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Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Attention users of Sup Forums. There will be, as you call it, a "happening" in exactly 2 hours and 37 minutes from now. This will be a major event taking place in the South China Sea. It will lead to a world war between the East and the West.

For citizens inside Japan; move away from dense urban areas as quickly as possible. Alert your loved ones to do the same.

For citizens of South Korea; move as far south-east as possible, North Korea will become highly dangerous throughout it's territory.

For citizens of the Americas; as with Japan, move away from dense urban areas as soon as possible, be sure to alert your loved ones.

Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.

Europe will be largely unaffected, initially. But it is best to take every precaution possible.

Several "Nuclear Options" in various nations will be used in this conflict. Be prepared and be safe.

This message has been premade, the specified time at the beginning of 2 hours and 37 minutes remains accurate.

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighborhoods/crime-rates/top100dangerous/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifUJVN09FSc
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-china-idUSKCN0ZL030
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
http://www.panorientnews.com/en/news.php?k=2529
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/south-china-sea-beijing-begins-military-drills-ahead-of-key-territorial-ruling
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-china-idUSKCN0ZL030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36710808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/south-china-sea-beijing-begins-military-drills-ahead-of-key-territorial-ruling
https://youtu.be/rF4BCMs-8BE?t=52s
Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

Muh dicc

Owen James
Owen James

K

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Is that happening spelled habbening?

Brayden James
Brayden James

sounds legit.

At least it's not a fake happening we have to wait months to be dissapointed by.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Report to FBI.

You're not trolling today mother fucker.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

I don't believe you.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Great

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

cool

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

I have an appointment to the dentist in 30 minutes, can you set it earlier?

kthxbye

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

WHAT CITY WOULD YOU BE BORN IN AGAIN RIGHT NOW

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighborhoods/crime-rates/top100dangerous/

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

I have my gas mask on, and bathtub filled. Whats next?

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

no one gives a shit about us famalam

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Love thy neighbor.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Realistic scenario. I have thought about this situation the past few months but if the world was to take up arms again, it would be atleast 10 years from now.

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Fallout 4 realist mode?

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

gr8 b8 m8.

this is one of my favorite images that you can pore over while you contemplate your decisiont.

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

200 years from now

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

I was really looking forward to the new Ghostbusters movie...

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

fugg wrong thread/board... All around fuckup

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

I've been waiting for you, Death, my old friend. Make it swift.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Can I have your attention please..:

TESTICLES

That is all.

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

can you hurry it up,OP?
ill probably be sleeping when it happens.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Kek.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Come on dont get my hopes up like that.. Whats the nature of the incident

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

This is some high-level shit posting Aussie.

Juan James
Juan James

Nothing America can't handle

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Kek wills it

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

Finally!!! I've waiting to see a World War since last year

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

It's fine. We get to see them kill each other

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

see flag

snicker

James Brown
James Brown

Have you been around the past 7 years? Obama and his leftist administration have disabled the effectiveness of our military. We're left to trust our rednecks and gun lovers if we're invaded.

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

Wait guys I got one

Shut up...
Meg

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.

Damn feels bad desu senpai

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

1 post by this ID

Cool story bro
Will we be facing off against godzilla, too? Keep me posted, senpai

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

There's an old chinese man
He's going to fart
He's been holding it in all his life

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

K.. Keep me posted

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

1 Post by this ID

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.

of course you sly bastard

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

What's it like to be such a loser that you make posts like this

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

Confusius say 'you full of shit'

Owen White
Owen White

Pfft, I just spent 5 months sailing the South China Sea and there's nothing that could happen that would escalate to nukes so quickly that you'd have to post a warning on Sup Forums of all places. Not even the capture or sinking of an American sub.

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

My captcha was a fucking beat up street sign on the ground, should've ss'ed

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Oh look, another /pol/-tier ITS HAPPENING where nothing at all is going to happen.

