Chicago Police Scanner General - Robert Blessed By KEK Edition

Carson Green
Carson Green

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ

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http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/#6
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2016/07/04/Police-investigating-after-four-people-shot-Downtown-Pittsburgh/stories/201607040098
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Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

first for kek

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

Say whaaaaat

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Posting for mah boi Robert

Fireworks are over. HABBENINGS TIME

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

KEK HATH BLESSED ROBERT GOD SPEED YOU TIGHT ASSES FAGGOT

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

Hey guys Im with Al-Jazeera whats all the commotion about??

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

First for RobertCop and dubs

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Thanks for the thread, OP.

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

BURGLARY ALARM WENT OFF
here we go bois!!!

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

first for OC

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

Fuck you

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

They found the girl.

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

IT'S TIME!!!

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

Summary of Zone 6's calls:

Teens shooting fireworks at cars
Multiple garages on fire
Cop hospitalized
Rumor that two men in a green 4 door Honda with stolen plates will begin mass shooting when the fireworks start, confirmed armed
Robert crashed his car into a fire hydrant
Trees are now on fire
Grass is on fire
Everything is on fire
Group of spics shooting up someone's backyard
20 shots fired, shooter unidentified
Elderly woman's home broken into, resident started begging for help, call abruptly ended
Two people shot, one in the chest, one in the leg
2 year old tardling shot in the face with fireworks, family chimps out at EMS
More grass on fire
Another spic shooting up a backyard
Male Spic beat up wife in street, got stopped by some partiers, returned with a gun and without his shirt
Complaint about parking in handicapped spot

Thank you based Robert.

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

13 year old found and with her family
If she's found and with her family why are you trying to contact her family?

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

Nice quads.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Enjoying the feed and thead while at work again today.

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Yeah that didn't make sense..

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Don't forget 20 woman catfight in a McDonalds parking lot.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

KEK has greenlit Chincongo

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

whats your job

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Checked

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

I've already gotten Bingo.

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

LIBERTY IS ON THE RISE

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

He listens. Vigilently.

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

we seriously need a new riot like ferguson

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Comms tech

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

I'm only listening to and compiling Zone 6 since everyone else has the general radio covered.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

Shitposting hq

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Remember, Sienna-Chan wishes all a happy 4th of July!

use fireworks responsibly. stop signs are friends!

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

where the mcdonalds at

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

Fucking checked nigger

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

GREEN MEANS GO GREEN MEANS GO

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Damn that thing is ancient.

Adam King
Adam King

SHOTS FIRED

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

Shots fired @ 4051 N Broadway...A FUCKING U-HAUL

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

Man runs into house to ask residents to call 911, gets stabbed in the back
kek

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

Just walked in dunno anything about it gimme a min kek

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

Fuck. Ferguson on here was the best. I had CNN on the TV, multiple UStreams on one monitor, Sup Forums (with imbedded Tupac/Thomas the Train remix) on another and the police scanner on my phone. It was comfy as FUCK

John Ross
John Ross

Did he say full auto

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Those noises in the background
Also
SHOTS FIRED

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

Lol what did he say about 'being a damn parent'?

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

PARENT NOT KNOWING HOW TO BE A DAMN PARENT

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Tupac/Thomas the Train remix

top kek, just watched on YouTube

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

Numbers are climbing. Scanner at 2,091

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

"its the damn parent not knowing how to be a damn parent."

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

Is that your pomeranian?

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

That blacks can't do it

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

KEK A U HAUL AGAIN

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

The address can give you a good clue on the type of crims.

Google streetview that shit.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

More trees on fire

There hasn't been a U-Haul incident in what, four days?

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

My wife's dog.

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

It's a ''damn parent not knowing how to be a damn parent" episode

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

Most gear here is. Sadly.

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

SHOTS FIRED
Crashes
FIREWORKS
battery in progress
lots of activity
people stabbed and shot.
all is well
all these backlogs

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

Police took my Drone :(

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

How many fireworks went off today so far?

Any M-80's?

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

20 family members threatening to shoot each other??

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

threatening to shoot each other

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

20 FAMILY MEMBERS FIGHTING IN AN ALLEY

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

There is a lot of battery in progress
20 famalam members treattening to shoot eachpotherrjuhfg

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

I SHOOT U, SENPAI!!

