Suicide in Greenland

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

Let's talk about suicide in Greenland.

Suicide in Greenland is a significant national social issue. According to government reports, between 1/4 and 1/5 of Greenlanders attempt to kill themselves at some point in their lifetime.[1] Greenland also has by far the highest suicide rate in the world: reports between 1985 and 2012 showed that an average of 83 people in 100,000 committed suicide, more than twice the rate of the second placed country.

Violent methods were used in 95% of suicide deaths.[5] The most common methods were hanging (46%) and shooting (37%);[5] other methods, such as jumping from heights, cutting with sharp objects, drowning, overdose of medication, and poisoning were also used, but less frequently.[9]

Greenland is a geographically and culturally isolated nation, as well as one of the coldest and least populous countries in the world. Although facts like these may contribute to suicide-related issues, it is not clear if they have direct influences on Greenlandic suicides. Furthermore, different initiatives have been taken to reduce the suicide rate in the country, such as roadside posters

Why do they do it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPe0RTBildY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l1VuFBIOA
https://mikedashhistory.com/2011/02/13/an-abandoned-lifeboat-at-worlds-end/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW34jPhnwzw
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/dispatches/2009/10/the_suicide_capital_of_the_world.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAwR16ogLQ
Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

cuz m8

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Because its not green.

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

lack of vitamin D
lack of things to do
lack of life-giving diversity

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

Another suicidal country checking in..
Quite sure were the 4th ones in the world and 1st ones in europe

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Isn't it related to the duration of days and nights?

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Because the girls they loved broke their heart.

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

Lives on an island literally covered with ice year-round
wonders why they are depressed

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

(I am a Lithuanian poster blame the telecommunication company)

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Why do you guys do it? Do you anybody who killed themself?

I heard that this is one reason, also it's not frowned upon and people don't think you're a weirdo if you kill yourself because it's so common, so they meme each other to death. It's sad

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

this 2bh

imagine living in Greenland but it's ice, meanwhile Iceland is green and full of volcanoes. such a head fuck I think I'd off myself too tbf

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

it's the grey skies and lack of sunlight. We have a similar problem here in the PNW

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

get conned by Erik (((the Red))) into settling an arctic wasteland that he named "Greenland" in one of the most notorious cases of false advertising in world history.
be so salty about it that over a thousand years later your descendants still kill themselves over it in a fit of self-loathing and rage.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

83 people in 100,000
in 100,000
100,000
greenland population : around 50,000

In other news - 41 people committed suicide in Greenland.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Alcoholism
Drug use
Rampant child molestation
Violence
Months with no sun

Take your pick. But to be fair the most greenlanders i've met have been genuinly nice open-hearted people who likes to laugh, so really feel bad for the troubles Denmark in large part have caused the greenlanders.

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

But why? Does it fuck with people's head that much? Do they go crazy because of it or just get depressed and say fuck it?

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

I know 2 people who killed themselves.. Pretty much everyone in the family has had friends who did it.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Greenland is basically Ice Mordor its very boring there not much to do.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

Maybe it's too green?

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

High rates of unemployment

James Harris
James Harris

OP here, I guess I would be depressed too, here are their biggest cities.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

lack of vitamin D
Its because of lack of sunlight.
We have those problems also. And the weather is to blame peticually overcast making everything gray for many months. I really HATE it!

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Tell me about Uzbekistan. I've always found Central Asia fascinating.

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

i live in northern BC and the lack of sunlight during the winter is bad enough here. get up, its dark. go to work in the dark, work all day, get home, its dark.

depressing as fuck.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

9 of my close friend have commited suicide. I have yet to hear about a suicide this year. Maybe I just don't bother anymore, maybe there hasno't been one, I don't know

John Lee
John Lee

I thought sunlight exposure is a factor why this happens. Since Greenland is near the north pole, it is expected that they have less daytime

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Light just has a big impact on your mood and energy levels. Where I live the worst time in December it's just bright outside during 9.00-15.00 or so, if you have NEET sleeping pattern basically you never see sunlight. Imagine being a week in a dark room, that'll cheer you up. It's also scientifically proven light affects depression, some places have rooms with bright lamps to offer some remedy.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

How and why did they do it ? Do you live in one of the "big" towns or a small one? How big was their town? Have you had success dating QT's or are there no grills there?

