How can a human being watch Soccer without falling asleep?

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

How can a human being watch Soccer without falling asleep?

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

Cocaine, obviously. Why do you think South America is so into it?

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

being a human
ayy lmao

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

How can a human being with more than 90 IQ can enjoy watching a bunch of men going at each other like mindless monkeys? That's american football for you.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

slow pace editing unlike thor ragnarok

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Now you've really got to explain to me how you watch football with an ad break literally every 3 minutes

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

being a human
ayy lmao
hi ayylien

Because it is entertaining
While soccer players slide like pussies and wear gay ass shorts

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

Sounds like Brazil tbqh

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

every 40 minutes, something happens. sometimes, it only takes 30 minutes for something to happen.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

To be honest with you, it’s mostly the stakes that make it interesting.

Like if team X fail to win they will go down in the league / get eliminated etc.

If you dont know about this aspect it will be like watching a friendly, which isn’t very interesting

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

usually you just pretend to do it while getting piss drunk with your buds. and if you're at the stadium you bask in the atmosphere or just leave early

in any other case you're a professional sports better and it helps to know who actually over or underperforms

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

I just don't watch football if Donaldo, Pogba, David Luiz, Torres, Robben or Higuain are not playing. No memes, no fun.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Even I found the country aspect a bit cool, but the tornament is the only bearable thing.

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

Every second of football is important. Not just scoring goals. Every goal is created out of a series of decisions, errors, creativity etc.

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

In my experience it is this:

It is the perfect game to watch in the european pub.

Here in the USA we all have big screen man cave setups but in Europe people actually go to the pub on sunday partly because not all the best soccer is on TV.

You can watch 2 games over the course of 3 hours and get nicely buzzed while half watching the game. People yell when anything remotely interesting starts happening so you look up at the screen right in time to see a shot on goal or whatever.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

lmao yr so fat you cant even watch tv without falling asleep

ahahahhahahahhahahhah you are so fucking fat ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

I thought this was the other way around? Americans are always going on about their sports bars, wings, tailgates etc.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

Honestly, I've fallen asleep more with NFL football, baseball, and NBA then I ever have with any soccer match

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

Football (soccer) has a nice ebb and flow to the game, whereas american football seems like a bunch of highlights after every ad break and niggerhoop is too pacey for my liking

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

I'll never understand basketball. When it's so much easier to attack than defend I find it so boring. Team A scores, team B gets the ball and scores, Team A gets the ball etc.

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

How can a human being watch boreswing for hours without falling asleep?

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

I only half agree with you. There are definitely some exciting baseball games. Take game 5 of the World Series this year. Even people that hate baseball watched that game because it was such a damn chaotic mess.

Two of the best pitchers in the game starting yet there were home runs everywhere.
Highest scoring game ever in the world series
Longest game ever in the world series
5 1/2 hours of madness
Watching literal manlets destroy the dodgers any hope of winning the world series

The final day of the 2011 regular season is another prime example of times baseball was gun

I think it was 2008 the year that the Texas Rangers beat the Baltimore Orioles 30-6 in a game that is still the highest scoring game of all time, as well as the most one sided game of all time

Baseball does have its moments user, as does every sport

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

the scoring would be much lower if they actually tried to play defense. they don't because it takes more energy than playing offense, and they conserve themselves so they can score consistently throughout a game. the whole sport is now engineered around highlights and getting people through college as quickly as possible so people can make money off of their future sneaker deals. it's kind of funny, but also depressing.

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Wait, people watch baseball as anything other than an excuse to crack seeds and swill cheap beer?

mfw

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

baseball isn't about excitement, it's about tension, and either a swelling feeling of relief or deep, dark depression.

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

Drink beer you mong

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