Aus/pol/ - Human Headline Edition

Thomas White
Thomas White

COUNTING RESUMES

Tally Room
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm

Live updates
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/05/australian-election-2016-peta-credlin-malcolm-turnbull-vote-counting-politics-live

All urls found in this thread:
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/05/australian-election-2016-peta-credlin-malcolm-turnbull-vote-counting-politics-live
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3y1JtWgDs
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jun/09/anti-muslim-sentiment-strong-and-widespread-in-australian-army-study-shows
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/man-involved-in-beauty-pageant-riot-warned-he-could-face-jail/story-fn6bfkm6-1226264061908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2lJe9zKgFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRQTz5gr24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk5FoGWt84
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_Hanson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48d_1264743874
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_0x6oaDmI
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm
https://www.melbourneinstitute.com/downloads/media_release/final-WP-Baby_Bonus.pdf
Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

First for One Nation

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Is turnbull actually going to get the boot? Can anyone give me a quick update on the situation thanks.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Voted with my $20 fine

kekking so hard @ these cuck faggots who lose their shit over non participatory democracy

Grayson James
Grayson James

Probably, but not anytime soon. He'll probably be dumped sometime later in the year.

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

entire newsfeed is people thinking we should move to electronic voting machines
Why

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

turnbull still butthurt over the medicare campaign
Nothing to say about the carbon tax campaign though, hey :^)

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

If they win outright with 76, yes
If it is a minority government, no since the crossbenchers would've made the deal with Turnbull

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Derryn "I'm Proud of My Wife's Son" Hinch

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

Guys, I've fixed the Liberal Party, and consequently, Australia. What we need is the second coming of a Messiah, a Saviour. Someone who's been around the block, who has the measure of the pathetic Labor opposition, and can unite the party and reclaim the respect of the public.

Sup Forums, I bring you:

JOHN HOWARD

Here we go:

John Alexander resigns his seat of Bennelong and is rewarded with an embassy
John Howard recontests his old seat in the by election
Kevin Andrews calls for a spill but doesn't run
John runs for the leadership, with Based Tones as his deputy
Howard goes to his old acquaintance and Timor-freeing general Peter Cosgrove and tells him while he has the confidence of the house, it is too fractious to stay that way and the country needs another election
A minimum time, 33-day election ensues, with Howard excoriating Bill and Tanya, Tony let off the leash to help destroy them
Howard takes power with a majority in the lower house
Rules for 2 1/2 years, hands over to his deputy Tony at the election
Another golden age of politics ensues

We need this, Sup Forums

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

So the counting can be done in record time

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

xth for one nation prime minister.

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

holy fuck that happened so hard i bet that happened it happened so fucking much

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

/pol/thread/79779182#p79783374
How come the preference count section is only showing 3,500 and 2,800 votes?

It's showing the Xenophon lady ahead, but there's only a 700 vote gap there... where as in the first preference vote there's a gap of 10,000 the Liberal's way.

Basically I don't understand why that preference count section doesn't have them starting from 31,223 and 21,377.

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Because on election night, the AEC assumed it was a Liberal/Labor race, so they were allocating preferences on that basis. Now they have to tally preferences all over again on a Liberal/Xenophon basis.

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

So it can be hacked by you know who so One Nation never wins.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Gun grabbing slime.

Brody James
Brody James

Why is Prepbull such an awful public speaker

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

I met Hex at the polls and gave her a few sneaky fingers, we ended up going out that night and I fingered her in a nightclub

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Not used to talking to the average person

Rich plebs never talk to anyone but other rich plebs and freak the fuck out when they have to enter into normal human interactions

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

Dude that's disgusting... that means you've felt my cum on your fingers

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

He's jewish what a gay cunt

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

Wondered what that was, thought it was just a bad yeast infection. Tasted fucking weird too

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Sorry mate the local Woolies has run out of pineapples

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

What do I get for fingering the male one?

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

Sells public assests
Workchoices
Did nothing with the ridiculous amount of money we had coming in
Took away guns

Stop

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Leaders - uh - lead
I am a leader

so fucking weak

if you have to constantly remind people youre the leader, guess what mate... youre not actually inspiring leadership

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

Red pill me on the Hex meme.

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

/pol/thread/79779182#p79797099
tfw Dunkley
it's literally been 50/50 since the beginning
My vote actually counted, I had the power to influence all of my family and friends' votes and decide the major party but instead decided to keep quiet aside from encouraging them to put memes first. I know most of them preferenced Labor and I could have stopped them

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

tfw Gilmore
tfw also 50/50

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

So do we have a prime minister yet?

