late night snack edition
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having a sit
smiledog, yeah creepy as fuck. do you remember the grifter? jesus I wasn't the same after watching it
very, very good thread
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need a jewish wife
I'm safe from Rokos basilisk because I've done 50000 google captchas hehe.
hey dudes
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This should be legal in britain also.
having a think
They're pretty but Jewish wives turn into Jewish mothers.
How do you nail down your flaccid willy length. Mine varies between 3.5 and 6.2 inches. Do I just say the biggest number for the ego boost or average the two lengths out?
sue
What happened to her t-shirt unboxing videos?
wtf
i remain unspooked
this
i'm literally denoting all of my efforts to helping it's creation
take that, worms
hello 13 year old
pizzagate
SURVIVAL
EXIT
CHAOS
The morning sip
DO NOT research
Rokos obelisk
gas
Anyone want to join the new group I'm forming? National Inaction, we won't do a fucking thing
Why does it matter? You're not going to fuck anyone with a limp dick.
Mine varies from tiny when it's cold or I've been lifting weights to almost full erect length when it's warm and I've been doing cardio.
the average yank spends more on fast food than they do on their mortgage
absolute state of yank education system
hardly 13 if I'm talking about a meme that comes from like 2008 Sup Forums. it's a bit of fun you autistic freak
hownew.ru
google.co.uk
Bit racist mate
might go to a mosque
shan't
it's such a perfect day
Flaccid is the dick most people will see. If I'm walking around in boxers, you can see the full 6 inches of length, for example.
Things that should be legal
-being married to more then one person at the same time
-being married to animals
-transitioning covered by the nhs
-shaping oneself into new forms to gain increased elidricht power
-racism against white people
-giving homophobes aids
-burning the national flag
-extreme porn
Anyone wanna come to my mosque
'bout to spark one up lads
good luck
You should see how they do uni applications
all the teachers sit around a table and read the personal statement. they make a decision based off that. dad had cancer for 5 years? awww points, you're coming into the uni.
if by mosque you mean musky pussy then yes
Ever get it when you're on a night out wapped out your head having a wonderful time in your own little world and then for some reason you get a sense of extreme panic and anxiety for a very brief moment and you just zone out and feel life is absolutely futile ?
Happened the other night, I was talking to an attractive girl with great enthusiasm and enjoying it when suddenly I kind of just zoned out, stared into space and thought "what's the fucking point? Why am I talking to her? What am I doing here?"
It's an incredibly hard feeling to describe, usually get it when I'm on some sort of sniffable or eatable mind altering substance
Cuckio meme? Can't say I remember it..
doesn't at all sound like an incentive to bullshit the entire thing
Am I the only girl who lurks in these threads
does beer keep you awake?
i really fancy a quick pint, but i have to sleep soob also
things Australia should have:
>A win against kangaroos
We can't have it all, lad
felt great an hour ago but now i feel like SHIT
Why do people insist on continuing to live in disaster prone areas like the carribean
"oh looks like our infrastructure has collapsed to another hurricane/tsunami" christ start building bunkers or better yet, migrate to an island not in the middle of nowhere
no
I identify as a girl
probably yeah
First pint or four have you melancholic and sleepy, a pint will put you to sleep
>doesn't sound like you're happy
Same reason people don't just change their gender but instead turn into tranny freaks.
CA the every form of broadcast media should be politically neutral by law
business idea: weather modification tech
just realized guns wouldn't work in space and that's why we need lazer guns
cute
Are you hot?
If you like caves go to Chislehurst Caves
It's about £5 for a tour. Part of the tour they put you in complete darkness, and you start to hallucinate things.(it's one of the few times you'll be in absolute darkness in your life)
they also bang a huge drum in the distance to show you what it was like to shelter there during WW2 air raids. really cool for any lads in South/South east
doing a gordon lightfoot
:3
Don't understand how Muslims have all that faith. Like the whole religion thing just seems really far fetched to me.
dangerous and downright stupid
think I first listened to Nevermind in like 93, I was 7
Do you have a vagina?
You from chislehurst lad? Grew up here, went to coopers
they would work fine but the recoil would be terrible
*skins you alive and roasts you over an open fire before consuming your flesh*
except bunnies don't whore around for money
like 2005 for me, i was 16
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nah I'm a london waster
i hate seeing their shitskin faces everywhere
should all be wiped out
rorke wants to genocide bunnies through
hmmm, yeess.
Out of the æther, he decides to unveil himself. And start a new thread, one so præmature for the sole purpose of getting his fugly goblinette onto the catalog for all its observators to see (to their misfortune).
Quality, originality, wit and the likes?
He careth not, as caring would obstruct him were his psyche give way to such frivolous thoughts.
A real leg-end of /brit/ (!)
Herbalize and report.
Why
àààééééééééééééé why does my keyboard do this to me
>/x/ threads
ahh yes now I'm too scared to go downstairs now
feel the same about all religions apart from deism and that barely counts
? Chislehurst is london
Anybody uglier then me should have their rights stripped and be forced to work as a slave.
Existential crisis
Cannæ sæ fæ sure lad
Frog
but they need oxygen for the combustion reaction
HAARP has been around for like 40 years
You know what upsets me?
Ducks rape. Like a lot. Duck vaginas have all kinds of twists and turns and dead ends to avoid unwanted impregnation.
But does that affect how we look at ducks?
No
Do we still think ducks are cute and?
Yes
Do we want ducks any less because of their rape habits?
No
Treat people like ducks ok
what if there are people with supernatural abilities out there
we will never know
**shoots you**
it's alri, i'm an egalitarian, i treat humans and rabbits the same
Always remember that one /x/ story about gypsies in the woods but have never ever found it again after all these years.
For me dad's rock was more Pink Floyd and Rolling Stones.
It's a weird sensation, understanding your dad was once cool. Mine even played bass in a band.
I was born with a vagina, in my mind.
SECOND 999 i've gotten today. on a roll
>pic
11/10
AltGr is broken.
hmmmmmmm you're correct
*googles*
>Fires can't burn in the oxygen-free vacuum of space, but guns can shoot. Modern ammunition contains its own oxidizer, a chemical that will trigger the explosion of gunpowder, and thus the firing of a bullet, wherever you are in the universe. No atmospheric oxygen required.
i see
>in my mind.
Did the doctor agree?
Kekked and saved
black hole sun
won't you come
won't you come
tired of living lads
no prospects for my future
wanna just kill some subhumans
>he thinks people are so stupid that they couldn't figure out how to shoot in space
mong