alright
Alright
For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God's sake, knob ache
I stay in China and have to ride the subway twice daily. I have been listening to their full podcast every day and the shit kills me
Literal tears coming down my face keeping the laughter in at times
It would be spiteful
to put a jellyfish
in a trifle
Do you see many hairy fellas?
LIKE
A
RIPE
ORANGE
twit in a twix
A Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrsssssss Bar Bar Bar.
But user, there's not many hairy people in China, that's why it's weird.
Karl sometimes spoke about 'avin it away, meaning sex.
But I just can't picture karl fucking.
Or, he's actually a degenerate savage in the sack and suzzane ifps getting PILK'D and loving it.
>turns out...little monkey prostitute
Chanel 'ave got another perfume out. N.O.
right, that's the last time we're ever doing monkey news
Alright-wall of China
ABSOLUTE TWADDLE
>you never see an old man eating a twix
is that a coffin?
Am I the only one who agrees with most of what he says.
>i didn't know it was a juicy pear
I KNOW YOURE JUST 16
For two
best part is how genuinely delighted Ricky is by these
GALILEO
DON'T TALK TO MEEEEE ABOUT
SCIENCE
PLEEEEEEASE
MAKE ME
TELEVISION
MONGS
no, you're an idiot. play a record