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

urbanfag
kill yourself, you're a disgrace to all true americans

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

I live in a small town and I like it, I was just saying that if those are the "biggest" then most people must live in tiny ass communities with no opportunities

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

Taking away the natural ways of man has its repercussions. Death to modern society.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Because Greenland is full of Ice and Iceland is full of green.

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

Not knowing anybody who killed themselves

look at this damn burger over here

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

I can't answer in their behalf, obviously. I think all the reasons OP included are pretty valid, he only lacks that maybe it's (was) a part of our culture. Victim mentality, and lack of hope also what the Dane said about abuse. Naturally it's a pretty harsh place to live in, especially if you're raised here. I can understand it doesn't bother newcommers that much, they spend up to 3 years and rarely ever decide to get old here.

Born and raised in Ilulissat, which at some point were the 'suicide capital'

My wife's a beaut, lived with two other qt's during puberty too. There are qt's, but they're rare. It depends on your taste, really. I like the non-Kalaallit looking ones.

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

is that something common over there?

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

Sadly it's the weather

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

The place looks fucking miserable. Winters here are miserable enough and for Greenland my typical winter experience is on par with their very best Summer days. There's nothing to explore, nothing to do, the high culture of the 21st century barely graces their existance at all and they are irrelevant on the world stage aside from playing host to some ice core drilling scientiests and a military base.

It's these people that should be given refugee asylum preference over all those rapefugees.

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

yes. Why do you think we eat so damn many anti depressants?

More people kill themselves than die from car accidents (maybe its because we bicycle so much?).

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

I know my dad tried to jump from a bridge but the cops catched him, so it doesn't count i guess.

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

I had a family member who lives in Yellowknife who tried to kill himself.

It's super depressing to live way up north. Dark 24/7 for a good portion of the year, nothing to do, nowhere to go.

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

The infertile environment without any trees and only few plants and dark winters is easy to blame. But if you're born in such environment you are used to that and it's perfectly normal. And if you have dark winters you also have summers blasting light 24/7. Probably the reasons are just like in any other countries, unemployment, futurelessness, drug abuse, depression-inclined culture.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

I go weeks without being anywhere near daylight, I've gone months with no sunlight. I wonder if some people are just immune to depression? Because I don't care at all, and I actually kind of hate the sun.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

There's nothing to explore, nothing to do
I have to disagree with you on that one. There's lots of explore. Get a boat, take a walk. There aren't that much to explore in towns, that's true. Travel, sail a boat, hunt.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Tuurngaits.

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

Maybe the freezing cold climate and being so dark all winter contributes to chronic depression...but I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud. Just a guess.

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Is weed available in Greenland?

Fuck, you guys can just work 4 days per week and then spend 3 days in fucking untouched nature high as fuck.

Literally my retirement dream.

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Eh, it's hard when you realize what life is like outside of the far north.

My cousin lived in Alberta for a few years, getting his degree. He then had to go back to the NWT for 5 years so he didn't have to pay his tuition under NWT's grant program.

When he went back to Yellowknife, shit got bad, he got really depressed and tried to kill himself. Now he's a child mentally and has seizures all the time.

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

untouched nature

ah yes how wonderful!

Oh you are from a warm nice country and have no idea how its like to live in real raw nature? Mate Greenlandic nature is beautiful but rough and cruel.

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

They're mostly natives and natives just sniff gas and die of boredom

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Is weed available in Greenland?
It is. But no hard drug, cocaine or whack have you, hash is pretty easy to get a hold of.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

whoa rare flag. Ive seen so much weird shit but Ive never seen Uzbekistan

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Stop betraying Kublai Khan you fucking turkic mongol rapebaby

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

live there for a year or two and you'll know

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

Are you white or Inuit

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Because Greenland is shit and its native population are drunk fuckers.

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

It's mostly natives. Natives here have high suicide rates also

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Inuit

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Are either Danes or Inuit discriminated against in some way in Greenland?

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

humans are fucking weird

t. drunk spurdo

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Iirc Inuit are 90%+ of the pop.

Mason Young
Mason Young

Inuit/Kalaallit, Greenalnders prefer Kalaallit, some prefer Inuit. It's basically the same.

What I've learned is kalaallit aren't that keen on Danes coming here for work and staying months or years and are payed more than kalaallit/inuit.

