Germans don't take a shit without a plan

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Brexit Schmexit, we know what we are doing.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

Not so fast Germany.
All German plans so far faced one opponent that always wrecked them.

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Germany fails to attack britain
so they go for russia instead
really makes you think

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Not this time, Tommy. See the big fat arrow in the middle? It's happening. Third time is the charm!

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

Biggest exit of Britain, from the continent, since Operation Dynamo.

Jace James
Jace James

I think that's more due to your obsession with shit desu senpai

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

Invading Poland and Russia? Again?

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

Dude. Rhino in German = Nose Horn. You don't need refugees to look pathetic.

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

These black arrows make my heart jump!

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

Yeah, but this time we have the French !

William Roberts
William Roberts

Got to admire the irony. People invading Germany in search of Lebensraum.

Landon Price
Landon Price

What is this, /r/dataisretarded?

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

You like Brexit 1.0?

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

so you're implying that you're going to get ukraine? do you want another world war?

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

The French, also, got their asses kicked by Russia.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

Why of all the nations you are so fucking bitter at BREXIT?You do really enjoy being such obedient spineless little cucks.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

implying you faggots would of beaten Poland in ww2 without soviets or Ukrainians attacking us simultaneously

Come on bitches cross the border and I will go back and partition you my self

What a kurwa.

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

so you're implying that you're going to get ukraine?
We already made the first steps to get Ukraine into the EU. By 2025, we will have all the Balkans, Ukraine, Moldova and maybe even Belarus (if we kill their dictator) in the EU!

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

implying you faggots would of beaten Poland in ww2 without soviets or Ukrainians attacking us simultaneously

You are kidding right? We invaded and won, while the Soviets only marched in a bit later when the Poles were kill.

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

Yeah and their tanks that have 1 gear forward and 4 for reverse

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

britain leaves
everyone's GDP gets a boost

what's the catch

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Fuck off kraut, no ones like Germany in France

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

implying multiple western nations won't leave by then
implying Russia would let that happen without war
implying your country won't face civil war by then

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

Germany will provide eastern europe with refugees.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

The Americans backed your play in Ukraine and you've done nothing but stab them in the back over it.

Are you so sure the next president won't send it right back to Russia?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

GDP is a poor indicator of personal wealth because it's based on goods and services bought and sold in the country. China has a massive GDP but is full of paupers.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

But he is French !

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

no ones like Germany in France
All your French girls sure do like us Germans. French men are unhygienic, arrogant, cheat on them and don't pay for dinner. Every time I met a French girl, they are completely infatuated with me because I am not a complete arse like the French men.

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

The gear forward is in case the enemy come from behind.

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

We invaded and won

with the help of the soviet union all while UK said they were gonna send help and didn't

Ahmed I know your family wasn't in the country at the time so you don't know history but everyone on Sup Forums knows what happened because they can read a history book

Also that Germany is long gone all you have now is cucks and faggots running around training with brooms.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/

Go back to work so that you can be taxed to death to give gibs to other ahmeds

John Bell
John Bell

No, it's Rhinozeros. Only children say Nashorn.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Rare flags bringing the bantz.

Love it

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

implying multiple western nations won't leave by then
Which ones? Don't say Austria, you don't know them.

implying Russia would let that happen without war
Germany is the closest ally of Russia -not even kidding - Russia & Germany BFF.

implying your country won't face civil war by then
hahahaha, civil war because of 284,000 asylum seekers who got granted asylum in the last 17 months (213,000 of them Syrians). Sure, m8... we got more Romanians in that time.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

French women simulator 2015 sure was good.

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

284,000

More like 2 million that don't give a fuck about Germany and fuck your women

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Well, as 1942 proved it, subjugated France makes a terrible ally.

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

We have already established that russia wont let ukraine go. Imagine what they are gonna do when you cucks kill lukashenko and try to take belarus.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

It's always funny to see how Germans try to be virile online. I met a lot of German thanks to school exchance and the German boys all seemed either fat or really very very slim but they were all insecure, scared of offending someone, introverts.
No ones even learn your shit language in France, sorry for you...

