/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #3 - Missing Him Edition

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>Can't count
Last one was #3

reddit

DESPERATE

This is #4 la

BIG

KFC or curry lads?

Reminder having mixed race children will result in your child having a lower IQ

Aleem darr is racist vs aussies

Healy is so fucking stupid, he doesn't even know that Paine wasn't being played before Wade came back to Tasmania

Rugby.

MEATY

BASED

>can't poo

>#3 again
Atrocious

>3cf32325ca45e0179e0b1a3e3ad8d2de5296edcd

Paine taking a shit on the pitch
>URRRGH THAT'S GOOD

took 4 threads to fuck up the counter ffs

you now remember when the ausfags said they had a good bowling ''''attack''''

about as dangerous as a kinder egg

Hating Paine's moaning

[–]Brisbane Heatbarbandit87 1 point 2 minutes ago
Oh man I made these last year.
Sung to the tune of The Ho Down on Who's Line
My name is Mitchell Starc and i'm a fast bowler
I can bowl good length, full toss and even some yorkers
I'm pretty bloody quick but something you should know
That now I grew a mustache i'm Johnson 2.0

KFC

this is me btw

India unironically prepare green tops while Aussie pitches turn out to be roads these days
espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/21489640/green-pitches-likely-nagpur-delhi-too

anyone want to make a simpsons song

Your bf is way outta your league tbqh

why arent these black qts ever in porn. all black pornstars are shit tier and rachet

what happened to the run rate lmao

Reminds you too much of your diarrhoea sharts on the street.

That is a handsome man Tbh, we need to recruit him to the faces of /cric/

who are the other bowlers starc hazel and lion? is that it?

Playing for the draw m8

england are shook

>this glacial pace
>Cook not even batting

...

porn stars are always shit

>Bunch of literal whos stalling the game for England

Yawn

Cummins, only four

Might have some cod and chips with mushy peas and a nice hot cuppa for lunch lads

good running

WOW this is boring

who /justshitpostingandbarelywatchingthematch/ here?

cummins
steve smith
warner

>big strong white englishmen coming over here and not letting us win the ashes in our own (stolen) backyard

>Australian pitch
>road

Checks out.
>gotta make them games last till day 5

Like every test match desu

predictions for end of the day score la


eng 268/4

Daniel is here

THIS ATTACK IS LITERALLY WEST INDIES TIER

How can one poomunity be so elite? This is what, the fourth thread since this morning?

Might have a couple litres of goon. Flathead is better btw

Goosey can't rocket jump in car soccer, lads what an absolute failure of a person.

i have it on with the volume up but i am listening to music

>Poopeelia's 'elite' bowling attack let these two mongs get a 50 partnership

Sad!

313/5

>268 runs at this rate
>tftp

Yeah OP fucked up the thread count

...

Got De Quervain's

I usually watch each ball and check the thread in between. The gears can change quite quickly in cricket though. Are you the baseball fan I was chatting to earlier today?

counter says 3 mate

Raining a tiny bit here in brissy pray for the Gabba

nig poster post more ass or fuck off

umm...i don't think so sweaty xx

but good meme though x

Who /goingtobedatlunch/ here?

fuck.the.cricket

I don't think you're looking hard enough

>*dabs to camera*

*bllllrrrrp*

Based Joshy

unfortunate

Cutting kek.

>this Australian attack

Jimmy will make his first hundred.

dabbings just not cricket

too much
wat

Thread's too quick for me to read the OP desu

Reminder not to respond to Yank posters.

only shitposting between balls

4/214

Creenscap

australia can't even get rid of two literally whos before 50 runs

it's over bros

G O O S E

Never watched cricket before but I've made up some rules based on what I've seen so far. Probably better than the real rules.

Stonewall.

tipping a major poolapse soon

The relatively small size of the Ashes trophy is pretty silly. Why not use a bigger urn?

Shut the fuck up paine

saved ;)

post them

LITERALLY wrong

Is Gilly good on commentary?

ITT: Freshcunts who think 50 runs in an hour is a slow run rate

hideous existence

it's literally a perfume bottle some posh woman had lying around

They're too rudimentary and only based on the previous 20 minutes. I'll wait until the Aussies are having a go (I assume that happens) and revise them then for publish.

Toilet toilet TOILET toilet uuunnnnggggrrrhhhh
*frrrrrrrrrrrp*

DESPISE Khawaja

2 hours m8

There is a bigger one, made of glass or something

WICKET?

GILCHRIST IS A LIVERPOOL FAN

WHAT A GOD