No Holland

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

No Holland
No Italy
No USA
No Ukraine
Weakest Russian team in 26 years history
Has there ever been a weaker World Cup?

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

England victory confirmed

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Mexico victory confirmed

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

We will wint it if we send our A team

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Probably not since 1930.

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

Even Saudi Arabia who last qualified in 2002 and was BTFO 0-8 by nazis made it

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

please win i dont want France or Germany to win

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

Literally all games will be held in European part of Russia which makes only 24 % of country
Really makes you think

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

Shit, then we´re out in the R16 as usual

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

There should be matches in the east coast. Just to annoy everyone.

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

I hope new Russian Civil War between Czar Putin and angry starving Russians will not start before WC happens

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

If Finlandia was still the diamond in the crown of Russian Empire we could have had final game in Helsinki

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Italy didn't qualify hehe

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

I hope Poland will be first, Germany second and Russia third

John Murphy
John Murphy

when was the last time Ireland got qualified?
im rooting for you lads

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

/ourguys/
iceland (meme)
cpбиja (bros)
hrvatska (good team)
south korea (k-pop)
japan (anime)

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Probably the best German team of all time

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

Anime is for poofters

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Haha, imagine ruskie butthurt if nazis win in Moscow

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

No Holland
No Italy
No USA
No Ukraine
the world cup is LESS weak without said teams, thats what qualifying is, shocking i know. In fact, the only actual notably weak team included in next year's world cup is your third world ass

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

No Ukraine

Nobody cares.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

new zealand (sheepfuckers)

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

ARISE, SIR GARETH

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Thought he had like 90% approval rating or something.
Is RT lying?

Zachary King
Zachary King

Our time to shine, lads

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Don't you understand that people around here are extremely bitter. You cucked Ireland in 1990 remember. I'm English anyway and you always do better than us.

Sorry about not qualify for Russia though, but it is funny. I suppose I'd rather not qualify now and again and actually do well in tournaments or actually win them like Italy

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

It fell from 90 % to 82 % in last two years as economical crisis continues

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

How is a world cup weaker for not having the USA? They don't even care about the sport and their team is shit.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Don't worry it'll start when we'll get kicked out, so you will watch some games. Or if we're lucky Luzhniki stampede after the final will kick the whole thing off so we will even get to watch the final :3

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

RT
it' kreml propaganda
Like pravda
not foreign affairs, they are breddy gud

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

Putin is popular among old people, villagers and national minorities, but reaction to him is more mixed in big cities and among youth, I'd say his real rating is 60-65 %

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

because like 80% of your population live there

the 20% that are left are seperated between each other by miles and miles of nothingness

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

Italy didn't make it past group stage in 2010 and 2014, so fuck them

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

Why is Russia hosting the cup, they are literally the most embarassingly bad team every single Euro and WC if they even manage to get in

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

Such a shit show

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Weakest Russian team in 26 years history
but England couldn't beat them in the last Euro

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

Last year we still had decent defence, now both Berezutski and Ignashevich has retired, Smolnikov became even bigger shit and our new defenders are young and inexperienced

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

got fucked in the Confed Cup by Mexico and Portugal using roided players

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

he thinks hosting the World Cup has anything to do with being good at football

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

trinidad and tobago

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

Friendly reminder Poland is historically allowed to beat Russia in Moscow.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

In 2010 South Africa was weaker host, m7

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

Don't worry, Denis "Two goals in two years" Cheryshev will save this shitty WC

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Akinfeev still in charge

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

we just announced friendlies against Italy and Holland leading up to the WC

wonderful timing

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

He is a has-been, but still one of the better players in the team, without him we wouldn't have that draw with England by the way

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

you will have Brazil for today

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

burqa-clad qt supporter flashes tits to lustful cameraman
wat do

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

who the fuck would want to travel to fucking Vladivostok to watch a game, its way easier and cheaper to set it up there

also, why bother building stadiums and hotels and shit in fucking siberia that will most certainly get abandoned after the WC

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Those locations

Damn I wanna play MGS3 now

Justin White
Justin White

Russia and China in 1969 and now

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

Saransk
but why?!

James Ross
James Ross

MGS 3 was somewhere in Central Asian part of CCCP, not in Russia, because they crossed the border by plane from Pakistan, also Tselinoyarsk sounds like Tselinograd, that's how capital of Kazakhstan, Astana was called in 60s

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

After watching documentary Icarus on Netflix I'm pretty sure Russia will do anything to win the WC. They're probably doped through the roof ffs and will see more refball than in 2002.

David Kelly
David Kelly

Mighty Mordovia

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

To make Krasnodar mad, also Mordovia played in Premier League when they announced the cities games will be played in

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

Our players are wooden and inexperienced, doping won't help them

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

Interesting

Weren't those lands all part of the Soviet Union at the time?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

If you have that 10% energy more than the opposite team you're going to score goals in the last 10 minutes or so.
Also if Cherchesov gets enough time to prepare your nt they will play murderball. Pretty great coach.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

It fell from 90 % to 82 % in last two years as economical crisis continues
basically George Bush Jr tier that

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Yes, it was part of CCCP, but it's not part of Russia and different nations like Kazakhs or Uzbeks live there

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

all of these colored shitholes were

Ian James
Ian James

Do you know that Cherchesov failed to win anything in Russian Premier League and was considered a failure until he got Legia gig?

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

Holland and Italy are legit shit teams these days though. I don't know why people are butthurt that they are not in the world cup.