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

ein reich, ein volk, am i rite, kraut?

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

You'll be surprised to find that it's a direct translation of the word rhinoceros from Latin.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

More like 2 million that don't give a fuck about Germany and fuck your women
284,000 is the actual number.

2 million? Fuck off American, we got 744,000 applications in the last 17 months, of which we decided 577,000 and half of them were rejected,... about 100,000 have already left or where deported.

I know you Americans don't understand reality, but numbers are numbers. You, by the way, got over 100k Arabs directly shipped into your country by your Obama.

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

standing by for round 3

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Which ones? Don't say Austria, you don't know them.
netherlands/denmark/italy/france for quite some time

Germany is the closest ally of Russia -not even kidding - Russia & Germany BFF.
is this why your government/media constantly blame stuff on "russian propaganda"?

you guys took in way more than 280,000, something over 1 million. if your current rate of immigration continues(and it has only increased), then your males in age 20-35 will be a minority by 2020. how do you think it will be by 2025? your people will be bred out of existence within a generation if you don't have a civil war(or mass deportation):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Germany
strategy
It's not strategy when you import low paid workers from around the world to lower company expenses, that's literally recipe for destruction of whole world other than Germany. NATO even bombs other countries to produce more migrants, they place embargo on Russia, they supply weapons to Ukraine, all just to stimulate everybody to move to Germany and abandon everything else in homeland.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Drang nach Osten?

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

You didn't have a plan to get those hordes of rapefugees sorted out.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

with the help of the soviet union all while UK said they were gonna send help and didn't

How many men and materials were kept in France, Norway, Benelux, Libya etc from fear of British invasion.
We didnt have to "help" to actually help

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

For once a swede making me laugh rather than being laughable.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Oh look, it's this guy with this thread again.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

Germans back at it again, round 3 about to start up boys

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

No ones even learn your shit language in France, sorry for you...
The French don't even learn English... you are between "Basic" and "None"

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

That would be logical if it wasn't Germany that trade banned Russia from EU on orders of globalists. I get it, now Russia is poor enough to be happy with half salaries of Germany.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

wait a minute, ive read this somewhere before.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

netherlands/denmark/italy/france
no, never, hahahaha and absurd, in that order.

is this why your government/media constantly blame stuff on "russian propaganda"?
It is German banter. We love the Russians and they love us. We are letting Austria doing the negotiations to get back into a normal relationship for us.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

It's not strategy when you import low paid workers from around the world to lower company expenses, that's literally recipe for destruction of whole world other than Germany.
It's called a STRATEGY.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

„I don't have a plan B“ -Merkel

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

You didn't have a plan to get those hordes of rapefugees sorted out.
The plan was to get cheap workers... and distract everyone from the real problems. Have you seen a single German on here talk about the problems we had before summer 2015 lately?

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

I don't care ... even in Strasbourg, the majority of student choose Spanish over German ... HAHAHAHAHA

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

Your Anglo masters must be proud, Hans.
Great job.

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

You know what China said to Putin when Russia wanted to expand to China, since Germany banned them from EU? China said: your salaries are too big. Only when Russia is like Poland or worse, only when they fuck up Russian economy bad enough, they will allow Russia workers, then they will work for less and illegally. The great German plan is to make whole world poor as shit so we all move to Germany to work while Germans who have the lowest average work hours on planet will get fat on sausages.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

even in Strasbourg, the majority of student choose Spanish over German

Because their mother tongue is German. It's our turf, it isn't called Strassburg for nothing.

James Green
James Green

those arrows
NOPE.
Not doing this again!
NO.

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

All your French girls sure do like us Germans.
Go fight russians with them and let the french men alone then, we're out of this shit

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

France somehow more tied to Greece than Germany

When will this "France is Southern Europe" meme end

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

NOPE.
Not doing this again!
NO.
We'll do what we have to do. It is in our nature. Nothing to be done. Wolves will be wolves.

