every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
Well, actually my theory is, I think the Atlantis people were just humanoids with gills... *exhales loudly* Evolutionary survival mechanisms, you read about that, right? Like when you get kicked in the face, it triggers your fight or flee response, like BOOM you just punch that motherfucker back. *explosion noise* We're animals, primal predatory instinct. That's amazing. Who knows? Yeah. A billion years from now, future Alien species will maybe wonder about us, like we wonder about Dinosaurs or these Ancient Civilizations. Who were these primitive monkeys who built towers of concrete? It's perplexing. You know I always think about, like, since we're evolved from monkeys, how come we don't have tails? Nature, man... Scary. Wouldn't it be crazy if... I mean. It's so absurd when you think about it. *laughs like a maniac* *lowers voice tone* You ever go moose-hunting? Man, I'm telling you, these things are FAST!
Nolan Lewis
hey rogan...whatcha eatin?
Liam King
jamie pull up that video of a man dying from getting fucked in the ass by a horse
Caleb Reed
Siracha is a literal meme
Aaron Gonzalez
You know experts say oceans could contain over a million undiscovered species? Who knows what's down there, I mean water is like 95% of the earth's surface, you heard about that, right? I saw this documentary. Some sharks have teeth longer than my arm! I mean those things would shred you in half! We don't rule the earth, they do. Hey, you saw that clip of a monster truck jumping from an airplane? Insane, totally insane.
Christopher Baker
well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
every 10 milliseconds they're reassessing the situation
i was watching this match with Conor McGregor how he was reading his opponent 6 seconds into the future- jaimie could you bring that match up? yeah but it's because they're actually playing chess in their minds ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that kick was absolutely brutal! so you were talking about the current political landscape in the USA?
Brody Martin
Heyyyyyyyy freak bitches
Alexander Long
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOH HES HURT HES HURT
Andrew King
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Luke Cooper
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Tyler Gomez
>So you're saying everything we know about the world is a posteriori knowledge derived from our interpretation of sense data transmitted from noumena, and that the mind is a separate entity creating a dualistic reality where we can also uncover a priori truths?
Wow... that's insane
*pause*
Did you see that video of a lion getting jacked by an eagle? Holy shit Jamie pull that up.
Austin Miller
You saw that documentary about ants on Discovery last night? They can lift like 100 times their own body weights, wow, how crazy is that? Jamie, can you find it? How RIPPED you think they must be if you put them under a microscope? That means, like a tiny ant could probably lift a kettle bell, just deadlift it like it's nothing, if it wanted to! Why haven't we tried to harness ant DNA yet to make like super ants steroids? Nature doesn't make any sense. You ever tried peyote?
Asher Butler
Heh
Luke Cooper
"You're a scientist, maybe you can answer that. But what about the possibility of a gigantic mass-extinction event we would be so fucked. Is it really possible that monkeys were colonized by aliens with mushrooms?"
ENTER CODENAME ROGAN AND GET 10% OFF
Jaxon Allen
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John Torres
well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
Electroweak symmetry breaking (due to a Higgs field or otherwise) is believed proven responsible for generating the masses of fundamental particles such as elementary fermions (including electrons and quarks) and the massive- hey jaimie could you bring up that article? yeah, W and Z gauge bosons. Finding how this happens is pivotal to particle physics.
>*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that zebra was fast, how is it even possible for the lion to catch up? that thing would tear you to shreds if it did.
Owen Brooks
Is your body ready?
Jeremiah Jones
joeposting is already the greatest meme of 2017
Ryan Hernandez
>Well yeah, I mean, it's just perplexing, that reptilian stuff? They have scales, like snakes, right? It's so bizarre. You know decapitated snakes can still bite and poison you? *clears throat* Yeah. I saw this documentary, these 600lbs anacondas, man, they eat jaguars. Just swallow them up, alive. Crazy shit.
>I'm telling you Joe. The snakes, the snakes, they're going crazy, the globalists are putting something in the water. You need to filter your water.
>Wow. Right. These water filters, they're amazing. Just amazing. Hey, you saw the fight on HBO that night? That face kick? Brutal. I'm telling you, he's a beast. Just nasty.
Joseph Campbell
>ENTER CODENMA-*clears throat* CODE N A M E ROGAN AND GOT *clears throat* G E T 10 PURC-*clears throat* PERCENT OFF THAT'S CODENAME ROGAN *clears throat* Ftfy
Wyatt Taylor
how far away is this
Gabriel Anderson
u tried
Elijah Richardson
>watch a random episode to see if the memes are true >guest's talking about politics and the subject of Russia comes up >Joe interrupts him and starts going off about a Russian fighter >"hey you know the Mongols conquered Russia for like 200 years? That's why this guy is such a warrior. He's probably a descendant of Gengis Khan. He's a fucking animal." >keeps ranting about MMA for the next half hour it's true, all of it
Luis Jenkins
you know sourdough is very good for you
Chase Perry
i love roganposting
Tyler Russell
IT'S LITERALLY JUST BREAD WITH VINEGAR IN IT FUCK
Logan Miller
Why is Joe so much more open-minded on his podcast than he was on Joe Rogan Questions Everything?