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

I'll only watch for the hilarious refball Russia will get to help them out of the group

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

personally I'm butthurt because Italy often struggle in qualifications but then either have a fantastic tournament or a complete shitshow - both are entertaining. You just know Sweden will either go out in the groups or lose to some scrub in the Ro16 after 120 mins of 0-0

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

Q/atar2022

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

lol. that big ferris wheel.

but really, how bad is it in non-moscow russia?

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Average salary in Moscow is two times bigger than average salary in Russia, so it's like country within country

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

stone her

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

It's hard to be a prophet in your own country.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

personally I'm butthurt because Italy often struggle in qualifications but then either have a fantastic tournament or a complete shitshow

They do that when they objectively have a good team though, but they don't have a good team these days. The italian team of the 90s up to 2006 consisted of the biggest starts from Serie A, the best league in the world. The italian team of today is like from another country compared to back then.

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

He is also second worst coach in history of Russia by win ratio after guy who lost 6 games out of 6 in late 90s

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

This, sorry Hans-Pierre

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

they had a dogshit team in 2016, eliminated Spain and almost knocked Germany out

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Average
meme statistic
show me the median

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Well those games didn't matter at all, except for selection and preparation for the tournament.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Is it...Dare I say it? Not our year again?
Of fucking course not.

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

holland
irrelevant
italy
If you can't score against sweden, you have a problem even if you reach the WC
USA
lol
Ukraine
wait wat
russia
south africa tier, irrelevant

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Wait, wait.

Maybe, this WC will be so good that even teams like Italy, Netherlands or Chile didn't get it.

Maybe football is not a "5 teams compete for WC the rest is just bystanders" game anymore?

Think about it.

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

They had le shouty hairpiece man then though.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

Looks like a fun WC to me

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

pot 2

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Haha, Russia will do better than Ukraine, Russian moral victory confirmed!

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

euro 16 gets called worst euro - Portugal wins

wc 18 lots of usual teams cant qualify - Portugal wins

Ronaldo 6 balls by the end of 2018

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Is there anything left of Königsberg?

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

should i just feel lucky and book in a random host city like lets say Eketeringburg hoping our games will be played there, high odds ckeey chance taking

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

No
You will know where Sweden will play in less than a month

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

Seriously why is Krasnodar out of World Cup? They have such an amazing stadium its like the most modern stadium you can ever get plus with that big ass screen across the whole stands...

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

because it's the only relevant part of Russia and nobody wants to deal with 5 different time zones

Robert Price
Robert Price

Alan Dzagoev top scorer again?

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

only 1 city from 1 region rule (sochi and krasnodar in krasnodarsky kraj region)

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

Why would it be a weaker World Cup if the very reason those teams didn't make it in is because they are weak.

Colton James
Colton James

tfw Karpin, Mostovoi, and Titov won't play the World Cup in the motherland

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

I don't understand, why is everybody talking about Italy not going to the WC as a tragedy and that the tournament will suck without them?

The have a bad team, no remarkable players, they have been pathetic in the last two Eurocups, their league sucks and their national team hasn't even made it to the playoffs in the last 2 World Cups.

Them not going to Russia 2018 is the best thing that could have happened to the tournament. Sweden is a more worthy team.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

also Catenaccio is the purest form of cancer, only fedoras will disagree.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

That's quite the header.

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

You now remember Viktor Onopko.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

USA
Ukraine
Ah yes, the dreaded duo everyone craved to avoid. Atleast mention Chile you goof

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

Weakest Russian team in 26 years history
Which was the strongest Russian team ever?

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

I would say that EURO 2008 team.

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

tfw responsible for two of those

Carson Green
Carson Green

the russia of pavlyuchenko, arshavin and Kerzhakov
2008 I think.

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

our year la'

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

euro`96: Karpin, Onopko, Kanchelskis, Mostovoi, Beschastnykh, Kolyvanov, Kharine, Shalimov...

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Not so fast

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

You rated Ukraine?

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

Not so fast

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

But the good thing about sports is that you cannot just sit on your past reputation, you have to perform

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

If he is not injured

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

tfw we built a stadium in the Amazon even though the whole region doesn't have a single football team

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

they have been pathetic in the last two Eurocups
Italy played in final of Euro-2012

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

Because it's a huge story, missing the world cup for the first time in 60 years. People didn't think it would happen.

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

The only time Russia made it past group stage on Euro or WC was 2008, so that's our only real success, but in terms of raw talent I'd rather pick team from Euro 1996 or WC 2002

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

leaving out Soviet Union arbitrarily

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

During Euro 1988 only 3 players in CCCP team were Russians, it was team based on Dinamo Kiev with mostly Ukrainian players

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

Maybe Japan can finally win and turn Sup Forums into /spa/ permanently.

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

How much violence will there be with World cup in europe + Russia

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

not much , if fans are starting shit the russian cops will destroy them

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

A lot considering isis wants to bomb it

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

As if Italy has done anything meaningful in the last 2 world cups.

All their legends retired 10 years ago and they've never truly recovered.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

Uzbekistan will bomb the WC for failing to qualify

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

No Ukraine
too fat

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

Maybe, this WC will be so good that even teams like Italy, Netherlands or Chile didn't get it.
No, it's the opposite: Italy and the others are so shit right now that they couldn't even qualify in this mediocre year. I mean seriously, the game yesterday was painful to watch. It's not like Sweden was showing talent or playing well at all, Italy was just that bad.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Shush now. Look forward to the main event.

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