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

Cant wait to kill some chinks

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

see flag

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

inb4 happening results in mass replies

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

1 post by this ID

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Man with smelly finger have itchy bum.

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

You better not be just shitposting

I've been waiting for a massive habbening for a long time. something to finally give meaning to my life

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

You cucks couldn't understand war against a herd of emus, so cool.

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

Is this a wide band listening thread? If not, someone better alert the Aussies that their OTH has become sentient and is posting on anonymous image boards.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Godspeed, and remember: kamikaze worked!

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

notice flag

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

I saw a red stationary dot in the sky move slightly then drop a small green thing onto the ground...what the hell was that?

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

right on knock off
Great, I've got a slab I can crack open for it.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

Watching this thread

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Fuck, I don't want to call my parents and ask them to take guns with us into the middle of nowhere for no reason.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

Glad to se straya still delivering top notch shitposting.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Hawaii fag here; my body is ready, muh gunz are ready.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

HAPPENING CANCELLED.

Sorry about that guys

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

haha that webm, did he get deported after that?

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Welp, time to brew some coffee, it's gonna be a long night.

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

What time is it where you guys are? Exactly 1:59 here

Dylan White
Dylan White

A shitpost from that flag, why oh my word I never expected such a thing

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

10 years from now America will be 250 years old. 250 years is the average age of empires throughout history.

Josiah White
Josiah White

This message has been premade

top kek

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

a shame this is fake

I'd enjoy a happening

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

post yfw its actually happening

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

American empire will last at least 35 years past that.

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Include me in the screenshot if this turns out to be real

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

Neato

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

inb4 gets invaded by japs
nvm it already happened kek.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

I'm gonna get prepared just in case.

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

No Chicago. That lists bs m8

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

what about India

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

75 replies
1 post by this ID
Aus

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Fuck off Australia I was just about to sleep
Now I don't think I can anymore

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

total brownout

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

You've been playing to much Fallout, nerd.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

Well Aussie it was nice knowing you. Seeing how incredibly unprepared you are to face off with China and will be sucking Uncle Sam's cock for help but you won't get it because Obama won't "put boots on the ground"

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

implying America is average
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

kek

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

Somehow liberals will blame the end of the world on racism and white privilege

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

dont worry lads
anzacs will repopulate the world

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

america hasn't been an empire for 240 years even... maybe about fucking 70. kill yourself

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

huh

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

I'm in Tokyo.

Going to turn on an episode of Jojo and wait for the nukes.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

Uh-huh.

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

1 post by this ID

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

millions of happening threads that have turned out fake
still staying up for this one just in case

I...I just want the happening to actually happen, Sup Forums...

Maybe if I had a gf or...I don't know...

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

ITS THE FUCKING END TIMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifUJVN09FSc

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Right.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

millions of happening threads that have turned out fake

Not just millions

Every

Last

One

They are b tier and should be banned

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Reported. Only humans are allowed to pass the captcha.

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

I'm waiting to die right now, so a good happening before I go could be cool.

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

this thread again.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

wew lad

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Fuck Off Rudd

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

You can't just make this thread multiple times and hope you eventually fool someone.

You have to space these out months apart.

You already did this one not too long ago.

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

Night lads. If I wake up tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed Straya.

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

If you don't have a copy of the Bible with you, know that hell is eternal.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

OP here

take a good hard look at yourselves. Waiting around for world destruction... you are everything that is wrong in the world.

get outside and find meaning in your lives that isn't at the expense of someone else. gullible tools.

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

will we die?

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

not embracing Satan's 16" horned cock in your ass
20[current year]

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-china-idUSKCN0ZL030

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

OP's mum Here

Ignore my son, I caught him masturbating the other day and now he's all shy and embarrassed and frustrated.
Its Ok Neville, all the big boys do it but usually in the shower not in the street.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY ARE FUCKING NEAR IN OUR ISLANDS WAHT THA FUCK???? IM GOING TO DIE

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

this can't be

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

SOON

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

In joint editorials in its Chinese and English editions, the state-run Global Times said the dispute, having already been complicated by U.S. intervention, now faces further escalation due to the threat posed by the tribunal to China's sovereignty.