Owen Long
Owen Long

She fucking loves getting a few sneaky fingers up her

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

The cat fish isn't fish any more.

William Hughes
William Hughes

A=10
B=11
C=12
D=13
E=14
F=15

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

She's on a popular gaming show and is hot af

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Nah m8, we're still anarchist country.

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

Pauline Hanson hates chinks first and says it's an asian invasion
Sells her chip shop to a Vietnamese family
LMAO

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

gets paid money by dumb chinks
gets elected

xDDDD

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

seriously how the fuck did he get in?

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

tfw Pauline Hanson's fish and chip shop is now owned by chinks

leftists are pushing to have it taken over by literal kebab

How is this not proving further that she was right? Her very fucking fish and chip shop was taken over by foreigners.

Can we just just napalm Sydney and Melbourne already? Can the Military just go rogue for us? Establish a new Capital?

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

So Labor is winning then?

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

only MY scare campaigns should gain traction

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

tl;dr Mal is continuing to cash in on Labor's medicare fraud campaign and still pretending that the coalition will form a majority government with little chance of them not meeting the deadline whilst Barnaby seems to have admitted defeat is doing a better job of courting the crossbenchers than liberals and labor

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Why can't these retards put microphones in the audience so I can hear these questions

Fucking idiots

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

aus/pol/ meetup when?

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Fresh fish
All that stock of produce behind the ocunter, bottles of water

Now a microwave and energy drinks
Religious shit shoved in your face

Chink family probably just hordes their money or sends it back home, Pauline used her money and business to try and save her country

It fucking stings to look at this

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Turnbull accepting full responsibility and stepping down.

BASED TONE RETURNING.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

What do I get for fingering the male one?
Brown fingers and a smell that won't wash off.

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

howard takes our guns
ring the police "hello can u take down the gubmint xDD lost me guns maaaate xDD"
"oi nah fuck off cunt im on smoko xDD
"fucking true as cunt oi shout us a dart but ay

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

I have been wondering why the army doesn't step in and end this multicultural madness with a coup before its too late

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Barny is trying to remain a useful idiot for the coalition so he doesnt lose his deputy position

prepbull has probably accepted the games over and he didnt get to become australias first president by leading a referedum in his 2nd term and then getting elected

i guess hell go be rich and do whatever bored millionaire retirees do

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

I think I actually know people who post here, also I hate 75% of the regulars in these threads so it'd probably be an awkward meetup

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

Hunt the most dangerous game at all?

John Lee
John Lee

"oi cunt gubmint is going off cunt rekon we should do something bout it?"
"get fuked cunt thats not my job plus im on smoko get sum otha cunt to do it ay"
"aw fuck yua then cunttt"
maaateeeeee

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Done counting in my area.

Was getting pretty sick of this shithead Greens scrutineer with the shrillest voice you've ever heard

QUERY
QUERY
QUERY

and trying to argue with me during the count kek.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Turnbull: Sets up medicare privatisation unit
Shorten: "Hey Mr. Turnbull, watcha' doin' here?
Turnbull: N-nothing to see here, stupid goyim!! T-this is just another Labor scare campaign!!!"

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

oi cunttt draw us a dick on ya ballot xDD
nah fuk off cunt im voting labor ay cuz othawise we cant see a doc no more ayyy
aw fuck bazza ure a dawggg cunt ay

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

Muh jobs for Australians
Sells shop to gooks
LMAO, Pauline only does this for her sweet senator pay check, you realize she's just playing you right?

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

?

Jacob White
Jacob White

literally takes their orders from the IPA

IPA literally has called for the erosion of medicare for decades

B-BUT THE ALP IS MEDISCARING

libcucks on opposition watch

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

fuk off ya goyim cuntttt ay
oi nah but rekon u could give us a smoke

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Derryn "Proud to raise his wife's child" Hinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3y1JtWgDs

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

What the fuck are you trying to do here? Is this your attempt at comedy?

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

fuk off ya white dawgggg
fukn dumb whitey ay cunt
oi we wuz doin awright ay till u cunts come ere with ya DRINK cunt ay
fukin white dawgggg
oi gie us a smoke but ay

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

this in the senate every single day
gonna be a good three years lads

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

KEK

LITERALLY POLISHED ANOTHER MAN'S TROPHY

HE INVESTED IN ANOTHER MANS SCROTE JUICE

[email protected]

Oliver King
Oliver King

FUK OFF ya white dawg CUNT dont be laughn at us ay
jus cuz we is BLACK ya cunt
gie us a smoke but ya white dawgggg

