Alright

alright

For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God's sake, knob ache

I stay in China and have to ride the subway twice daily. I have been listening to their full podcast every day and the shit kills me

Literal tears coming down my face keeping the laughter in at times

It would be spiteful
to put a jellyfish
in a trifle

Do you see many hairy fellas?

LIKE
A
RIPE
ORANGE

twit in a twix

A Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrsssssss Bar Bar Bar.

But user, there's not many hairy people in China, that's why it's weird.

Karl sometimes spoke about 'avin it away, meaning sex.

But I just can't picture karl fucking.

Or, he's actually a degenerate savage in the sack and suzzane ifps getting PILK'D and loving it.

>turns out...little monkey prostitute

Chanel 'ave got another perfume out. N.O.

right, that's the last time we're ever doing monkey news

Alright-wall of China

ABSOLUTE TWADDLE

>you never see an old man eating a twix

is that a coffin?

Am I the only one who agrees with most of what he says.

>i didn't know it was a juicy pear

I KNOW YOURE JUST 16

For two

best part is how genuinely delighted Ricky is by these

GALILEO
DON'T TALK TO MEEEEE ABOUT
SCIENCE
PLEEEEEEASE
MAKE ME
TELEVISION

MONGS

no, you're an idiot. play a record