Aus/pol/ general - Turnbull about to get thrown the fuck out edition.

William Long
William Long

COUNTING RESUMES

Tally Room
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm

Live updates
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https://youtu.be/8tqXSPkDbX4
https://youtu.be/9wT9XS_TvzQ
https://youtu.be/-1-RnnYLa-o
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=all&sort=latest
http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2016/07/whats-going-on-with-house-seat-numbers.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/ford/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672142/Call-Quexit-Pauline-Hanson-elected-senate-election-2016.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/election-2016-derryn-hinch-mocks-pauline-hanson-cctv-in-mosques/7569934
https://www.adamscable.com/internet.html
http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/antony-green-says-aec-election-count-just-not-right/news-story/61647b13c37c5203367baf459a643736
Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

tell OP he's dreaming

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Gonna be hung desu

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

ITT op commits suicide

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

I think it's 68-71 Labor or something now.

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

i'm bored as fuck of this election

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Think of the dank memes and leftist butthurt though

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

bullet train is pretty great. i take it all back.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

ABC24 just said that we might see some results by the end of the day
might
AAAAHHHHHHHH

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Nothing makes me more happier than seeing Wyatt Roy lose

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

counting restart when

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

Coalition will get to 75

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

Sup Forums should I run as a One Nation rep in my leftie ass suburb come next cycle? It seems like it would be fun. Anyone here ever actually done anything in politics?

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

AEC figures are lagging (to be extra safe). ABC's are more accurate desu.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

Coalition will get to 75

We've known that for days you fucking schmuck. The question is whether Malcolm Turnbull will get dragged out by his heels or not and whether Labor of the L/NP will be the government.

L/NP doesn't want to be held hostage to the Greens, but Labor might be prepared to.

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

Who /Keen4Pauline/ here?

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Can they do it?

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Greens aren't the only cross benchers, genius. The Coalition can form government with the support of Katter or Xenophon.

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

Can they do it?

With that sort of swing they've done it bar the shouting. The question is how much of a difference Xenophon will make once the counting has finished and the haggling begins.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

yfw when lefties call for a re-count after they inevitably lose

David Clark
David Clark

Greens aren't the only cross benchers, genius.

Sure, but the Greens are the fucking worst.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

one nation should agree to form government with the coalition under the condition that libs give up a seat for a one nation house of rep

James White
James White

this this this
Little guy will have to go get a real job on normal wages.
suicide in under 12 months

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

Do it.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

but..that's..not..how it works...

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

JUST

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

Australian education

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

it will happen senpai

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

all about bargaining australian politics

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

The current political mess in Australia, and the damage its doing to the economy is a real concern.

Looks exactly like what we had in New Zealand in 1973, and again in 1990. We've only just gotten out of that mess, only after losing 10% of our population.

In fact over here we are shaking our heads at how badly you guys are shooting yourselves in the foot. You made $85 billion from resources between 2002-2010, with nothing to show for it yet are in massive debt and no major party has a plan to get out. Its like they just expected China to always prop up the Australian economy and never worked out a contingency just in case... We've worked through our massive crisis caused when Britain joined the EU and have diversified our economy and are finally in a good place. To the point now people flooding back in and we can't house them. You guys need to learn from our mistakes and pull your socks up real quick or you'll be fucked for decades. Just like we were.

My fear is whatever government is formed will collapse within a year and you will be doing this over again. Its like watching Bolivian or Italian politics. Never expected this of you Australia. Wishing you all the best.

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

all about bargaining
yeah mate, let's just overturn the will of the voters and give ON a seat in the lower house, she'll be right mate, it's all about bargaining.

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

I wonder what he'll even do

Most politicians are lawyers and simply go back to their law firm after they lose office

Roy was studying politics, not law, and he didn't even graduate

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Our economy is shit despite our unstable politics, not because of it. We're fucked either way.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

One Nation
yeah you could open a bank by printing money

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Australians are too arrogant to take advice from NZ.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

they overturned the will of the voters when turnbull backstabbed Tony Abbott. Turnbull would agree to the deal to keep government

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Even though knifing PMs is frowned upon, it's still completely allowed.
Suggesting that an MP can give up his seat for a member from a different party is just retarded, and you're a tip top shitposter for even suggesting it.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Except we don't vote for prime ministers

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

Just stop posting, retard.

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

implying federal reserve banks don't already do this

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

Its like watching Bolivian or Italian politics.
Parliament can get pretty childish, but i've yet to see them slap each other with dildos.

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

Holy shit you're retarded. When Abbott was backstabbed, it was an internal Liberal party change of leader. Nobody did any deals where an elected member of parliament was replaced

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

It may be allowed but its not much different imo

Fuck you cunt

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

see , learn to comprehend m80

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

how was changing senate voting a good idea.
6 silly choices instead of 1?????

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

Except we don't vote for prime ministers

Which is why we've been through 5 PM's in 5-years (Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull) with each one stabbing the other in the back.

Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?

Aiden White
Aiden White

It may be allowed but its not much different imo
your opinion doesn't really count for much, m8

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

Chinese news is saying it's tied and will take weeks to get a definitive result.

The fix is in.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

its true tho familia, it may not happen but im right just like tones is

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

It was a good idea from my point of view.
Who can be fucked filling out 150 boxes? And picking just 1 leads to all sorts of problems.
I'm glad the senate is more feral than before.