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

yfw no government formed
yfw lower house election
yfw Xenomorph picks up more SA clay and ONP picks up working class Queensland seats
yfw Libs absolutely BTFO
yfw Nats + Katter + ONP + Xenomorph hold the libs to ransom
yfw white australia policy restored
yfw manufacturing comes back
yfw chinks deported

William Allen
William Allen

What a cuck.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

LITERALLY A KEK

Nathan King
Nathan King

When leftist thought policing backfires.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jun/09/anti-muslim-sentiment-strong-and-widespread-in-australian-army-study-shows

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

counting will resume on at 00:00 on Tuesday
It's now 2:30pm
0.1% more votes have been counted

Jesus christ considering it's going to a hung parliament with a senate full of nutters this is the most boring election ever.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

daily keks are going to be great, she is already triggering everyone.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

rekt

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

You're actually taking time out of your day to write this, reconsider the choices you've made that's led you to this

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

Why do people keep forcing that he was a good PM my mate goes on about it all the time because his dad tells him John Howard was good.

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

Based Owen

Do y'all think Wyatt Roy is circumcised?

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Get sensitivity training
Become more sensitive to the feelings of those people which Islam preaches hate toward

Fantastic. It's yet more proof that the leading cause of """islamophobia""" is proximity to Islam.

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

tfw no Serbian delicacies

Get some shitty beef sausage with no flavour in white bread and these poofs think it's hilarious to tag it on election day CUNTS

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

They even train specifically to remove Kebab, so there's that.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

oi cuNT fuk off ay white dawg
SUK ME OFF the next station

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Cause he's familiar and Boomers lived it the fuck up under him

They got free education and a cheap home and everything worked out in their favour and then they were already like 40 when he was around and by then they had nothing else to worry about but national stability

Boomers are fucking retarded

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Mate it's just a good old fashioned sausage sizzle. It's not meant to be fancy. Set up your own Serbian delicacy stall if you want it so bad

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

cool it slobodan

kebapi are better but

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

what about the freedom not to vote. Every generation of my family has fought in a war for 'straya, does that mean I can choose not to vote?
Fucking faggots think they know what they're talking about.

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Sounds like the Sudanese Beauty pageant that ended in a traditional machete riot with 200 in attendance. God bless Melboune and there protected ape species!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/man-involved-in-beauty-pageant-riot-warned-he-could-face-jail/story-fn6bfkm6-1226264061908

Charles James
Charles James

oi nah fukn aus are top blokes but ay
dont even need ya redpills cunt ay we like a big redpill with legs ay cept them white dawg cunts din gie us smokes the cunt ay but nah all good cuz dole day the morra cunt be fukn sweeeeet mateeeee
gon get me a coupla them fruit lexias but cunttt seeyas at the park better gie us ya smokes tho cunt ay

Carson Green
Carson Green

i voted for john howards liberal party in my first election, workchoices was great if you were half descent at your job you could trade penalties you never used for super high hourly rates.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

You wanna go to jail?

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

yeh nah sweet as cunt us black dawgs gotta stick together ay fukn white cunts dun get us votes ay brudda
me uncle faught for dem white cunts in the nam ay yeh he was a cook n all fukn sweet gig tho ay
oiii n u get dole for life too fukn sweetttt

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

must be why wages have been stagnant for so long

cause the employer just gives raises willy nilly if youre a good employee

he doesnt just replace you

he doesnt get an unpaid intern

nah

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

mfw shorten is literally ripping turnbull apart right now

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

Well I mean all the wars we've had in recent years have been against towel heads. What do they think is going to happen? Dude's going to go kill and be killed by muslims then come back and be all like "yeah mate them mussies aren't too bad ay"

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

oi nah cunt I DUN WAN GO JAIL fukn stop lookin at me dawg
YA FUKN LAUGN CUZ IM CRYIN CUNT
yer not spose to laugh when sumone is cryin ya white dawg cuntttt
fukn suck me off next station cunt

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

It's cheap shit used as a fundraiser you dickhead, of course being a poor peasant Slav you'd know fuck all about raising funds right mate?

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Shut the fuck up reddit.

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

who /perf/ here

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

yeh nah cunt
YER YER
suk me off next station

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

tfw transit officer in qld
literally have to deal with this shit on a daily basis

kek

Stinkin abos tucked up on the train, blankets and all. Sudanese gangs with star pickets. Maoris who just want to punch on. It's all fun.

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

fuck off ahmed nothing wrong with tasty food

hurr its an election so heres some white bread enjoy your bread and circuses proles

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

ywn be a bogan cunt in the strayan army

feelsbadman

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

entire newsfeed is people upset about one nation

LEL fucking pinkos

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

Yes, that must be the only reason.