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

More like a beaten abused dog that lashes at everyone but their own abusive owner.

topkek

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

i now realize this is one autistic bait

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

We are a billion times closer to southern European country such as Italy than Nordic country like Germany. In fact we have nothing in common with northern Europe.

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

Good thing you didn't, otherwise you wouldn't have produced the wealth of culture that you did.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Your football team is especially African, i am surprised you didn't join African union.

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Wolves will be wolves
While your women get fucked by Ahmed

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

The EU has utterly failed to forge a trade agreement with America over the last two decades, how the shit are they going to sort one out with the Balkans before they collapse? Even if you somehow strongarm the French, Putin will sign off on nuking Western Europe before he signs off on an EU trade deal.

Meanwhile, a now agile UKTI (unencumbered by having to seek a consensus from Brussels) will be ducking and weaving, making deals everywhere.

Also, I should add, I've never seen how clearly Sweden looks like a flaccid dick, about to unleash a foul, smegma choked load on your country. Funny how geography often reflects politics.

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

Your pathetic cuck country shouldn't even exist after started and losing two world wars. End your life Hans.

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

Double also: if you plan your shits so much, why do you have the most disgusting toilets outside of India? What coprophiliac decided that your steaming turd should sit proud of the water, filling your home with a thick miasma before the flush shatters it into a fine aerosol?

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

Vive l'entente cordialle

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Germans don't take a shit without a plan
what is the rapefugee crisis

Having a plan doesn't make it non-retarded.

sage.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Wolves will be wolves.
Modern Germans are limp wristed nu-males with scarves and problem glasses.

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

When will this "France is Southern Europe" meme end
France is LITERALLY Southern Europe. They have started a "Mediterranean union" of Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Turkey and all the Northern African states.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

Germany has a plan to work with Russia?
Same Russia they have been shitting on for last 4-5 years?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Our squats shell block out the sun

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

Modern Germans are limp wristed nu-males with scarves and problem glasses.
That is what we want the world to think.

Trust me, wolves will be wolves. What a people has once done, can't be eliminated from its DNA.

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

What a people has once done, can't be eliminated from its DNA.
Yeah you lost two world wars. It's time to lose again.

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

doesn't count illegals

Bbbb-But muh applications !!!

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

Wir sind diese Vereinigung abstürzt

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

doesn't count illegals
Unlike America, we have an e-verify system. Being illegal in Germany, makes no sense. The only thing you can be is a low level criminal if you are illegal. You can't get a job or rent an apartment or get a car or a bank account or anything actually.

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

implying that Germans are tough

Stop posting we wuz shit before the German thought police come knocking

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

German thought police
German

Get lost, Burger. It was Burgers who started the thought police when they invaded in 1945. So fuck off.

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

i would go as far as to say germany is the greatest country on earth at the moment

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

The only thing you can be is a low level criminal if you are illegal

thank god those refugees are not that

you can't get a job or rent an apartment

Can stay in an asylum center bc brown skin

or get a car or a bank account or anything actually.

thank god once again that refugees are law abiding citizens and do everything on the books

This is just shit tier bait ahmed go pray its ramadan

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

u talk as if refugees or non europeans amount to any substantial part of the population

Julian James
Julian James

ok how is that a strategy? just looks like facts, also what does "% gap of eu pop in 2080 projection w/out uk" mean?

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Ever heard of fertility rates? And how basically they will outbreed you in a couple of generations?

Here educate yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

Mfw people underestimate the Southern Euros once again
Don't know desu, Italy and Greece are known to produce literally geniuses in quite some time, maybe they going to crash our plans

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

France literally holds special realtions with Italy and Greece
They have a good amount of Southern European culture inside them

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

idiot, all the most violent, toughest germans didn't get to pass on that DNA since they died in WW1 and 2.

Sorry Hans, but you're just numales now.

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

France is leaving the EU next year tho.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

germany
relevant

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

I see EU shills are still hanging around.