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull
Not for long, soon it will be Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbot, Turnbull, Abbot

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?

No, the rest of the world imported millions of rapists while we put them in island prisons, so we're the ones laughing now.

The funny thing is now we'll either get an ALP-Greens coalition or a LNP-One Nation alliance in the senate, so it could go either way.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Can't fucking wait.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

I'm no fan of the Budgie Smuggler, but at least Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself the way Turnbull has.

What is it with Turnbull's rambling, incoherent and disconnected speechs? Is it because he thinks no one is listening or because he's lost the fucking plot?

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

implying the reserve bank isn't independent of government

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

And before that it was one PM for 10 years.

William Ward
William Ward

Do you realise that we've become a laughing stock to the rest of the world?
We aren't taking in refugees. Europe wishes they had this shit.

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

yfw Trump
yfw Brexit
yfw Pauline

It's happening isn't it

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

It creates feral senates full of interest groups that are diverse as fuck. Now the Greens can't force shit through via influencing the ALP, because they also need some meme candidates to pass bills.

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

ABC's are more accurate
AEC just do it to be extra safe
there's a constituency with a 25 vote margin
ABC was wildly off the entire night of first counting
backtracked about every 5 minutes
ABC's are more accurate

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

odds on labor changed from $4 to $4.50 in the last hour...... (sportsbet)

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

He thinks he is the smartest guy in the room and that everyone loves him. He waffles because he's so much better than mere 3 word slogans.

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Odds are stacked in the coalitions favour, my guess is that they will hold 73 seats and the crossbenchers are mostly conservative so they could strike a deal.

It's impossible for Labor to win more seats than the coalition and Labor stupidly decided to pre-emptively deny doing any deals with independents. The Greens will only help Labor if they get their own seat in the cabinet which is not happening.

Labor really should not be smug about this election, they are getting invested for electoral fraud in some marginal seats which could mean a few bi-elections and them losing those seats to devastating swings away from them. I don't see why nobody is calling for Shorten to resign.

If Mal loses it will be 7 PMs in 7 years. John Howard cries himself to sleep every night

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself
https://youtu.be/8tqXSPkDbX4
https://youtu.be/9wT9XS_TvzQ
https://youtu.be/-1-RnnYLa-o

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

odds on labor changed from $4 to $4.50 in the last hour...... (sportsbet)

The fix is in... RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Tfw me mum voted pauline as well. Feels fantastic senpai.

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

We had great stability in Prime Ministers before Gillard

It's not the system that's broken It's the parties devolving into Italian-tier chaos and people losing trust in the parties over the years and both sides of politics have become unfavourable to a lot of people

Howard lasted 11 years
Keating lasted 5(?) years
Hawke lasted 9 years
Fraser lasted 6(?) years
Even Whitlam lasted 3 years even how tumultuous his term was

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

he probably is the smartest guy in the room, he was a rhodes scholar after all. everyone loving him depends on the room he's in also.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

this is referring to tony

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608

It's begun. Hope Pauline destroys the Human Rights Commission.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

But who will get my guns back!

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

vids 1 and 3 are tony being a mad cunt as usual.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

Liberal Democrats

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

but at least Abbot didn't make an absolute cock of himself the way Turnbull has.

I think you have a very rosy, blinded memory of Tony Abbott

He made a cock out of himself pretty much every week

His continued blunders and PR failures were one of the reasons he never regained popularity.

Also Malcolm might be a bad speaker but Abbott was about x10 worse. Literally the worst orator I've seen in Australian Politics.

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

It's not the system that's broken It's the parties devolving into Italian-tier chaos and people losing trust in the parties over the years and both sides of politics have become unfavourable to a lot of people

Too true.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

85 billion is like 1 years worth of neetbux, mining boom was overratted

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=all&sort=latest

Seat by seat updates as they come in. Nothing interesting has happened yet, though.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

I was talking about Turnbull though.

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

What is it with Turnbull's rambling, incoherent and disconnected speechs?

It's quite funny. Everyone always used to say how intelligent and well spoken Turnbull was. Turns out he's anything but.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Abbot is better spoken than Turnbull
What could you possible be basing this on?

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

we do, just unofficially.

You think the average person gives 2 dicks who their local member is? i mean i do, Christopher Pyne looks like a pedo and i don't want that representing me, but i'm obviously in the minority here.

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

his oral skills were poor but he made up for it in substance

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Why did everyone hate based Tones?
He wasn't PC, like Trump he said and did what he wanted.
Inb4 knights and dames.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

i don't know m8, ya mum was a pretty bad orator imo

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

We don't have as many """""Refugees""""" sure, but nothing gets fucking done because we've become a Klingon Cruiser where you rank up to captain by assassinating the captain. Nobody gives a fuck about the country any more, nobody runs on ideology, principles or platform it's just a shitfest of backstabbing and negative ad campaigns while nothing else gets done in the meantime.

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

Who do we want to win lads?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

It's quite funny. Everyone always used to say how intelligent and well spoken Turnbull was. Turns out he's anything but

It's not just me then. Sure I understand the problems with the Construction Board, but really? Fucking REALLY?

