*mumbles*
*breaks your arm*
*mumbles*
Jayden Miller
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Xavier Bennett
webm when?
Alexander Murphy
wha happen?
Brayden Allen
*Takes your dinner plate*
Isaiah Sanchez
day tuk ur
Logan Cruz
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE!?
Ian Scott
*teleports behind illegal alien*
Liam Peterson
...
Julian Lewis
He has these commercials on Youtube for a mobile game called World of Warships
It's just him sitting in a chair grunting a few words, obviously drunk, obviously not happy to be there. They couldn't even get him to stand up for their shit product lol. Sad.
Benjamin Edwards
...
Adam Morris
...
Brandon Cox
>not even dressed like an admiral
Ian Barnes
...
Ryan Thompson
Why cant women resist him?
What's his secret
Logan Morgan
ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?
Brody Young
>dat parry at :06
I thought he was going to break her arm
Nolan Mitchell
They couldn't find a uniform that would fit.
Luis Gonzalez
>those expressions
Matthew Gray
because he is well versed in the traditional russian punani dance
Ian Taylor
Why didn't they shoot another take?
Nathan Morris
is stephen a big guy?
Benjamin Ramirez
Seagal trains aikido to Serbian special forces
can you name more badass actor than him?
Jeremiah Cooper
Literal God's gift to all women
Hudson Baker
Steven "one take is enough" Seagal
Adrian Kelly
Why do they still keep putting sex scenes in Steven Seagal movies?
Jeremiah Russell
Because he says so
Kevin Cook
Oh god.
John Morgan
It's in his contract, a bitch and a case of deep fried donuts.
Lucas Fisher
goddamn cobra commander up in this shit
Andrew Wright
1911 is a superior weapon can shoot down helicopter because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other birthday snatcher in the world.
Carson White
For you.
Levi Perry
They're afraid of his martial arts skills
Juan Reyes
...
Austin Diaz
>tfw no qt Chechen gf
Eli Robinson
How can a man be so great and yet be so humble and down to earth at the same time?
Brandon Smith
The endings in his movies are so spiritual and touching
Liam Foster
what the actual fuck
Jayden Jackson
truly seagkinometographique
Owen Robinson
...
Aiden Ramirez
The oldest seagal internet meme is still the best
Jose Carter
Samuel Lewis
Someone post the Steven on wheels one.
Aiden Morales
hahahaha
Lucas Rogers
...
Sebastian Edwards
pssh nothing personal kid
Isaiah Sanchez
...
Jaxson Gutierrez
>big fat american guy beating people up
I love this guy
Elijah Morales
Thanks my friend.
James Miller
Why didn't he shoot him from a distance?
Jack Lopez
Do you think Putin believes Seagals CIA and Yakuza stories?
Nicholas Lewis
its amazing how many people arent red pilled to him.
Camden Ortiz
They call Steven when shit's really going down
Kayden Parker
Steven's mental Aikido clouded his judgement. It's a power that only an accomplished practitioner of the Japanese martial art could hope to possess.
Jordan Phillips
>for a mobile game called World of Warships
Ah, that's because it's a Belarus game. He's for some inexplicable reason popular among the Slavs.
Daniel Walker
Can Steven fight for real like Van Damme or is he just a fony like Bruce Lee?
Sebastian Russell
The call that saved Russia.
Jose Scott
...
Christian Moore
>(you)
Michael Nelson
Seagal is looking good these days
Jaxon Long
He probably went to a few classes when he was younger, but he's essentially that compulsive liar from school who said his uncle worked for nintendo and he has a nintendo 65.
Kevin Wilson
Seagal is the real deal
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Landon Hill
those people are falling because they were told to
Bentley Rivera
>touch a guy
>he does a double back flip and falls to the ground
Is aikido like japanese professional wrestling?
Aaron Thompson
Can I have a quick rundown on these two?
Levi James
Someone actually did this?
Asher Fisher
careful, someone is going to tell you the only reason the guy is doing flips and stuff is his own defensive techniques so his arms and fingers arent broken.
Dylan Nguyen
Simo Hayha biopic when?
Luke Williams
He used to train stuntmen for Hollywood and one of his students liked him so much he got him a gig acting iirc
Not like he grew up taking acting classes
Logan Collins
>can't act
>can't fight
>becomes a millionaire doing action movies
What is his secret?
Adrian Turner
Oh I get it. Steven "Seagull"
Josiah Sanchez
he a warrior poet, nigga.
Cameron Lee
As a finn I approve. It would be the most best honour if Häyhä was played by a thic americano ninja. No finnish at all in the film.
Nicholas Reed
He should play Larry Thorne as well
Lucas Ross
YOU'RE CREMATED NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
Nathan Gomez
Can some /k/ fag at tell us if at least the way he handle guns is passable
Juan Bennett
sticks
Adam Green
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Is this adkino?
Levi Gutierrez
How could you doubt this man's expertise?
Tyler Rodriguez
Nope. Someone please post some webms of how he changes hands holding guns. It's obtrusive and would cause you to get killed
Angel Gomez
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Lincoln Ross
Shouldn't that back part of the gun pe in front of the shoulder instead of above it? Honest question, I don't know guns
Zachary Howard
Wouldn't be the first time
Aiden Watson
I saw a clip of Seagal where he muzzle sweeped his fellow police officers with his 1911a1 when he was doing some kind of breaching and room clearing training with Arizona police officers.
Easton Gray
Asher Baker
WHAT THE FUCK?
Lucas Bailey
What movie is this for the love of god?
Jaxon Wood
Get em sticks! Come on sticks!!
Thomas Brooks
DA FUCK YOU DOING IN MAH PLACE!?
Ayden Torres
May I inquire you, dear good sir, about the name by which the lady in your webm goes.
Charles Cook
...
Samuel Rodriguez
He looks like he's about to break her fucking neck.
Is he /ourguy/?
Mason Hughes
>Seagal is a Buddhist. In February 1997, Lama Penor Rinpoche from Palyul monastery announced that Seagal was a tulku, and specifically the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, a 17th-century terton (treasure revealer) of the Nyingma, the oldest sect of Tibetan Buddhism.
Big if true
Jason Ward
Jack Hernandez
Didn't know Tatooine had skyscrapers and Steven Seagal
Logan Harris
I'm trying to make some sense into this but I just can't. Seagal can't fihtt, we all know that, so what's the point of this? Moral boost?
Lucas Morgan
Pure gold
Isaiah Taylor
KEK
Joseph Lee
Who here is ready to have theor birthday snatched?
Levi Morris
what the fuck
Julian Allen
this movie is amazing