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

U-Haul
kek

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

Can someone tell me how to get my town if its not listed

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

20 family members fighting in an alley
threatening to shoot each other

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

There was some m-80's earlier

Nolan White
Nolan White

Spics most likely

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

M80's all day

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Buy a scanner

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

On scanner? Look for your county. There's usually combined feeds.

Henry Green
Henry Green

Fucking kek

Look at this

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

Ayy yo. You be sayin.

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

kek did that mob from mcdonalds move into the alley

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Someone blew up a stop sign with one last night!

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

How emotionless are these people. Threatening to shoot FAMILY? and its probably over nothing big. probably welfare checks or sneakers.

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

im sure its a hispanic family

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

U HAUL

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

thanks user! signed up for alerts!

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

There was a retarded kid who got hit in the face with fireworks whose family chimped out at EMS. They didn't go into detail about how severe the damage was.

Problems are solved with guns, no matter how petty.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

ROBERT'S GOT A BONA FIDE BURGLARY!

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

so many snitches

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

NEW BORN IN THE ALLEY KEK

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Newborn present in the alley

Good job

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Very emotional desu

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

So is this people that have scanners broadcating over the internet?

Do i have to have a scanner or is there another site?

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

Jesus Fuck, she just rattled off a dozen different fireworks calls

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

ahahahhaa

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

Shooting off fireworks in an alley with a newborn. Classy as fuck.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

get the fuck out of here jamal

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

other side of the street

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

Shots fired S Emerald
More burglaries in progress
Robert playing Space Pinball on XP again

Did they describe how much afterbirth was on it?

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

You can listen to the stream or dl a scanner app

Im on a kindle so I have to use the App

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Thanks

also, suspect was after all
Male Asian

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

male asian
no shirt
tattoos with gun in hand

lmao asians are tired of the niggers and taking back the streets

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

A F U C K I N G U H A U L

F
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U

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William Allen
William Allen

kek, is that you?

also, nice quad-dubs

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

MALE. BLACK.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

no but baby space program should be starting soon

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

HOMICIDE

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

Kek

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Asian street gangs in ChicagoAsian BoyzBlack ShadowBlack WidowsHop SingLocal BoysWolf BoysFolk street gangs in Chicago
AmbroseAllport LoversBlack DisciplesBrazersCity KnightsGangster Disciples (GD)Gangster Party PeopleHarrison Gents
Insane C-NotesInsane Campbell BoysInsane Cullerton DeucesInsane DeucesInsane DragonsInsane Guess BoysInsane Latin LoversInsane Latin JiversInsane Orchestra AlbanyInsane Popes (North Side)Insane Spanish CobrasKrazy Getdown Boys
King CobrasLa RazaLatin DragonsLatin EaglesLatin StylersLatin SoulsManiac Campbell BoysManiac Latin Disciples
Milwaukee KingsMorgan BoysRacine BoysSatan Disciples (SD)Simon City RoyalsSpanish Gangster DisciplesSpanish Gangster Two SixTwo Two BoysYoung Latino Organization CobrasYoung Latino Organization DisciplesPeople street gangs in Chicago
BishopsBlack P Stones (braches include Apache Stones, Jet Black Stones, Titanic Stones, Ruben Night Stones, Jabari Stones, & Black Stone Villans)Four Corner HustlersFamilia StonesGaylordsInsane Popes (South Side)Insane UnknownsLatin Brothers
Latin CountsLatin PachucosLatin StonesLoco BoysMickey CobrasNoble KnightsOutlaw BloodsParty PlayersRidgeway Boys
SaintsSpanish LordsStoned FreaksTwelvth Street PlayersVice Lords VillalobosStreet gangs in Chicago12th Street Players
Adidas BoysAkrhosAlmighty Latin King / Queen Nation (ALKQN)AztecasAztec SoulsBlack CobrasBlack Gangsters
Black SoulsBrown PrideBrothers For LifeCameron City OutlawsCrazy GangstersHomicide BoysImperial Gangsters
La OndaLa PrimeraLatin MafiaLatin PlayersLatin PrideLynch MobNetasNike BoysPaulina Barry Community (PBC) [inactive]
South Deering BoysSawyer BoysThe Arabian PosseThugs Re-UnitedVatos LocosWhipple BoysWhipple BrothersYoung Sinners

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

MR.PERKINS

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

I generally use an app. Its people providing feeds or using online feeds provided from elsewhere.