I know some who are against Danes, but what they have in common is, they're cringy potheads that won't do anything with their lives.

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

that's pretty interesting, thanks for sharing.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

I'm sorry to hear of your loss.

It sounds like there are some terrible cultural problems in Greenland. How much of it do you think is a result of being dragged into the 21st century?

Many native peoples seem to culturally struggle from modernisation.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

To be honest, I do not think about the cause of the suicides, I think it's pointless. Not to say there aren't any organization that try to prevent them, it's just my personal stand on it. Teachers and parents always come up with reasons why there are so many, I'd rather just listen to any reasons. Perhaps it's adapting to the 21st century, perhaps it's the alcoholic/abusive parents fault, maybe it's a personal choice.

Many native peoples seem to culturally struggle from modernisation.
That's true, and many of them rather drink and sob over loss and have no courage/will to move on. Again, I'd rather have nothing to do with them, it seems like the only option for me is listen whenever possible because I feel like giving advice is useless and/or can turn into enabling, somehow.

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

I think they should import migrants that will make them multicultural and therefore happier

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

he had more friends who suicided than you had friends overall

wew

James Price
James Price

They wanted to do that, but we said no thanks.

Christian Long
Christian Long

Come to Denmark and drink beer all day my friend we will pay you and your friends drinking party.

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

I live in Southern California and I hate this place

Everyday it's hot as fuck, everything is dry and dead, I just want to move to Northern Canada or UK or something.

I love rain but I never get to see it here

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

Sounds good, Danebro but I can't stay out all night, I have a family now. Might move and live in Denmark for a few years, we'll see.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

F-fredric?

Is that you?

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

Naa, sumioq?

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

One of these two posters will kill themselves at some point.

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

My associates and I are planning to make greenland great again.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

I get horribly depressed during winter in Iowa. I couldn't imagine living in a place like that.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Bahamas
Not sure u truly know what cold is

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

life giving diversity

Kill yourself cuck.

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

The best explanation I've heard is that when you know someone who has killed thenselves you're like twice as likely to lull yourself. If 1/4 people kills themselves then it stands to reason at least 2/4 probably are thinking a lot about it

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Nid haan ikko

Unani errona septana

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Come to Copenhagen you can chill with your people.
https://youtu.be/yiZCzZ9q1T4
https://youtu.be/d57g3N1bJuE
https://youtu.be/EwscS6MvDRg

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Kek, I saw drunk kalaallit last year in Aarhus they were always by Klostertorvet

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Do you know the current Hash price in your city right now?

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

In Nuuk 100-200 DKK. No idea about the size. I bought some in Denmark 3 or 5 gram for 300 DKK, so I imagine it's almost half the amount.

A little smaller up north, no idea about the prize. I smoke once a year, so don't take my word for it I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to drugs.

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

Who in the world has 9 friends? Better yet who in the world has 9 friends who are also all suicidal?

Greenland is a depressingly social.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

From age 11 to 26. You guys never made friends? How do you survive?

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

I'd like to live there if they weren't relative commies compared to FREEDOM.

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

they are similar to native americans I guess
Iike getting a bit drunk and killing themselves

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Where do you think you are man? Most /pol/acks have few friends.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

uh adults basically treat everyone like a friend until they fuck up or they are ugly

kys
why, maybe they never experienced drugs and pussy. world could be pretty dark without those

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

I stopped befriending people too. It's wiser to be selective of your friends.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

What kind of wild game is there in Greenland? Are there rabbits and caribou there?

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Yet you don't see me contemplating suicide

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Well spoken, Flabbababbawabbajabbanyoongah.

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

Likewise.

Ever consider leaving Greenland? Or do you plan on staying there forever?

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

Ever consider leaving Greenland? Or do you plan on staying there forever?
questions like this probably induce suicidal thoughts in young Greenlanders

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

I have no plans. Currently working 10-12 hrs a day, saving up without a certain purpose. We'll see what that leads to. My wife has been talking about traveling, but I'm kinda scared of ticking time bombs all over Europe.

Yes.

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

Because every white woman in Greenland is fucking non-whites and so white men are killing themselves.

William Robinson
William Robinson

Holy fuck, and considering the amount of territory they have... well, no wonder.