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

me and all the boys fingered her in a sydney nightclub

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

true as cunt how many did ya suk off

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA

She is a bogan.

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

Literally all of them

James Bailey
James Bailey

There is literally nothing wrong with what she said in that video.

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

if you dont accept taqqiya pleasantries then they win

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

australian election chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

So what? bogans are top tier cunts.

Ryan White
Ryan White

Katter is a fucking bogan.
Pauline is queen of Sup Forums , I'd advise you to rethink speaking ill of her.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

u lil fulla wanna go? get on the road cunt u cant do me im SOBA! fuck u and ya son braa

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

oi fukn cunt who ya tribe wif?
OII u got smokes bro?

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

Are you that bi dude who left his address here once?

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

implying there is anything wrong with bogans

hard working people who actually have the guts to speak out against people trying to take their country from them? nothing wrong with that mate

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

SMASH HIM MUNGO

UPPERCUT HIM BRAHH

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

suk my dik so hard and ill say YER YER
knock ya out bitch
unnastand?
dis my land bitch
tell em u suk em too ya dum dawg
let em know u suk em harddd n good ya dumb dawg

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

me mums tribe was da bullawullawoogabooga tribe up north bra dey mad cunts dem fullas is

got no smokes bra but i got 30mil sniff ay u wanna lil sniff? come on bra sniffs deadly ay

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

FEEED THA MUTHAFUCKKAAAA

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

ya know u luv suking black boob
yu know u luv suking black bags

let em know u wana suk em off too

Mason King
Mason King

That fucking arab fuck on our TV disgusts me

I want to punch my fucking screen. Look at his fucking head.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

Counting resumed today
Literally less than 1% of the total votes have been counted
Managed to count more than 60% on Saturday night

What on earth are they doing?

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

aw bro fukn lov a sniff bro, u got that BP ultimate bro? fukn prime sniff ay
but ay my nonna gone off dreamland on da sniff n we neva seen her again ay

ay u got ny smokes yet

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

That is me :]

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

They're public servants, mate. They can go faster; they just don't want to.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

this. why are the AEC such useless cunts?

David Wood
David Wood

Yeah, this. It's akin to the slander against Rednecks. Bogans are the best of Aussie people.

inb4 some Melbournian homosexual confuses station rats, skaters, scum etc with bogans

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

No wonder this country is going to shit.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

mate they all went on maternity leave at the sign of work and now it's poor old john the intern doing it all. Cut him some slack.

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

pretty funny abo video

fb.com / 1401132220173873/videos/1578660335754393/

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Probably paid by the hour.

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

As someone who took some a/l (from my public service job kek) to do counting, it is mostly uni students who are getting $400 a day and a cabcharge to and fro who don't want it to end.

Add to that scrutineers who want to query and argue every ballot even when it is clear.

It is ridiculous, AEC should just replace with electronic ballots and we'd know the results by 1801 on election night..

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

what about the freedom not to vote.
You can have that freedom for ~$100.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2lJe9zKgFs

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Add to that scrutineers who want to query and argue every ballot even when it is clear.

That's good. I want my vote to fucking count. I numbered every fucking box under the line for the senate. You better fucking count that shit right.

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRQTz5gr24

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

Mostly uni students
There's your problem

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Then don't complain when it takes a month, famalam.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

It is ridiculous, AEC should just replace with electronic ballots and we'd know the results by 1801 on election night..
Only if there were also independant scrutineers to double check. Otherwise it'd just go to whomever paid for the electronic ballots, like in America.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk5FoGWt84

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

The army is filled with legitimate retards. Also, people are bainwashed into hating Muslims by the time they fucking leave Kapooka.

How are these shocking stories? Anyone who has any experience with the army knows the vast majority of people in it are racist as fuck and treat women like dirt. I don't think a weekend doesn't go by on Enoggera where some poor drunk girl grabbed from the valley doesn't get used as a sex toy by an entire section.

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Retarded conspiracy theories tbqh pham.

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

Willing to take the risk just so we can find out who'll be dicking us a day sooner?

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Have electronic, which also prints a ballot. those printed ballots are saved and rechecked to see if there is any discrepancy.

Also I think electronic voting machine should have a optional political compass test built into it as well.

David Wood
David Wood

I went here last year pmsl

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Something that didn't happen: The status
Those Australians that died would have turned the guns on their government if they knew that one day niggers would be voting.

It's funny when people like this try to refer to Australian soldiers dying for our "freedoms" when it is an objective truth that had WW1 and WW2 soldiers known what was coming for their country, they would have thrown their weapons down in disgust. My Grandpa was a case-in-point. He fought at Tobruk and then in south Asia in the final stages of WW2. He was disgusted by the direction the country had taken after the war and regularly wondered whether it was worth it.

