''Mulder that can't be you're being silly stop it''

>''Mulder that can't be you're being silly stop it''
>''No scully I read about it''
>*sighs*
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>Flying saucer whizzes past in plain sight
>Scully looks down for a second to pick up a penny and misses it
>"lmao aliens don't real Mulder"
Must have been so frustrating to be Mulder. Every time something noteworthy happens, Scully just happens to be looking the other direction.

they cant keep getting away with it

I want an x-files cartoon in tom and jerry style now

>literally sees ayy lmaos on multiple occasions
>sees someone eat livers to survive in hibernation
>legitimately sees psychics in action
>has terminal cancer cured by a chip
>digs up UFO
>literally gets abducted by a UFO
>sees mulder switch bodies with M12 employee
>mulder there is a rational scientific explanation for all of this

Scully a shit. A SHIT

>this is it we finally have hard evidence of aliens.
>i'll just leave it at my unsecured apartment while I'm gone
>apartment gets robbed / burned down

every time

nevah been dis close to da truff!

>it's a monster rapes women, but Mulder and Scully don't care and take him to a Cher concert episode

kek i loved this one, you're waiting for the twist that shows that he's innocent but then BAM ''blue balls lol''
the writers had some balls putting this on

>Doctor who dabbles in genetics
>Played by J Peterman
Great episode

>scully gets abducted by aliens
>anal probed repeatedly
>video recording is made of the procedure
>gets Lena Dunham'd by the ayy lmaos
>deposited in china 26 minutes after being abducted
>gets back to American embassy
>they can't understand how she got 1/2 round the world in 30 minutes or less
>ayy lmaos land on the White House steps
>we abducted agent Dana scully and looked inside her bum
>release video to the world as proof
>hand plans for a warp drive to the world
>we will return when you complete the engine, but before we go we'll fix the o zone for you
>fly away in a fucking space ship
>scully gets back to FBI
>Mulder, lets not jump to conclusions we can't be sure it was 100% aliens

>>mulder there is a rational scientific explanation for all of this
but there was a rational explanation, it existed.

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>its an ''its an x-files case but mulder doesnt think so but scully secretly thinks so but doesnt want to admit it and it turns out to be an x-files and mulder thinks so too but now scully doesn't think so anymore''
on another note, I miss black-info-mule man

Is the series worth watching? I've seen a few MOTW that I liked, but I'm hesitant to start a kinda long series I've heard has a unsatisfactory ending.

>it's a "lady murderer is the REAL monster" episode

Yes, I would even argue you should watch every episode. To appreciate the great ones you have to see them all. Stuff like Jose Chung or the Baseball episode are a rare treat but overall the series is an amazing piece of 90's TV

> Jose Chung
This fucking episode

she saw paranormal shit all the time, but either rationalized it or felt like she was obliged to contradicted mulder so he didn't go 100% tinfoil, not to mention all real mutants feeding on peoples organs and what not running around. no one disputed they were real

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>youtube.com/watch?v=NLLBrh_PeT4

the fuck? Is this from jose chung?

>unsatisfactory ending

just make believe the season finale of season 7 is the last episode of the series

How do you go from this

>gets Lena Dunham'd by the ayy lmaos

To this

to this

to this?

Are they the perfect couple?

Also, how do you guys deal with the homo-erotic undertones in x-files?

>look scully the aliens are here right in front of us
>no Mulder those are hallucinations caused by sleep deprivation actually I wrote a paper on it and Skinner said
>shut the fuck up Dana

MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

NO.

IM JUST WATCHING XFILES WTF.

>"Scully, you are literally an alien"
>Mulder what abou-
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>"WHERES MY SISTER???"
>"Shit"
>*Intro Theme*

Ill take my emmy anytime, Fox.

Requesting gif of the dance that monster was making at the Cher concert

Scully isnt such a rational being, several times when she is being interogated by her superiors and Mulder isnt here, she says her assignment was to discredit his work, but she cant because there are plenty of cases where she admits to not have any explanation better than Mulder's, so she validates him, just not in front of him

>there is a rational scientific explanation for all of this


AND IT IS FUCKING

ALIENS

SCULLY

shes just being tsundere, no worries

it was actually a decently written tv-series

>so she validates him, just not in front of him
Mulder assigns a cause, it was ET or it was a psychic surgeon or whatever. Scully just says I can't explain it I don't know what it is.

How man times did a space ship turn out to be a government airplane, plenty. Scully was right to cast doubt

well the show would be pretty fucking boring if scully just went 'well whaddayaknow'' and then they both had a nice time at skinners office where hes so impressed at their work good jab here's a raise also you can feel my biceps mulder been working out

>How man times did a space ship turn out to be a government airplane, plenty
shoo government shill

I think you have me confused with someone else. I am but a poor struggling writer

I'm just saying it was a good way of maintaining the suspense so yeah in short I absolutely disliked the tone of the last season tho.
The mandatory 'funny' episode was alright, the others were all over the place.
Not holding my breath for whatever revelation comes in the first episode of the next season. Unless its the start of world war 3 because of that massive ship appearing over a highway, I dont see how they're going to justify this massive cliffhanger.

shhh I havent finished the series yet, only on season six so far

>hey I'm ur dad LOL now go do illegal shit k?
spender had it coming

>Not holding my breath for whatever revelation comes in the first episode of the next season. Unless its the start of world war 3 because of that massive ship appearing over a highway, I dont see how they're going to justify this massive cliffhanger.

you know how it will start, it was a mass hallucination cause by bumble beats that carried a modified flue vaccine combined with swamp gas and the planet venus.

