UFC Fight Night: Gdansk Gamethread #2

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>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass, 3 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Darren Till
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Jodie Esquibel
Jan Blachowicz vs. Devin Clark
Oskar Piechota vs. Jonathan Wilson

>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass now)
Marcin Held vs. Nasrat Haqparast
Brian Kelleher vs. Damian Stasiak
Sam Alvey vs. Ramazan Emeev
Andre Fili def Artem Lobov via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
Warlley Alves def. Salim Touahri via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Aspen Ladd def. Lina Lansberg via second-round TKO (2:33)
Josh Emmett def. Felipe Arantes via unanimous decision (30-25 x2, 30-26)

Schaub bless bros

HEY

SOUL

SISTER

Aspen Ladd. Who should she fight next in the bantamweight division?

Time for "Smilin" Alvey to turn into "Mean Mug" Alvey

SCOUSED

>three fights left
>only one hour to fit them into

How is this going to work?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Sam Alvey is cool. And his wife is a smoke.

COMFY THREAD

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Alvey gonna take a dive

RIZIN WILL NEVER DIE

Does that old guy security guard know shit or is he just someone the UFC pays $12 an hour?

kick his butt Ramazan

Bisking

Cody Garbrandt

Why are you guys hating on Sam Alvey he literally adopted and orphan from Africa.

Well that's reason enough to hate him right there.

This fight reminds me of the refugee crisis. Hopefully the white guy wins...

No he didn't

Made a racist post in the previous thread. Just want to say I'm sorry about that.

Good in-out movement by the kebabby
Alvey looks even slower and more plodding than usual, that weight cut must have been terrible

>muh white savior complex

Emeev is slipping the jab to the inside.
That leaves him wide open to the straight left.

HEEM INCOMING

This card needs some heems
Maybe they can help my headache

Please Polan

This is the famous German humour i've heard of

anyone have any rare Schaubs to trade?

lol based smilin' sam alvey always ready to brawl

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he is an orphan from africa

The only time I'm 'Smilin' during a Sam Alvey fight is when he gets KO'd.

Rarest Schaub you'll ever find

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>have to go out for the next half hour
>I'll probably miss the only heems of the night.

>well adjusted person enjoying his life

why does Sup Forums hate him guise?

Wasnt tryin to be funny buddy

YES ALVEY GETTING HEEMD

YEEEEESSSSS

Lack of Killer Instinct desu

Sam has responded really well by attacking Emeev's fists with his head.

How are those shorts white?

>And his wife is a smoke.
*cringe*

Well adjusted people don't shave fucking smiley faces into their hair.

Drink a soda bro, caffeine helps.

Man Alvey is way outta shape, no wonder he missed weight.

this russian has a comically small head

Alvey looks totally out of the fight. Fighting sick?

imagine losing to Derek Brunson

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>cuck'd by his own wife

I was enjoying the fights, why did you have to show up?

Alvey's wife must nag like an absolute bitch.

Alvey is a literal retard

That clubberin'

>tfw no qt cornerwife

Do you mind if I save this?

What the fuck is going on in Temeculah, how do both Sam Alvey and Dan Henderson have these smokeshow wives

Go right ahead, it's all yours.

>wife in the corner
Oh, he's fucked

>backing away and not doing anything every fight

Why does anybody like this guy

He took it on short notice and missed weight by a wide margin

>fight advice from your gf

you think alvey will let the russian guy bang his wife after he loses

Watching them on your PC? You should hook your TV up so you can watch them on a larger screen bro.

shes always in his corner, even when she was pregnant

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why does this russian guy look nothing like the russian guy in the previous fight?

>"""""""""""""""""""""fan favourite"""""""""""""""""""""""

How the hell am I falling asleep it's 7pm

You watching with your boyfriend?

This flabby motherfucker is a professional athlete ffs

Alvey doesn't wanna be there

Sam Alvey is fighting.

That's not me. You literally have a picture of 2 random guys kissing saved on your computer.

>tfw no qt to support you

he will if he wins

>smokeshow wives
*cringe*

come on sam knock him out

Might do, need to eat something anyway honestly

Alvey isn’t throwing ANY punches.

Dude should not have taken this fight.

What a shitshow.

For the love of god throw the straight left after the jab.

Alvey never looks particularly good, but he looks like absolute dogshit right now. Flabby, flatfooted, gassed before the end of round 1 without having done anything,

it certainly looks like you

bet its comfy as fuck chilling on a weekend morning watching a card

bet its comfy as fuck having friends and actually being out on a weekend evening haha

How the heck would you know?

Changing your retarded facial expressions doesn't count as a jab dumb fuck

Alvey is great, isn't he?

based ref

BASED ref

This guy is supposed to be a prospect?

Alvey looks like a drunk stepdad at a BBQ out there. If he doesn't finish him, this mudslime is officially shit.

>not having a picture of 2 random guys kissing saved on your computer

>Aspen Ladd has the only finish of the night

The memes write themselves

>bet its comfy as fuck having friends and actually being out on a weekend evening haha
nightclubs here suck

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@poland did u get to sniff gooby

>both of them get confused and think they're part of a character select screen

A fan favourite for sure my man

Why did Alvey take this fight?

He's garbage dude

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wife needs more money for groceries

ASPEN LADD

Liked him before don't mind if he loses now

so he can afford a new mouthguard