So, apparently it's happening

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

So, apparently it's happening. We're getting a new Ice Age from 2030 to 2040, so we will see it in our lifetime.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates

WHO /HYPED/ HERE? I can't wait to finally live like a man, I'm going lone wolf in the woods to survive and scavenge.

Will this rid us of the SJW? The Jews? What will happen? DISCUSS

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates
https://youtu.be/LWe4-m_8F34
http://phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo
http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
http://iceagenow.info/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
https://www.rt.com/news/184272-mammoth-putin-cloning-dna/
http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/antarctica/10546587/US-icebreaker-en-route-to-help-ships-stuck-in-Antarctic-Ice.html
https://www.rt.com/viral/349034-jetstream-season-shift-equator/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxrWUTzrUA&ab_channel=ThuleanPerspective
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM
http://nypost.com/2016/06/29/why-the-sun-going-blank-means-a-game-of-thrones-like-winter-is-coming/
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2015/jul/16/no-the-sun-isnt-going-to-save-us-from-global-warming
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
Brody Jones
Brody Jones

I hear niggers cant handle cold climates and die easily as a result.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

I love winter, so let's get it going.

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

remember back in 2009 when all the ice caps melted and all major cities went under water? that shit was crazy

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

The express is a fucking comic lad, never post that shit again

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Why do you people love tabloids so much here? Why not post stories from the National Enquirer while you're at it?

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

ice age
It might get colder but thats not an ice age

David Bennett
David Bennett

Why the fuck did you post an article from December of 2015?

A FUCKING LEAF

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

I have terrible allergies so let's do this

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

first week
SJW get robed, raped, murdered and eaten by niggers
second week
No one left for gib me dats, niggers gone
third week
People start fighting about the food thats left, most will die
fourth week
Im still chillin in my apartment with my food, water and generator

Future looks bright fellas

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

I like the cold.
I'm tired of looking like a mexican because of the sun.

And I get to make a horde probably

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

INVADING AFRICA WHEN ?!!

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

So at the height of our degeneracy, the Earth decides to reboot human civilization with an ice age to kill off all the shit skins. Glorious.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Obama says we're going for global warming you idiot.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

because tabloids are more fun than reality

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

pretty soon prolly

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

How is it that UK scientists could figure this out
when no EU science funding

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

Woods

Ice Age

A FUCKING LEAF

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

Sheeeeeiiiiiit.

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

But you don't have guns to regain white supremacy user

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

express
But if it happened I bet you all my (You)s it'd be fucking nothing

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

good thing I live in the south of England then
also the Scandinavians and eternal Scots get fucked, it's all good news

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

I hope it kills off the homeless people in my town.
Depressing shit to look at walking home from work.

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

they're accumulating in my town as well
felt like spitting on one of them

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

FUCK THESE HAPPENING THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

They can't handle super hot weather either, hence why they die easily in Africa and have to make up for it with mass reproduction.

they can only thrive in swampy areas

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

savages, you should feel the overwhelming urge to help your fellow English man

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

tfw winter is coming

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Reeeeeeeeeeee

Tyler White
Tyler White

BRING IT ON!
https://youtu.be/LWe4-m_8F34

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

I guarantee that
Global warming is displaing third world populations! You need to let them into your nation!

Will turn into
Global cooling is displacing third world populations! Youneed to let them into your nation!

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

According to gov stats, they can't handle urban environments either.
How the fuck do we still have so many on the planet?
Why do nations keep sending food to africa?

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

I HAVE NOBEL BLOOD IN ME I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE FUCKING STREETS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON WHILST PATHETIC SERFS SCRUMMAGE AT MY FEET FOR CHANGE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING FEUDAL SYSTEM
I COULD BE DEFLOWERING A SCOTTISH BRIDE TO BE RIGHT NOW

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Im pretty sure they're not English. Most likely paki's, jamaicans, or any other mongrel

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

/thread

Captcha: all bodies of water

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Kek, whatever famrades.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

REMEMBER THE WINTER MEMES A FEW MONTHS AGO?

WE DID THIS

OUR MEMES TURNED OFF THE SUN

PRAISE KEK

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

They literally don't know how to think past Current Year 2015

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

You will travel across a snow-covered city in an APC while supported by walkers and hover tanks in order to launch yourself in a pod onto the deck of a floating aircraft carrier.

Finally.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

But it was global warming recently, wasn't it?

