Jesse Eisenberg

This actor is coming to my university tomorrow for a speech and probably a Q/A with the audience

What should my sign say

I love you Michael Cera

delete facebook

who has a bigger dick, Affleck or Cavil?

dingdingdingdingding

Why's he such a qt, bros?

misspell the word "autism"

Ask him why he he sold Sup Forums

Assuming you arent lying and will get a chance to ask a question, ive always wondered why he never watches any movies that hes in.

Does that actually help actors in their job? Is seeing themselves on screen unnerving? Or do they feel like they might judge themselves to harshly and end up changing the way they act?

Idk. I cant imagine spending months of my time on a project and not see the end result.

Not lying, although I'm not sure if there will be a Q/A session.

I think he's answered that question in a couple interviews, but maybe I could ask it in a cynical way

What it's like being Kristen Stewarts cuck.

Ask him if he's ever thought of playing a different character at some point.

Ask him what did he mean by hmmmm?

Ask him what working with Max Landis' annoying ass was like

This is one of his best roles and no one ever talks about this movie, it makes me sad.

I'm considering asking what Amy Adams smells like, both for the lulz and out of personal interest

shit, I forgot he was in that

>"Why did you kill David Foster Wallace?"

If you tried to tell a joke to this guy he would do his best to make you look and feel like a worthless retard

sound like i'm the best person for the job

MMM BOYS!

kek this

This is all you need OP, please.

Ask him if he's going to show up in Justice League

This.

Ask him why Jews have been kicked out of 79 countries

affleck obviously. cavill is a dicklet and you can tell by his mediocre bulge

Zombieland 2 when

Ask him if brags about voting for Trump to his boyfriend during rough sex.

is that Jason Segel as DFW?
Don't know how I feel about that.

FPBP

Wait, Jesse voted for trump?

of course he did

Mother fucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude

best post

If dubs, ask him if he regrets being in BvS.

PEACH TEA > JAR OF PISS

this lmao

FPBP

KIKES GET OUT OF PALESTINE OR YOU WILL SUFFER JIHAD LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE

Btfo

a lot of actors do that though, and a lot also dont read reviews. thats why most never improve

>What should my sign say
I have a bomb.