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Deutsche Bank goes down, China goes down and all your plans, regardless whether you're german, french or Monaco, will go to hell

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

holy shit the eternal kraut is actually the eternal kike. The germans have been jewing the world all along!!!
could be if you insource a bit more industry, earospace to be precise.
fuck yes, cant wait for China to go down. Who will Putin claim to be his greatest ally then doe?

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Germany has a plan for Europe?

Yeah, let me know how that goes.

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
2016
krauts still struggle to world relevance

Landon Green
Landon Green

The same concept worked a lot better in WW2 though.

Because tanks can't go through forests right?

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

Hes actually correct, support has fallen for leaving the EU in denmark, nederlande and france since the UK voted

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Heh, reminded me of this classic.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

centre fire semi autos legal in UK when?

I want my thirty aught six fix

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

My ex is from Straousbourgh and it as French as it gets, nobody speaks German there

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

The wolf turned into a pug, and trust me, even the biggest wolf is no match for a bear

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

ethnic mixing in Europe
Maximum degeneracy
If by bear you mean Russia, then take a closer look at it. For example tomorrow is a Pedoslim holiday, inshallah. Google pictures from cities of European Russia. Moscow and Saint Petersburg would be good places to focus your attention at.
Maximum enrichment.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

ugh, purge when?

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Ethnic mixing

One minute you're white and the next you are slavs, make up your God damn minds.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Iceland is not even in the EU and austria is not allowed to get so close to germany, so this plan will probably not work.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

we're STILL going to wreck the continent with niggers

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

kek

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

It's not a boost, it's an increase in proportion. Without the UK, the share of EU GDP that belongs to France, Germany and Spain increases.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

not again

and that pop growth is from arabs and niggers

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

I'm afraid Russia has fallen. It's impossible to revolt here at the moment.
I'm White and ethnic Russians are Slavs in culture only, partially as well. Ethnic Russian = mix of North Germanic, Finnic, Celtic, Baltic and Slavic. Unique race of our own if you will. I don't want ethnic mixing in Europe, because I don't want extinction of distinct ethnicities of Europe. What's the point of Ireland if it's 12% Italian, 5% Polish, 32% Irish and 51% mixed European? White Nationalism in Europe is a genocidal globalism. Sure we must all be one against the foreign hordes, but we all have ethnic homelands.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

/k/ here.

You know how idiotic this meme is? Yeah, hue hue the French done surrendered. But their restance fought harder than some allied countries. The fucking French were *based* against the nazi.

Second, all fucking NATO tanks have multiple reverse gears, because we expected to be fighting the Soviets, then falling back as fast as we could to the next defensive position. The M1 was designed specifically to fight while falling back.

Aspergers mode off.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

I'm sorry but is this implying you're going to invade the east?

Or is it just showcasing new potential trade?

Because if it's the first option you are actually retarded

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

the real deal is to gut the chinese. They see Russia as vulnerable and rub their hands together like the turbo jews they are. They will most probably let their guard down because of arogance. Hopefully they dont flood you with yellow niggers and buy out your whole economy before that. This whole BRIC nonsense needs to stop. The poo-in-loos might be useful in the short run but their main objective is to breed untill their GDP gets fat enough to wave it around in other people's faces. But they will end rolling around in other people's feces. That's what their true nature is.
I hope for the sake of this world that Europe wakes up to the real threat - islam and niggers might be dangerous but nah, nothing an ethnic cleansing cant fix. The real threat to the world is the yellow nigger. They really need a new great leap forward and a cultural revolution. Perhaps a balkanization of China is in order?

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

underrated

Colton Long
Colton Long

modern Germans
wolves

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

I love all those polish revisionists haha
We will just nuke you to the ground next time

James Lee
James Lee

It can when you DNA is mostly rapefugee

Christian Young
Christian Young

Poor Italy, I know their government was corrupt as fuck but I still feel their people have had a decent attempt at making a good coutnry

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Just let him think his country's still worth something

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

WW2 was about logistics and industry, not about bravery.

unfortunately for Poland, our industrialization process was decades behind Germany.

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

if its the first you are retarded
You haven't see their new standard issue broom handle

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