/cric/ - AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #9- Day 2
Lose to win edition

Alri

The eternal question lads
Wickets/Runs
Runs/Wickets
Which one is better to go with?

I switched to eating wholegrain/rye bread to be healthier but I'm letting off the most rancid farts every few seconds.

Think you’ll find it’s the other way round, Moeen is teasing Lyon. 4d chess

3rd for Geoffrey's stick of rhubarb

to be fair the aussie wickets are just yellow concrete

will be home from thanksgiving dinner soon boys

runs/wickets
every other country besides Australia does this

Have you seen the full name of the gabba? Proper daft sounding

runs/wickets of course

it does that. not you its the bread.

top kek

tipping Malan to get out on 99

>OH MY GOD GAZZA WHAT A BOWL GAZZA GARRY BOWL GARRY GAZZA ON YA

What's Brisbane like?

Wickets/runs obviously.

hope that 515 post new thread tought you guys your lesson. be more respectufl next time and ill maybe make an on time thread like i used to

Concrete

worst place on earth according to KP

Bit like Brisbane

Can we petition Malan to change his first name to David?

Runs/Wickets obyosli

Banh mi and a cheese and bacon sausage roll

glad to see mitchell fart getting exposed
Terrible bowler

hot
spiders
cane toads

A shithole
People from Qld think the state and Brissy is so good but it is the second worst state behind the NT

Full of white people, felt very uncomfortable when I visited

What are you guys thankful for? Im thankful for my Sup Forums friends

>Malan's gf

Some pretty good beaches not so far away, quite laid back.

best of his up with the rosie o'donnell stuff

Thankful for cricket being back on

Things that you want/Things you don't want

If >you're bowling, it's wickets/runs. If >you're batting, run/wickets

what bout Ali's ?

What states are best then? WA?

What happened to Mitchell Marsh? Thought he was supposed to be the next big thing

Thankful for the cric lads

virginmedia anywhere wont work on my mac :@@@@

BASED Usman

why dont aussies just move to NZ its like aus but better

>pakis in england
GF's

kek

Update lads?
Score?
t. Stuck in the mines

NT is a Territory you fuckwit. NORTHERN TERRITORY.

First smart person in to answer
Good on you

Heard she’s 8 and wears a burqa

Think he meant "rape victims"

rajibul just sent me a message lads

God bless

216-4
England looking IMPENETRABLE

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1. VIC
2. ACT
3. HOB
4. SA
5. NSW
6. WA
7. NT
8. QLD

This desu

Tassy or NSW
Tassy because lad back and stays cool year round
NSW because always stuff to do in the state and where i live at the moment

>WA
Literally no one even remembers WA exists, just like Tasmania.

...

>people fell for the aussie bowling hype machine
kek

theyre the emperors new clothes of cricket

Good stuff. Who's batting?

>being this butthurt about NT being a state or not
There is no difference m8. Just called a Territory to make abo scum feel better

Is this the attack? Let me know yeah

Prince Ali and Malan 27 and 38 respectively

LOVE having a sip while I watch the cricket

I thought they bankrolled your economy with the mining. Most of our emigrants go to Perth.

tipping Englel to collapse to 290 all out

Based Marsh

Should be BANNED

Moeen playing good
>absence of adil is bein felt

cummins looks really good much better than that oaf starc

How right am I?

Melbourne full of sjw/faggots
Sydney full of bogans/chinks
Gold Coast full of mudslimes
Tassie full of inbreds
NT full of abos
ACT full of wagecucks

Fuck of mate we wiould easy get another 70 runs even if we 'collapse'

>unnecessary sliding and diving in the field meme getting exposed again

defend that WAutist

Best city in the best state. There will be those that disagree but they are poofs ok

wogs will never succeed at cricket

Sydney is the one with all the faggots.

Enjoy your rotten teeth in a few years and having to get fake teeth
New study linked having a cup or more of an energy drink daily increases the risk of dental problems by 5 times

Fuck
Rip
Stay safe

I thought NSW hated the gays most

t. Poot

I drink fizzy and energy drink through a straw

that yellow costume reminds me of kkk outfit somehow
kek

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Replace Sydney with Gold Coast

THIS. Why don't people understand that the place I live in is clearly the best

They have the gay parades in Sydney.

Yeah, forgot WA is full of saffers

Dawid Godlan

Don’t know about the teeth part but I was drinking two massive cans each day when I was working the night shift, it fucked my stomach up badly.Haven’t drunk any since.

Accurate

Doesn't stop it from happening, it will still hit your teeth just the ones in the back of your mouth more, which are actually more important then those in the front

Ah yes, England's brave Ali. Wgat a legend.

Just saying, if you go to rural NSW or Vic they tend to just be laid back and don't care that much about what side of a dotted line you grew up on. But cross the border into Qld and there's this huge chip on their shoulder and insecurity complex.

lads what is this 'wicket' ive heard of? i feel like i used to know but have forgotten after watching australia. how does one get one, what do they look like?

your not a work now mate

>another literal who is about to get a 50
Fuck this """attack"""

>Warne making the same 'downloaded the cover drive app' comment two days in a row

Thanksgiving m8s

>Oh it's not too bad
>Blood increasingly pouring out in full view.

You forgot:
/cric/ full of American tryhard shitters

since aussies allow same sex marriage, i started hating them,
but i like you

I feel like I’d love to live in the Northern Territories.

turkey>roast beef>ham