"Washington has deployed two carrier battle groups around the South China Sea, and it wants to send a signal by flexing its muscles: As the biggest powerhouse in the region, it awaits China's obedience," it said.

China should speed up developing its military deterrence abilities, the paper added.

"Even though China cannot keep up with the U.S. militarily in the short-term, it should be able to let the U.S. pay a cost it cannot stand if it intervenes in the South China Sea dispute by force," it said.

"China hopes disputes can be resolved by talks, but it must be prepared for any military confrontation. This is common sense in international relations."

The newspaper is published by the ruling Communist Party's official People's Daily, and while it is widely read in policy-making circles it does not have the same mouthpiece function as its parent.

China, which has been angered by U.S. patrols in the South China Sea, will be holding military drills in the waters there starting from Wednesday.

China's Defence Ministry said the drills are routine, the official China Daily reported.

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

Less than 2 hours. Please be REEEEEal

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Its okay
Most South-East Asian countries are allied with each other against China because of their continued expansion in the South China Sea and Indian Ocean
This was bound to happen desu

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Suddenly I'm craving Chinese food

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

nothing happens

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

cool story bro

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

God speed Kamikaze Karate Kong

William Miller
William Miller

You better make sure it really happens you asshole, I am tired of these fake predictions.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

only happening is more dicks in ur ass fagot

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Who the fuck is going to invade New Zealand?

We dont even exist.

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Everything been so boring lately.

We really need a massive happening, like 500 deaths.

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Out of everyone a fucking Aussie is posting this

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

Stop

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

I hope you Americans changed your draft in time cause boy oh boy you're gonna need every last able body out there to fend off waves and waves of Chinese human fodder in the ruins of Japan

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

HOLY FUCK IS IT HAPPENING???

IM LOSING MY SHIT HERE GUYS GETTTING MY BUGOUT BAG. GOOD LUCK AND DONT FORGET YOUR 4 OF CLUBS!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Press F to pay respects

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Don't make me get excited for nothing.

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

TURN ON CNN!!!

MISSLE LAUNCHED BY NAVAL SHIP! NOT CLEAR WHO.

John Murphy
John Murphy

dont forget ur piss

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

Torn labrum in my hip. I'll be in the hills fucking qt country girls.

Mason Long
Mason Long

letting Australia in charge of important messages

uh-huh

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

So it's happening?

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

This seems legit to me. It makes sense that China would start WW3 in the middle of the afternoon. They have the most strength after they finish their dog soup.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Finally.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

toasting

also how much time do we have left?

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Nothing is hotter than Aussie on Aussie banter

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

the people on top who would know hours before a major happening
giving a fuck about Sup Forums

I wish I was gullible enough to get hyped for this.

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

Please be real

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

Little over an hour and 15 minutes.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

I wish I was gullible enough to get hyped for this.

a senpai can dream though

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

You're gonna make me stay up until 2 am for this, aren't ya, you sick Aussie fuck?

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

How the fuck is it not clear if some one launched a missile.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

Literally no one believed you
"gullible tools"

lol back to plebbit with you

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

k... keep me posted

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

Your wife is about to start a happening in the middle of my pants in less than two minutes op

if ya know what i mean ;)

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Tfw it's only 10:43 here

Haha, east coast fags will never sleep forget her happening.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

REPORTS JUST IN THAT THE MISSILE IS TRAVELLING LEFTWISE AT A REALLY QUICKENING RATE OF FASTNESS!

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

My power just went out.

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

What the fuck man.

East coast fags will be asleep for the happening*

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

So a bit over an hour left? I'm certain that this one is going to happen. It isn't like other predictions. This one is legit.