I highly suggest downloading an app. I use Scanner Radio. I have it set so if any of the scanners within 50 miles get a certain amount of listeners, or if any scanner in the country gets over 2,000 it sends me a notification (I was listening to the San Bernardino attack before it even hit national news). I also have notifications set for all the skywarn repeaters in my area, so I can get notifications when storms are coming. It's super useful.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

are fireworks illegal in Chicago?

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

its a good night to die. praise kek!

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

Blood spotted.

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

this leaf has never been to chiraq, but thanks robert

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

ORIENTALS

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

Good tip tx

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/#6

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

male asian running gun in hand

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Male asian gun in hand.

John Baker
John Baker

Koreans have climbed off their roofs and taken to the streets

Asher Long
Asher Long

MALE ASIAN RUNNING GUN IN HAND

WOOLAD
O
O
L
A
D

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

Yes

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

KEYS

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

AK47

shitttttttttt

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

prepare for gun karate

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Oh shit. Running around with an AK?!

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

CARRYING A FUCKING AK-47

we isis now

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

AK47?

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

If he would've been carrying an AK47 I probably would've noticed him the first time

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

AK-47

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

AK - 4 7 LMAO.
I would of noticed him

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

4 door Chevy tried to ram a crowd of people and hit a pole
Gangbangers in a Trailblaizer repeatedly driving through alley

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

they are illegal in all of Illinois, we can has sparkles under 3 inches, snap-pops and those growing black snake things.

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

COPS WITH THE BANTZ

IF HE HAD AN AK47 I THINK I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

That would be grand. :-)

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

Wow, that more restrictive then North Carolina...

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

It's as if he's here in the thread with us.

Jason White
Jason White

Man pulls knife on woman, then exposes his 'other' weapon to her
Spic goes to family BBQ, pulls gun and fires, but gun fails to discharge

Holy fuck.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

someone called in that it sounded like some one an ak. it was just fireworks, cop was making a joke.

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

That pure dispatchfu

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

There's a stock image of everything

David Carter
David Carter

another homicide

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Has robert appeared yet? Did he appear yesterday?

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

Hayzeus had fireworks land on his deck.

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

we can has sparkles under 3 inches, snap-pops and those growing black snake things.

You're saying you have no Black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and say you have no whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty-chaser?

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

That's why you drive to SC

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

start directing that traffic fuccboi

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

"Arrg matey. you gon' have to walk the plank if you dont give up dat green nigguh"

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

i mean like its 20 sixteen guys, can you even give me one reason why anybody NEEDS a military style assault vehicle?!

face it, you car nuts are on the wrong side of history. AGAIN!

Julian Young
Julian Young

I was waiting for it

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

ARMY FATIGUES

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Anonymous snitches

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

We just drive to Indiana a few weeks before the police decide to pull over Illinois plates going into the state from Indiana.

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Never gets old kek

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

lel

Fucking love that movie.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

How many old black men with eyepatches are going to be arrested tonight?

Thanks for clarification.

Robert never goes off the clock.

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

Reporting in, Roberts. What have I missed?

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Am I the only one who has noticed an uptake of reports since the fireworks ended?

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

i'm not gonna tell you again jamal

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

my son, you have become too power hungry, lets all talk like family

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

Downtown Pittsburgh reporting

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

true

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

now everyone is off from the public events for their own, 3:00 A.M. ought to be interesting

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

whats going on there

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

Tree on fire from the fireworks
Kek

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

How many ded?

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

tree on fire
gets a parking complaint instead

lol

Michael Long
Michael Long

tree on fire

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

Whats going on

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

That's like 8 cars

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

tree on fire

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

stream it for us or ur cucked out

Liam Long
Liam Long

At about 9pm my night is usually over. I don't understand how these people can be running around doing all this crazy shit and still be able to get up for work in the morning.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

tree on fire

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

TREE ON FIRE FROM THE FIREWORKS LADS

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

40 min ago multiple nig nogs shot eachother. You can see two victims

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

AAYYYOOOO

It's 10PM in Chiraq!

