ALEX JONES CONFIRMED FOR JOE ROGAN EPISODE 911

ALEX JONES CONFIRMED FOR JOE ROGAN EPISODE 911


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Nice

Source?

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Joe also said they'll both be drinking, and implied Alex Jones will be smoking as well.

Live right now.

Can't wait for Joe to BTFO Alex cuck. Alex supported the anti-christ that is destroying the Constitution. Alex will kill himself in the next four years when he realizes Trump is the worst thing that ever happened to America.

source? the live thing is just fight companion rn

Alex Jones is going to yell so loud.

I wonder if he realizes Joe intentionally disagrees with guests to encourage dialogue.

>Can't wait for Joe to BTFO Alex cuck
AHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHA NEVER EVER there's a reason Joe kept avoiding Alex's phone calls like a 2face coward

Source is current fight companion that is live rn

awooo

that should be fun

Alex is a shill. Everyone BTFOs Alex. Buy water filters from shill Alex website. Shill, shill, shill. Alex is a shill 24/7. Only cares about selling gold and water filters. He loathes the idiots who fall for his bullshit. He's like Trump, he takes advantage of the stupid people.

btw joe's alex jones impression is hilarious. I hope they go back and forth with it

how is direct marketing any worse than putting 5 minutes of ads between segments like TV news

WEDNESDAY EPISODE 9/11

ALEX JONES DRUNK & STONED ON JOE ROGAN SHOW

link?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what is with Alex Jones? All I've watched are clips of him screaming.

>Market market market
>Be afraid of X
>Let me sell you solution to X
Alex is a shill cuck of the establishment. So is his buddy Trump. Both establishment false flag shill cucks that are anti-the people.

This will be legendary

The products he shills play into his alarmist political message.

Alex Jones is a water filter salesman who makes his living by yelling and making people think that water is unsafe so they should buy water filters.

>everyone jumping on Eddie when it's been proven time and time again that the media is corrupt

>Alex will kill himself in the next four years when he realizes Trump is the worst thing that ever happened to America.
???

alex jones is a shill. he doesn't believe anything he says.

>got dem profilers on deck cuh

he's the original anti globalist guy. But it's not as spooky anymore since our guy won the election. I also like watching Max Keiser and he went on the show recently btw

they are things his audience might want. Nothing wrong with selling vitamins, water filters, t-shirts, etc.

>Joe is a shill. Everyone BTFOs Joe. Buy nootropics from O N N I T. Shill, shill, shill. Joe is a shill 24/7. Only cares about selling Shroom Tech and New MOOD. He loathes the idiots who fall for his bullshit. He's like Trump, he takes advantage of the stupid people.

Who else is enjoying watching Eddie "Sup Forumsfag" Bravo get btfo by everyone else in the podcast and backpedal on all his extreme statements?

Joe is honest. he admits he sells products on his podcast to make money. Alex is a dishonest rat who pretends to be anti-capitalism but he lies to sell water filters. Alex is the Trump (liar faggot) of radio shows.

>he admits he sells products on his podcast to make money.
Wrong. His motto is something along the lines of "I only sell stuff that I think works! We got a scientist who did studies!" He's a snake oil salesmen. There is nothing honest about Alpha BRAIN. Is your name Aubrey by chance?

relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

Alpha Brain makes more sense than Alex The Shill Jones selling gold at an inflated price. Alex Jones is taking advantage of stuipid people. Alex knows his shit isn't real. He knows everytthing he says is false. He just likes to rip off morons.

fitzsimmons is best guest

I used to listen to the Spill movie review podcasts and they mentioned once that before Spill they used to do a public access show in Austin in the early 2000's. Alex Jones was on before them and would hang out and watch their show because he likes movies. They said they would go to bars with him and whenever anyone asked him about politics or conspiracies he would say "That's my show, that's not me".


I guess there is no proof he is faking all of it but that would be a weird random thing to make up on your podcast.

>go on youtube
>there's a fight companion even though the fights were yesterday
>open link
>eddie's going fucking nuts with seven other people in the room talking over him
>kek and close tab

There's a lot of reports about Alex faking it. Too many to dismiss. In real life he knows Trump is the biggest threat to America in history. But on his show he pretends to support Trump because he makes money.

>Well yeah, I mean, it's just perplexing, that reptilian stuff? They have scales, like snakes, right? It's so bizarre. You know decapitated snakes can still bite and poison you? *clears throat* Yeah. I saw this documentary, these 600lbs anacondas, man, they eat jaguars. Just swallow them up, alive. Crazy shit.

>I'm telling you Joe. The snakes, the snakes, they're going crazy, the globalists are putting something in the water. You need to filter your water.

>Wow. Right. These water filters, they're amazing. Just amazing. Hey, you saw the fight on HBO that night? That face kick? Brutal. I'm telling you, he's a beast. Just nasty.

*brings mic closer*
>pull up that video of Alex Jones
>damn, that's, what, 250 lbs?
>those things can rip you apart

youtube.com/watch?v=ubUpuXLLPNc

This is an average Trump supporter.

Who would win in a fight, Alex or Joe?

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

Physical? Joe.
Political? Joe.
Philosophical? Joe.