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Holy fuck you're drunk

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

Suck my dick, commiefornian shitbag. I'm a CSTer.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
No one would even mention this unless they were lying. Obviously Oceania is going to be unaffected, what the fuck do you think is there?

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

1 hour 15 minutes til WW3
I hope you all got the water filters ready

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Will we get to smoke some darkies?

If not, I don't really give a shit

Inb4 "happening" is OP sticking a lit M80 in his butt

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

Arizona faggot.

I bet you like daylight savings time you fucking sun cuck

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

australia
k

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

Yeah, maybe I do.

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Is it bad that I want WW3 to happen so I don't have to worry about shit anymore and just focus on killing chinks/ruskis/Snackbars? And if I die...I die

Ian White
Ian White

Daylight savings time is a wonderful bit of ingenuity that stupid rubes like you can't comprehend.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

mfw I have to worry about all the gooks, viets, and chinamen around getting "patriotic"

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

OP is a faggot

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Nothing is going to happen goyim

James Green
James Green

SKYKING SKYK... oh...

australian

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Tfw you live in Tampa.
Tfw no hope in happening scenario
Good night anons.

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

Hey Tampabro, stay up with me you fucking faggot

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

DELET THIS

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

Que tampa?

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

Does OP or any of you guys have enough proof that this is real?

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

what WHAT WHAT

this is real right?

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

If only

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

I'm staying up until 2 for this. If nothing happens, then I'll learn an important lesson I should've already learned about Aussies.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Washington?

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

Thinking this is real

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

Nah, DFW

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

My neighbor is a Chinese

James Young
James Young

it might be, it might be not

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Literally nothing will happen

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

not to go all mandela effect on you, but it has been changed to "daylight saving time." i also remember it as "daylight savings time." ):

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

a firework

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

yfw happening threads become the new slide threads

they're on to us. they know the one thing Sup Forums can't get enough of is a good happening.

even posting from an Australian ip to keep the shitpost legit in nature - well done, infiltrators.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

ONE HOUR LEFT :]

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

Why the fuck are asians in Texas?

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

People responding to obvious bait/slide threads.

Can't wait for summer to be over.

John Lee
John Lee

Pefecto Yasay

10/10 name

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

way to go Sup Forums

I told my mom and now she's all worked up

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

holy fuck, you in the arlington area or where?

Luis White
Luis White

You tell me, man. I'm not THAT old to know when/why they started emigrating here. All I know is that Dallas is known for its AMPs.

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

check the terminology paragraph
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Fucking Austria.

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

Is it really one hour left?

I'm fucking ready to volunteer for infantry if this shit happens.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

after a thousand battles, one only sees death

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

Nah, Carrolltonfag. This damn storm's gonna keep me up like last night, if anything.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

AUS
everytime

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

HOLYSHIT STOP POSTING FROGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
STOP
FROG POSTING

NOW

Michael King
Michael King

trust me bud, youd be suprised how sneaky and tactical an gun owner in america can get.
Just think of how the u.s military struggled with ragheads with ww1 and ww2 equipment in the middle east.

Imagine if theyda had gear on par with the military like some gun owners do. may not sound like much, but itll be like vietnam to any foreign invader, fudds would be firing from 600- 1000 meters away at foreign patrols had they gotten in.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

Praise KEK!

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

Are you out of breath after walking up the stairs to tell her?

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

USS Ronald Reagan is currently in the South China Sea

http://www.panorientnews.com/en/news.php?k=2529

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
omg tysm

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

same as here, but even worse with all the fucking shitskins blasting fireworks that are hitting my roof

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

what?

we share this room

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

Guys..

China wouldn't start WW3... would they?

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

It was right next to the fireworks but stayed still for a long ass time, then it moved up, then down, then let down this green thingy, then went down and disappeared. It was not firework.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Holy shit, still? Mine ended around 11

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

I just assumed you had to walk up some steps to get out of the basement to tell your mom.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

If nothing happens, I'm blocking all Australian posts.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Sauce me on the pic, my dude

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

2 posts by this ID

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

If anything remotely similar to what you've described happens I will cook and eat my ear. This is not a joke. I am this confident nothing will happen.

