2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #3 - Missing Him Edition
/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND
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>Can't count
Last one was #3
DESPERATE
This is #4 la
BIG
KFC or curry lads?
Reminder having mixed race children will result in your child having a lower IQ
Aleem darr is racist vs aussies
Healy is so fucking stupid, he doesn't even know that Paine wasn't being played before Wade came back to Tasmania
Rugby.
MEATY
BASED
>can't poo
>#3 again
Atrocious
>3cf32325ca45e0179e0b1a3e3ad8d2de5296edcd
Paine taking a shit on the pitch
>URRRGH THAT'S GOOD
took 4 threads to fuck up the counter ffs
you now remember when the ausfags said they had a good bowling ''''attack''''
about as dangerous as a kinder egg
Hating Paine's moaning
[–]Brisbane Heatbarbandit87 1 point 2 minutes ago
Oh man I made these last year.
Sung to the tune of The Ho Down on Who's Line
My name is Mitchell Starc and i'm a fast bowler
I can bowl good length, full toss and even some yorkers
I'm pretty bloody quick but something you should know
That now I grew a mustache i'm Johnson 2.0
KFC
this is me btw
India unironically prepare green tops while Aussie pitches turn out to be roads these days
espncricinfo.com
anyone want to make a simpsons song
Your bf is way outta your league tbqh
why arent these black qts ever in porn. all black pornstars are shit tier and rachet
what happened to the run rate lmao
Reminds you too much of your diarrhoea sharts on the street.
That is a handsome man Tbh, we need to recruit him to the faces of /cric/
who are the other bowlers starc hazel and lion? is that it?
Playing for the draw m8
england are shook
>this glacial pace
>Cook not even batting
...
porn stars are always shit
>Bunch of literal whos stalling the game for England
Yawn
Cummins, only four
Might have some cod and chips with mushy peas and a nice hot cuppa for lunch lads
good running
WOW this is boring
who /justshitpostingandbarelywatchingthematch/ here?
cummins
steve smith
warner
>big strong white englishmen coming over here and not letting us win the ashes in our own (stolen) backyard
>Australian pitch
>road
Checks out.
>gotta make them games last till day 5
Like every test match desu
predictions for end of the day score la
eng 268/4
Daniel is here
THIS ATTACK IS LITERALLY WEST INDIES TIER
How can one poomunity be so elite? This is what, the fourth thread since this morning?
Might have a couple litres of goon. Flathead is better btw
Goosey can't rocket jump in car soccer, lads what an absolute failure of a person.
i have it on with the volume up but i am listening to music
>Poopeelia's 'elite' bowling attack let these two mongs get a 50 partnership
Sad!
313/5
>268 runs at this rate
>tftp
Yeah OP fucked up the thread count
...
Got De Quervain's
I usually watch each ball and check the thread in between. The gears can change quite quickly in cricket though. Are you the baseball fan I was chatting to earlier today?
counter says 3 mate
Raining a tiny bit here in brissy pray for the Gabba
nig poster post more ass or fuck off
umm...i don't think so sweaty xx
but good meme though x
Who /goingtobedatlunch/ here?
fuck.the.cricket
I don't think you're looking hard enough
>*dabs to camera*
*bllllrrrrp*
Based Joshy
unfortunate
Cutting kek.
>this Australian attack
Jimmy will make his first hundred.
dabbings just not cricket
too much
wat
Thread's too quick for me to read the OP desu
Reminder not to respond to Yank posters.
only shitposting between balls
4/214
Creenscap
australia can't even get rid of two literally whos before 50 runs
it's over bros
G O O S E
Never watched cricket before but I've made up some rules based on what I've seen so far. Probably better than the real rules.
Stonewall.
tipping a major poolapse soon
The relatively small size of the Ashes trophy is pretty silly. Why not use a bigger urn?
Shut the fuck up paine
saved ;)
post them
LITERALLY wrong
Is Gilly good on commentary?
ITT: Freshcunts who think 50 runs in an hour is a slow run rate
hideous existence
it's literally a perfume bottle some posh woman had lying around
They're too rudimentary and only based on the previous 20 minutes. I'll wait until the Aussies are having a go (I assume that happens) and revise them then for publish.
Toilet toilet TOILET toilet uuunnnnggggrrrhhhh
*frrrrrrrrrrrp*
DESPISE Khawaja
2 hours m8
There is a bigger one, made of glass or something
WICKET?
GILCHRIST IS A LIVERPOOL FAN
WHAT A GOD