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

FINALLY. FUCKING HATE SUMMER.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

YFW global warming causes everything to stay exactly the same.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

A Maunder Minimum type event, like the relatively recent "Little Ice Age" (LIA) of several centuries ago, is getting very probable now. Within several years, you'll see the bottom fall out from under global warming alarmist claims, as the last strong El Nino event for a long time is fading now.

The start of large-magnitude cooling should come in time to help Trump or a Republican in the 2020 election, if he wins this election. Cooling should amplify and continue into the 2030s and so on.

(Along with reduced extreme UV, the solar magnetic field decreases, letting in more galactic cosmic rays, which help seed clouds, increasing the planet's albedo reflectivity, leading to more average white snow & ice cover, leading to more sunlight merely reflected, leading to more cooling).

An actual Ice Age, a far bigger deal than a mere LIA? That is more iffy. It could happen, though. And its onset might not be quite as gradual or slow as often thought, not full extent glacial coverage but epic blizzards and more within decades, if so.

If interested, although the following site is biased, see: iceagenow.info

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

I fucking wish, I hate the fucking sun and heat. That shit would be comfy as fuck

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

Sounds like a normal winter in Winnipeg. If I can handle 40 - temperatures every 7 - 8 months of the year, this'll be nothing.

Btw, when did Zorro mark the moon?

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

2142
you have excellent taste my friend

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

it's another retard can't be bothered to simply look up guns per capita by country episode

Levi James
Levi James

I hope im dead before then.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

Looks like global warming predictions failed again and the scientists did another coin toss.

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

Winter is Coming

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

I always knew Sup Forums was a low IQ board

GET REKT YOU CUNTS

http://phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html

Landon James
Landon James

"I'm running this oil refinery because I care about the future of Earth!"

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

inb4 it's cancelled out by global warming

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

So they have a decade to change the narrative to somehow blame capitalism.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

1 post by this ID

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

keeeeeeeeek

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

it takes many millenia for global temps to cool to the conditions required for an ice age. the day after tomorrow is fantasy nonsense.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

muh IQ fixation

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo

Wake up
Put on your outside clothes over your sleeping jacket
Put on your combat boots over your 3 layers of socks
Grab your rifle and call your tamed wolf
Walk outside and meet by the village bonfire with your 6 hunting buddies
Walk off into the forest to go Mammoth hunting
Spot a Mammoth in the field
You and your friends fix bayonets, cover yourself with snow
Wait for it to come close
Jump out, guns blazing, stab in the face
Mammoth falls to the ground
Gather it's meat and load it in a wagon
Wheel it to the village
Have a big cookout at the village bonfire and feed the whole village
Go home
Your wife congratulates you
"Wow, honey, a great hunt this week, huh?"
Head to bed
Just another day in the frozen remains of America

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

FREEZE THE KIKES, ICE AGE NOW

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

according to your id, you are the sun

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

Slow acting meme magic

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

but froggos die in the cold :(

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

This was predicted by "experts" to have happened during the 1980s, and it never came to pass, which sucks.

Just more leftist alarmism for muh taxation and muh regulation on everything that could harm muh planet in any way.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

This could be the next Far Cry.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

eternal winter pls

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Global temperature hinges on both solar activity and greenhouse gas
Solar dimming temporarily outpaces greenhouse warming
Is this really so fucking hard to understand?

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Holy shit

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

If it happens then it'll be a good reset at least.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

Is this before or after Florida is underwater from global warming?

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

Skimmed thru that, exactly how cold is it gonna be? If it's just a winter for 10 years then that would be pretty fucking hype. If everything freezes over then what's the point?

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

We need to dump as much carbon dioxide into the air as possible to offset this disaster! Only global warming can save us now!

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

Winterchan worked
10 year winter

better late than never i guess.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Comfy blanket and warm chocolate milk near a fireplace.
No one will judge you for not going outside.
mfw

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

It will hit everywhere except Israel, by pure coincidence.

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Is it too early to start summoning Winter-chan?

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Tundra
user...
Good thing is the Roman Empire will finally rise again.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Thank god
Whites thrive in the cold

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

fucking hate summer
Overweight pleb detected.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

Why don't we simply stay up here and live like Men, they way we always have? Let come what may bro- we know what's up in our neck of the woods. It's cold, we live in it more than half the year, less, or more, for others of our countrymen, and we thrive. No need to boast, post, or propose bullshit like you have, my fellow. And anyways, Canadian trolls are bad trolls, though I commend you for the modest response you have gotten.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

So I have at least 14 years to prepare if this does happen? That should be plenty of time to stock up.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

I said I wanted it to be a little colder, but not that cold!