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

A klingon cruiser

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

All we hear is the Australia richest and best at everything meme

Pity that. But understand. The US would never listen to Canada for instance. Hmmm scrap that, no one should listen to Canada atm.

not using dildos
Don't post that. Penny wong would get excited. Unless she's one of those one that won't anything dickshaped into her militant feminazi vag.

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

People think they do. I wonder if these past 5 years have made people realise that they actually are not?

Hunter White
Hunter White

He's a buffoon.

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

ALA looks to be a success. They won't win anything on their own, but they're directing decent quotas to One Nation.

WA
0.14
QLD
0.135

These could actually give One Nation 1 or 2 more senators

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Who do we want to win lads?

Anyone but fucking Labor.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

When he was PM, he had to watch his back for that traitorous snake Turnbull. This kept Tone in a weak position, and the public could sense it.
Tone is very loyal to the Liberal party, and that virtue was his greatest undoing. When he won the leadership, he should have absolutely fucked Malcolm and made it clear that he was not welcome at all. Instead, he made him communications minister and gave him a symbolic middle finger with the knights and dames bullshit.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Pretty sure they have that sealed off, daresay it'll thin out but.

The real meme is pic related. Seems like all the postals went nick for some reason.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

oh that's barker by the by

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

All we hear is the Australia richest and best at everything meme

That meme is about 10 years old. The mining boom is over and debt is through the roof. The only thing we have going for us is construction and that is unsustainable.

The fact that more Australians are now moving to New Zealand than the other way around should tell you enough.

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

Best case scenario: Liberals win (just), they replace Turnbull, and One Nation holds the balance of power in the Senate

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Seems like all the postals went nick for some reason.

Easier to manipulate postal votes??

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

Only gaining 2.3% on second preferences

JUST

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

One Nation holds the balance of power in the Senate

FFS! There's a reason that cow has been out of power all these years you know.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

I was trying to think of an analogy. Try that planet of futurama where you become emperor by killing the old emperor. It's all the same shit. Backstabbing has been better than ideas and has been for years in our politics.

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

Nah. Postal votes typically favour the Liberals, but those same people who do postal votes think the Liberals are a bit shit this time.

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

seems weird (((they))) would manipulate votes to a staunch nationalist that wants to return refugees to their country. Maybe.

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

prevoter here, went for the Xeno squad.

Xeno 4 lyfe

Jordan White
Jordan White

seems weird (((they))) would manipulate votes to a staunch nationalist that wants to return refugees to their country. Maybe.

Maybe it's because (((they))) benefit from all of the instability. Plus during a construction boom lots of loans means goy money coming in.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Tone is playing 5D chess while the rest are playing checkers. He will be PM by the end of the year and will be in power for the next 20 years.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

Indi Electorate is held by Indy party and will remain that way

This is funny

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

all i want is to see greens BTFO and go back to political obscurity

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

That's starting to happen. Despite all the hype, the Greens failed to gain any lower house seats and might actually lose one or two in the senate. They peaked in 2010.

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

tfw tones outdoes Howard. all the cucks yelling one term Tony will be proved very wrong

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Exactly. Fraser, Hawke, Keating, Howard 1975-2007. That's like fucking forever with only 4 changes at the top. And then go back to Menzies who led for what 17, 18 years?

Not to bang on about the Kiwi experience at our worst 1989-90, we went through 4 PMs in the space of 16 months.

Part of the reason we are on the improve is only 2 leaders since Helen Clarke got in in 1999. And that's not likely to change as John Key looks well on track to win a fourth term.

Again, interesting to watch. Over therebyouve done great things dealing with rapefugees, and I hope by the end of the week you'll have a government in place. I think the best you could hope for is Libs with Xenophon One Nation backing. But even that would not be stable. And thats not accounting for Turnbull who I'd expect to rolled before Christmas.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

ALA looks to be a success

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

Don't get me moist desu senpai, I dream of that every fucking day.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

didnt they win the seat of (((melbourne))) in the lower house?

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Analysis by the West Australian’s economics editor, Shane Wright, suggests the Liberal party recorded a 32.5% primary vote in this election, which would be the party’s lowest primary since 1972, when it got 32.04%.

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

I actually miss the madman. I hope he does become PM again, even though they'll probably lose the next election

Obviously they failed miserably, but there preferences will help Pauline

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

They won it in 2010. Holding the seat isn't really an achievement.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

their*

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

I reckon he'll be back, but it could be politically dangerous for him to return this year.
His easiest path would be if Labor won this election, boots Turnbull, then returns as opposition leader.
Whoever is elected PM now will have a hell of a time trying to get anything done. I don't think Tone wants to suffer the embarrassment twice.

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

For those who didn't spot it: Antony really did have to correct a bitch. Actually, several bitches.

http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2016/07/whats-going-on-with-house-seat-numbers.html

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

1975 was a bit whack though, we could be heading to that again actually with how everything seems to be shaping up, this time without a majority in the lower house.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

They'll lose on senator in SA thanks to NXT, but despite them not picking up any lower house seats, there were big swings towards them in Batman and Wills.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

is there an anti migrant party winning? im not clued up on aussie politics?

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

they're preferences will help Pauline
Voters choose their own preferences now. I hope many ALA voters choose to preference One Nation, but ALA won't have much to do with it.