Eddie Bravo could beat both of them up physically and verbally

THIS. I ONLY LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO SHILL STAMPS AND OTHER INANE BULLSHIT

>PRIMATE CARE PILLS
>monkey themed snake oil
Joe is such a faggot I swear to god

BUY WATER FILTER ON ALEX JONES DOT COM BECAUSE WATER IS POISONED.

BUY GOLD ON ALEX JONES DOT COM BECAUSE THE DOLLAR IS POISONED.

BUY DONALD TRUMP ON ALEX JONES DOT COME BECAUSE DONALD PAID ME.

BUY SURVIVAL EQUIPEMENT ON ALEX JONES DOT COM BECAUSE I GET PAID.

BUY BUY BUY

ALEX JONES DOT COM

BUY BUY BUY

BE AFRAID AND BUY. KEEP BUYING ON ALEX JONES DOT COM. BUY BUY BUY.

>two of the meme-iest memes in existence will try to out meme each other for 2 hours

The internet should explode.

is this show real?

i fucking love alex. used to listen to rush limbaugh and art bell for laughs when i was a kid. hes a perfect combo of both

>...3, 2, 1... BOOM! BREAKIN THE INTERNET BITCHEZ
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It's fiction but it's a fiction that sells a lot of water filters and Trump votes for money.

>Alex is a dishonest rat who pretends to be anti-capitalism
>Alex Jones
>anti-capitalism

how can you so confidently talk about things you so clearly know nothing about? have you no shame?

Nick Land episode when

jamie pull up that video of the bilderberg gathering where the illuminati conspire on using chem trails to zombify the sheeple

alex jones confirmed it thursday on infowars show

*exhales loudly*
"Wow, that's crazy.."

this, tried listening to his show once and it was 10 (ten) minutes straight of ads

So, I haven't seen any of them, but I know Alex Jones has cameos in two of Richard Linklater's films. Are they friends?

Alex jones is sure as hell not a socialist, you discredited yourself dummy

Sort of unrelated, but did you know the guys who ran spill made a new website called Double Toasted? It's pretty great.

WEW LAD

Yeah Jones said they've been longtime friends. Was gonna make a thread about it but time got away

>tfw rogan took the dmt pill instead

Reminder that Alex thinks the elites take DMT to get their ideas on how to torture and oppress the masses.

I mean, is he wrong?

This first clip is litteral nonsense, what the fuck?
Do americans listen to this?

based alex dropping redpills

libs triggered

Callen is just as bad if not worse, i enjoy watching his faggot ass get bullied

>biebler
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

>he's the original anti globalist guy
He stole some from William Cooper
>pretends to be anti-capitalism
Are you fucking retarded

Used to think Alex was funny, and that his shtick was just a big idiot act to sell water filters. Then he started harassing the Sandy Hook families. Can't stand the guy now.

>believing sandy hoax is real

>Sandy Hook
And the sliding has begun

>he stole from Cooper
>who (((he))) had killed

This.

And the tinhats from r/The_Donald have arrived.

Schaub should have quit UFC.

>he's the original anti globalist guy

No, the original was William Cooper.

He even called Alex Jones out in a broadcast.
youtu.be/d7jJMYJbAKc

Slide confirmed

>it's another "my politics are my identity" episode

Do you have a single fact to back that claim up?

bruh, that isn't joe's style. he'll debate him, sure, but i guarantee joe will wind up agreeing with alex more than he'll disagree

At least those stamps are legally guaranteed to work, supplements are such a load of shit. I'm willing to tolerate it on joe's show because he's just doing entertainment but with alex it really drags down the entire production, how am I meant to trust anything he says when he makes his money selling bullshit?

Well actually primate refers to human beings just as much as monkeys, we're both types of primates. Really he was just being pretentious.

>BUY DONALD TRUMP ON ALEX JONES DOT COME BECAUSE DONALD PAID ME.
You have any proof for this insane conspiracy theory or is this just another pissgate?

>has to understand everything in terms of their native environment
What fascinating subjects you redditors are.

I use to hate alex jones, but then I stopped taking him seriously and somehow he is much more funny and entertaining

It's disturbing to think many people seem to still take him seriously rather than viewing him as an entertaining lunatic

>watch fight companion
>Eddie Bravo starts talking about how the CIA has infiltrated every level of mass media
>close podcast
>wait for next episode

Eddie's alright, but he is a cunt when he goes into his conspiracy theories. Eddie really needs to drop the pizzagate nonsense.

he is such a moron, its unbelievable
i love it

>theory

zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-24/obama-signs-countering-disinformation-and-propaganda-act-law

it's the law

that weirds me the fuck out sometimes.
he is just listening to obvious retardation from cowboy, eddie or some other whacko and doesnt say a single thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw
these are my favorite
makes me kek everytiem

youtube.com/watch?v=2KHukv2Mz_k

wonderful

he is sometimes posted in /wsg/ dragonball z jones and anime crossovers are pretty amazing

Just like he surrendered to Stefan Molyneux lies and manipulations?

Joe isn't smart take these guys on. They know that as well. That's why they come on.

not an argument

*lowers voice tone* Oh wow... Yeah, nature doesn't make any sense. You ever tried peyote?

so wat you sayin is

he smarter than Ann Coulter?

sheeeeit

Never stop posting. Main reason i love rogan threads. Cocoposting is a close second.

sounds believable

we already sell baby parts

some guy did like 50 illegal abortions and kept parts in jars all over his office before getting caught

are you the guy who makes these? never stop, i love you.