2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #3 - Early Cock Up Edition
/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND
cooked
>cock
KFC or curry lads?
the lines on australia's shirts are really annoying
makes it look like they havent been ironed
>stoneman
literally who?
>bowling change already
SMITH BAMBOOZLED
Ashes are ours.
>chef
Doing a work
Reminder that growing a mustache in November without raising money is classic wog behavior and should be stomped out.
Burger King
Why the fuck can't I watch Channel 9's coverage on their website?
Is there any other fucking way apart from streams? I don't have a TV in this semen slurping room.
>Cummins
> too short
> mid 130s
why.jpg
off to bed lads cant bear watching these literal whos get cucked
nine cameraman was recently revealed to be michael j fox
Hi Australia
unironically might get kfc for lunch
Cricket is shite
It's a sport for benders and Asians
Mung on a curry. None of the creamy coconut Thai shit though, get something spicy and Indian.
A very problematic answer.
>no gower
>no athers
>no based beefy
>no bant from bumble
The absolute state of the coverage
KFC lad
Its cricket
Australia to win this match at 4/6. How is this not free money?
KFC boneless banquet. Don't need to be worrying about cutlery.
>Virat score zero runs
gonna be a pretty dull series I think
It’s the morning... get a muffin or something
Is Bummings an all-rounder now?
Gutted, is TMS any good?
These fucking dumb cunts don't realise that half of people under fucking 40 don't even watch TV unless there's sports on. Fuck Channel 9
>filthy unwashed casuals already reporting based Joshy
looks like it's going to be a long summer, lads.
rebel wilson would be hot if she wasn't a whale
Does KFC deliver in Oz?
Yeah I think we'll see a pretty conservative English team.
It's a warehouse mate
For me it's the whopper classic meal
>Ashes in Australia
Seriously though I thought these guys were supposed to be quick?
our adverts are shit lads. wish i could hear the hallowed aussie adverts
Leave BASED Joshy alone.
favourite yugioh card?
Whopped JNR for me
wtf dey let moeeeen umpire too
shit episode
chats so much shit
Just warming up lad. Still got all summer.
Ashes in Australia is elite for my timezone Tbh
right arm of the forbidden one
??
>tfw no gf
putting moeen ali as umpire is an interesting tactic for england
Probably that blue dragon lad can’t remember his name was probably just blue dragon
Based jannies keeping /cric/ in order
drinking hot chocolate
TMS is always good, and Guerilla Cricket is not bad either.
Im liking Gilchrist on comms
CHAT SHIT GEEZER
same
Why are ladyboy's /cric/ approved now?
Was just considering one myself. Can't be arsed making it though, might miss a run.
how do you actually find a gf
tfw no ice addict prostitute gf lads
Just being ignored.
is someone going to step up and post a decent stream for the 10 lads not watching on tv to watch
Its 2017 grandpa
become 6'2 and over
go outside
>Joshy
he prefers cancerla, la xx
Warner's bat size lads
>be Nathan Lyon
>think I’m hard
>chat shit
>get banged
>’I was just pullin’ ya fuckin’ leg mate’
brothel is a good place to find a nice girl
Official list of best cuppa
1.hot chocolate
2.coffee
3.warm milk
100.tea
What is the point in having umpires these days when a team can have two incorrect reviews? Baring mind you only use a review on a feathered edge and an LBW, and probably only give a fuck on numbers 1-8 in the order, teams can literally use a review on every single contentious decision. Why not just have robot umps instead of this anachronistic shite.
Project Harpoon was a nice 'what if.'
interpals
how can we make cric more kino
Under the weather and Prob class nearly killed me
Ate a pepper-sauce laden Popcorn chicken that was sum good shit
If you are white just go talk to literally any Asian chick
>not risen to the bite
cricket is a pro tranny sport
>No Athers
>No Beefy
>No Holding
>No Lloyd
No thanks
What a shit hole of a ground...who the fuck would spend a whole day there?
Anyone have a stream without ads? These are terrible
>Chat shit
>Start getting pumped
When will Starclets learn?
is Mitchell Johnson still playing
Pretty sure warner is actually shrinking lads
too busy trying to sue people
excellent post
you walk up the road to the pub
burger sports always have the best streams
Agree. Tea just never clicked with me. I'll drink it, but I don't see the appeal
Vince in double figures
The absolute state of Australian cricket
Bitchwide retired a few years ago la
...
remind us about your thoughts on the so called one-day and T20 formats cancer la xx
Squats
add an orange and blue filter like capeshit
Hot chocolate & green tea together is god tier
were already playing for the draw
Tinder
*stumbles*
t. hobbit from the shire
Cummins is shit
Kuntykucka actually thought this guy was good