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

If I hate refugee intake because of security risks and abundance of welfare cheats, is it unusual that I'm not against workers coming in on visas and actually doing shit and paying tax? Most people are either for both or neither. Am I missing something? pic unrelated

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

I know, but they really should have gained Batman, given all the scandals surrounding David Feeney. They couldn't even beat him on the primary vote kek.

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

$2000 dollar deposit to AEC, if you don't get enough votes you won't get it back.
One Nation will give you support but nothing in the way of finances, and suggest you will need $5000-$10000 to run a campaign

Find a rich bro to bank roll, or start fundraising now

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

yeah they are winning the senate

I voted 1 ALA but preferenced One Nation as my 2nd preference. I'll probably put One Nation 1 next time as they seem to have a bigger following than ALA and therefore a better chance of having more power

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

I reckon he'll be back, but it could be politically dangerous for him to return this year.

If Labor form the government with (say) NXT as a coalition, then I agree the Tonemeister should wait, but if Turnbull manages to pull it off somehow then waiting might not pay off.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

this faggot

What happened to the abc's 75 seat count to the LNP the other night

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

We only do ones that have been clearly won
Numbers went back and forth all night as we got it horrifically fucking wrong

Seriously they had LNP on 74 at one point. He's talking shit.

Robert Young
Robert Young

Yeah, I heard that Feeney ran an awful campaign. Kelvin Thompson was the retiring member for Wills and they put a literally who in his place. Plus the greens advertised fucking everywhere. I'd see ads for the Greens even if I was reading fucking Breitbart.

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

WTF, I thought LNP was behind?

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

durrr durrr dumb dumb da lefties!!!1 durrr

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Greens online ads are targeted at people who also view gay pornography.

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Yeah, I know. I think most people who voted ALA will have preferenced One Nation though.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

I think the complete opposite. Why should Tone wait if Labor pull this election off? Turnbull should resign in disgrace, and Tone can return to reunite the party.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

:^)

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Because he's a moron. Of course Abbot would appeal to double digit IQ sub humans such as yourself.

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

tfw voted for sex party and marijuana party 1&2

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

That meme is about 10 years old. The mining boom is over and debt is through the roof

No thanks to libtards not taxing companies making money off of or resources.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

double digit IQ sub humans
You can't even spell his surname right. Neck yourself, you dense fuck.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

Is this Labour party gonna let in the rapefugees?

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Results coming in from Forde http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/ford/

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

yfw when based mal takes your welfare cheque behind the shed

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

only a little more than the liberals
major parties

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/pauline-hanson's-comments-could-lead-to-violence:-soutphommosane/7568608
Dr Soutphommasane said there was a sense of "deja vu" about the latest rhetoric.
He recalled first listening to it in the 1990s, as a young man of Asian heritage himself.

Dr Soutphommasane a man of Asian heritage

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

"""""""no"""""""

Xavier White
Xavier White

so did the jews win

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

Why should Tone wait if Labor pull this election off?

Because Turnbull won't resign whatever happens, they will have to drag him out on his heels.

The Tonemeister could bide his time in opposition letting Turnbull fuck up and then seize power again if and when an election is imminent.

Too many things could happen in opposition and its worthless if Tone is not both party leader and PM.

Labor will fuck up - they always do.

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

Do it user I'm probably going to do it in my regional QLD electorate next election I would have a really good chance

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Stupid frogposter

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

mfw i just took a 100mg THC capsule because i live in the land of freedom

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

By 2025, Labor will increase Australia's annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government of 13,750

From Labor's website

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Kinda. Not the same kind as you get in Europe though, because they can't usually sail here.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

Rekt

David Parker
David Parker

This

David Smith
David Smith

No thanks to libtards not taxing companies making money off of or resources.

There was no way you were ever gonna get the levels of revenue from a mining tax that were being touted.

The miners would have shut down the mines until a more reasonable government came in first.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

land of freedom
2 states with legal weed
illegal prostitution
highest incarcerated population on the planet
21 to do anything of value except driving

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Because he's a moron
He's most likely smarter than everyone you know and have ever known

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

I aint happy about that, I was planning to flee to Australia if it got too bad here.

Why is it always the White countries letting in all these third worlders?

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

it doesnt matter if its just 1 state
it being legal in at least 1 state means ANY state can buy these professional products online

1 state legalizing weed = ANY state able to buy THC pills now

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

where

is

tone

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

1 state legalizing weed = ANY state able to buy THC pills now

Enjoy your federal prison faggot.

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

doesn't handle the rest of the issue
you can still be arrested for these items in your home state if caught
implying you couldn't buy top tier weed online for 10+ years on sites like silk road and it's predecessors/successors

Jason White
Jason White

only 148 votes in it, super tight

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Informality:5.25%
Enrolment:99,091

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Why do all these candidates sound like they have pornstarnames

van Manen
Hardman
Sally Spain

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Whose gonna win cowan lads?

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

Whose gonna win cowan lads?

Labor. Not by much tho

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

We don't have enough jobs fuckhead. We have unemplyment spiralling to upwards of 25% among 18-30 year olds, and you want to import chinks to fill jobs? Every chink working on a visa is one more dole bludger who couldn't find a job even if he tried.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Enjoy your sour grapes, faggot

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

silk road
please you dumb faggot
silk road is literally just renamed to AlphaBay with even more fucking security such as the PGP method
you guys are just fucking normies who dont understand the internet & think all it consists of is facebook, reddit, and Sup Forums
just shut the fuck up

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Enjoy your sour grapes, faggot

At least I can smoke some kush without worrying about a bunch of paramilitaries breaking the fucking door down - Yank!