I certainly don't see myself living in a country where the population is so small and sparse.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Oo oo aa aa bloo bloo bloo bloo

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Same reason why suicide is so high in Alaska, lack of sun in the winter.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

I'd imagine the supermarkets are pretty sparse, so do you guys hunt regularly? Since its so cold you probably have to eat a lot of foods high in fat, right?

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

They do it cause tfw you taste kiviak for the first time.

Also their country is melting into the sea.

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

Come to alaska, it'll be America but homier

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

UNCOMMON

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

Because they live in a frozen desert and Native Culture has literally no point in the 21st century. They're correctly assessing the situation.

The ambitious ones, if they exist, should move south and join the modern world.

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Not in Nuuk, but the rest is pretty sparse. But not so sparse that we'd have to hunt/fish during winter to survive. Maybe not in Tunu, I thikn they rely on Iceland during winter for food, otherwise they'd have to hunt. We have the same food available in Denmark, so it's not THAT bad.

mfw we hold the key to the Age of Aquarius

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

It's the truth. White men all across Europe and America are killing themselves because of it. There's a reason whites have the highest suicide rates in the world while non-whites have the lowest and it's because you're all cucks. Just kill yourself cuckie.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

What kind of work is there to even do? I'd imagine it's just fishing and tourism.

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

/pol/thread/79771430#p79777777

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Just kill yourself cuckie.
Way ahead of you, nigger. Tried it, and I was afraid of it. We have no darkies/jews/muslims up here, there's Danes/Icelanders/Norwegians and us. Eurpopean teachers come by every once in a while, mostly bongs and frogs and some leafies.

Construction, danish military, stores, factories, you can fish/hunt, office, doctors, taxi-divers, and what have you.

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

so cal here too. i cant stand the heat, the liberals, and the lack of any real plant life other than suburban lawns

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

are you an eskimo

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

Both parents kalaallit, but some Norwegian from distant relatives. My light-brown hair switches between almost red and lighter according to season change. Mostly red-ish during summer, and little lighter during winter, no idea why. Is that normal?

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

fucking kek

Eli Price
Eli Price

Maybe when the sun comes out it bleaches it

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

why do i always feel like eskimo/inuit people are like super cuddly and cute and adorable as they stare across their Arctic with feels?

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

is it considered spam now?

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Are they short and all bundled up in your vision?

hwat

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

they are bundled safe from the elements

sleep tight eskimos

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

I mentioned Amanda and bleach in the same sentence and got the message that it was spam

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

I think it's very sweet hearing you 2 talk

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Greenland has one fifth the population of the city I live in

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPe0RTBildY

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

Do all your homes look like this? That may be a contributing factor. I hope you hang in there buddy. maybe you should try to go to school abroad. have you ever traveled outside greenland?

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

That's actually from my hometown in Ilulissat. Most of the blocks build are unattractive and no one wants to live there unless they can't afford any other place. They were built during when villages closed down and people had to move to towns, now they built them in Nuuk for the Danish military and workers that intend to stay here max 2-3 years.

I lived in Aarhus last year, that's as furthest I've gone. We're saving up now, wife wants to travel (as do I) maybe to Italy, or just somewhere.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

hang in there
don't trigger him

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

I googled amanda blEEch. Its some girl who killed herself by drinking bleach named amanda to dd

you will never be an eskimo bundled in brown animal skins outside the igloo looking into the distance squinting against the cold wind

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

Yo, that's fucking grim.

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

Do many people speak English?

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

it's a bloody depressing place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l1VuFBIOA

James Kelly
James Kelly

they need sunlamps

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

and here's a place where the suicide rate is technically 100%

https://mikedashhistory.com/2011/02/13/an-abandoned-lifeboat-at-worlds-end/

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

lel

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

It is because of the insane light conditions, all dark in winter and daylight at night in summer I guess, Lithuania has also an insanely high suicide rate.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

Anything is depressing with that music. This link too, I think it's supposed to signify the beauty of nature, but it's so lonely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW34jPhnwzw

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

prove it

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

(((They))) made Greenland socialist

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/dispatches/2009/10/the_suicide_capital_of_the_world.html

Connor Price
Connor Price

They live in a icy hellhole with nothing to do. You would probably be depressed too if you were stuck in a place that was slightly more inhabitable than antarctica.

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

I'd like to go sometime for a vacation :3 looks beautiful. does anyone do charter fishing trips? that music was depressing as fuck, you were right about that.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

I assume fishing is included when charting a boat, since they do chart boats for whale safari. During winter you can do sledge dog in Ilulissat and ice expeditions.

