/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #3 - Early Cock Up Edition

cooked

>cock

KFC or curry lads?

the lines on australia's shirts are really annoying

makes it look like they havent been ironed

>stoneman
literally who?

>bowling change already

SMITH BAMBOOZLED

Ashes are ours.

>chef

Doing a work

Reminder that growing a mustache in November without raising money is classic wog behavior and should be stomped out.

Burger King

Why the fuck can't I watch Channel 9's coverage on their website?

Is there any other fucking way apart from streams? I don't have a TV in this semen slurping room.

>Cummins
> too short
> mid 130s

why.jpg

off to bed lads cant bear watching these literal whos get cucked

nine cameraman was recently revealed to be michael j fox

Hi Australia

unironically might get kfc for lunch

Cricket is shite


It's a sport for benders and Asians

Mung on a curry. None of the creamy coconut Thai shit though, get something spicy and Indian.

A very problematic answer.

>no gower
>no athers
>no based beefy
>no bant from bumble

The absolute state of the coverage

KFC lad

Its cricket

Australia to win this match at 4/6. How is this not free money?

KFC boneless banquet. Don't need to be worrying about cutlery.

>Virat score zero runs

gonna be a pretty dull series I think

It’s the morning... get a muffin or something

Is Bummings an all-rounder now?

Gutted, is TMS any good?

These fucking dumb cunts don't realise that half of people under fucking 40 don't even watch TV unless there's sports on. Fuck Channel 9

>filthy unwashed casuals already reporting based Joshy

looks like it's going to be a long summer, lads.

rebel wilson would be hot if she wasn't a whale

Does KFC deliver in Oz?

Yeah I think we'll see a pretty conservative English team.

It's a warehouse mate

For me it's the whopper classic meal

>Ashes in Australia

Seriously though I thought these guys were supposed to be quick?

our adverts are shit lads. wish i could hear the hallowed aussie adverts

Leave BASED Joshy alone.

favourite yugioh card?

Whopped JNR for me

wtf dey let moeeeen umpire too

shit episode
chats so much shit

Just warming up lad. Still got all summer.

Ashes in Australia is elite for my timezone Tbh

right arm of the forbidden one

??

>tfw no gf

putting moeen ali as umpire is an interesting tactic for england

Probably that blue dragon lad can’t remember his name was probably just blue dragon

Based jannies keeping /cric/ in order

drinking hot chocolate

TMS is always good, and Guerilla Cricket is not bad either.

Im liking Gilchrist on comms

CHAT SHIT GEEZER

same

Why are ladyboy's /cric/ approved now?

Was just considering one myself. Can't be arsed making it though, might miss a run.

how do you actually find a gf

tfw no ice addict prostitute gf lads

Just being ignored.

is someone going to step up and post a decent stream for the 10 lads not watching on tv to watch

Its 2017 grandpa

become 6'2 and over
go outside

>Joshy
he prefers cancerla, la xx

Warner's bat size lads

>be Nathan Lyon
>think I’m hard
>chat shit
>get banged
>’I was just pullin’ ya fuckin’ leg mate’

brothel is a good place to find a nice girl

Official list of best cuppa
1.hot chocolate
2.coffee
3.warm milk

100.tea

What is the point in having umpires these days when a team can have two incorrect reviews? Baring mind you only use a review on a feathered edge and an LBW, and probably only give a fuck on numbers 1-8 in the order, teams can literally use a review on every single contentious decision. Why not just have robot umps instead of this anachronistic shite.

Project Harpoon was a nice 'what if.'

interpals

how can we make cric more kino

Under the weather and Prob class nearly killed me

Ate a pepper-sauce laden Popcorn chicken that was sum good shit

If you are white just go talk to literally any Asian chick

>not risen to the bite

cricket is a pro tranny sport

>No Athers
>No Beefy
>No Holding
>No Lloyd

No thanks

What a shit hole of a ground...who the fuck would spend a whole day there?

Anyone have a stream without ads? These are terrible

>Chat shit
>Start getting pumped
When will Starclets learn?

is Mitchell Johnson still playing

Pretty sure warner is actually shrinking lads

too busy trying to sue people
excellent post

you walk up the road to the pub

burger sports always have the best streams

Agree. Tea just never clicked with me. I'll drink it, but I don't see the appeal

Vince in double figures

The absolute state of Australian cricket

Bitchwide retired a few years ago la

...

remind us about your thoughts on the so called one-day and T20 formats cancer la xx

Squats

add an orange and blue filter like capeshit

Hot chocolate & green tea together is god tier

were already playing for the draw

Tinder

*stumbles*

t. hobbit from the shire

Cummins is shit

Kuntykucka actually thought this guy was good