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

ONE SEAT. TWO TO TANGO!

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

You dont even have fucking guns, dont act like you have pharmaceutical grade THC tablets

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

We need to do what the UK is proposing. Kick out people earning less than a certain amount to get rid of the low wagers who are very literally taking jobs from people, and then still allow in skilled workers on specific visas if and only if the government decides there is a shortage of workers in some area.

it's predecessors and successors

It's the most well known, was certainly the most publicised and my point still holds. pic related

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

yeah okay, i see you've resorted to memes
we're done here

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

GET OUT FOUR STARS! DELETE THIS.

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

ONE SEAT. TWO TO TANGO!

Agreed. If NXT win Grey then they will probably be kingmaker.

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

They'll never deal with the Greens. NXT will probably have two MPs, and they're centrists. Otherwise, there's 2 IND and Katter.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

Bert van Manen bangs Sally Spain's brains out while her husband Des Hardman watches on

yeah sounds like a pornhub title

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

odds back to $4 now.
20 or 30 minutes ago they were $4.50

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

So what's the deal? As everything stand right now who is favoured? Redpill me, Nigel.

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

I wouldn't think too much of the bookies odds as they had libs with an easy win before the election

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Nigel

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

it's another irrelevant losers getting into the senate episode

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Sick of it desu, we really need to stop voting ALP and LNP into there.

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

Voting results suggest the majors are losing their relevancy.

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

I'm Commander Fuckin Keen for Pauline!

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

John Howard's telling libs to not cut there throats quite yet, I want good ol john back

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

How's it looking lads? LNP minority government?

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

If labor wins, will the NBN be modded from Abbott's shit implementations of it in any way?

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

is it true one nations won 4 seats?

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Xenophon Team losing some of its lead in Grey with all these postal votes

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

LNP minority government?
Yeah most likely LNP will get 75 or 76 seats. If 75 will govern with Katter's support.

is it true one nations won 4 seats?
No they have won 1 senate seat (Pauline in Queensland) and are in with a chance at winning two others (NSW and WA) these last two are far from certain though.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

No. the NBN was never intended to be rolled out the way labor layed it out from the beginning. the Reason Labor started it was because they knew they'd lose the next election and they wanted to hot-potato it to Liberal to make it seem like Liberal cracking down on it was them being the bad guys.
the NBN was doomed from the start.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

NXT has received over 200k votes. I don't even understand what his appeal is?

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

the NBN was doomed from the start.
I've got mine.

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

I don't even understand what his appeal is?

He's not Labor, Liberal or greens.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

same

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

Oh well, I'm getting between 40-80Mbps depending on time of day so I've lost interest in it anyways. Still would've been nice to have some decent infrastructure around here though, if it weren't for those out of touch idiots responsible for it.

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

all I care about is muh NBN!
Shit was fucked from the start lad
Labor had 2 terms and did fuck all rollouts and had they won in 2013 would still have probably done fuck all.

Instead though we get second rate copper from libs. Either way it was fucked.

tfw rollout hasnt started in my area at all and most likely several years away
JUST

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Stop voting for meme parties you idiot. Voting Lib Dem is as good as a donkey vote.

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Me.

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

Wish I could say the same about my GF. Bretty good oral skills, but acts like my substance is acid. Cunt.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

its hopeless so dont try, just vote for major parties
Kys

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

and they wanted to hot-potato it
Labor do this with everything -- health, NDIS, education and the NBN

They promise the world (like ridiculous heath and education spending) and then start screaming "CUTS" when the Liberals don't match their absurd spending

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

Read some of the policies on his website. Strikes a chord with protectionist muh Australian jobs types

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

Top work, lads.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

mfw some cunt said that letting One Nation in would be bad for Australia

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

tfw no NBN

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

First TRUMP
Second BREXIT
Now AUS THIRD PARTY OPTIONS

we need a catchy one word phrase

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

ON only has the senate you shitter, government is formed in the house of reps

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

It's 2016

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

number 2 gets me every time

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

we need actual strong minor parties so it's not 50 one issue cucks getting in and preferencing ALP/LNP every time

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

taking shitposting this seriously

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

tfw got nbn but it's literally no different to the internet I had before when it's not 3am

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

only pretending to be retarded

Connor James
Connor James

liberal democrats
giving guns back

LAUGHTER

Mate, they're just a DUDE WEED LMAO party since that's the majority of their supporter base, its cucks who would otherwise vote for the Greens.

Even if the LDP wanted to give our guns back, they'd let in that many fucking browns that it would be fucking pointless since we'd not even have a country left, because the ((((free market)))) willed it.

If you want your guns back vote for SHOOTERS FISHERS AND FARMERS (shoot fucking faggots) or PAULINE

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

start a new party.
policies which capture every demographic with centrist policies, with an empasis on protecting "Australia" the continent so you retain greens/enviro/abo interest ( while being wholey irrelevant in the scheme of things) while also protecting "Australia" the nation.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672142/Call-Quexit-Pauline-Hanson-elected-senate-election-2016.html

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-05/election-2016-derryn-hinch-mocks-pauline-hanson-cctv-in-mosques/7569934

Hinch is a fucking faggot cunt. What a piece of shit.