There are plenty of options for tourists, I imagine they have all the basic you'd want to experience as in when you go to Norway or any landscape that kinda resembles.

Main attractions are Nuuk and Ilulissat. Tourists love icebergs from my hometown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAwR16ogLQ

(from 1:35)

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

how do people commit suicide over there

whats your favorite thing about greenland

least favorite?

thanks for contributing to good bantz

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Kill me, Pete.

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

Implying he meant mixing races and not cultural diversity.like basic cable and broadband.
Calm the fuck down, burgerbro.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Newfoundland looks pretty much the same, probably more hospitable too, and isnt a remote location that is hard to get at.

Eli Price
Eli Price

nigga has google street view

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

First friend to commit suicide was by hanging himself in the classroom, we were at 6 grade back then. The second one shot his head off, and third drowned himself, then another hanging, fifth I didn't hear about the method, one electrocution (he was a /b/ tard) and another shot to the head.... Basically, hanging shooting, and drowning themselves.

What I like about is my childhood friends, and the fact that I can go to any place and have guarantee that I will meet somebody I know, I never really feel quite isolated. As much as there's suicide some people are really friendly, and I have a hard time being around people, so the people I know gives me quite a pleasure. Especially the ones I've had adventures with (biking in the mountains, fist fighting and generally teen mischievous stuff, they do stick with you)

Least favorite would have to be people at my age (30+) turning into alcohols and not taking care of themselves, having a job and so on. It's always disappointing when you meet them later on and they've just lowlifes, especially knowing they were so full of life when they were younger.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

thanks for answering

what's your occupation?

how did you find out about 4chins

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

it's because anime will never be real
I'm sorry I said it it's not true we have to believe

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

greenlander

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

do you know this guy?

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

I work in Nuuk Imeq, and my wife's working in a kindergarden. We might return to Ilulissat in january, or travel somewhere else for a while.

My friends told me about it back in 2006-2008, but didn't really started lurking maybe in 2010. Because shit internet up here.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

what's this

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

That's a place in Ilulissat where you can buy fish and other stuff fishermen/hunters have caught.

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

are Greenland natives degenerate drunken fucktards like Canadian natives or are they ok?

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

What kind of food do you guys eat? Do you have any western fast food places or anything like that?

Ayden White
Ayden White

is that a nigger? please tell me there aren't niggers in greenland

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

danes

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

They have mcdonalds

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

I had a pet theory that leading cause is lack of prospect in partners.

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

other stuff like whales and seals?

I had whale when I visited Norway. Beefy

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Most of them have sobered up, 40-50 yo are more drunks, and below are taking a pretty good care of themselves.

We have basically the same food available as in Denmark, only less varieties and greens aren't recommended during winter. But apples, oranges they're pretty OK. We have Thai food, I have no idea when Thai people started showing up to open thai restaurants. It seems like all of a sudden they were there.

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

Thai people started showing up to open thai restaurants.

I'm guessing it's the family of some poor Thai mail order wife

David Hill
David Hill

WTF is this

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Sad. Nobody talks about suicide among white men either. I know their pain.

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Just take a vitamin D supplement, those are shown to work well.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Kek they multiply because they've been studying it like there's no tomorrowl. Wait, are thai good at math, or was is chinese?

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

Its becouse darkness your inside clock doesnt like 6 hours of daylight and you are sleepy at all time and depressed

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

This thread made me sad, Greenbro. Hope everything goes fine for you and your wife.

If you ever want to visit a small place where people are friendly, you'll feel right at home here in Portugal. Just avoid Lisbon, I'm sure you'll love everything else.
Best of luck buddy

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

Don't be sad Portubro. You're welcome here as well, if you'd like. Greenland's not as sad as it sounds.

I have an early morning, just realized it's fuck-o'-clock, gotta sleep.

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

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THANKS GREENLAND

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

RARE
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Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

I'll be sure to keep that in mind too. My long time girlfriend and likely future wife loves walking and being around nature, so it would be interesting for sure.

Have a good night mate

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

Oh, well you could get one of those lamps that emulates sunlight for your desk, and put it on normal daylight hours. It will trick your body into thinking it is daytime I think, so you would probably not be so tired all the time.

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