But in all seriousness, I live in a desert. What does this mean for me?

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

FUCK OFF CUNTS

WE'RE FULL

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

10 years
Ice Age
kay

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

It's going to be cold

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Good, I love the cold.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

abbo detected. Winter is implicitly the whitest of seasons. It is where our people evolved and thrived.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

Who is /tv/ here?
Best board. If you disagree, kys

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

Guess where the niggers of scandinavia and north will run when its to cold for them here...
We can handle some cold weather

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

If another ice age would happen then the majority of humans are all dead. Not talking about the Africans or other poor people but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated. Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own. Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable? Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

source: It was real in my mind

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

Especially people in western countries
We are too overpopulated.
You are fucking stupid.
I'm an Ethnic German born and raised in America.
Why are people who share the same DNA as me so fucking blue-pilled and cuck when they reside in the homeland?
Was post WW2 propaganda really that effective to make you all effeminate braindead retards?

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

We are too overpopulated.
With niggers.

Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own.
White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.

Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable?
White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.

Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?

99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.
Go back to your Farming Simulator, Hans.

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated
Pst, user, let me tell you something. You see those Western countries? They're only having 1-2 babies per family. You see those countries that are not part of the West? They're having 5-6 babies per family.

..Overpopulation in the West, toppest kek, my friend.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

Bearable Australian summers

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Only the strong will survive

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Wrong. Ice cores show ice age transitions happening in under 5 years.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Australia goes from mostly being a desert to a paradise.
Lucky motherfuckers.

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

i hope niggers freeze around here and stop carnival aids fiesta

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

It makes my blood boil when I see white people talking about how we need to die off and stop having so many kids because of overpopulation.

Whites are a fucking minority on the global scale. Our populations are at best staying stable, and many are in complete decline (especially germany). Lowering white birth rates in an effort to curb overpopulation is like trying to lose weight by eating less broccoli. White population isn't the problem, just as the broccoli isn't the problem. It's the junk food - the niggers and other subhumans - that are breeding at extraordinary rates

Want to stop overpopulation? Stop fucking sending aid to africa. All they do is use the extra resources to expand their populations until they're once again at an equilibrium where they're all starving. It's just that there's now more of them.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

It's already started. Jet stream is reaching the equators now as the warm air stopping it is dissipating.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

One cold summer where the snow never melts is all that takes to transition into a full blown Ice Age.

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

So you honestly believe that we are not overpopulated? Do you even know how many people lived in Germany two centuries ago? There is not one single river in Germany where you can drink the water because there are plenty of towns on each of them.

White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.
As someone who grew up at a farm I can assure you that without warm weather and sun we could never provide enough food for everyone. In winter you get 5% of what you get during the other seasons.

White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.
We rarely have them. Farmers know how to hunt and some of hobby hunter. Thats it.

But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?

But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?
Thats why I'm saying that the majority (around 90%) have no chance of surviving.

By saying that the west is overpopulated it doesn't mean that non-western nations aren't as well.

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

I'm fucking HYPED.

Yeah I live in Canada, but this summer has been like 40 degrees with humidity. How can anyone honestly like summer? When you're outside your balls start sticking to your leg after 2 minutes. In winter it's easier to be comfy and if you're too cold you can just throw on a sweater, in the summer there's hardly any solutions other than showering or swimming.

Fuck summer, fuck normies.

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Ice """""AGE"""""
spans only 10 years

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

the return of nibiru

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

The point is that the only people who give a shit about overpopulation and have wishes to reduce their own populations are WHITE PEOPLE. You don't see niggers giving a fuck that they're shitting out 8 kids a piece.

Your sentiment that everyone across the world should reduce their populations doesn't mean shit when the only people who are willing to comply with this idea are whites (and east asians). All it means is that the proportion of niggers and other mudbloods will be even greater than before.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Rejoice for the end is near. That's the point.

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Exactly this

Also the exact number of cold summers necessary to kill off 99 percent of humanity.

One summer, hell a growing season that is only 30 days shorter than normal, will kill off most people.

Most of asia and africa depend on food imports to survive. One year without imports and at the very least, all 3rd world countries bwcome people-free.

Exciting times, i sincerely hope it happens.