John Long
John Long

HJYJ7emN
HYEMN

HYMEN

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

It's like fucking watergate, everything is gunna have an -exit on the end of it for years, even if it makes no sense or can't be said properly.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

If that happens I'll laugh forever. Also that'll domino to WA then SA/NT and probably TAS after that too.

Will personally be calling the Italian one Italeave.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

nonce that is anti-nonce
pro-LBGT/gay marriage
pro safe schools
muh animals and muh greenpeace
kiwi

Who knew he was a faggot?

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

They really need to cal Czexit Czechout or why even live

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

fuck this kiddy fiddling cunt

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

nonce that is anti-nonce
so he is a self hating projector? kek mfw when he is the first person to go on the pedo list followed by the rest of Sup Forums

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

I hope they dump this faggot with the half term. No doubt all the SJWs will line up to suck his cock for bitching about One Nation.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

xenomorph
sending refugees back

what

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

Thanks guys I guess there's nothing better to spend money on than the future of the white race. See ya'll come 2018 in our state elections.

Nolan James
Nolan James

Trust Melbin to elect him over One Nation.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

The fuck are you even talking about. The NBN as a policy wasn't even announced until 2009, 2 years into the first term.
They then needed to create NBN co, negotiate contracts with Telstra and Optus, start a trial program and rollout plan and start hiring contractors to do the work. Contractors who then need to invest in the gear to perform the rollout.
By 2011 there were trucks busting out fibre around the inner suburbs of WA all over the place. It wasn't until the lead up to the 2013 election that everything ground to a halt. Liberals announcing their plans to change the rollout meant private contractors who invested significant capital into equipment to perform the works were hung out to dry. They had to start selling it, being unsure they would even have the work to recover the costs.
We experienced a shortage in skilled techs to do the hookups because, again, no one knew if they were going to have jobs.

Had the libs not shat all over the rollout only 2 years into the actual implementation, it would be busting along fine.

Labor had 2 terms and did fuck all rollouts

Fuck this triggered me. You're the dumbest motherfucker in this thread.

David Kelly
David Kelly

policies which capture every demographic with centrist policies, with an empasis on protecting "Australia" the continent so you retain greens/enviro/abo interest ( while being wholey irrelevant in the scheme of things) while also protecting "Australia" the nation.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Preferential voting you dip

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

yes. ill never vote lib cause of what they did to my internet. i could be streaming 4k porn to my vr goggles. instead i cant even watch netflix.

fucking absolute cunts

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

Why does the commonwealth have 3rd world internet?

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

Had the libs not shat all over the rollout only 2 years into the actual implementation, it would be busting along fine.

Except for it being overbudget and behind schedule before Liberals got in.

But then to socialist authoritarians the amount of money and time spent on a massive wealth redistribution and cross subsidisation project is generally irrelevant.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Holy fuck, I had a good chuckle. Mate, Tones will never be relevant again.

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Depending on the outcome of the assessment, individuals must either be returned to their country of origin where safe and practical to do so, or settled in another country with the co-operation of the UNHCR.
Good shit. "Not in australia" is effectively the policy.
Government must ensure the safety and security of refugees in offshore processing centres, including timely health and mental health care.
International agencies such as the UNHCR, Red Cross and media organisations should have access to any detention centres.
Whistleblowers must be protected for speaking out.
Other points on """refugees""". They're fine and dandy.

The man is centrist after all.

lel

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Still don't understand why the ALP didn't preference Xenophon in SA. It could end up costing them government.

Gotta protect the duopoly, I guess.

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

dont worry, friend

https://www.adamscable.com/internet.html

I have the 15MB plan

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Oh no!

Are we cuckolds now lads?
I dont want to be a cuckold

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

I have guns, and I'd rather have them than listen to a stoned fuckwit crap on about DUDE WEED LMAO.

Also, cannabanoid use disqualifies you from owning guns if you answer the NICS form honestly

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Speak for yourselves

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Wait, I thought preferences don't work that way any more? Or is it just the Senate?

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

Bill Shorten, the rest of Labor and Greens sound more salty about Australia electing Pauline Hanson than the Remain camp in UK.

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

a big part of it is infrastructure worldwide.

if netflix doesn't have a major hub in australia then the ISPs literally have to carry the signal there on the underwater cables. distance is a big deal. this is why, say, south korea, has the best internet in the world. no one is more than 100 miles from a massive server stack.

there's more to it than that but thats kinda simplified.

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

Just the senate. I'm talking about preferences on the HTV cards. Most voters follow those and instead of preference Xenophon, Labor chose to run an open ticket.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

*preferencing

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

IT IS OVER BUDGET AND OVER SCHEDULE UNDER TURNBULLS NEW PLAN.

Drastically.

Not only are we getting substandard out dated infrastructure, we are pissing fucking money into telstra (Which Turnbull has shares in) to fix the telephone lines that they let degenerate. Then they go ahead and BUY the degenerated copper lines at some massively inflated cost to implement into their shitty network.

The whole point of the project was to invest into the Australian future. The Liberals were actually the ones who pushed Labor into going full fibre.

If this NBN is their plan for the future. Then god help us all.

