PAN

PAN

MEME, NICE AND OLD

NICE

FOOKIN ELLLLLLLLLLLLE

DUBS

NICE AND CHECKED

Old but Gold

YES CHIEFTAIN

Did any of you fools ate his food though?

DONKEY

Made his pizza in a pan, was really good

No, food made by HIM.

C'MERE YOU

uh he makes every single one by hand

RUSTIC

Nicest guy you'll ever meet
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

TOSSER

who else here going to come in close to get juicey with this beautiful chef?

nice bulge

Forehead, Nice and Oiled

...

i ain't no bitch, chef

Watch your step.

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING CRAIC

why does he have like 4 ovens in his own kitchen

pls do not jackpost

some of them are humidity regulators and plate warmers and just general warmers you fucking PLEB

...

YES

CHEF?

>that flock of seagull's haircut

this nagger has lost the plot

>tfw too much cinnamon

Even Hell's Kitchen contestants weren't safe from Ramsay's twisted vision.
“One time I said ’they're frozen chef' and Gordon turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled their asserts were frozen? Maybe the monikers in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play TV celebrity Gordon, or is TV celebrity Gordon something that’s been in him all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the fridges, and I noticed Gordon had put something on the shelves. It was stuff like ‘It looks like a bison's penis’ and ‘it looks like Ghandi's flipflop’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to cook.”

You couldn't guess what's in my oven

>*VIOLIN SCREECH*
>"OH FUCKING HELL"
>Gordon has found the hotel manager's cunny folder while preparing tonight's menu
>*click* *click*
>"Christ" What the fuck is this?"
>"I'm not sure Chef Gordon"
>"not sure? NOT SURE? It was already open and you'd just spent FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES IN HERE. Oh my fucking word"
>"Do you about this?" Gordon asks the staff
>the majority shake their heads apart from his wife who looks down in shame
>"Un fucking believe able"
>"Ya know I knew Americans were some sick mother fuckers but this takes the fucking cake yeah"

careful now!

COME ERE

FEEL THAT

thank god the fat chick lost in hell's kitchen

PAN NICE AND HOT

he even got a transplant apparently twice

well he can afford it

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

I'll take assholes I'd eat for 500, Alex.

Really made my penis stiff..