Winter Is Coming

David Butler
David Butler

read about a political HAPPENING or apocalyptic event
get hyped
it's entertainment made to look like news

Every fucking time

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

No, I know I'll survive. I also find it hilarious you think there aren't winter growing plants. The fact I called you out on, "Farming Simulator," the you said, "I grew up on a farm," is just too goddamn much for my sides. Even funnier is this: you seem to think white people haven't survived harsh ice ages before. All of our bodies are adapted to it, specifically. You also straight up ignore claims that white people have stable populations and it's non-white populations breeding like rats and migrating to white countries.

There are white people that live in areas that are nearly always winter already, just fine. Of all the types of people I know this about white people... we form neighborhoods and support each other. We share knowledge to those willing to learn it.

You can sacrifice yourself so Mohammad can live, if you want. I'm not. Good luck, Hans. I feel bad for your women.

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

Yeah except if you read the article you see that there's a 97% chance that this happens, and it's already started. The sun is blanking out as we speak.

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

because they're r-selected
they deal with survival issues by overbreeding

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

kek

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

Of course I don't think this coming Ice Age will last only 10 years. More like 10,000 years+

It's going to be the best thing that happened to Humanity after the gods left.

Also
http://iceagenow.info/

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

I might even get to wear a hoodie in winter

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Bro there's a rifle under my bed, go back to harvesting coke or whatever it is you south americans do.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

(((Financed by coincidence)))

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

same 97% of scientists that support global warming?

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

thinking that in 2030-2040 an ice age will force mankind to survive and scavenge
who /hyped/ here
I'm going lone wolf
I hope this is bait.

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

Trump says global warming isn't real
a literal ice age happens

Is Trump the son of Kek sent to earth to save us with memes?

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

Thing is, global cooling is a very real phenomenon that even my family can vouch for. My grandma remembers extremely warm summers here in canada, and now I haven't seen one since I was 5. Ice caps are actually growing.

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Comfy housing mode: activated
No need to go out and meet people unnecessarily
All the sandniggers and enrichers move south where the cucks welcome them with open assholes and warm blankets
Only true aryans stay
H-How fast can this happen? Soon??

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

Doubles of Truth.

Grayson White
Grayson White

implying your country will last till 2030
implying your country will last even next year

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

co.uk
science / climate "experts"
I think the people have had enough of listening to experts.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

Post YFW you realize Varg Vikernes was right the whole time about an iceage.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Not having an underground shelter with 20 years worth of tinned food.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

An ice age would imply no plants and animals, as you just said the food industry would collapse due to the lack of it.

Why would ice age be an in the woods type thing? It would be the opposite.

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

why NZ bro?

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Kek is giving Odin a brofist right now.
They both say, "Fuck liberals."

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

The few shit skins who live here run south to England

Good

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

/thread

Yeah totally crazy that shit back then.

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

Exactly why I can't wait.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

I can just imagine Al Gore throwing a hissy fit right now.

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

Sup Forums should be pro global warming.
More flooding and niggers can't swim!

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

I'm pumped for this shit if true. I can't deal with the heat at all and easily get sick in the sun, but I can deal with the cold really really well.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

Shop
Fuck you.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

CLONE THE MAMMOTH BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

/lit/
Bullshit

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

You sound autistic as fuck. I bet you don't even live independently you pathetic fuck.

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

WINTER IS COMING

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

The Song when the border states just ok because of constant fires and heat wave to suppress commie Ice Age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

oh no the weather is very serious business

remember when 'scientists' werent just glorified doomsayers?

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

The ruskies are on it already

https://www.rt.com/news/184272-mammoth-putin-cloning-dna/

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
somThe shit-skin is mad because he's going to die frozen. Topkek

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

You actually made the apocalypse sound great

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

I don't remember winters being this warm, they used to be a lot colder when I was a kid. Summers are getting warmer and warmer, too.

ice caps are actually growing
Reminds me of this. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/antarctica/10546587/US-icebreaker-en-route-to-help-ships-stuck-in-Antarctic-Ice.html

The Shokalskiy was two weeks into a four-week expedition to follow the path taken a century ago by the Australian explorer Sir Douglas Mawson when it became trapped after being hit by a blizzard on Christmas Eve.
Ice breakers even started getting stuck, pretty funny.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

dude that's called night time

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Your mom has a few more years to live, calm down jamal

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

Finally convince everyone climate change is real.
Turns out it's not global warming but global cooling and you wasted your life jewing for carbon credits.
Immediately switch to being a climate change denier.

top fucking kek

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

It is going to be great. Most houses will be inside giant greenhouses. No more wage slavery.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Fuck.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Mini ice age sounds cozy, winter always beats summer

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

I do, thanks for asking. Someone's projecting, I guess.