Hell, this cuck would probably bleat like a goat if (when) Australians vote no on the fag marriage plebiscite.

baww such a thing shouldn't be up to a public vote baww

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Legal immigration from a time when australia had a labour shortage =/= bad

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

Have electronic, which also prints a ballot. those printed ballots are saved and rechecked to see if there is any discrepancy.
Yea, that's what i mean.
And if we're talking any kind of testing, there should be a political literacy one before anyone can register to vote.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_Hanson

Pauline married a Polish immigrant when she was 16. She's a false prophet lads

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

T-they're brainwashed! Racism! The poor womyn!

Wake up to reality mate.

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Hell, this cuck would probably bleat like a goat if (when) Australians vote no on the fag marriage plebiscite.
baww such a thing shouldn't be up to a public vote baww
They'll be crying about how it's non-binding. But then if it does pass, and isn't acted on because it's non-binding, they'd be crying for blood.

Would love to see a Sliding Doors type thing for it.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

she was 16
She made a mistake and learned from her error.

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

ITS HABBEDING

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

brainwashed
into hating mudshitslims
Kek, no. Everyone hates them anyway faggot

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

hello robert i know you're reading this thread

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Is that you Chris?

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

Hating muslims is a natural extinct of Free Humans. People who lack that instinct are the ones that subvert society and destroy culture.

Fuck off.

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

i am sven

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

What is?

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

Can confirm the orgies thing, the army is degenerate AF.

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

6 years of Hanson in question time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE

#FEELTHEHEAT

#whiteblood

Shopping trolley. Murdered.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

Neil Diamond

Lucas King
Lucas King

Chinamen =/= good

James Carter
James Carter

why don't they get indians to count the votes?

Camden Green
Camden Green

For what purpose?

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Threat to national security.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

faster, cheaper, more efficient

we would have had a result by now

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

Been a big fan of this over the past few days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

faster, cheaper, more efficient
Yeah it would be cheaper, not the other two. Also it would be done wrong and everything would smell of curry and poo not in the loo.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

Why the rush for a result? I, for one, like the suspense and uncertainty.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

and in a shocking result the loo removal party has won the majority of parliament.

Brody James
Brody James

vote 1 the kiddie fiddler party
kek

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

He's anti kiddie fiddler.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

What are you talking about? Hinch BTFOs pedos live on radio.

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

sure sure, i bet he uses that as a cover to fiddle kiddies

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Being loudly anti-pedo is just a psychological way these sick fucks cope with their own pedo desires.

It is like the evangelical priests who denounce homosexuality all the time but then get caught fucking rent boys.

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

Hinch now has parliamentary privilege to tee off from.

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

Didn't he get diddled when he was a youngster?

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

parliamentary privilege
He still has to be careful because if the rest of the parliament feel he is abusing it then they can discipline him and even expel him from the senate if he persists.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

In 2013 Hinch wrote that after 30 years the woman had contacted him and said he was wrong about her age. She said she was born in 1961 and they met shortly after he joined 3AW in 1979. That made her 17 at the time of the liaison.[23]
O-oh no wait guys she was actually 17 hahahaha I was just havin' a laugh cunts
Top kek.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

That is what gives them the diddling bug themselves.

Luis Price
Luis Price

yeah that's probably why he's fucked in the head, uncle jimbob must have reamed his boi pussie good.

David Howard
David Howard

So, by your logic, Pauline Hanson is secretly a Muslim because she hates them so much?

Jack White
Jack White

No it only relates to sexual matters.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

Why?

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

Apologize.

Dylan King
Dylan King

m8 I am talking out my arse here. Don't give me your whys.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

Maybe you're just a pedo who is afraid that you will be doxed by based Hinch on the senate floor?

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

Nah she just wants to get a discount on those halal snack packs

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

She hates HSPs m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

I actually wanted to migrate to Australia, then I saw the Abbos and the niggers.

Brayden James
Brayden James

Hmm... I literally can't stop thinking!

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48d_1264743874

i think these are abos

they look like us dindus and act like them

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

Have a democracy first pajeet

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

Singapore
Pajeet

okay

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

the 3inch protochinks are fapping to their cartoons since the 4inch pajeets are taking their women

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

Still nothing new

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

minor parties now have to be considered
liberal mad as fuck shouting shit like 'who are you to decide the fat of all this country'
don't seem to realize they're not a majority so they don't even have this right anymore

Best election yet, m8s.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

They've been counting the votes all day bruh, they've gone through about 1%. Fucking pathetic.

