10/22 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 13: The Lightweights
10/28 - Glory 47 Lyon: Vakhitov vs Machado
10/28 - UFC Fight Night: Brunson vs. Machida
10/28 - Cage Warriors 89: Fishgold vs. Jacobsen
11/02 - PFL: Washington DC
11/02 - VFC Fight Night Rapid City
11/03 - ONE FC 63: Hero's Dream
11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell
11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes
11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Pettis
/heem/: Bork Edition
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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
Truly the GOAT of our generation
EBI is fucking dogshit.
Any form of competitive grappling is atrocious to watch.
Was it autism?
Aspen
>Opponents combined record at time of fight
13-3
>Opponents combined record now
14-12
Rena
>Opponents combined record at time of fight
9-7
>Opponents combined record now
13-5
>Aspen fights fighters on their way up and beats them sending them into a downward spiral
>Rena fighting cans that only go further into candom after fighting her
My laptop is on mute but I can hear feint noises through my earphones
Are the aliens contacting me lads? Was GSP right all along?
NEWS AND LINKS
bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
mmaimports.com
champions.co
markhunt.tv
www.drudgereport.com
mikeswick.com
ozy.com
twitter.com/cernovich
Colby takes over 10:28
Ferg fights like he's right handed but writes and smokes with his left
Back to /asp/
>he thought a sprawl was striking
GSP will win boys
Haven't watched WWMeme since Bork heemed my boy Samoey Joey. Is it still shit or should I start watching again?
Darren Till is gonna win
>mikeswick.com
The milk man cometh in under an hour
But Aspen's opponents have a fuckload more losses. Unless you're formatting those numbers incorrectly.
It's better than EBI.
Oh shit is he wrasslin again? He's gonna fucking die, isn't he like 60?
>nickettyfags
Yes and yes.
Probably.
Watch for GSP to teleport behind Bisbong, KO him and literally disappear forever before Bisbong hits the canvas.
I just want to say I love all of you. Schaub bless
I make mistakes too.
Schaub would pull in record numbers for Fight Pass on EBI
schooby bless
agreed Shutdown Schaub would overload their servers
Love you too bro, Schaub bless.
Schooby bless indeed.
I unironically agree that if Schaub competed in anything he would be a draw at this point in time.
Schaub-Brock in Rizin
schooby bless you as well
If Schaub really wanted to fulfill his dream of fighting Brock, I would be down for this.
Schooby bless forever.
>fat chubby checker cheeks
>feminine pink lips
>bleached dyke haircut
>deep possessive stare
Schaub would be a quality bottom desu, would feed him my hog
Time to watch some awkward Angles.
KURT ANGLE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE
Kurt Angle match started? Fuuuuuck out filling gas in my car
3v5 they all have chairs
KURT FIRST MAN IN THE RING
IT'S A ALL OUT BRAWL
KANE TAKING IT TO KURT IN THE CORNER
THE SHIELD GOING HAM WITH CHAIR SHOTS
KANE'S DOWN
BEING WAILED ON 3v1
GUYS WHO ARENT KURT HITTING DUDES OFF THE APRIN
DOUBLE SPEAR TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Kane Velasquez vs Kurtis Blaydes stream where
Did Kurt come with SHIELD or the classic "You Suck"
SHIELD! HE'S WEARING THE GEAR
>Meanwhile in EBI some lanklet fag hugs another lanklet fag
HEEEEEEEEM
I'm rewatching Pride Bushido 9 on Fight Pass
OH MY GOD THEY JUMPED OFF 2 LADDERS WENT THROUGH BOTH ANNOUNCE TABLES
OH
MAH
GAWD
an aristocrat
haha
Big Dick Dimes over here with his big balls fightpass subscription lording over us peasants.
Wait, is EBI not on Fight Pass?
...
KURT ANGLE GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS
TRIPLE SUPLEXES
THE OLD MAN HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT
KANE IS BACK UP
BAH GAWD ITS KANE
ANGLE GOING FOR THE ANGLELOCK THE MOST DEVASTATING SUBMISSION IN MARTIAL ART HISTORY
THE OLD MAN GOT PUT THROUGH A TABLE
HE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF
>Giving dana and jews your money
It's on stream. Why would I ever bother with fightpass.
fightpass is free for life if you aren't stupid
>/heem/ is now /tlc/ game thread
Permaheem'd
their relationship began when Aspen was 16. Who is going to stop this kind of thing in MMA? Pedo coaches are grooming loli wives way too frequently
I could do commentary for EBI.
Oh look the skinny guy is down.
The other skinny is grabbing him.
But first skinny managed to become a rubber skeleton and is now grabbing the first skinny.
Oh look they stopped for a nap.
Now the other skinny is holding onto skinnies back again.
wgaf
You should be streaming EBI, I'm disappointed.
Jealous his outlaw karate tournament draws no dimes
Pat barry'd
don't work yourself into a shoot
Don't worry I got big dick dimes for days.
>wewin
She is self aware
Would beat Royce Gracie desu
who is the memeist autismoist fighter so I can have a boy and finally get into this sport
how old is he?
Who wins thiago santos vs jack hermansson?
Tony Ferguson
But you should look up Michael Bisping. He is the Natty GOAT
Goober.
Old enough to be her dad.
Who was the janetty?
Tony ferguson
Longoetty is literally a fat jabroni.
At least Serra fought.
Welcome, Leo Santos fan
over 30 and under 40. he has an 8 year old daughter and Aspen is 23
T-Ferg
>fightopinion.com
GADOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Who had the best muay thai in the ufc/bellator?
Isn't he basically ending his career now? 33 n champion probably only has a year left
Depends what kind of autist you are. Dom cruz is the high functioning autist type. Obsessively honed his craft to a fight style than no one had seen before. He's a loner and does shit like run on a treadmill all day during Christmas
Then you got t-ferg. Also extremely unconventional and entertaining in his fight style. Lives his life as if he was an anime character and talks in riddles, rhymes and obscure references. He trains unconventionally too, the type of shit you'd see in an anime montage
RDA
Barbosa.
WHO /SLAPJITSU/ HERE
Dom = lonely /r9k/ autist
Tferg = shitposting /s4s/ lunatic autist
Till unironically
Shogun or Anderson
aldo
he's gonna get his shit back together guys, just you wait
max holloway
he's not autistic just broken and depressed
>who is the memeist autismoist fighter so I can have a boy and finally get into this sport
there is no way you can answer this question correctly and not just say Sage Northcutt
shit
was meant for
Conor bless
how tf has no one said Rory
That made more sense, actually.
Sage sucks
>Conor won't fight Ton-
>Conor will never defend his bel-
he said memeist and autismoist
Andre Fili is cute. That tooth gap is endearing
>He'll defend his FW belt by the end of the year!
>Stripped.
The LITERAL STATE of Confags.
@(You) horrible