>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass, 3 p.m. ET) Donald Cerrone vs. Darren Till Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Jodie Esquibel Jan Blachowicz vs. Devin Clark Oskar Piechota vs. Jonathan Wilson
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass now) Marcin Held vs. Nasrat Haqparast Brian Kelleher vs. Damian Stasiak Sam Alvey vs. Ramazan Emeev Andre Fili def Artem Lobov via unanimous decision (30-27 x3) Warlley Alves def. Salim Touahri via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2) Aspen Ladd def. Lina Lansberg via second-round TKO (2:33) Josh Emmett def. Felipe Arantes via unanimous decision (30-25 x2, 30-26)
Ayden Hall
Schaub bless bros
Nicholas Peterson
HEY
SOUL
SISTER
Elijah Hernandez
Aspen Ladd. Who should she fight next in the bantamweight division?
Nicholas Barnes
Time for "Smilin" Alvey to turn into "Mean Mug" Alvey
Jordan Lewis
SCOUSED
Thomas Miller
>three fights left >only one hour to fit them into
How is this going to work?
Ayden Sullivan
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Jaxson Lopez
Sam Alvey is cool. And his wife is a smoke.
Chase Lee
COMFY THREAD
Dylan Phillips
...
Carter Martin
Alvey gonna take a dive
Jaxson Gray
RIZIN WILL NEVER DIE
Hunter Price
Does that old guy security guard know shit or is he just someone the UFC pays $12 an hour?
Noah Russell
kick his butt Ramazan
Dominic Lewis
Bisking
Landon Johnson
Cody Garbrandt
Austin King
Why are you guys hating on Sam Alvey he literally adopted and orphan from Africa.
Joseph Morris
Well that's reason enough to hate him right there.
Ryan Smith
This fight reminds me of the refugee crisis. Hopefully the white guy wins...
Gavin Sanders
No he didn't
Aiden Cox
Made a racist post in the previous thread. Just want to say I'm sorry about that.
Justin Russell
Good in-out movement by the kebabby Alvey looks even slower and more plodding than usual, that weight cut must have been terrible
James Wilson
>muh white savior complex
Ryan Harris
Emeev is slipping the jab to the inside. That leaves him wide open to the straight left.
HEEM INCOMING
Jacob Carter
This card needs some heems Maybe they can help my headache
Please Polan
Chase Hall
This is the famous German humour i've heard of
Mason Thomas
anyone have any rare Schaubs to trade?
Camden Cruz
lol based smilin' sam alvey always ready to brawl
Xavier Baker
...
Liam Johnson
he is an orphan from africa
Hudson Ramirez
The only time I'm 'Smilin' during a Sam Alvey fight is when he gets KO'd.
Noah Roberts
Rarest Schaub you'll ever find
Charles King
...
Thomas Stewart
>have to go out for the next half hour >I'll probably miss the only heems of the night.
Oliver Sanchez
>well adjusted person enjoying his life
why does Sup Forums hate him guise?
Tyler Watson
Wasnt tryin to be funny buddy
Isaac Torres
YES ALVEY GETTING HEEMD
YEEEEESSSSS
Cameron Taylor
Lack of Killer Instinct desu
Connor Taylor
Sam has responded really well by attacking Emeev's fists with his head.
Jason Williams
How are those shorts white?
Leo Richardson
>And his wife is a smoke. *cringe*
Leo Rivera
Well adjusted people don't shave fucking smiley faces into their hair.
Sebastian Martin
Drink a soda bro, caffeine helps.
Man Alvey is way outta shape, no wonder he missed weight.
Robert Morales
this russian has a comically small head
Austin Flores
Alvey looks totally out of the fight. Fighting sick?
Elijah Russell
imagine losing to Derek Brunson
Ian Perry
...
Wyatt Diaz
>cuck'd by his own wife
Nolan Edwards
I was enjoying the fights, why did you have to show up?
Evan Hernandez
Alvey's wife must nag like an absolute bitch.
Luke Nelson
Alvey is a literal retard
Ryder Price
That clubberin'
>tfw no qt cornerwife
David Ramirez
Do you mind if I save this?
Eli Jenkins
What the fuck is going on in Temeculah, how do both Sam Alvey and Dan Henderson have these smokeshow wives
Camden Bell
Go right ahead, it's all yours.
Grayson Bennett
>wife in the corner Oh, he's fucked
Jacob Harris
>backing away and not doing anything every fight
Why does anybody like this guy
Thomas Wright
He took it on short notice and missed weight by a wide margin
Jason Long
>fight advice from your gf
Nolan Stewart
you think alvey will let the russian guy bang his wife after he loses
Jaxon Ortiz
Watching them on your PC? You should hook your TV up so you can watch them on a larger screen bro.
Carter Rodriguez
shes always in his corner, even when she was pregnant
Camden Evans
...
Joshua Phillips
why does this russian guy look nothing like the russian guy in the previous fight?
This flabby motherfucker is a professional athlete ffs
Matthew Baker
Alvey doesn't wanna be there
Michael Gomez
Sam Alvey is fighting.
Jose Thomas
That's not me. You literally have a picture of 2 random guys kissing saved on your computer.
Michael Carter
>tfw no qt to support you
he will if he wins
Ian Martin
>smokeshow wives *cringe*
Luke Lewis
come on sam knock him out
Isaiah Gonzalez
Might do, need to eat something anyway honestly
Ryan Ramirez
Alvey isn’t throwing ANY punches.
Dude should not have taken this fight.
What a shitshow.
For the love of god throw the straight left after the jab.
Aaron Clark
Alvey never looks particularly good, but he looks like absolute dogshit right now. Flabby, flatfooted, gassed before the end of round 1 without having done anything,
Justin Adams
it certainly looks like you
Benjamin Sanchez
bet its comfy as fuck chilling on a weekend morning watching a card
bet its comfy as fuck having friends and actually being out on a weekend evening haha
Matthew Reyes
How the heck would you know?
Jason Cook
Changing your retarded facial expressions doesn't count as a jab dumb fuck
Lincoln Johnson
Alvey is great, isn't he?
Kayden Ortiz
based ref
Levi Jackson
BASED ref
Adrian Rogers
This guy is supposed to be a prospect?
Alvey looks like a drunk stepdad at a BBQ out there. If he doesn't finish him, this mudslime is officially shit.
Jackson Brown
>not having a picture of 2 random guys kissing saved on your computer
Sebastian Martinez
>Aspen Ladd has the only finish of the night
The memes write themselves
Jose Gutierrez
>bet its comfy as fuck having friends and actually being out on a weekend evening haha nightclubs here suck
Austin Hill
...
Isaiah Gutierrez
@poland did u get to sniff gooby
Christian Bennett
>both of them get confused and think they're part of a character select screen