The 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #2
/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND
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Decided to root for the three lions.
YESSSS JOE LAD
3rd for England batting first!
HERE WE GO LADS
Batting first, I’m fuckjng buzzing boys
We got teams yet?
go let /hoc/ know the ashes is starting lads they might have forgotten and will miss it
cook's middle stump will be demolished
>Smoth losing the toss
England going 5-0
Root in within 5 overs.
Has Maxwell got a cracking Movember lads?
Fuck you OP
anyone got the liverpool lineup?
unbeaten since 1988
Why do the Australians have an Englishman presenting their show?
>Shariah May sends her regards
Why do Australians have there own look. i dont understand how all of them naturally look smug
Christian
>Born in 1956, Theresa May was the only child of Rev Hubert Brasier and his wife Zaidee. Mrs May attends every Sunday that she possibly can, apart from when she's out of the country or on occasions such as Remembrance Sunday – we all understand about that. Both her and her husband are very good attenders. She attends socials and other events whenever she can. May was last year's "Islamophobe of the year" according to the Islamic Human Rights Commission.
Militarist
>Never again let left wing activist human rights lawyers harass the bravest of the brave, the men and women of our armed forces.
Revolutionary
>Change has got to come too because of the quiet revolution.
Nationalist
>If you believe you’re a citizen of the world, you’re a citizen of nowhere.
Socialist
>To put the power of government squarely at the service of ordinary working-class people.
Anti-ideology (marxist/libertarian) third way
>Time to reject the ideological templates provided by the socialist Left and the libertarian Right and to embrace a new centre ground.
Anti-political correctness
>They find your patriotism distasteful, your concerns about immigration parochial, your views about crime illiberal, your attachment to your job security inconvenient.
Pro-white
>White working class boys are less likely to go to university than any other group in society.
Final (Total=correct translation) solution
>That’s what Government’s about: action. It’s about identifying injustices, finding solutions.
Literally Hitler
>Amber Rudd speech likened to Hitler's Mein Kampf: Radio presenter James O’Brien says the Home Secretary’s proposals for firms to declare foreign workers would be ‘enacting chapter two’ of the Nazi leader’s book.
Multiculturalism quota
Reminder all of are casuals and you cannot deny this because I showed up to /cric/ in the off season and it was fucking dead
Tipping Cuck to get out in the first two overs
Anyone have a nice hd stream?
>May was last year's "Islamophobe of the year" according to the Islamic Human Rights Commission.
WTF I love May now.
Great genetics, great climate and years of winning at sports
terrible year for english cricket desu
Why couldn't she have been assassinated instead of Jo Cox?
>Haven't really watched cricket or posted in /cric/ since the last Ashes.
>we now have a bowler called Ball
joe toot is a top lad
I tried to start a /cric/ general about a week ago, and an Argentinian user turned up and started to talk about chess.
gib strem or i scream
it's good to let the special ed kid think they're in charge
Proud casual here ama
lads does leddit have a cricket streams site?
This Aussie team is so ugly compared to England though.
What the fuck are you on about.
>implying I haven't almost single-handedly been keeping /cric/ alive on life support since the Windies series
Proud regular ama
Absolutely ready for some exciting cricket action
Hello is Ray Warren commentating this year? He's the only person keeping this boring as fuck sport alive.
Look at these smug aussy cunts
Well we were getting autosaged every other thread so you didn’t do a very good job
Is this the Central Coast Mariners year?
reported to Prevent. shan't be tolerating this kind of extremism in this calip-I mean country
Greetings comrades!
How long until Ball is dropped for Overton/Stokes?
tipping cook to get a battling 27 in the first innings today
>joe moot
>joe coot
>joe boot
>joe scoot
>joe snoot
>joe toot
>joe groot
>joe w00t
>joe offshoot
>joe bandicoot
>joe crapshoot
Adelaide United is winning the toilet seat tbqhwy
Based goosey dropping truth bombs already
not my fault the jannies hate /cric/
Jokes on you, you rotter, I'm actually a rather big wig in the Foreign Office so I've reversed your enquiry and reported YOU!
>Mitchell Starc
More like Acne Scarc
Can't wait to expose all the charlatans itt for their hilariously bad cricketing knowledge
f-fuck off Salman Khan Al-Bashir
Six in the first over. Cap this ELITE post.
12th man: Jackson Bird | 13th: Jason Floros | 14th: Matthew Kuhnemann 15: Nathan McSweeney
Starc is so ugly
>would not fuck / 10
Looking forward to flexing my MASSIVE cricket brain to all the casuals
LOVE Gilly
good post
Hope you boys are ready for kfc and farmers union iced coffee for lunch for 5 days a week for the next 2 months
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Cremation Series teams:
Triple Tiger XI: Cookie, StoneColdman, Mince, Rooster (c), Mulan, Mowing, Grizzley Bearstow (wk), AWoakes, Broadbean, Bowl, Jimminy Wickets
Kangaroo XI: Warmer, Lara Bancroft, Waltzing Khawaja, Mr & Mrs Smith (c), Handsome, Marshland, Pain, Super Starc, Cummings, Hey Zelwood, Lion
Wishing hameed hadn't shit the bed for lancs this year, him and cook 250* at the end of the day is stuff of dreams.
What the fuck are those shoes KP is wearing
Really despise this song
Cheers lad
Cook to score no more than 19 cap this
he would have bottled it on the big stage
JUST
WOKE
Decided to root for both teams lads
G'day cunts, cuntettes, bhenchods, In-Zud-ers, poms, and all of you other fuckers who have deigned to join us on this most sacred day, the beginning of the Australian cricketing summer. By golly does it make me stiff thinking about the next 5 days of absolute bliss. 5 days in front of my OLED tv. 5 days of watching Smiffy and da boiz tear Rooty's arsehole up. 5 days of shitposting with you lads and lasses. 5 days of blasting the absolute shit out of my air con while it rains outside (because why wouldn't anyone want to live in a place where you can go from sweating indoors to drowning outside in under 3 minutes?).
Let's get this underway.
lads
LADS IVE DONE IT
THE ACESTREAM
THE FUCKING ASHES ACESTREAM
IM THE GREATEST
acestream://3cf32325ca45e0179e0b1a3e3ad8d2de5296edcd
NO ABLS CAN USE
why is CHADD not playing
>"Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under."
pat elite cummings
>digits
Vipbox has stream lads
But if the mods ask, you didn't hear it from me
>tfw my cricket team for school had Indian, Pakistanis, Jamaicans, Banga, Afgans and English players of course in it.
Multiculturalism in London has it faults but that team was one of my fonder memory's of my youth. The banter was brilliant. The Afgan lads where definitely in there 20s though.
post hd streams lads
where?
Post cute indian girls lads
is cricket a pesapollo offshoot?
Why is the bitch on BT dressed for a funeral?
state of this song lads
wonder if based Sune will be watching
about to witness the death of colonial cricket
Can't seem to tune in my cricket ears lads, what channel should I be on?
She’s watching with me ama
It's a shame he's still a baby
Because I murdered her pussy
>HOGGARD
>IS A HOG
cant make this up
nah, reckon you're lying
I hope BT don't butcher this
oi zachy, you here m8?
trying to rally the boys around $110 tickets today and rock up there playing catch ups
>ponting on commentary
BASED
yeah mate ama
>tfw I’m not in a lock in somewhere getting pissed with all the lads and old boys who know about the windies teams of the 70s
who /box/ here