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

can't believe people are so gullible as to believe this tripe

look at url: it's Sup Forums

oh, uh, nvm

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

It isn't going to be anything crazy, calm down. It's going to be like the Little Ice Age.
Anyway, I live so close to the Equator it probably won't have any effect on me.

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

You are just as ignorant as the people you accuse of ignorance. It is stated in this article that the head scientist does also think that a global cooling is probable for said time period.
The excuses the author tries to bring up to diminish this assesment can hardly be accepted as good reasoning.

TL;DR: Winter-Chan is coming, the author of the study admits this herself, the author of this counter-article is in total denial

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

Most leftists, libtards, SJWs, basically all who lack the intelligence to get themselves and their offsping (heh!) through a new Mautner Minimum will die off during the first two or three years.

The economic and financial system would collapse. Many states in the cold areas would collapse. Social order would go down the abyss.

E.g. feminsim, genderbullshit all those social engineering bullshit-ideologies would cease to exist, since they do not work out anymore at all when reality hits hard. Yes white women would crawl back to white men for means of survival and protection, since most of them are not capable of anything and be at our mercy.

Most Non-Europeans would leave Europe, most parts of the US, basically all really cold places (no more gibsmedats in the postapocalypse).

Basically me in my equipment hunting deer and boar in a harshly cold Europe with mush less people and no fucked up degenerate society.

Beautiful.

Hope it happens.

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

Question:

Jet stream can melt steel beams?

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

My body is ready for this! I love coldness, it's so comfy!

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

Fuck off with your satanist bull though.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

It's only going to affect Europe.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

Anyway, I live so close to the Equator it probably won't have any effect on me.
Same goes here I guess

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

India cannot into comfy iceage.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

SUMMERTIME IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES LIVING IN MANITOBA WORTHWHILE. ICE AGE GET OUT REEEEEEE

But in all seriousness I hope this happens

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

https://www.rt.com/viral/349034-jetstream-season-shift-equator/

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

So.. permanent winter? Why is this bad except for things like crops and other important shit people in cities don't deal with directly

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

good thing I started working out now, now to learn how to hunt

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Fucking sweet, winter is coming.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Uberwinter when?!

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

No it's okay they just go to sleep

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

City folks will die off. There will only be enough food to feed the food producers.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

you guys are so cringy with this shit

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

omg you're right, when i look outside my window i can't see the sun

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

You realize you can go live in the woods right now right?

Jason Long
Jason Long

India cannot into comfy iceage.

It never snows where I live either, only snows in the Far North parts of India

I want to feel snow too REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

why have my winters been rainy and snowless then

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!

Blake Young
Blake Young

Please God, let this happen. I'm sick of all the hellish humid summers down here.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

"""ice age"""
It would be like a 2 degree temperature decrease globally

basically nothing

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Good thing we still keep most of our forest intact here. Low population density and lots of abandoned mountainous villages that you could resettle when the shitstorm hits the cities. Good times are ahead of us. Hopefully all shitskins and nogs get wiped

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

a meme 20 years in the making

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants
Alot of people in America faggot, what do you think we use guns for lol

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

A team of European researchers

Its been said many times before. Stop listening to what the Jews tell you.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Holy shit. Winter chan worked. I can't believe I ever doubted.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

Its our time boys.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Probably not, but we can do an experiment analogous to the ones done to "show" why the equivalent of a tablespoon of jet fuel could weaken every carrying steel beam in Tower 1 and 2 simultaneously after almost two hours of exposure (since we all know a small puddle's worth of jet fuel burns without any oxygen supply at the middle of a building for nearly two hours), by placing a steel beam in heavily salted water and showing that it rusts with time, thus proving how a bucket of salt water thrown at just the right place of any large steel-framed building could indeed, potentially, rust through the supports enough to down it all in a fall so perfect that it collects all 100+ stories within its own footprint, a perfect demolition that puts controlled demolitions of buildings 1/10 the size in countries like China to shame with its perfection.

TL;DR The Chinese should just set office furniture on fire, it'll cause any building to fall within two hours. Worst case, knock a single supporting pillar out of dozens out and set some office furniture on fire, 47 stories will fall in a perfect footprint, not even fully covering the narrow streets next to it. Handy!

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

The easiest way to prevent an ice age is to put more carbon in the atmosphere.

That you coal companies for saving us all!