WHO UP?!?! CHECK THEM MF KEYS, ROBERT!

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

I've got NOOOObody...
...I can send an ambulance?

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

work

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

theres like 16 cop cars going down the street right, in atlanta.. holy fuck

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

get up for work

they don't work

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

implying they work at all

CHECK YO KEYS

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

Dispatch refers to three black men as "rare trinity"
Another battery in progress, male has gun

implying they work

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

Are you like 80 years oold or something?

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

work

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

implying they have jobs

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2016/07/04/Police-investigating-after-four-people-shot-Downtown-Pittsburgh/stories/201607040098

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

streeter street

Ethan King
Ethan King

habbening ????????????

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

Unemployment in Chicago for nigs and spics is about 25%

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

nice user ID

CPD confirmed

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Male black, fighting with white woman in white

Burn the coal, pay the toll

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/10904/web

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

wanted to commit suicide

LEL, should have let her

William Fisher
William Fisher

implying that these people are productive members of society

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

more suicide attempts

Jordan James
Jordan James

choose one

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

streeter street

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

ISIS attacks Indiana instead of Chicago
they fail miserably

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Good
Bad
Critical
Serious
What is shit dispatch?

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

WHAT IS THE CONDITION OF YOUR VICTIM

1 SERIOUS AND 1 GOOD

SERIOUS: MALE OR FEMALE?

MALE 1 SERIOUS CONDITION W/GSW TO LEFT HAND, LEFT HIP, RIGHT ???, RIGHT TRICEP

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

dat deadly tricep shot

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

four gunshot wounds

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

Fuck be ok

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

lmao is that jenkem?

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

I think the sulphur makes them chimp extra hard

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

right back

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

Shots fired, black male
Another garage on fire

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

White guys stealing shit from Goodwill bin.
Possum in woman's house.

Back to Chicago...

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

multiple gun shoto wounds on male 1. male two, good condition wounds to the left eye. another eye patch coming!

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

pants round ankles

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

nigger can't even drop pants at a bus stop anymore.

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

They really, really, really need to lay on southbound lakeshore drive right now

Mind if I save that quote?

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

middle eastern, garbage can on fire

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Middle Eastern?

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

Middle Eastern male
happening!

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

PAKIS SETTING FIRES

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

SIXTEEN ISIS YOUTHS

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

Garbage can on fire in School Ground.

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

6th graders set garbage can at school on fire

kek.

Tyler King
Tyler King

holy shit nigger chemical warfare

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

6 graders middle eastern! wtf chiraq lol

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

mason jars
Nah those were redneck militia men

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

16 kids starting middle school on fire

Justin Long
Justin Long

MACED DINDU

AN OG GANGSTA DENIED HIS TURF

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

i chased them away

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

Didn't know Chicago had sandnigs

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

Today garbage cans, tomorrow skyscrapers.

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

Threatening husband

Animal abuse

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

if only there were live streams of this happening. That would be ultimate comfy mode.

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

dead rabbit
fun times

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Bullets are in her back wall concrete and there's a dead rabbit in the yard

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

DEAD RABBIT IN THE YARD

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

DEAD RABBIT!

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

DAT BACKLOG
We got no-one 424, it will stay there
Standing hands to his ankles, seems to be drugged out
They really need need,... *** Roosevelt
Witnesses say 16 kids setting garbage cans on fire
Threatened her homies, to shoot up her place
Robert at the scene, it's a school, maybe a suicidal maniac will have to stop a pedohpile, who knows.
BULLET IN THE WALL
RABBIT IN THE YARD

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

yesssssss

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

Rabbit died in Gang crossfire.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

It's over now but a female was shot in the head

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

DEAD RABBITS

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

How many dead FATSO Americans yet?!?!?!?!

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

Dead rabbit in yard.

Ooga booga bix nood voo doo confirmed

John Johnson
John Johnson

Kenny Chesney fans don't seem so bad now.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

3:00 A.M. ought to be interesting
But don't they have get some sleep for work tomorrow?

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

:,( he was a good boy dindu nuffin wrong didnt even eat meat rip lil peter

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

go rape her head wound or ur cucked out

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

get home from work
miss the good shit

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

There's so much happening over such a broad area you'd need a wall of monitors to watch like a billionaire super villain watching his plan unfold.