I bet trebek was their as well

Blame the aliens for the size

You can say he was skinned

ty

>scully do you have an explenation for this kind of joke?
>well, I- uhm, I never Per say, eh, would share, ehm, moulders sense of humor..

I think scully is the embodiment of Sup Forums

>despite all the hard form evidence pointing towards not only the existence but direct action of aliens, I will conclude that it wasn't aliens

She's contrarian for the sake of it. She is pure Sup Forums

>Sup Forums

>You want to buy this ? Why, its full of stupid fiction !
>proceeds to trash the magazine that could have been the symbol of his redemption

Smoking Man is so touching

she is pure PURE, you mean
best waifu by far

also the fact that he couldnt do a damn thing about the guy insulting him as well as his story being heavily edited to fit into the magazine despite being the most powerful man in america

thats when he was truly convinced all he had to do was to manipulate the motherfuckers

Mulder: /x/
Scully: /sci/
Skinner: /fit/
Smoking Man: Sup Forums
Deepthroat: /adv/
John Doggett: /k/
Krycek: /r9k/
Reyes: /lgbt/
Kersh-x: /diy/


This list literally cannot be disputed. Literally.

>also the fact that he couldnt do a damn thing about the guy insulting him as well as his story being heavily edited to fit into the magazine despite being the most powerful man in america

but he could have, he could have easily had the book as a NYT best seller, but we wanted it sold on his own merit. That is what added such depth to his character, he was not some evil man just doing whatever he wanted. He had a goal, he did what was necessary, and he didn't really abuse the power he had.

>pure
>got impregnated by aliums

She's universally tainted.

It's Sup Forums you dumb redditard

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Scully will never be my gf and basically I want to die

Superior Gillian Anderson coming through

>what the hell do you mean there's a ghost on my ship? we already did the ancient ghosts story

>he didn't really abuse the power he had.

but he did, all the time

his side story of him being a writer is trying to get validation from the masses but he realized he wasnt good enough for it, if he didnt rely on abuse

>SCULLY LOOK A UFO!

>Mulder thats just you having a brain aneurysm combined with a 7 year periodic swamp gas mixing in to your brain cells

>Scully did you just say im having a brain aneurysm?

>Theres nothing to prove that theory, Mulder.

you forgot the blond guy working in a lab at Quantico that was in love with Scully but eventually had to die
cant remember his name

I'd say he's Sup Forums

>That report better be on my desk by tomorrow, agent Mulder. Dont make me ask you twice

>cant remember his name
thats okay no one in the show did either LMOUL

delete this

yeah, and its pretty sad because he died trying to protect some very important evidence, essential to the whole arc

his sacrifice wasnt in vain but I think the writers had enough of him and the love story going nowhere

damn they must have had so much fun writing xfiles

why didn't he open his eyes

>scully falls asleep
>alien dances by her
>mulder tried to wake her up
>"stop it mulder"
>the alien disappears

SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY

And Jessy Ventura

what if the aliens were behind trump getting elected?

Was it rape?

no but it was rude

H-he's fast!

>Scully literally sees an alien corpse and has it traded for Mulder
>Still doesn't believe in ayys

In the awful season 9 she suddenly starts jumping to far-fetched paranormal conclusions immediately

In season 9 becomes Mulder, its the new person that plays the Scully character

Remember the time the shapeshifting clay person made Scully horny?

Good times.

or the time the ape guy posed as mulder

cerulean blue....

you now use yotsuba-b

That happened in the movie

>Rescue Scully from the Alien ship
>Make it back up the surface
>Scully is passed out
>Alien ship rises out out of the arctic ripping through Ice and Snow
>Hovers high in the sky
>Moves slowly away to another area then rises high again and takes off to space
>Scully wakes up right after
>LOL MULDER U N UR STORIES

WATCH IT MULDER

tripple layered memes

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>Reyes: /lgbt/
Why?

My boy Pendrell

>Listen to this one, Scully: a masked man brings down an airplane with his barehands over Uzbekistan. The plane was literally ripped in half. How do you explain that?

mulder fifty shades of the grays me please

>Krycek: /r9k/

AYY'D

I'm glad I never really cared about anything after Duchovny left and only watched a few episodes here and there

sure Dana is hot but at least the first 5 or 6 seasons never relied on such scenes to sell

The first episode has Scully strip down to her bra.

and in season six the alien perforates cunnerlingus on her vajina in the cleansing church of running water

>that episode with the incestuous hillbilles
I still find it ironic that the scariest episode of X-Files didn't contain any supernatural elements at all.

>A man is found with some of Dr. Pavel's blood mixed in his. How do you explain that Scully?

>it's a mulder/krycek team up episode