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

He said jet STREAM faggot, not jet fuel

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Depending on where you are, you can expect -20 to -45 celsius.

Aiden James
Aiden James

W-what did he say? Link?

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

Well...

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

Yeah, hence the salt water stuff. Salt water rust test, bucket equivalent?

Are you illiterate, or just retarded?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

He said another iceage is coming and it will "kill off Southern European mongrels and wogs, only the true Norseman will survive, we were built for this". He said it will kill the Arabs and blacks and only the pure Scandinavians will survive.

Then he went on to say that the children of these Scandinavians will be the reincarnated souls of the dead non-whites and that will be how they are being purified, by being reborn into a blond hair blue eyed person and then when THEY die they go to Vahalla.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

I'll admit, I did not read all that shit. Sum it up better next time.

David Clark
David Clark

I love Varg.

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

Holy shit the sky's getting darker as I type this! I gotta import some caribou quick!!!

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

I live in Texas. So this'll mean I'll have nice, comfy weather, eh?

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Nice meme

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

thx

also, nice ID

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

As a non-white I hate him, but he's still right.

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

nice bait u austrian cunt fuck off

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxrWUTzrUA&ab_channel=ThuleanPerspective

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

HAHA thank for pointing it out never noticed.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

I'd love to but thing is, I don't want to get fucked by the governement. It's hard to orchestrate a fake death or something, so I'd rather wait for a habbening.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

Fuck yeah! In all honesty, this is a bit of a fantasy of mine - shit hits the fan somehow and I get to live with my family and closest friends in a village somewhere up in the mountains. B Бългapия, paзбиpa ce!

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Source please

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

Ummm we are living in an ice age right now you retard

The definition of ice age is just that 1 or both poles are frozen

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Wouldn't even complain if I had to wear a thick jacket every time I left the house. I hate having sweaty pits more than frozen stiff fingers. Also fuck the weeds, I pull them every year then dump a bunch of weed killer shit on them and they just come back every time, I embrace their winter demise.

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates

asshole who wrote the article even contradicts himself.

Professor Zharkova said two magnetic waves will cancel each other out in about 2030, leading to a drop in sun spots and solar flares of about 60 per cent.

I doesn't say the amount of heat and light will decrease by sixty percent, only the prevelance of sunspots and solar flares.

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

thanks m8

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

OOOO YES

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

they can only thrive in swampy areas

This could explain the mysterious skunk ape sightings in the Southern states of the USA.

Carson Price
Carson Price

SURE BUDDY

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

source?
muh mind

Btw - the last time we did the mensa-quicktest here on Sup Forums the average IQ of participants turned out to be ~127.

Gods, I hate that you dumbfuck walk the same sacred Austrian soil like me.

Freeze to death, fucktard.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

seed more oats, rye, sugar beets in 2029?

less rice production unless more arable land is cleared up?

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

sun is 94 gabbajizzillion miles away goy
out of nowhere the oceans freeze because 2 kelvin were lost somewhere along the line
Fuck off. The sun is 4000 miles away

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

I doesn't say the amount of heat and light will decrease by sixty percent
And where did the author state that?

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

Climate scientists in the 70s said the polar caps would be melted in the 90s.
Climate scientists in the 90s said the polar caps would be melted by 2015.
In 2014 the area covered with ice on the polar caps was the biggest since decades.
When will people finally recognize that we know shit about global climate phenomenons and every longterm prediction is flawed as fuck.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

We're currently exiting an ice age, hence the rising temperatures...

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

me too man, no insects around and all the warm and fuzzy animals come out, like huskies and whatnot

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Same here man. It feels bad that modern decadent lifestyle forces us to live in overcrowded cities wageslaving on a daily. Simple life is the best life

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

"‘Blessed is he, who far from the cares of business,

Like one of mankind’s ancient race,

Ploughs his paternal acres, with his own bullocks.."

Not kidding, nearly broke down crying when we were studying Horace. Simple life is, indeed, the best life.

David Sanders
David Sanders

Don't worry- God was kind enough to give us "man made global warming climate change" (or whatever they're trying to call it this week) and it'll get us thru this sun cycle and its "mini-ice age" just like it'll get us thru the next real ice age (which is due to kick off any time now and without MMGWCC possibly would have been kicked-off by this maunder minimum.). He is a kind and generous Lord to give us such a gift and we should be thankful, despite what that faggot Leonardo says.

