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>Hhhnnnngg muh dick

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SHE LOOKS FUCKING FINE AS FUCKING FUCK

GOD DAMN I WANT TO FUCK HER BAD

WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO HOT AGAIN?!?!

She's British? Dropped.

didn't even know she was a brit. dumb reddit video anyway

I NEED to watch Daisy getting BLACKED!

Who's the blonde with the drinks?

Looks like the chick from Sing Street

Wtf ever since she left social media she's gotten hotter

Why is Chris Pratt significantly more funny than everyone else around him at all times?

youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyrdR1Uwg

Who was the guy at the end?

The director of Star Trek?

what's wrong with her uterus again

Already a thread dumbass

Steven Spielberg I'm pretty sure

because you are reddit

What's this all about?

MODS STICKY PLS

She speaks with an English accent for the whole film you dense fucks

Disney claimed it in her contract so she could not get pregnant before episode 9

>ever since she left social media she's been putting on more makeup

sorry I don't watch reddit flicks

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SHE WAS SO FUCKING UGLY LAST YEAR! WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT AGAIN?!?!

>people can't put on a fake accent

So you thought Hugh Laurie was an American? Interesting.

jealous whale detected

She's a 5/10 at best, stop it.
Girls without tits can't be above 5,5

daisy a cute
a cute!

(OP)

Already a thread dumbass

Hello, Daisy Ridley's PR team! Now fuck off. Nobody likes your two-bit whore.

Low standards detected

I think it's Denis Villeneuve.

Because she's the daughter of Obi-Wan Kenobi

I will never ever stain my patrician taste in cinematography by watching this children's garbage called Star Wars

>a 20 year old is the daughter of someone who died over 30 years ago

Force ghost cum desu

I get why Rian (Director of ep 9 and Jurassic World) Pratt and Bryce (Jurassic World) and JJ are there, but why the fuck are those other people there? Isn't Josh Gad that fat guy who was in the Book of Mormon?

Is it possible to be this retarded?

She looks bored.

Oh God, that was so adorable.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Now, let me show you real beauty

Did they?

>ywn make Aubrey Plaza giggle

fucking kill me

She will never, EVER, be your gf.

Damn she's got a large forehead.

Who was the blonde girl who asked about Snoke?

So all these famous people in one room and all they could come up with was a Q&A skit? C'mon, this was 5 minutes of comedy gold waiting to happen.

Best Star Wars girl who isn't CG.

Thank God.

They had to play it safe just like TFA

director looks abit too involved

HAHAHAHA sex is always painful for Daisy Ridley.

Imagine being at that party
You're drinking a beer with Chris Pratt, shooting the shit and being bros, sitting on a couch with Jessica Chastain and the likes
When all of a sudden Daisy stumbles into the room drunk, lipstick smeared all over her mouth, eyeliner smudged around her eyes, and some very suspicious white stains on her floral pattern scarf
"Oi ya cunt", she bellows at you, cross-eyed, in a northern English tribal dialect, "you're a cute one aren't ya"
As she mumbles incoherently, she trips on her high heels and lands face first in your crotch
You spill your beer all over your lap, and are about to get up to clean, when she suddenly and desperately begins to lick all the beer off your trousers, making shameful slurping sounds in the process
"Can't be wastin that beer now love, aright"
You look around confused, Chris Pratt makes a 'wtf' face and Jessica Chastain shakes her head and leaves, quite shocked and appalled
Before you have time to say anything, Daisy grabs your hand and, with alcohol-fuelled herculean strength, drags you across the living room and into the guest toilets, all the while making caveman-like grunts and snorts
She locks the door and somehow has already managed to rip all her clothes off
You struggle to free yourself from her thighs as she facesits on you
"Oi dickhead, stop thrashing about or I'll facking shiv ya, ya hear your silly twat"
You mumble in vain, your exhortations lost in the sweaty northern fishmarket that is Daisy's cootch, as the Disney star grinds you like a bitch in heat against a post, huffing and shrieking in ecstasy, her English face all pink from exhaustion and drunken rage
When she is done with you, she collapses to the floor, pissing herself, and then suddenly leaves the toilet like a lunatic, probably in seatch of her next rape victim
Still on the floor, you hear a commotion in the living room, as Daisy breaks vases and drags Chris Pratt up the stairs into the master bedroom

Based Pratt

sounds like my kind of party

>Jessica Chastain
That's Bryce Dallas Howard

>Jessica Chastain
>thinking Daisy is northern
awful post

>Jessica Chastain

I don't really know my celebs really well, I just like to write amusing little anecdotes about them

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I'd be scared she'd suddenly go all Pac-Man and start chewing her surroundings uncontrollably.

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Was I supposed to know who all of them were?
Cuz I only recognized half of em
Also are all of them going to be working in something together or what?

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but she morphs towards the end. again.

damn..... daisy ridley looks like *THAT*?

h-hey guys

They're all very famous and very important people.

I hope Pratt inseminates her.

that footgame strong af

>daisy has a very distinct smile
>Star Wars has Rey never smile

Thanks for posting real beauty unlike that other slut in this thread

Jedis are pregnant for 5-15 years duh

FUCK OFF! NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE!

Wow Jon Favreau looks pretty good. When did he lose all the chef weight?

It is.
Shes my waifu

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but she does smile when she meets Finn... sorta...

FUCK THE FRENCH

Why did you post a picture of a donkey? Is this some kind of avant-garde meme?

>implying distinct is good by default

It's Star Wars. If they want her to smile, they'll put her in the new Alien movie.

>tfw you dropped daisy for that old rabbit whore from rogue one

This can't be happening... What have i done, bros..

I WANT HER BACK

Heh. No one cares. You're insignificant.

>mobile

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Hey

Fuck off daisy cunts. This is now a bunny thread

Fuckkng retard

Superior Britfu

That's not Hayley Atwell.

YOU'RE a bunny thread!

Fuck you suck my cock. Maybe you should buy a fucking phone you unemployed basement dwelling fucking broke neckbeard.

Lucy Boybong or something.

And it's not Gemma Arterton either.

literally who?

I made this thread on the shitter whilst unloading a big steamy dump

I guess the quality of this thread reflects the environment it was created in

I guess, you could say I shitposted

Germa Alberton

G-guys what if Daisy PR team made up the story of her dysfunctional uterus to hide the fact she has a feminine penis?

is that you?

Phoneposting is cancerous, but so is your attempt at being funny, underage.

STOP SHILLING THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING UGLY XENOMORPH.

Jesus christ, nobody gives a flying fuck about Daisy and what she wants to say.

All what we need to know is that she's the worst actress ever seen on the entire SW franchise, also is a fucking abomination that is ugly as hell.

Fortunately she can't have kids or even have sex without pain, God bless us with that fucking disease in her utherus.

FUCK OFF AND KYS.

drink bleach faggot

Then I'd get down on my knees and stuff it down my throat of course