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

Huh, really makes you think

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

let me fix this for you
They've been rigging the votes all day bruh, they've gone through about 1%. Fucking pathetic.

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

It doesn't really matter how fast they go since they have to wait for 13 days after election day anyway since postal votes are allowed to arrive all that time so long as they are postmarked before election day.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

He just got an 8 month suspended sentence for that.

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

Wait, so you're saying that they won't start counting the postals until 13 days from now?

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

No they will count them as they come in.

But we can't know the final result until 13 days.

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

that this attracted any time at all is outrageous. while boongs get good behaviour bonds and slaps on the wrist

Andrew King
Andrew King

From what little counting there has been today, the Liberals have increased their lead in Chisholm and have cut Labor's lead in Forde. Looks like the Liberals will form a minority government after all the dust has settled.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm

Also it looks like the Liberals will retain Grey. Xenophon's lead is shrinking with every update.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

It is ridiculous, AEC should just replace with electronic ballots and we'd know the results by 1801 on election night..

No. This is a terrible idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_0x6oaDmI

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

I am straya took the card

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

You now remember Clive Palmer.

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

What?

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

who won?

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm

Another 5 booths have reported in Grey. It's ogre for Xenophon.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

... He's literally still ahead.

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

The Jews

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

He was so close to attaining party status, rip moral wog of please don't go to the pokies.

Charles King
Charles King

While still getting paid a huge pension, paid for by tax payers while we have to pay super and keep all the neet fucks with their neet bucks

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

good

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

people are bainwashed into hating Muslims by the time they fucking leave Kapooka

my friends hated mudslimes before they even went, mate

hearing stories from vets rotating back about how they had to listen to muzzies raping little boys in the house next door to them was just the icing on the cake

racist as fuck

damn straight, and I don't know why you're on Sup Forums of all places complaining about it

treat women like dirt

incorrect, all the military chicks I know are treated like angels by their BFs

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Literally the nutsack of sweden

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

Why hate on your fellow Nordic master race bros m8?

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

Not anymore. Look at the link again. Liberal is now on 53% of the vote.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Refresh the page lad, the Libs have a good lead now

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

A cuck showed this to me once as the reason why he doesn't like Pauline Hanson smfh

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

i kekd

but howard is dah messiah for aussies and now the country is safe lol

William Hill
William Hill

Doesn't matter who manages to form govt, it seems like you guys are screwed. From NZ it looks like your two main parties are so unpopular and out of touch (liberal- weve got our head up our arse and assume we will always win / labor- fag marriage for everyone) they didn't count on people voting in a huge way for meme parties.
In six months time you'll probably have Abbott as pm again, and Shorten will be knifed and will dissapear back to unions to do shady deals again.

Underrated post
Top kek

Military wont do anything. Wasn't Aussie of the year a military faggot who wants us to stop using the word 'guys' coz it hurts wormen in the ovaries.

My baka makes great cevapcici

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

That was crazy, oer 15% swing to libs. I actually thought NXT had that seat in the bag yesterday.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

i just hate the amount of leftists retards in your country it seems like you guys are the very few that see things for what they are

leftists for some reason want to ruin western culture and in replace of that install of all things shariah law which is so etched in hatred towards gays and women that they literally stone people for cheating on your husband and shit like that

has the world gone mad?

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

That was only based off 5 booths, so it was clearly misleading and an outlier.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

Doesn't matter who manages to form govt
our two main parties are so unpopular and out of touch

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

That was only based off 5 booths
ABC had Grey at >70% counted though... Are they intentionally trying to mislead the public?

David Wright
David Wright

dissing sausage sizzle
you can fuck right off
it's not about the flavour like some poofy french black turtleneck wearing gourmand, it's about the stodge, cunt

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

Yes, they counted most of the primary votes, but only now have they just started allocating preferences.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

In six months time you'll probably have Abbott as pm again
Tone has been pulling the strings the whole time. This was all part of his plan, he has been playing 5D chess while turnbull and shorten play checkers.
Tones is coming back boys.

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

This is probably true, as ridiculous as it should sound.

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

The main problems are the Marxist infested education system combined with the Jew media.

The silent majority hate all this shit but are too scared to speak out for fear of losing their job and social circle to crazed leftists, with the future generations brainwashed they're slowly becoming the minority as well.

It's just going to get worse and I'm not sure if we can fix it without near total collapse.

How do you avoid the Swedecucks influencing you country?

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

I dunno bro, im quietly confident the reelection of one nation to the senate could mark a turning point for the nation. even the news.com comments are more redpilled recently

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

the card went to the sandpit, it wont matter anyway

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

btw this guy's thread id name is
cuckme

/pol/thread/79804356#p79804477
..