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

It doesn't really. People just happily take on debt, and never attempt to be self sufficient, or attain any skills useful for self sufficiency. Raise some chicken, plant a garden, and build things with your own hands. Only make purchases that offer an investment. Keep it small, put a little work in, and you can easily attain a level of self sufficiency that makes having a job more of a asset than a necessity.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

We're in an ice age. We'll be in an ice age for millions of years. Plebs need to learn the difference between ice ages and glaciation periods within an ice age.

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

That sounds pretty /comfy/ man.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

they can only thrive in swampy areas
SOME

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

a mini ice age is actually a server reset irl

Can you imagine though, SJWs trying to pull off their social justice shenanigans during a mini ice age? I think they'd be at the very bottom of the food chain.

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

FIMBULWINTER

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

Finally! The bible belt gets way too hot in the summer and the whole global warming thing wasnt helping

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

Keep spamming winterchan so that we can get another one for 10 years right after

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Somebody is one word

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Good, anything over 20c/68f is shit.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Togo has wild Huskies?
sounds pretty based desu

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

I love you Winter-Chan. Encase my heart in rime, may winter last for all time!

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

Will I die of vitamin D deficiency? I'm already not getting enough since /shutin/.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

Damn friend thats a rare flag

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Guys I just thought of something. Isn't winter-Chan basically just the Norse goddess Skadi who brings black icy destruction from blasting her foes with frost?

Can't hurt to cover the bases I guess

I hope it's a right out white out

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

hahaha, you idiot, the consensus in the scientific community is that we are in the process of LEAVING an ice age. Hence the climate is heating up.

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

That would be the most hilarious extinction process ever witnessed.

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

move here

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

Source?

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

here is not NZ

here is here

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Observation suggest that is is relatively constant.

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

PRAISE WINTERCHAN!!!

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Sun hibernates

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

rollin

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

crimea
ukraine

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

I can't afford to wait that long to exterminate the darkies, I'll be 50+ by then.

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

WHO /HYPED/ HERE?

you have no idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

All non-whites and non-asians die out due to the cold and lack of sunlight

BASED MOTHER EARTH

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

I'm Canadian it's already ice age here 10 months out of the year. Literally nothing will be effected in my country. Canada will become the new superpower after this.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

there's no possible way that Canada will get colder if temperature is dropping everywhere in the world

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

Literally nothing will be effected in my country

You know cold can get colder, right?

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Ice age huh, wonder how earth is gonna look after that.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

Stop destroying his innocent illusion!

Everything will be as you wish it to be, Canada-chan.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Tfw I will be 35 at the start of the ice age
But I want to be in my mid twenties during the greatest happening..

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

mass extinction of flies and mosquitoes
Is the ice age too good to be true?

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

be me
be 42 when winterchan tiggers fimbulwinter

Thanks man, now I feel like an old fuck.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

The SUNSPOTS you fucking retards, they're going away and are important in the sun for some reason idk heeres an article

http://nypost.com/2016/06/29/why-the-sun-going-blank-means-a-game-of-thrones-like-winter-is-coming/

inb4
nypost

They're normally shit but this is actually a good article

“During solar minimum, the opposite occurs. Solar flares are almost non-existent while whole weeks go by without a single, tiny sunspot to break the monotony of the blank sun. This is what we are experiencing now.”

Given that the sun is the main driver of all weather and climate, the sinister-sounding “blankness” to which Dorian refers has some experts predicting a “Maunder Minimum” phase similar to one which began in 1645 and which is referred to as the “Little Ice Age.”

The Maunder Minimum, named after solar astronomer Edward Maunder, lasted for a brutal 70 years and conditions were so cold, the Thames froze over.

A slightly less intense ice age-like period called the Dalton Minimum — after British meteorologist John Dalton — arrived decades later and lasted from about 1790 to 1830.

And there are other consequences of a sun without spots. Not least for astronauts who face the risk of having their DNA “shattered” by cosmic rays, whose potency surges during periods of solar weakness.

According to Dorian, cosmic rays surge into the inner solar system “with relative ease” during periods of solar minimum.

“Solar wind decreases and sun’s magnetic field weakens during solar minimums, making it easier for cosmic rays to reach the Earth,” he explained.

“This is a more dangerous time for astronauts as the increase in potent cosmic rays can easily shatter a strand of human DNA. Also, during years of lower sunspot number, the sun’s extreme ultraviolet radiation drops and the Earth’s upper atmosphere cools and contracts.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Also, we BATTLEFIELD 2142 now

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Good point. I think we're on to something.