William Carter
William Carter

Lol the colony here , austin ranch to be exact. I lost power for 1 second.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

How

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

Lubing up and loading several mags as we speak boys, get your hi points and wasr 10s ready

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

Unfortunately Britain and America raised the threshold on what constitutes an empire, to the point when we chose to not invade Syria people were cheering "the death of the American Empire."

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

Today , July 5th , is also the last day of Ramadan.
Expect lots of sacrifices to the Allah god.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

SOON

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

This. Not even joking. All you innocent kangaroo fuckers better hope OP's not fibbing.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

I bet the draft is gonna come back. Just watch. Big ass draft time. No more Sup Forums time, babies. We're clutching our chests in foxholes from this day on. Say bye bye to simple living and shitposting for laughs, it's MREs and the smell of gunpowder from now on.

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

tfw I just bought my ar15 3 days ago

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE NUCLEAR WAR
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

God I hope so.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

implying we would fight for the eternal jew

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

I can't handle another emu war

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

Save ;^)
Now distributing across interwebs

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Not so rare anymore now is it?

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

Oh sheit...

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

fuck it, good night you fags and good luck if it happens

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

tfw live in down town LA

See you later, space cowboys

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

please no, you aren't alowed to save only look!

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

I'm in glendale. It smells like onions and hookah.

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

I can't wait to send this to all my friends. I made sure to make a bunch of copies, too.

Christian Green
Christian Green

Ann Arbor here, all these liberal fags that go to EMU/UofM would try and flee to Canada of there was a draft.

I imagine theyd let you report draft dodgers?

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

...Dude...
You're breaking the rules

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

37 minutes lads

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

On mobile so post time doesn't show up right, what time will WW3 start Sup Forums?

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

put me in the screenshot buckaroo

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

Feels gud to be Aussie m8

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

I'd walk to the local processing station with draft card in hand and burn it in front of them with tears down my eyes all while holding my documents stating that I am the only one that can legitimately pass the family name.

Speaking of drafts and family names, what happens to women now that they have to be in the lottery?

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

I assume someone will post any breaking news when it happens. Til then, I'm getting a fap sesh in.

William Myers
William Myers

all set. just dumped all of my bitcoins for MREs

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

Look above your post.

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Approximately 33 minutes senpai

Logan James
Logan James

What are you gonna do about it?

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

It'd be nice to be drafted back in though I don't agree with the draft as a general thing.

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

check flag

not even surprised

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

no!, I won't be home for the happening.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Hmmm. Maybe the reason why I was yearning to go out of the city today. I just did

David Robinson
David Robinson

lord kek, is the happening going to happen?

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

WW3 happens in East Asia
Nobody has time/resources to deal with ISIS
Israel stays neutral and stealthily captures the land between the Nile and the Euphrates and nukes Mecca
MAKE YAHWEH PROUD AGAIN

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

30 minutes

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/south-china-sea-beijing-begins-military-drills-ahead-of-key-territorial-ruling

Posted 2:04 EDT

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

its kalani hilliker and her little brother. she's from a tv show called dance moms.

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

dubs

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Brisbane cunt here
been bingewatching the walking dead through uni break
get to thinking what would happen in the apocalypse if we have nogunz here in australia
get to thinking like what if we engineered a disease that only killed people with over 50% nigger DNA
a disease that only killed people with over 50% jew DNA too
and over 50% whatever the fuck middle eastern people have as DNA
realize that apart from economic issues and having the opposite of overpopulation this would prevent global conflict forever
at least unless these yellow fucks from Asia get uppity

dear op please can you save the nukes for later and just focus on making a racially deterministic disease please mate

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

I can tell that from the filename. I was talking about particular video.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

If this what it is, then it's laughable that any event would cause sudden, world-wide panic.

