"Howdy fellas, I've returned!"
ITT: famous one-liners
I wouldn't mock Randy Quaid on the Internet if I were you
Dude has madness on his side
"Mr. Pavel, I'm with the CIA"
This is good
"They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom"
AKA his unbearable wife.
"wilsooooon"
WELCOME... TO.... SPARTAAA!
"Hold onto them bums."
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
"It's the end of the game dude"
'How do you like them apples'
"I'm just breakin your bawls"
"Let me introduce you to my midget."
"Au revoir, honey"
He wasn't alone
We're on a mission from Zod
>You're not that good of a pirate
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
They are not my friends
INSEEEEEECCCCCCTTTTTTSSSS!!!
>I'll return at some point in the future
You're a small woman
They were trying to grab Yurpriz
for you
>It seems as if the rib eye is back on the menu, fellas!
>I couldn't give a shit tbhwyfam
"Supercalifragiliciexpialidocious."
lost
The masketta man
Bane?
...
Get em on board I'll call Ittin
The flight plan I just filed with the agency listed me, maimen, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you
I will stumble upon you and I will injure you badly!
>I would very much enjoy a quality series of photographs of Spider man for the Daily Bugle tommorow
Chomp my glistening iron anus
These fucking threads. Fucking kek every time
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts of skittles and grape soda you can make rocket fuel?"
>Greet my wee mate!
>Wow
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
Cowabunga!
OH DEAR
Yikes Christian passed on! You swines!
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
This suit is grey!
I welcome you to the park of the Jurassic!
Greetings, gorgeous!
>The Cretaceous Zoo
Hold on there govna! I really don't care for these reptiles on my vessel.
Hello my acquaintance, it appears that you have made a miscalculation and have mindlessly wandered into this establishment without realizing that this is in fact a gymnasium! I assume from the attire you are currently dressed in that you were in deed searching around for the Gentleman's Leather Club, which if I can recall correctly is actually further down this very street.
Ooh better than mine.
Good going user.
"I will return momentarily"
Are you detectives?
DO NOT WANT!
You wanna know how I got these cars?
sexually penetrated, art thou
Mmmmmm Nookta