Liam Long
Liam Long

underrated as fuck.

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

no. NO. FUCK THE COLD. HOW DO WE STOP THIS?

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

top kek and check the czech

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

You cannot stop the future

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

ice age sounds comfy desu
cant wait

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Haven't seen one since I was 5

Central and western canada has been breaking heat records every summer

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

I gave a homeless guy with CP ten bucks and a pack of Newports - not even an hour ago. Greedy Brit.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

Actually western civilization is suffering severe underpopulation.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

"SCIENTISTS claim"

Any article starting like this you should take with a very large dosage of salt.

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

We will starve to death

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

TFW ice caps will get another meter of ice on them easily and everyone else will be ok thanks to global warming.

Praise KEK I guess.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

the jews will turn the arab sands into glass which is not a bad thing because it will hold in heat a bit. the shitskins survive but niggers perish. it's a cruel world. Kung Pao chicken becomes the favorite food in the US but skyrockets in price. So the chinks do well. Women loose the vote.

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Winter is coming

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

Yeah dude that shit was wack. We came a long way since then.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

Nod really, its enough time to stockpile, you know food gets dumpstered to mantain prices right?

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

also white girls will be forced into pregnancy at age 15 to prevent the end of humanity. they will have babies in fema run camps who then give the infant to deserving white couples. niggers and shitskin looking infants will be made into soup for jewish families and the elites like bankers and lenders.

Julian Long
Julian Long

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE LADS BROAD SHEET COMING THROUGH.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2015/jul/16/no-the-sun-isnt-going-to-save-us-from-global-warming

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

and anybody doing the duckface selfie thing on FB will be shot.

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

For once in my life i am glad to be a leaf.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

goys, dont look at the man behind the curtain, keep your attention over here, it's shiny

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

I'll probably kill myself before then so whatever

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

People have been making predictions about how the solar maximum and minimums will affect our diurnal cycle for Ever, and they are never quite right.

Frankly, historical little ice age patterns show that we should have been in one from either the late 19th to early 20th or early/mid 20th to mid /late 20th and all this global warming hubub on top of vastly more accurate/more frequent temp measurements correlates with the idea. A solar cycle minimum 100 years late or 100 years too soon is the idea that doesnt make sense to me.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

completely disinfo.

they happen approximately every 206 years.

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

theres 7 billion people to feed. 10-15 years of frozen ground will kill 90% of life on this planet

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

WHO /HYPED/ HERE? I can't wait to finally live like a man, I'm going lone wolf in the woods to survive and scavenge.
You're going to fucking die like most of the population on Earth. Me and all of us included.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

Official thread theme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

John Campbell
John Campbell

1 year of frozen ground will kill 99% of humanity. yes, that is how dependent we all are on current society and all the fucked up interconnections.

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Yes user thank you that was my point, the last recorded was the maunder minimum from between 1650 and 1720. 206 years would peg it ending at 1926, which is (not coincidentally) both the beginning of generally accurate, constant temp logging and the time range warming fanatics like to point out when talking about manmade climate heating from industrilization.

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

I love you winter-chan

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Who's ready for mass starvation and frostbite?

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

your numbers are off and your math is horrible. also, dont forget the dalton minimum and the dozens of others.

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Yeah that's totally my narrative chaim, perhaps read the fucking article next time instead of prepping for something that isn't going to happen?

And even if you prep RIGHT NOW it's still 14 fucking years away I don't plan to be alive in even 10 years let alone 14.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

You can easily build a personal underground bunker with everything you'll need that will last you at least your lifetime in constant use, as long as you work now, and save all your money to invest into it.

This is of course assuming you don't live in the city, and have property.

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

How is that so when the mean line is rising?

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

the article is shit. i follow/guest write several blogs on the subject, i run with several prominent warming skeptics, most of whom are huge on twitter, and i minored in helioseismology when i got my meteorological degree back in 2007.

trust me when i say that warmists have it almost 100% backward.

the fact that you plan on being dead in 10 years means you're either old as hell, or some type of self destroying/addict/loser. I plan on whethering the downturn and coming out on top. of course that may not be until 2070 or so (most of us believe it's going to last around 40 years). But that's why we procreate.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

I am not projecting. I am just tired of this beta faggot shit on my board.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

And this will happen in America.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

The means of testing are so easy to cheat, of it's more likely that number is false and lower than presented.

I give it a shaky 110, though that's still above average.

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

And nothing of value was lost.

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