If OP has any foresight into that event turning serious, then he's probably a local and thinks his sky falling encompasses the entire world.

Christopher King
Christopher King

It's happening lads

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

my bad. it's not from a video, she tweeted it i think.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

What if a planned "accident" happens, famme?

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

Eh, alright. I'll just save the pic then.

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

ITT: Retards. It is a military drill with a specified time and place.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

For fucks sake why does an /x/ tier post have 200+ replies instead of being reported and blocked at once?

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

RIP, gonna miss you anons

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-china-idUSKCN0ZL030

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

fuck china

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

JUST GOT HERE
DIDNT SEE THIS THREAD

/pol/thread/79806999#p79806999

/pol/thread/79806999#p79806999
/pol/thread/79806999#p79806999
/pol/thread/79806999#p79806999

Holy fuck guys it is HAPPENING

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

it´s THE END
Good luck my fellow whites. ;>)

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

17 MINUTES DESUUUUUUUU

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

Nothing is going to happen. It never does.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

Holy shit, were all gunna die

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

please

Bentley White
Bentley White

Someone hold me.

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

remember all those other times people predicted stupid shit like this and nothing happened?

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

Well, who's prepared for WW3? Finally,something interesting to tell our children

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

Sup Forums is always wrong.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

So I have alerted my family and we're about head out my uncle's boat and sail to Guyana. In case you're wondering Guyana is the country that will be most ignored in a nuclear fallout. Wish me luck brothers.

Matthew James
Matthew James

OP here. Nuclear launches will not happen right away. This will most likely be an event that unfolds for a number of weeks before a major escalation occurs. Just be aware of your surroundings and move to a safe rural environment.

Media will only cover this when they would absolutely have to.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

I'm ready to bail soon as I hear an explosion of sirens or something.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

Meh, if there was another world war it would be a new beginning for whites not the end. Memories are short and non-whites need a reminder that they're only alive is because we allow them to be. Whites hold something like 90% of the earths military power.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

FRIG OFF YOU DISINFO SHILL

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

Lighten up faggot. If nothing happens then we go on with our day

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

Australia trolls all of Sup Forums, again.

Owen Green
Owen Green

We're getting close

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

Australian Flag

False alarm people.

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

canada's basically just rural nothingness so I should be alright, right?

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

go away faggot, and people stop bumping this shit post

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

HOW DO I BLOCK AUSTRALIA FROM MY BELOVED Sup Forums

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

RAW IMMA GIVE IT TO YA
WITH NO TRIVIA
RAW LIKE COCAINE STRAIGHT FROM BOLIVIA

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

10 minutes left

Owen White
Owen White

not evacuating to a remote pacific or nothern island
your loss faggot

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

If we're getting another 8 weeks of cold war bullshit, what's the happening that'll supposedly go down in 20 minutes? ship being blown up?

William Stewart
William Stewart

tfw one of the army's biggest base is in my city
tfw one of the biggest airforce bases is in the city next to mine

i just hope i get instantly incinirated and feel no pain when the bombs drop.

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

nah cunt gotta learn to love us we're not going anywhere
implying anyone can invade australia
implying anyone can defeat australia online
we have beyond industrial grade banter kid

oh yeah and bye world

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFA

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Is this a new copypasta? Oh boy! I'll be posting it three times a day for the next month!

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

yfw China starts WW3

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

seems legic my fellow abo

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

If nothing happens, same here.

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

It sounded just like father's gun, ONLY A NATION LOUDER!

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

7 more minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

OP here, I love sucking on massive nigger dick

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Here we go boys, the countdown begins.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

when OP is a fag

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

timer hits 0
thread hits limit
OHHH FUUUUU-

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Nice rare pepe.

Saved

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Go to sleep my fellow conguito, it won't happen tonight

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

And I'll report you to the FBI every time

Zachary White
Zachary White

op admits its troll
still gets 300+ replies
fuckin summer

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

its fucking winter here you brainless burger cunt

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

If you are really sure the world is ending, post a picture of your boipucci.

