ITT we tell of the time Kek made himself known to us

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Be me
Be sick for the last few days
Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers
In my delirium feel a desire to pray to the almighty Kek
"Dear Kek"
"Please heal me"
"If you can then as a sign show me repeating digits"
"Praise Kek"
Lay there for a while working up the strength to go take a piss and get some pills
Finally manage to get sitting upright
Lean over and turn on the lamp
Very first thing I see is my digital clock
5:55 AM
mfw

PRAISE KEK
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Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Decent digits.

To answer your question: Brexit.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Always wanted Steve Jobs dead
some weeks ago i pray kek
i randomly end up on steve job's wikipedia article
1955-2011
55-11
Praise kek

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Nice trips, may kek be praised for these

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

you retards are truly sick if you seriously believe in a fucking divine toad

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebufo

You guys are praying to Beelzebub. The demon of false religions.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Heresy you swine

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Jews demonize other gods
We don't like your kike lies 'round here.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Holy shit

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

checked

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

inferior digits
kek smite this fool

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

Nice Gets!

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Prayed to the Christian God multiple times over my lifetime.

Nothing.

Prayed to Kek once.

Got sick trips.

Praise the based frog God.

David Ross
David Ross

shiiieeeet

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN A BEELZEBUB!

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

I had a strange nightmare two nights ago. I was looking through someone else's vision. An article on a computer monitor said something about Obama using 1,000 Canadian soldiers to quell a rebellion in America. Looked like it was sometime in the near future. I felt really freaked out after i woke up.

Obama mentioned that the Canadian military will be a major part of our common security during his NAU speech in Canada. The Canadians talked about bringing oversees troops home a couple days ago. Spooped

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

With each passing day it becomes harder and harder to deny the invisible hand of kek shaping the world.

brexit was the nail in the coffin, i'm a beleiver

William Lee
William Lee

Kek told me Hillary would win then be impeached when a coverup emerged because fbi and CIA thought risk of automatic Donald trump victory was threat to national security. Any way a second civil insurrection occurred.

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

Show me the way. Praise Kek.

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

I need double digit to go to bed KEK

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers
HOLY SHIT

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

I asked if I am the one, and Kek gave me 44. True story.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

kek wills it

David Morales
David Morales

Oh my kek...
I think this is too damn far. I need my sanity.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE!

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

Czech em

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Kek will save us all

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

If singles kek isn't real

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

Got the ID NiggH8tr a few weeks ago

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

my loyalty to lord kek is now unquestionable. kek forgive me for doubting your sanctity
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

The time I got these repeating digits

Hunter Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins

I want to buy the statue but it's out of stock.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

You are the one

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

Kek, are you real?

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

No repeating digits. Guess he's not real

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

pic related

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

1488

William Long
William Long

I'm still don't want to be a cringe tripfag.
I'll just be that anonymous "the one".

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

yea naw fuck off shill everyone knows theres been a shilling company coming here to distort the narrative of this board. KEK bullshit is part of it.

hey chaim you want to script get these people into worshiping a frog
sure thing hashua

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

t. judenburg

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

How can other Gods even compete?

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Let's find out
PRAISE KEK

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

Be last month
driving home after buying new license plates
not custom, came out 555-JJJJ
Kek be praised
see topless carwash with a bunch of qt3.14s
$20 well spent
left, at stoplight down the street
cop pulls up, shuts them down, and arrests them
fucking degenerates got what they deserved
keks and faps were had that day

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

3030
Still counts?

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

You have been chosen by kek to save France from Islam and nigrification like Jeanne d'Arc once did

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

that id
pox

*worried laughter*

Don't be silly it's a result of all the bizarre coincidences that were revealed. That's not something that could be planned beforehand unless you have a time machine.

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

kek is a psyops

Nolan King
Nolan King

bullshit, I get lots of duubs, triips and quaads from Kek without scriptfagging

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

I was waking up at 3:33 before i heard of kek and now im on this board which is interesting. Checking if im in for a blessed day.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Check em

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

WITNESSED. PRAISE KEK!!

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Fartato Salad

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

This [came from r9k]

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

But what does it mean? What is Kek trying to tell us?

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Witness the power of KEK!

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

Every action I make is in the name of Kek please bless me with trips

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

mfw I keep looking at my clock and seeing 9:11
happens at least once a week
this has been going on for ~15 years
T-thanks Kek

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

Kek, listen to me. Show me a sign.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

witnessed

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

If Kek gives me digits, I will write a poem about Him in my upcoming book

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