Vikings @ Lions Game Thread #5

1000 yards

gay

fpbp

Anyone else filter that buttfuckholdme guy before coming to the new thread?

Is it true that Minnesota has an unusually high numb of pedophiles?

>Being this mad

Hmm

Hitler and Goebbels

of course it's Sweden following a nigger semen sport

>Stafford coming back

Name a tougher QB I'll wait

How will OP ever recover?

Is Adam "The Great White Hope" Thielen /ourGuy/???

>le umad bro XDDD

Does anyone else think Stafford looks pudgy as fuck?

>It's a Matthew Stafford comes back from behind and wins the game episode

*yawn*

Yes

Hes not as tough as our troops
Show some respect

Minnesotan here, can confirm that all of my friends want to fuck high schoolers.

fuck off back to your containment board, cletus.

Matthew "Detroit Steel" Stafford

*kneels*
What now bitch?

so what will be, vikings choking or >loins?

Ddubs and stafford has the GREATEST DRIVE OF ALL TIME

No

t.Hitler and Goebbels fan club president

Yeah and our troops should get paid more than people who play with a ball. All soldiers should get paid at least the NFL minimum salary!

*burns your jersey*

it should be tied if it weren't for the Vikings refball

>>it's a matthew stafford comes back from behind and wins the game episode
you mean that thing he exclusively does against shitty sub .500 teams? have you seen the vikings' record?

I just call that being healthy

Why do they keep showing these bitches?

Favre
Berger

out

Refball like every Thanksgiving day game

>Stafford is dead
this site really is filled with retards isn't it?

>stafford
is there a bigger YACbabby

it'd be funnier if it was the vikings, but when in doubt, it'll be the lions, as usual.

>decity of detoilet

Anyone can hold a gun and be a bullet stopper. Not everyone can make the 53 man roster of 32 teams.

that's hebe, not pedo

...no :^)

Here let me help you

Why don't the Lions run the ball?

Favre just didn't feel pain

>Tate

God fucking damnit

*complains on facebook's echo chamber*

I'm going to tell you how, when, and why to protest and make Minion memes about you if you don't.

>going backwards

two pussy failures that offed themselves. based wehraboo

>t. morbidly obese retard with nothing else to offer

ftfy

>Taint

What the fuck was that spot?

To be fair, i said he was making a beer run

>THE TAINTED PROVINCE OF DETOILET

>le throw it short of the marker man

Tate, you fucking idiot

Do non Americans even comprehend how irrelevant they are? They’re like extras in a movie, and Americans are the main characters. I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night, not knowing I was protected by the greatest military in the world.

Their running games sucks.

We can't

He went backwards.

>has the first down
>gives it back

>aluminum taint

>taint
dafuq lad

Tait backtracked to try to make a move because he apparently wanted a touchdown instead of a first down

>take our medicine
>don't take our medicine

>I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night, not knowing I was protected by the greatest military in the world.
You're not Israeli

FatHEr FIGUREs yaaay cant wait!!!

got my hopes up thinking someone was wishing me a happy holiday but it was just team snapchat :(

Vikings

Now that LeBron won one for Da Land, Minnesota is the new Cleveland

Dont insult the best metal like that.
Fucking Ironfag.

>ad to Stop "bulllying"
>have a bungles player in the ad
Someone didn't think this through

Is this a bully-free zone?

Those Wojaks are getting more retarded by the day

It's a millitary doing the jews work let's not pretend like they do anything to actually "protect" us.

Are the Lions the worst franchise in American sports? I don't really watch any hockey or basketball, not much baseball.
>1 playoff win in 60 years
>never once won the NFC North
>only 0-16 season in NFL history
>their mediocrity made a top 5 all time RB and maybe top 10 receiver retire early due to mediocrity
>there are teams that didn't even exist before the Lions' last playoff win
>these teams have made it to and won super bowls in the meantime

>"nothing else to offer"

So you admit being white is inherently good? You filthy Pats fan.

no

McKinnon is so bad fuck

>keep running for shit gains instead of letting keenum throw to based thielen
fuck off

Q U I CK
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W O R D
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Yes it is faggot, shut up

Oh shit son I gotta go buy some of dem Duracell batteries.

your shitty strawman is not an argument, cletus.

>aluminum is the best metal
>not silicon

Yeah, pretty much

Based Digger

>aluminum
aluminium

>running it when you have two of the best wide receivers in the league

>not titanium

Actual good refeering

You know you're arguing with a larping shill that got banned from Sup Forums, right?

>silicon
>metal
nice bait

>bring out chains to measure an arbitrary spot

does this piss anyone else off

>covalent bond tate

...

I reiterate my point

STOP RUNNING WITH THIS FAGGOT HOLY SHIT

>le run it backwards man

>CALDWELL DIDN'T CHALLENGE

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU GODDAMN PUSSY

FIRE EVERYONE

>TIMEOUT

WHAT YOU STUPID FUCK

Cry more, faggot. You're not invited to our next secret nazi meeting.

>mfw I just ordered Amazon essential batteries instead
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

That was too close.

>not diamond
filthy plebs

the loins are GARBAGE

all fucking WEEK i told you deluded shits that your team was not going to win this fucking game. i told you dipshits that while your meme team have been beating up on shit squads, the vikings were shitting on teams bound for the playoffs, shitting on teams with ACTUAL fucking promise

and now after all the refball in the world your team is STILL down late in the fourth while the vikings are about to score AGAIN

this game is OVER and i don't want to hear any excuses from you little shits because you've had every opportunity to win and make a comeback

fact of the matter is your team is just garbage. it's SHIT. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE. GET FUCKING USED TO IT LIONS FANS.