Bane?

>Bane?

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Aye.

Dials his good friend ittin

GET 'M' IM BORED, ILL CALM IT HIM

Dead meme

HOTHEAD

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Was he asking if Masketta Man was Bane? I don't get this part. Clearly Masketta wasn't wearing a mask. Does CIA have poor eyesight? Maybe that explains his behavior, he never knows who he's talking to.

SOME

Yeah look at the way he focuses on Masketta. He looks like he's struggling.

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Aye.

fail

>The tax report I filed with the IRS lists me, my dependents, and the Dr. Pavel's income here, but only one exemption for you! First one to claim gets to keep the aircraft

uuh you dont get to bring dubs
BRING EM ON BOARD

I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.

He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.

>>>/hotheads/

thats a good trick

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is it possible to learn this trick?

>yfw this meme is eternal and there's nothing the hotheads can do to kill it

Not from the big guys...

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big digits 4 u

What's the shelf-life for Bane posts?
20 years?

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YOU IDIOTS

Ruined your day I suppose...

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CIA is not for getting dubs you fucking retards

Watch it, hotheads!

ARTHUR?

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He didn't roll so good. Who wants to try next?

this

checked

SID?

Only big guys with dopples get to stay on mein junkers

>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

Get me on board and call it in

These are beautiful. Mind if I save them to my bane folder?

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>Huuagh?

These just keep getting better.

Nein! The Eastern front for you Hitzkopf

Uh, you dont get to bring toys.

BACK?

So show me its body.

Checked.

if you like those digits you'll love these

Leave us.

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Have the original of the one on the right?

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synthwave CIA movie when?

youtube.com/watch?v=5WbeLz4BQhU

and a bane/sheev mix
youtube.com/watch?v=jK8K8gE9zq0

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>Go to shamchat.com/
>Set your character as "CIA", "Bill Wilson" or "Bane".
>Post results

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this is my new favorite

Baneposting + Interstellar are underappreciated masterpieces.

Word

kek

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ok i get the feeling that site is actually only used by roleplaying retards
jesus christ, that's lame

You don't get to bring Panzer IVs

You're a big wave

>Don't be yourself

Why did CIA have to die? It's not fair guys

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Bill Wilson: who paid you to grab dr pavel?
Mermaid: To grab Dr. Pavel?
Bill Wilson: a lot of loyalty for a hired mermaid
Mermaid: What is this human-speak?
Bill Wilson: at least you can talk
Mermaid: Hired? Now hang on a minute
Bill Wilson: tell me about ursula
Bill Wilson: why does she wear the necklace?
Mermaid: Ursula? Just a character in human fiction. Not a real being
Mermaid: Mermaids are real, but no one will believe you if you say you saw one
Mermaid: We're really rare
Bill Wilson: if i pulled your fish half off would you die?
Mermaid: Um *backs away cautiously*
Mermaid: Let's not try that
Bill Wilson: for you
Bill Wilson: well congratulations you got yourself caught
Mermaid: how so?
Bill Wilson: whats the next step in your mermaid plan?
Mermaid: I can swim away at any moment. You don't have me trapped.
Bill Wilson: do you feel in charge?
Mermaid: In charge of the situation? Quite.
Bill Wilson: NO!
Bill Wilson: THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE HERE!
Mermaid: Well, you'll have to get used to it! Mermaids aren't as easy to control as your fellow humans
Bill Wilson: *falls over backwards and dies*
Mermaid: Oh dear

For you.

ok in other words, it's chatroulette without cam but with pseudonyms

it's lame as fuck

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NO MORE BIG GUYS

Kek

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Can you think of something more pathetic than a baneposter repeating the same shit for years? I couldn't

ikr? Imagine being a father to such creature

The autistic person who complains about it for years

I can
-hotheads
-people without feathers in their cap
-small guys

What do you guys think of this meme I made?

They will call you hothead now thinking that they rekt you, just report this shit whenever you see it and the based mods will send it to the where it belongs

Hah.

someone who cleans up for free

Do you feel in charge?

>Nolan's early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when The Dark Knight came out in '08, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole trilogy has a clear, crisp style, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the films a big boost. He's been compared to Tarantino, but I think Nolan has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor, for him.

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Hitler: Dr Stalin I'm gestapo
Mussolini: He wasn't alone
Hitler: You don't get to bring allies
Stalin: They are not my allies
Mussolini: Don't worry, they're no threat
Hitler: So why would I want them?
Mussolini: They work for the mercenary, the sleeping giant
Hitler: USA?
Mussolini: Aye.
Hitler: Bring them on board I'll call Japan.
*sound of Luftwaffe practising in Spanish Civil War*

>brown nosing like a 12 year old trying to get brownie points with teacher

Hitler: My flight plan lists me, my men, Dr Stalin here but only one of you!
Hitler: First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
Hitler: Who paid you to sign the Treaty of Versailles
*invades Poland and France*
Hitler: They didn't fly so good, who wants to try next
*Launches Operation Barbarossa*
Hitler: Tell me about USA, why do they stay neutral?
*Japs bomb pearl harbour*
Hitler: A lot of indifference for a lend-leasing supplier
Unidentifiable man: Perhaps he is wondering why one would launch an offensive, without establishing proper supply lines
*Battle of Britain dies down*
Hitler: At least you can talk, who are you?
Unidentifiable man: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
*unveils man to reveal wheelchair*
FDR: Noone cared who fought who until you bombed our harbour
Hitler: If I genocide the Jews will you surrender?
FDR: It would be extremely painful
Hitler: You're a big country
FDR: For you.
*the Bismarck is sunk and US troops start landing in Britain*
Hitler: Was getting dragged into the war part of your plan?
FDR: Of course. Dr Stalin refused our offer in favor of yours, we're here to find out what he agreed with you
Stalin: Nothing, the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact meant nothing!
Hitler: Congratulations, you got yourself involved. What's the next step of your master plan?
FDR: Invading the continent
*Normandy landings launched*
FDR: With no survivors!
*Italy swaps sides*
*France is liberated*
*Nazis lose to the Red Army*
FDR: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Bomber Harris: Can we start the fire-bombing?
FDR: The bombing intensifies!
*Dresden is removed from the map*
FDR: Now is not the time for fear...
*Launches 2 nuclear bombs*
FDR: That comes later!

Dr. dur dur dur I'm hur hur dur
Fuck off!!!

autism

What did he mean by this?

>We're making deals, baby. BIG deals. And if you aren't interested, if this isn't FOR YOU. Then you can just tell me your MASTER PLAN, and what the NEXT STEP in it is. Later baby, stay BIG FOR ME

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