Hitler suicide

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Why did he pussy out an killed himself?
Why didn't he affront his destiny like a man?

After all, he made his bed

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

He fled to Argentina.

David Rogers
David Rogers

implying he didn't flee to South America

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

Because the Soviets would have tortured him. Wouldn't you rather die quick and painlessly than slow and painfully?

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

Hitler actually never existed

it was just swamp gas

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

unironicly believing hitler killed himself

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

There's no honor in being tortured and mutilated to death by Soviets.

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

hitler killed himself
You need to lurk more.

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

Think of it more like seppuku than merely 'suicide'.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

He spend the lasts days of his life drinking mate and eating asado

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

I'd rather pick up a gun and have them shoot me while i take a couple of them with me.

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

Soviets would have never lynched him
They had orders to capture him and take him to Moscou, not to shoot him and hang his body

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

the autistic monkey who has never had a real provlem in his life says from the comfort of his mother's home

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

some say he was was fed up with human filth and fled to an aryan utopia

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Check your privilege shitlord.

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

And in Moscow they had a pizza party waiting for him obviously!

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

Says the guy who's never had to fight an armed nigger. Hitler died like a bitch, deal with it.

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

fucking normies I swear to god
how is suicide "pussying out"
there is literally nothing scarier than death
to willingly go there requires tremendous amounts of courage

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

For the third reich!!!
For Germany!!!

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

Killed in Austria after the war.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Because he was a liberal, and liberals always have the highest suicide rate.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

You know what they did to Mussolini, right?

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

implying suicide with cyanide is a bitch way to go

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

This.

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

he was a manlet with a tiny, mutilated penis

yfw this describes the majority of his (one) nut huggers as well

Dylan James
Dylan James

It is thou, when you have a choice, always go down swinging.

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

he did not kill himself. he lived in south america until the 1960's or shortly thereafter.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Try harder faggot.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

He didnt.

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