>libertarian prime minister
>has never had a gf
>still a virgin
>no friends
>was living with his mom before he became PM
>has no sense of humor
>when he was a history teacher his students bullied him
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Libertarian prime minister
Ryder Williams
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Nicholas Brooks
Not one of these is true.
Carter Jenkins
They are all true, though.
Unless you believe his bullshit story that he dated a girl for a week when he was 23.
Jaxon Gonzalez
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Ryan Morris
>when he was a history teacher his students bullied him
nigga he still teaches despite being prime minister lmao
Jacob Howard
What kind of prozzies do you think he has delivered to his little tower?
Jack Green
who is this
how would people know this stuff about him
Grayson Butler
>you will never see marky sperg out with some whores
Levi Collins
>no friends
Jort is one of his best mates though
Brayden Ross
most powerful man in this country still can't get a gf. i'm screwed tbqh.
Aiden Thomas
The autistic Dutch PM. He's never really made a secret of being a kissless virgin.
Brandon Morris
PM of the netherlands
Pretty sure OP made all that shit up though
Cooper Morgan
Looks like Mark Wahlberg's brother who handles the finances for all of the other Wahlberg retards but they still give him swirlies at Thanksgiving.
Leo Bailey
Jort is nobody's real friend. Jort only cares about himself.
Asher Rodriguez
Him not having a gf is something he's very open about.
Not sure about the rest.
Grayson Smith
>t. Eva Jinek
Charles Nelson
His name actually is Mark.
Sebastian Sanders
Why is there such a strong correlation between libertarianism and autism? Most libertarians I've met irl were like the people in this video
Ryan Sullivan
what country would allow a literal cuck from the alt-right actually ascend power?
what a seriously subservient country to the established global order
Evan Moore
Is he /ourguy/?
Charles Garcia
I work at the place where her show is recorded and once when I was in the elevator she bumped into me while she was looking at some papers, and she said "sorry sweetie".
Christopher Williams
jeb bush phenotype
William Collins
'Merica.
Jaxon Johnson
>'Merica
He's Dutch.
Nathaniel Robinson
wew lad, she makes me think very naughty things
Dylan Lee
who cares?
Benjamin Cooper
apart from the bullying and the glasses he's literally me
Jack Evans
'merica is the global hegemon tho so your post doesn't make sense friendo