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

implying employment

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

F

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

I know I do

Austin Long
Austin Long

dindus
working

Good one leaf.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

dat user ID

Is that you, Robert?

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

RUDE

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

miss the good shit

It's not even midnight, Robert.

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

They got that setup in the UK right?

Nogs would probably steal the cameras in chiraq tho

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

It's recently begun happening.

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

take a lookie

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

AY MON
COME

AND

TAKE

A

LOOKEY

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

10/10

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Baby blue shirt heh heh

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

Which state and city would kill the most ISIS members if a horde of them were dropped into the middle of town?

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

CHECK YO KEYS

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgA-wVkuZGo

Thread theme

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Texas

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

remember im making next thread

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

SPEAKS POLISH!!!!!!

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

Homeless male intoxicated on his front porch won't leave and he speaks polish

lmao

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

Which state and city would kill the most ISIS members if a horde of them were dropped into the middle of town?

Drop them onto the south side of Chicago.

ULTRA KILL

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

DRUNK POLISH ON THE PORCH

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Intoxicated man that wont leave who speaks Polish
lolwut

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Homeless Polish guy drunk on someone's front porch and won't leave

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

beige clothing and speaks polish
???

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

them fucking homeless polish dudes hanging out on peoples porches LEL

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Drunk poles kek

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

Pollack won't leave

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

polack on his OWN porch intoxicated

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

drunk homeless male on his porch and won't leave
speaks polish
Pretty normal desu

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

Pulaski street
Polish male

Would have never guessed

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

This, desu

We have guns everywhere.

even in our fapcaves

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

Drunk pol on a porch

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

"Someone was Shot" -click-

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

This

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Shit. That's hard to decide. Chicago would be a good choice. And I'd love to see our Urban Chicago Youths vs ISIS. They'd come at them with shit weapons and attempt to overpower with a sheer wave of bodies, like the Russians in early WWII.

Any large Mormon population in Utah would fare well. All of those crazy fuckers are geared up to dig in for years at a time and every Mormon I've known is a good shot. Facing a Mormon insurgency would be a nightmare for ISIS.

Kevin King
Kevin King

pick any city in the southeast senpai

William Ross
William Ross

Doesn't Chicago have more poles then Warsaw?

David Hill
David Hill

Texas is the only state I'd abandon my homeland for.

I love y'all boys.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Have there been any more OC's?

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

>>79793437
hide adress to avoid ban
crop it out

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

Spierrrrrrdalaj kurrwa chuju jebany to mój dom kurwa

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

oh shit

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

bullshit

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

tune in for the night
first words are "stab wounds in the back"
now someone's been shot
Thanks Chicago

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

It's bull shit desu

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

NEW THREAD

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William Allen
William Allen

Outside of Warsaw, Correct

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

You love boys?

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Mormon insurgency would be a nightmare for ISIS.
The federal government still fears a Mormon Insurgency. Was sitting in a meeting of "Threats" and the Mormons was included.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

The girls wear short shorts and cowboy boots, the BBQ is 10/10, and there are more guns than people by a minimal factor of three.

You're welcome anytime, bby. ;)

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

Nice projection diddler

William Foster
William Foster

thanks

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

Morales...sounds Spanish

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

The spics and niggers have been pushing them out.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

DAVID MARALLEZ

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

wait posting addresses of uhaul lots is a bannable offense now?

James Barnes
James Barnes

LOOK AT THIS FAT OAF

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

Any town rapist spottings?

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

yea hes over at Rock & Roll McDonalds

he goes by Fulano

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

what is the meaning of

"Check yo keys"

This makes no sense

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Indianapolis would do alright, it's a big city that actually has red state gun laws.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

nigger police officers "accidentally" hold down the 'push to talk' key on their radios and spam the frequency with random noises/static

sometimes women do it too

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

tattoos
pure

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

Oh thanks man.
I thought it was some police phone operator telling a caller to "check their kids"

Its kinda messed up that we're sitting here having a laugh at these poor people living in literal hell in Chicago. Could you imagine living in such a hellish place with so many guns going off you thought it was 4th of July every day?

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

sporadic m80's mafaka!

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