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

China criticises Japanese jet scramble over East China Sea - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36710808

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

C-c-could it be .... ?

Today is the day?

Im exited please satisfy me aus poster or i will never believe you again

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Stupid abo

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

3 minutes left
thread's dying

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

Implying people didn't know anyways

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Bump

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

My fellow roach, i am just doing my last fap and then i go to sleep

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

We cern

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Bump

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

Sit on my lap babes, I will hold you tight.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

goodbye guys it was nice shitposting with ya

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

50 segs

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

Yeah, peace out. See you on the other side!

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

See ya faggets

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

see ya guys

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

Reminder that OP admitted this was bait. Don't get your hopes up.

William Myers
William Myers

AAAAA

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

We safe bro

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

It is time to kill ourselves to spare us the suffering from radiation.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA

Samuel King
Samuel King

ITS ON THE NEWS!

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

5 MINUTES AGO

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

ANY NEWS? WHAT'S THE NEWS? I NEED TO BE KEPT POSTED

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

TURN ON CNN!!!

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

No it's not

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Ground control to major fag your circuits dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me major fag?

YOUVE BEEN PRANKED BY THE PRANK PATROL

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/south-china-sea-beijing-begins-military-drills-ahead-of-key-territorial-ruling

Guys...

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

YOU DUMB MUSLIM FUCK, ITS ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
WE ARE ALL FUCKED

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

I DONT WANT TO DIE BEFORE I GET ANOTHER (YOU). KEK HELPP MEEEE.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

whys that

in the americas

Colton Young
Colton Young

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT TURN ON CNN!!

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Read the thread, been posted

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

https://youtu.be/rF4BCMs-8BE?t=52s

Ours is better.

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Nothing happened.

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

HOLY FUCK I SEE A ROCKET

SKYS LIGHINTG UP

FUCK

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

almost done

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

HOLY FUCK I WAS WATCHING CNN WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

A WILD PEPE APPEARED!!!!

I DONT HAVE THE REWIND FEATURE ON MY TELEBOX BUT ILL KEEP YOU FUCKING POSTED NIQQERS

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Cuz we are predominantly Chinamen

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Fucking aussie frog poster. All this is, is about china's drills which they announced months ago

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

sorry i cant see your post

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

no..

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Ausfag from perth here, can confirm perth has been overrun by gooks.
Just a usual Tuesday.

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

Thank you, James. I can now die peacefully.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

yes......also, don't you have a donkie to be fucking

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

ausfag here, i can hear these really loud thudding noises and there are sirens all over the place

my sis just texted me to know if I'm alright

David Brown
David Brown

Ching Chong here
I just nuked the fuck out of Malaysia

Posting from my military base in the Ching Chong China sea

James Green
James Green

ur sister is not that ugly bro....

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

sure, you aussies are pure faggots

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

COLOMBANTS INITIATED

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

Sauce

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL TO DELIVER AN URGENT SPEECH
ITS HAPPENING LADS

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Still nothing

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

Nothing happened.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

She has an Instagram, don't have the link anymore tho

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

It already happened.

Alert your loved ones and move to safe rural areas as soon as possible.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

waiting for the happening instead of making the happening
Be the change.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

yfw absolute fucking nothing yet again

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

Blah blah Include me if this does actually end the world as we know it.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

see

William Adams
William Adams

399

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

400!

:^)

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

lolxd!

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

wtf I hate china now

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

should i be concerned?

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

Wow dude you actually kind of hurt my feelings with this one

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

Somewhere in this thread is the source, go

/pol/thread/79786604#p79786604

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

For citizens of Canada: move your left pinky over the caps lock button and get ready to happeningpost.

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

i hate china too

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Don't blame the Aussie. All he has is shitposting on his extremely slow Internet, and jerking off in the desert.

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