>Lindsay Lohan petitioned Disney to cast her as Ariel in the upcoming live-action remake of the animated film The Little Mermaid.
>On Instagram, the pretty redhead shared a side-by-side photo of herself alongisde side the animated character.
>'I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid,' she began.
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She'd be my first choice if she hadn't completely destroyed her looks through drugs, alcohol, STDs and Islam.
>drugs, alcohol, STDs and Islam
Also sunbathing. Redheads, especially attractive ones, should be permanently banned from going out in the sun.
Sorry Lindsay, once you've worked as a prostitute turning tricks for regular joes and not Hollywood movie execs, you're done I'm afraid.
Why not, I bet she has a lot of experience handling crabs.
Maybe 15 YEARS AGO YOU WASHED UP OLD SLUT!
Kek
This, pale masterace
Pale only works on people with red or real dark black hair t b h.
8 years ago in another timeline
good one
Ariel better be black or I'm NOT watching
Ariel will have unshaved pits, nose ring, and blue hair....for female empowerment
she converted to islam for attention, she doesn't give a shit about islam
absolutely haram
She used to be cute as Hermione
She'll be difficult as fuck to work with. Guaranteed
Ariel is 16 years old. Lohan is 31 years old now. Even if she had did a much better job of not burning out she would still be too old for the role.
In her prime? Oh hells ya.
prime Lohan is top 5 GOAT
i know how it all went so wrong but why did it have to ;^;
Supposedly she was getting paid by Turks or something to convert
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>that hyperextension
Imagine bending her around any way you want while fucking the shit out of her
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man lohan looks like that. Damn.
What the fuck is that?
Was her bottom half crushed by a steam roller?
mudslimes are subhuman
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Why get haggard and muslim Lindsey Lohan when you can get ASR?
>Master race
>Can't go outside without getting skin cancer
Really makes you overused faggot meme
She destroyed her career, Disney will never hire her again
>the pretty redhead
>pretty
bitch can't accept that she has been replaced by Emma Stone.
Kek, that syntax
It no good pls to be stop it haram
Jesus Christ. She was fucking perfect. Honestly makes me kinda sad.
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They should cast Emma Stone just to spite her.
Oh fuck off. Why is it so hard to believe that an attractive woman had a spiritual awakening?
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>Lindsay Lohan surprised all when she said during the show that she read 15 pages from the Holy Quran
You see? That's fucking dedication. Most people haven't read a single page.
Why is her posture so fucking bad? I've spend years behind a computer screen and mine is nowhere near as bad as that.
>or real dark black hair
lmao no, unless you're into emo goth shit
well yeah. how are you not into emo goth shit? fucking dick suckers. always fucking things up.
Is that from /x/?