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Which one? How do I make money

Nathan King
Nathan King

Wilkie won't support either.

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Is it me or can Libs actually for a majority? 1-5 look guaranteed, 6-8 seem likely.

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

How do you avoid the Swedecucks influencing you country?

avoid them lol but most swedes are actually pissed off about this

its the same everywhere as you described we have a vocal minority getting exaggerated air time in the media because of cultural marxism

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

Forgot pic

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

They'll get to around 74 or 75 seats, which would be enough to allow them to form a minority government with Katter and McGowan

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

10,000 shares
40,000 likes

Social media was a mistake

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

Keep up the good fight HDI bro, hopefully future happenings in Europe don't affect you too much.

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

NXT ahead 45%
buggy af

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

You didn't work this out sooner, do you even remember KONY 2012

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Fuck off back to Melbourne, poof. The bull is calling you

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

ABC just called Grey for Libs

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

Grey just went to Libs

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

*and when I went outside he had stolen my car

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

Ive known it for some time friend

Deleted friendbook a few years ago and life has improved

Literally

Women courting attention from betas: The website

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

i think he means the sluts they pick up in the club

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

what went wrong?

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

just got home

can anyone sum up whats happened today with the counting? what are the implications?

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

sum up whats happened today with the counting?

Grey got declared for the libs. So no second seat for NXT.

Not much other movement. Seems almost certain that Coalition will have more seats than Labor. Probably 74 - 76.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

COUNTING RESUMES
wtf is wrong with you?
Why do you need two weeks to count those ballots?

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

Nothing happened.

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Did nothing with the ridiculous amount of money we had coming in
ill have you know he gave it all to bogans in Western Sydney in the form of handouts with bullshit like baby bonuses

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Same reason as Austria m8. Postals.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

Why do you need two weeks to count those ballots?
welcome to the Australian public cuckervice

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

/reddit/

HSP is good shit tho

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

sharing a city with this faggot

fml.

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Found the LDP voter, fuck off Zhao, you will not flood this country with browns.

Nah but he fucked a 15 year old in his 30s by his own admission

FULL

i just hate the amount of leftists retards in your country

Mate we just elected a bunch of ethno-nationalists to our senate, did better than you useless poofters.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

How many votes have been counted?

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

ABC is saying Libs are 69 and Labs are 67 with 9 in doubt. How accurate is this? On those numbers the Libs should get in easy.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Liberals are winning this, m8s. Labor threw everything they had, all their scare campaigns, and couldn't get the job done. They've been exposed as inept liars. They blew it. No chance at the next election. Will take decades to rebuild their fractured mess of a party.

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

baby bonus
bullshit
You've got two choices. Either we encourage Whites to breed or we import third world shitheads like Europe does. In either case, we need more young people in this country and providing financial incentives does work. Bringing in shitheads won't help whatsoever given that they have no incentive to be anything but parasites given how much they are coddled. It's also a very short term solution.

https://www.melbourneinstitute.com/downloads/media_release/final-WP-Baby_Bonus.pdf

Although, it wasn't a raging success unfortunately.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

It's a globalist thinks the population ponzi is a good idea episode

Fuck off to Japan to see how that works out

We don't need an ever lasting supply of people

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

The baby bonus encourages more white trash bogans to have kids.

Matthew White
Matthew White

Of the 9 in doubt, liberal are ahead in 4 and Labor in 5.

If the postal vote=liberal vote meme is true and can push these electorates 0.5-1% to liberal's favour then they sweep all 9. If not, coalition minority government.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

Libs have the best chance to form govt but at best they can hope for a 2 seat majority which they need a speaker from.

Only chance Lab have is if Katter tells Libs to get fucked if he doesn't get the pork barreling he wants.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Yeah great, so we solidify Turnbullism. The best we can hope for out of this is a hung parliament. Libs at the moment have been stacked with a bunch of pozzed up gay cunts. If no one can get anything done for 3 years, hopefully the Libs will realign along conservative lines and Malcolm gets the axe instead of being basically free market Labor. Or hopefully there will be a split and we get a conservative party.

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

John Howard was a good PM

Ease up m8

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

The fact that labor came within a whisker of forming government after the crushing defeat in 2013 is nothing to sniff at, lad
the carbon tax campaign was every bit as dishonest as the medicare campaign was, neither side is clean on that front

Michael King
Michael King

It all started at a Sup Forums meet up in a nightclub

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

Labor would need to court all of the crossbenchers. Not happening.

Greens want their own ministry, Wilkie wouldn't further tarnish his reputation, McGowen is a crypto-liberal, Katter cannot stand the faggotry of new labor and NXT will rule out buddying up with the majors as it will go against their main point of existance.