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

tfw NBN soon

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

how much do you pay a month for internet?

i pay $65 for internet, phone, and tv :(

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

same senpai, my area used to be a rural area but it's turning into suburbia. My internet in in 2009 was the same my current NBN speeds. Prior to the NBN though my internet would only be at a reasonable speed after midnight because of all the new suburbian fuckheads streaming HD Cuckflix tv shows, cuck porn and the Voice well into the night in my area.

Levi Young
Levi Young

I don't know, work pays for it. Got fibre-house brought in for me specifically because my area doesn't even have NBN yet. Feelsgoodman.

Only bad thing is a 1tb data limit between the two of us.

Chase White
Chase White

As a Queenslander I sort of approve, as long as we can take the New England region with us too

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

data limits

ill never know that feel, thank fuck

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

It was only 2 years into a 10 year rollout and had only just completed the trial before Libs announced their plans to fuck with it.

It's now 20 billion over the libs budget, rolling out even slower and 10x fucking worse. AND it's now allowed competitors like TPG to shark prime customer bases while the libtards circlejerk the NBN into the fucking ground.

Liberal supporters will somehow defend this while we're balls deep in recession and small business move to Singapore.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

Yeah I used to have a 50gb data limit in a house of 8 people while at Uni. Luckily it was off between 11pm and 9am so I could torrent the fuck out of stuff over night with a good ~40mb/s download speed (which was cracking back then for England) but I had to be very fucking careful in the day, we all did. Never hit the limit here thank god, and a tb is a lot of data but still makes me worried because I work from home on the internet so it's kind of necessary for life to function.

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

1tb
bad
feels bad living in an area that will never ever receive fibre

yeah you will, unless you like in a "diverse" city like jew york.

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Very nice

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

no, I wont

I lived in NYC 16 years, had 55/30 speeds, no data limit, moved to NJ, had 40/15, no data limit, now I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Pennsylvania, my IP routes to a town 15 miles away, and I pay for 35/15 and I get 5/.3 but still no data limit

data limits are suicide for american ISPs, though I think comcast does it where they're the monopoly, but luckily we dont have many areas like that

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Labor did a deal with the libs. Labor didn't preference NXT in SA, and in return the Libs didn't preference the greens in Batman, Grayndler etc. Also Labor gave prefs to Libs over Nats in 3 cornered contests.

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Guys, I've fixed the Liberal Party, and consequently, Australia. What we need is the second coming of a Messiah, a Saviour. Someone who's been around the block, who has the measure of the pathetic Labor opposition, and can unite the party and reclaim the respect of the public.

Sup Forums, I bring you:

JOHN HOWARD

Here we go:

John Alexander resigns his seat of Bennelong and is rewarded with an embassy
John Howard recontests his old seat in the by election
Kevin Andrews calls for a spill but doesn't run
John runs for the leadership, with Based Tones as his deputy
Howard goes to his old acquaintance and Timor-freeing general Peter Cosgrove and tells him while he has the confidence of the house, it is too fractious to stay that way and the country needs another election
A minimum time, 33-day election ensues, with Howard excoriating Bill and Tanya, Tony let off the leash to help destroy them
Howard takes power with a majority in the lower house
Rules for 2 1/2 years, hands over to his deputy Tony at the election
Another golden age of politics ensues

We need this, Sup Forums

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Does anyone have a link to the turnbull presser?

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Download Foxtel Play - the application is free and Sky is the free preview channel

John Carter
John Carter

everyone says that this figure is wrong and that the abc is more reliable.

i dont know. i just want an accurate figure

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

post yfw Labor wins and the Commies win

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

((((LDP))))
(((((BTFO)))))
(((Freemarket)))

You're the same idiot spouting the same shit every time someone mentions that combination of letters and you still haven't taken the time to read their policies properly.

David did more for shooters in 3 years than any other politician has in 20 years.

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

A Liberal in highest office bowed down to Saudi's at a private dinner.

It's already ogre.

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

David did more for shooters in 3 years than any other politician has in 20 years.

Fucking this

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

You're still the dumbest motherfucker in this thread. The shitty copper version that the Libs are rolling out has already costed more than Labors superior product would have. Just admit Labor were right about NBN and their plan was solid and Libs ruined it.

Jace King
Jace King

Boatfolk:
Australia, should be matched with an increase in the humanitarian intake to at least 27,000 places per year

Chink students:
Both state and federal governments need to work with higher education providers to support them in offering high quality, flexible services that support industry needs
Overseas students should be offered the opportunity to stay an extra 12 months in low population growth areas after completion of their studies and encouraged to apply for residency if they have needed skills or the ability to invest in our country"

Live export:
"It is important that strict controls are placed on live animal exports to ensure animals are treated in accordance with Australian animal welfare standards. However, our preference is to have Australian processing and the exporting of chilled meat."

Foreign Aid:
Restore the $7.6b of aid funding cut by the Australian government in the 2014 budget
Work towards a foreign aid budget that represents 0.7% of Gross National Income, in line with Australia's commitment to the United Nations Sustainable Development goals

You're fucking cooked if you think he isn't full dildo on everything except bringing back Australian manufacturing.

Still, I'd have voted for him over the LNP and ALP that's for sure. Didn't have any NXT in my seat though, and I didn't vote for them in the senate

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

AEC figures are useless because they just show who is in front RIGHT NOW.

