Article in the The Onion today
* points pen at paper*
Obama to pass executive order to confiscate all bullets
*Camera zooms in*
There it is folks
Article in the The Onion today
Jeremiah Gomez
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Isaac Moore
Why is he so fat?
Jonathan Young
The chemtrails are poisoning the food supply with estrogen.
Jack James
IT'S THE SPIRIT OF 1776! WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! BUY MY SNAKE OIL!
Tyler Perry
INFOWARS
IN
THE
WHITE
HOUSE
CONFIRMED
TODAY
Austin Bennett
...
Nolan Butler
vitality
Eli Long
He's very strangely built. He doesn't have that fat of a torso, but his head is fuckin' ginormous.
Luis Gonzalez
FULL OF BLOOD
Carter Nelson
>taking the kike controlled opposition shill known as (((Alex Jones))) seriously
ISHYGDDT
Joseph Bell
Don't bully Bill Hicks.
Angel Wood
more mass = more power
Samuel Rogers
Listen folks I'm here in Austin Texas and I can confirm that penguins are A LIE spread by THE GLOBALIST BIG GOVERNMENT ELITES. They're DESPICABLE, YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED BY MSNB AND CNN. THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PENGUIN-SHOOTING GUNS AND LEAVE YOU DEFENSELESS. I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS HERE TO PROVE IT. I'VE BEEN CONTACTED BY NSA SPIES AND THEY TELL ME IT'S ALL TRUE. THIS IS THE REAL STORY FOLKS.1776 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN, I WONT LET THE PENGUIN MENACE WIN.
Nathaniel Walker
Owen Barnes
HE'S A HUMAN
Isaiah Kelly
>right wingers aren't just deranged loons, he's a jewish puppet!
Christian Wright
Fuck off CTR shills.
Jacob Roberts
You gotta admit he did a good job becoming famous by exploiting peoples fears.
I built a news agency from the ground up and turned it into a very profitable business.
Hunter Rogers
>I built a news agency from the ground up
ALEX?
Aiden Turner
>Bill Burr isn't gonna stick around Joe's place for one more ep to be on the Alex Jones podcast
Fuckin a man. Could have been GOAT.
Jaxson Morales
>news agency
Grayson Ramirez
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
GLOBALIST SCUM
Aaron Perry
One thing about Alex Jones is that world would be a much more dangerous place if we didn't have this clown at the head of conspiracy theories.