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Lib meme seems to be true, they've started clawing back Hindmarsh, Chisholm and Gilmore

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Hanson lives in Beaudesert, Queensland. She moved there after considering moving to the United Kingdom, but decided to remain in Australia, commenting that the UK was "overrun with immigrants". When considering moving, Hanson said that she would not sell her house to Muslims.

Pauline is Sup Forums

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

Based Pauline.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

The fact that labor came within a whisker of forming government after the crushing defeat in 2013 is nothing to sniff at

Only because of the Medicare privatisation meme. And what sneaky jew tricks do they have up their sleeves for next election? Nothing. They fired their best shot.

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

Sold her fish & chips shop to gooks though...

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

The fact that Chisholm is still maintain a 2% swing to the liberal party makes me so happy. If the coalition hadn't let Labor steamroll them for the past 8 weeks Victoria would have gone blue all over, people down here were fed up with the Labor state government. They almost lost 2 seats that have always been labor seats to the Greens, how embarassing.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

It's a senate blocks supply bills later this year episode

This parliament is hung like my bwc

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

Labor always has a sneaky jew trick to play, don't underestimate them. They learn it from the unions.
Next time it will be the GST or something.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

They must of used a white real estate agent to negotiate the deal

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

Sold her fish & chips shop to gooks
Are you sure about that? Just because gooks turned up in the same place running a similar shop doesn't mean she sold it to them.

She probably only leased the building.

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

Kat buddy up with Gillard so it isn't in the realm of impossibility and soft crypto-liberals like McGowan and NXT are practically indistinguishable from the ALP aside from all the lefty faggotry.

Crossbench only needs to give Labor confidence not form a Minority with them and I doubt the greens have the balls to throw out a ALP government if they don't get ministry.

Still though you are right Libs have got this in all likely hood but their is still a crack for ALP to sneak in but desu I don't know if they'd want it if they could get it; the senate is fucked and Malc is terminal at this stage.

Justin Price
Justin Price

labor shill. This is just another one of their tricks.

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

Kat buddy up with Gillard
Incorrect.

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

zed73tridyze5

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

And what sneaky jew tricks do they have up their sleeves for next election? Nothing. They fired their best shot.

True, but Turnbull fucked this election hard, he tried to pander to the left and payed for it with right wing meme party votes. The Liberals are just as fractured as Labor, the whole thing is a mess.

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

Labor tricked him into being a Jew

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

Laybah tricks!
lets ignore the fact the Libs opened the country to 200,000 migrants a year and all the working whites are abandoning them because the Libs fucked their jobs for more chinks, poos and slimes

Look at the rise of One Nation and Xenophon and tell me again it was because muh Labor and not the Liberals failing dismally.

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

Labor want you to dismiss his assertion - you're falling for Labor's crafty tricks.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

I'll never forgot the specific anti-liberal propoganda pics and articles spread across here in the 2013 election
TONY ABBOTT IS LITERALLY JEWISH, HERE IS 3 PICS OF HIM WITH JEWS, DON'T VOTE FOR HIM YOU TRAITORS

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

Turnbull's mother was Jewish, she did the runner on him when he was young so he wasn't raised a kike, but he is technically Jewish.

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

You never know, he might secretly resent jews because of his mother just like Obama hates white people because of his

William Howard
William Howard

You should see her in the town hall, she talks about white gencide and spends most of the time ragging on the UN

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

He was prime minster for a week and there was an article in the Israel times basically saying 'Oy Vey guys I'm not a goy'. He's worked for Goldman Sachs as an investment banker.

I put Liberal before Labor, but Turnbull really made it difficult.

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

They keep forgetting that he slashed taxes just before he got the boot. This set us up for the debt mess we are in to this day.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

We're gonna have to wait until tomorrow to find out the results, aren't we?

What the fuck.

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

tfw no prime minister

who do i look upto now bros?

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

Can some of you guys clear up the confusion of a hung parliament for me?

So if neither major parties make it to the magical 76 seats and the cross benchers don't want to side with either party, who becomes prime minister? Does it stay with who is in majority?

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

We vote again

And again

And Again

until someone makes government

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Murdoch - it's all the same

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

Wow didn't think it would come to that.

Although our country will be in dismay I cant help but enjoy watch the shit unravel.

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

The question is what will happen if there's a second vote?

My bets will be on Xeno and maybe One Nation gaining more seats due to publicity, with Labor forming government.

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

This.

The fact that modern Liberal members and politicians call him the greatest Liberal Prime Minister signifies what a shitfest the modern day Liberal Party has become.

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