Why would you do if you had his powers?

Why would you do if you had his powers?

Superpowers don't exist.

jerk off real fast

Rape.

Idk. How do his powers work? Looking at BvS it seems that him running fast causes a miniature electrical storm. So rape is off the menu?

rape all the girls and steal all the money

rape women so fast they don't even know they been raped

travel back in time and rape waifus in their prime

Take a bunch of stuff from people who can afford to lose it, stop crime to balance out karma on the side

Speedforce into a better franchise

Dc is ded figgit

I mean what could you really do?

Do what fox quicksilver did and steal a bunch of cool stuff to put in my basement

Every single one of you would murder somebody. Or ruin their lives in a way that's worse than murder. You're only human.

You kidding? Just look at the justice league trailer. Simply sidestepping bruces batarang cause an electric storm. Talk about subtlety

Since when did muslims browse Sup Forums?

If i used the power for this id have alot more free time

leave for class at the last minute, instead of an hour and a half like usual

What if he built his suit just so he could rape women without killing them? He's a fucking basement dwelling redditor.

I feel like you would just set a lot of women on fire and not really get a chance for much relief from trying to do that at super speeds

This the new Hollowman thread?

Did you finish your homework assignment fast Ahmed?

rape

In the comics he can take speed away from anything. So would that mean it's possible for me to do the reverse and put speed into making grilled cheese sandwiches to make them cook faster?

live a relaxed life like Quicksilver did

I'd much rather have Purple Man's power. Wouldn't you?

Probably just travel the world

hey does anyone have a link to that primal fetish video of lily lebeau jacking off the flash?

>when I tell someone to kill yourself they literally do it
>can tell anyone to blow me and they'll get on their knees without hesitating

Pretty good deal

Not even complete mind control could stop from being cucked by the black man.

Is this a message?

He could've told Luke Cage to rip his own heart out

He could've told Luke Cage to rip off his BBC and eat it

steal things and kill people

jack off to completion in a nanosecond

>implying Sup Forums hasn't always loved rape
way to out yourself newfriend

I hope the DCEU gets scrapped and they get a new Flash

Get dubs before anyone else.

>trying the joke again after it already failed