Shows men will never understand

So where do I meet a group of hot dykes anyway? I've met a small handful but never in such a concentrated cluster

>show about gays
>being gay is their entire identity
that's why their shows always stink

>6 lesbians
>not one of them has a shaved head

>hot
>dykes

pick one

That's how it works in the real world though

>UGH my boyfriend wants to watch this stupid movie, like, Girls is on right now

>they're all skinny, non butch she-beasts

This only exists in porn.

Wasn't prime Sarah Shahi on this show? That alone is enough reason to watch it, whether you understand it or not.

Lesbians are boring people.

That series made my dick so hard the few times I caught it on TV

>group of hot dykes

What's hilarious is that this show was made by a lesbian. Even lesbians like and want hot lesbians, and yet they're still all disgusting fat bulldykes.

Why?

Wait what is the l word?

i am a man and i liked this show. it was weird that there werent any chunkos

Love, user

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>lesbians
>none have shaved hair, word tattoos (any tattoos it seems), or cutting scars

Yeah, I understand exactly what that show is about.

All shows on daytime TLC.

Here's the creator

I can't really give an objective opinion here but I feel like she's got to be extraordinarily good looking by "50 year old lesbian" standards

I mean, who's at the top of that demographic? Jodie Foster?

>tfw not Shane's gf
;_;

lackadaisical

>wanting to be around a group of lesbians

Found the virgin

The WNBA.

i had to look that shit up and you have fine taste my man

ive only been around (that I know of)

...

>lesbians can't be good looking in real li-

wtf I hate that smug kunt now

Definitely would.

Loquacious

What's the point if you can't have sex with them? You're gay brah

You cant have sex with your bros but you discuss chicks yeah? faggot

id fuck both of them but neither of them really turn me on like

>proving his point

>a group of hot dykes
Literally doesn't exist

>Shows men don't care to understand

Fixed that for you, stupid Roastie.

Only if they don't have any personality or other defining traits, which is sadly all too common.

The only dykes I've found to be slightly hot were the ones who actually are bisexual.

>being new

Lesbians aren't bros. The only men that hang out with groups of lesbians such as yourself are fags. I'm sure to any actual man their daily conversations are mind numbing

Mia saved the show. The more crazy her character became, the better the show was for it.

Who the fuck hangs out with them? If I meet an eskimo once in my life and report on the encounter am I now his lifetime friend?

KYS

in the shows trailer a man asked the lesbos what the the lesbians do on the third date, where heterosexuals have intercourse
do they scissor?

>Mia Kirshner

Wow, I'd never actually seen her before. I had always just assumed she was a nasty looking, self-hating dyke, albeit one with good taste.

As it turns out she's actually bumpable herself. Wow, maybe not all lesbians are disgusting.

Sarah Shahi was a goddess back in the day. She's still pretty fine now, but starting to show her age. In her prime though? She was nearly perfect.

People hang around with other people that are like them.
Hot people hang around with other hot people, dorks with other dorks, etc.
I know a lesbian couple, both of them are hot and so are all of their friends, which include a lot of other lesbians. I got an ugly lesbian coworker and most of her friends are ugly to average.

lesbians are fucking cool man I was on the road the other day and nobody would give me directions or time of the day but these two lipstick lesbians used gps to find where I was going man they were really cool and shit

>walking through sociology building yesterday with coworker trying to figure out where to return some posterboards
>see flyer for vagina monologues
>hey user, what's that?
>oh that's old
>it says here 2015
>well, it originally came out awhile ago...it's a series of skits or stories about women being raped
>raped?
>yeah, or like how having a period is empowering and shit
>visibly confused
>carry on

Reminder that lesbians fantasize about rape (from men) more than ''normal'' girls

also, most girls are bisexual

and, in any dyke relationship, at least one dyke dreams of being fucked by a man

>fantasize about
If you mean constantly dread then sure

i dread getting girls pregnant but fantasize about cumming in them and getting them pregnant

the taboo element senpai

Ligger?
>what is identity politics
If you didn't think people who only cling to one thing for their identity, well you're on a board frequently invaded by such people

this

She reminds me of Claudia Black, just slightly after she was still hot.

This. Not only were they all skinny, they were usually dangerously so.

How is Jennifer Beals still a semen demon at her age?

ludens

Kojima's big ruse

Wine tastings.

>tfw lesbian friend got arrested for shooting a subhuman man that kept groping her
>tfw only friend

Ligger