Whereas ABC uses data from past elections to PREDICT who will be infront as the postal votes (which heavily favour libs) are counted.

ABC is better because it gives a prediction. AEC is shit because it just tells you who is winning right now, not who will win in the end.

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Howard sells Medicare to get a surplus and show what a good economic manager he is

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

The ABC is a projection, AEC is just counted atm

Mason James
Mason James

Overseas students should be offered the opportunity to stay an extra 12 months in low population growth areas
Christ they want to turn the whole fucking country brown.

KEEP THEM IN MELBOURNE AND SYDNEY YOU CUNTS.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Don't make me wet, user... I hadn't even got as far as considering newly sworn-in Prime Minister John Howard making Peter Costello Chairman of a Commission of Audit into budget repair

Michael James
Michael James

ABC predictions have been consistently wrong since voting ended

youd have to be so fucking retarded to put your faith in their assumptions after their retarded guess work thus far

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

mfw latte sipping cucks in Melbourne think that this shit isn't what every single Queenslander wants

Queensland a nation fucking WHEN?

BUILD BANANA WALL

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

John Howard was dumb 4 eyed fuckin nerd who came into power during our biggest resource boom and sold off shit loads of public assests. When will this "John Howard was a good Prime Minister" meme die

John Long
John Long

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

IGNORANT SHIT.

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

thankyou.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

I'm sorry you weren't old enough to cherish the Howard years, user. Did you enjoy your first election? I hope your booth had a sausage sizzle on

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

BYE BYE TURNBULL

BYE BYE LIBERALS

BORN TO RULE?

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

So he turnbull actually going to get the boot?

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

When the liberals know economy meme ends

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

All this nostalgia for Little Johnny and Costello

They got lucky because of the mining boom.

In hindisght it is clear they were a shit government because they spent way too much on middle class welfare and tax cuts, didn't invest enough in infrastructure, and should have been running huge budget surpluses instead of the piffling little shits of surpluses they boasted so much about.

Also they flooded the country with immigrants and disarmed law-abiding Australians.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

I honestly don't know what it is about Queenslanders, maybe it the heat and the humidity but you're all such fucking dumb cunts. I swear you get wet brain because you all slur your words and look like you have the downs.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

and began the housing bubble.

they were lucky fools, they were the poison we didn't even know we took.

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/antony-green-says-aec-election-count-just-not-right/news-story/61647b13c37c5203367baf459a643736

Brayden White
Brayden White

They spent too much on middle class welfare
They sure did
should have been running huge budget surpluses
So that Kevin and Julia would have had more for Wayne to waste on $900 vouchers and school halls to advertise Labor largesse?

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Agreed, Howard was fucking terrible.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Cherish the Howard years
The only thing I cherished was watching him get BTFO after trying to introduce work choices.

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

NEW

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Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

hurrr coal grows back rite xDD jus sell da shit i need another rental xDDD

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

You mean the Kevin and Julia who saw us through the GFC unscathed?
inb4 it's coz of da surpluss Johnnie left!
No

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

mfw my electorate is one of the undecided seats

It's gonna be a hung parliament btw, I can feel it.

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

Melbcuck pls go.

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

tfw think QLD are a bunch of faggots due to Origin
have to rely on them to unfuck our country up
You fuckers are making me so conflicted right now

William King
William King

Trying to introduce Work Choices
He didn't try, he succeeded. The problem was, the mistake they made, was believing in human nature and not having the no-disadvantage clause from day one. That was a giant fuckup that robbed us of a couple more Howard years and Prime Minister Peter Costello. Pity

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

disarmed law-abiding Australians.

DELETE THIS

t. Young liberal shill

Aiden James
Aiden James

You have seriously no idea how much fucking coal we have in the ground, mate.

We lucked out in the GFC in spite of Kevin and Joolz, not because of them

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

That aussie holding the sign seems based as fuck. Almost Texan-tier.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

Why does your electorate being undecided make you furious?

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Yeah we have shitloads but honestly we could have gotten a much better deal when the going was good. Now that's over and done with and we haven't got much long term benefits to show for it.

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

Tasmania leaving the federation
Who will gibs them their gibs?

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

They will be able to slash tax rates and regulations and then became a haven for all the mainland banks and companies.

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

It's all banter and fun times mate, I think we both know that Melbcucks are the real enemy here.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Dumb Queenslander BTFO
Enjoy your wetbrain you dumb motherfucker

Cameron White
Cameron White

get fucked poof.

We'll deport our black cunts to you since you're so fond of them.

Enjoy no neetbux for your poofter pills when QLD and WA secede.

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

Optimistic.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Queenslanders still butthurt
No one understand what you're saying you troglodyte

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

I'll accept a whitewash from you fuckers if it means a Greens cucked Labor isn't in power

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

greens are nobodies

its the labor NXT house now

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Watching on news247.

Basically it is Turnbulls Election Tantrum 2.0. flailing around saying he doesn't blame anyone, but it is somehow labors fault ad Barnaby standing there awkwardly trying to remember his lines.

These idiots are imploding. We may see Tones by the end of the year.

Christian King
Christian King

This is what ALAfags actually believe.

kekek, I've been waiting days for one of you delusional roaches to crawl out from under the fridge.

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