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someone give me a quick rundown on the bogpill
fuck the irish
anime
will those bloomin oirish ever fack off back to the bog
>sat down for a poo
>pushed a bit, felt the poo come out
>heard the splosh as it hit the water
>stand up to wipe
>paper is clean after the first wipe
>think it must be my lucky day
>turn to put the paper in the toilet bowl
>the toilet bowl is empty, no poop to be seen at all
wtf
understood
eye-talian here
eye agree
tried to apply for the eggheads (151 IQ) but turns out they don't accept virgins
complete bollocks if you ask me
rare sighting of wild rees-moggies
>girl from work just text me "do you want to come out with me and [her female friend] on friday?"
fuark need an excuse lads
Don't know what you meant by this post
Are you implying that the games I listed were shit or that they are already well rated
reddit is better than Sup Forums
kek
ghost poop
the bf
always find it amusing see irish shit-talk brits/britain yet at the same time spend all their Sup Forums time posting in /brit/ sucking up to brits trying to fit in with the lads and the banter.
>blacks on TV going back in time and cucking our lads from the past as well
They are literally just rubbing it in at this point.
she likes you lad
you must literally be retarded if you cant come up with any excuse by yourself. absolutely mongified
*sips*
thank god I'm not alone
this happens like once every two or three months and I don't get it
old gimmick, created by me. They're called moggmen.
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Looks like it might be a laugh
Hungry cat meow very loud on the street
genuine autism
business idea: gay porn site featuring big anglo cocks on tiny irish "me"
the people that write these shows hate white people
me on holiday
poo
programme?
surprised he's not drinking paki tea straight from a pakis arsehole
so lads, which political party do you unironically support, if any?
yes the irish described in that post generally are. good observation.
timewasters
new labour
nice pic lad
>you can legally imbibe poison at 16 in many countries
>you can legally increase your serotonin activity almost nowhere
>mutual like with a 4/10 on Ok cupid
>message her
>she doesn't respond
No, I was talking about you
always have a cheeky look at my poo before I wipe so I have the best view of it
mate told me he finds red hot doritos spicey
oi listen up you /lgbt/ bender i know it was you who posted that pic of me in /gaygen/ a few weeks ago
meet me round Waitrose and I'll physically HEEM you into next week
ksksksksksksksksksks
im a weird looking guy
but not ugly
I can see you in 5 years time posting on r9k about how you literally turned down pussy once and you were to retarded to accept and that you're still a virgin
they're all populist neoliberal bullshit parties who change their so-called core convictions on a whim just to get a few votes. so none. fuck the lot of them.
>trying to fit in with the lads and the banter
I don't try and fit in I'm just hilarious
turn up lad, when you get there she'll tell you her friend couldn't make it because [bullshit reason]
alcohol is not poison
then water is poison because if you drink 8L in 2 hours it will kill you
was that a load of stealth jets flying past at the start? in 1953?
find this pic truly disgusting
everything is a poison, all depends on the dosage
Me when I see an irish lad
link of pic x
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nah I think they were old migs m8
getting MAJOR grand budapest vibes from this
it is a toxin though. like water is provided you consume enough.
Using Sup Forums inside college, can i be fucked by using a "hate speech" site?
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vid related
>do a poo, goes straight round the u-bend, no smell, no trace
>do a poo, breaks in two, smell is awful, doesn't flush
not really used to this cooking for yourself thing lads
any recipes?
literally a vince vaughn film
butter on bread tastes alright
yeh
weird
this is a GREAT one
fast, easyish, cheap ingredients, incredibly delicious
only downside is that its a bit unhealthy and i cant stop eating it
>damndelicious.net
Great for impressing a date too
beans on toast
pizza delivery man forgot my bottle of coke but I was too scared to tell him aha
dunno, is wikipedia broken?
just delivered someone's pizza but drank the coke myself haha
very interesting
*doesn't click link but pretends to have watched it*
yeah really interesting mate
probably for the best. coke is awful for you.
that reminds me
commie gf made a new vid about about labour arbitrage
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the ultimate beta test. there are many in life
Fucked up an interaction at work
The quirky guy said something about Persona 5 but I didn't hear him properly
I just said I'd platinum'd it and sold it
He started talking about collector editions and stuff, I think he might have initially said he bought a copy
So it was rude of me not to follow up on that if that's what he said
He also seemed upset when I said I buy and sell my vidya instead of collecting it like him, he has a huge wall apparently
just sent on a delivery but some cunt in a motorcycle helmet drank me on the way
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Enjoy yourself
Most of his children are quite attractive and the men are all chads
good genetics
just robbed a pizza delivery bloke on a moped of his coke when he stopped at the lights
*doses you with 14mg of death stalker scorpion venom*
haha yeah
soup
chuck x in a pan, fry, add water/stock, simmer, blend.
just heard a nigger mumbling outside
Wrong
They're chinless freaks
get your gun just in case
necked a bottle of coke i was meant to deliver to a scared runt but i knew he'd say nothing lol
thank you based brit
'bout to culturally enrich this here cracka
not sure i gave you permission to save any of those photos
might order a cheeky curry lads
>you can try the best you can
>you can try the best you can
>the best you can is good enough
ahh yes, a life unlived
just got kneaded, topped with cheese and tomato, put in an oven and then a box and then taken on a motorbike to some fat cunts house. was with a can of coke on the journey but the poor cunt got drank along th eway.
>sue
Move the fuck out of here please
If he approaches you just say you're a lightskin
listening to an album
you've probably never heard of it since it's only for high iq individuals such as myself