>Well yeah, it's a possibility that Bigfoot exists, but everything that you just said makes me feel like you're a compulsive liar that doesn't know what they're talking about
Adam Sanchez
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Gavin Torres
6 years in MSPaint Thank you DMT
Adam Hall
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Thomas Roberts
dude
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
Carson Sanders
>Huuuh? >For sure!
David Ortiz
This is the only pasta on this website to consistently make me laugh out loud like a retard every time I read it.
Blake Peterson
*eats food with mic right next to mouth before joe yells at them to not do it*
which guest am i?
Tyler Taylor
Bryan 'im not gay' Callen
Caleb Peterson
OH SHIT
Brody Hill
HHUUHH?? FOR S U R E A 100% MERKS A DUDE, he's a Mmotherfucker! I think you'd be surprised
Cooper Harris
Cauliflower ear
Most fighters have it, Schaubs isn't even that bad.
Christopher Gomez
It is, but it's pretty good. Wouldn't mix it with Jalapenos though, and it would go better with white bread than brown bread.
Grayson Walker
His interview with Louie made me realize he's not that bad of a douchebag.
Noah Morales
I listened to one of his podcasts, for about 15 minutes. Heard him use a 4 syllable word. It was quite impressive, actually.
Ayden Hernandez
Roganposting is great
But I wish Louisposting came back too
Josiah Kelly
Couldn't agree more user.
Asher Johnson
Does anyone know other podcast similar to #725. It was essentially my paradigm shift..
>ywn watch joe rogan make first contact with aliums
Easton Perez
Maybe the one with Jordan Peterson semi-recently He put his thoughts on God very eloquently and in a way that unironically non-memetically really made me thing
Jason Watson
He's done a few with hancock and a couple with carlson. he's also done a couple with Giorgio Tskolous the ancient aliens guy.
Noah Phillips
*think What a retarded typo
Daniel Sanchez
i think he'd be a pretty good ambassador for aliens, he's just so likeable and harmless. he'd be constantly showing them videos on his phone like animal attack videos and stuff.
Ryan Ross
I've watched every single episode ask me anything.
Robert Baker
It's that butter in my coffee
Jose Powell
>Woah, I just took a massive shit, that's insane, that's like a sasquatch sized shit right there. Do you think the sasquatch has to wipe or does he just let his fur get all matted? Jamie pull my pants up.
Blake Perez
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Jordan Perez
>They've found giant ape bones in South America, that's bigfoot and probably the yeti too, they lived 10 000 years age at the latest, so they were probably seen in the Himalayas >Wow so you're saying there are still some of those around >Definitely there are places where they're hiding, I mean we wear pants, monkeys can't do that so they're dumb, but they lived 10 000 years ago so yes they're hiding, but pants, idiot monkey 10000 years extinct, definitely I don't kno- Jaime video pull *clears throat* Moose Eagle Chimp in a threeway Mexican standoff
James Perez
my asshole burns just looking at this
Isaiah Sullivan
I love how Brock's tattoo is 55% hilt with a tiny fucking blade.
Kayden Perez
kek
Jason Ramirez
>white people
Kevin Gray
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Ian Peterson
>philosophers? bro get a bowl with your silly bitch buddies and an hour in, everyone's a philosopher. just do it, stop talking about possibilities, you think alexander the great was great because of great thinking fuck no man he did shit
>jamie pull up that video of the nude greco roman wrestling...DAMN MAN THOSE ROMANS DON'T FUCK AROUND
Just listened to the latest with Bill Burr. I almost cringed myself to death when they were talking about child birth and he said it was almost psychedelic. What a fucking moron.
Charles Barnes
Eddie Bravo is gonna be there to
Luis Rivera
I eat something like that for breakfast. Eggs cheese and hotsauce then coffee and cigarettes. Makes you shit out everything in 10 minutes.
Carson Perez
When is he going to have Richard Stallman on?
Jackson Smith
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Jose Lee
12 hours
Tyler Richardson
what was your guys' opinion of shane's podcast? i was looking forward to it since his last appearance in january 2015 and was disappointed. he's my favorite joe rogan guest but he was sober because of some physical he was taking later and was obviously butthurt from hillary's loss, actually the conversation felt awkward at some points almost as if their politics have split over the last seven years
Owen Anderson
Didn't Rogan say a couple podcasts ago that Randall Carlson had stage four cancer?
Christian Cooper
If ISIS wants to topple America why don't they just send like 5-10 covert agents into the country with small vials of chilli powder to empty into national water supplies. You'd have the country on its knees within days. Wouldn't even have to be chilli powder, I'm sure the aroma of sweet paprika would remind most of them of capsaicin and be enough to bring on psychosomatic effects.
Anthony Jackson
no, it is pho condiment that turned into meme ingredient by faggots
