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Beauty and the JUST

Roasties and faggots on suicide watch

billions of women will still see it

Can't wait to hear the mental gymnastics about why the score is so low despite Disney paying off RT reviewers, maybe they're secretly bankrupt

i'm still going to see it with my 9/10 girlfriend and if it's boring she'll just give me head while i fingerbang her in the back row

>getting nasty slime on your fingers
why would you brag about that

bigot reviews should be exempt.

Why don't they give her a feminist capeshit movie or something?

>Fingerbanging a girl at a public screening of a children's movie

Why are normies so fucking degenerate?

I have just realize that 50/50 is pretty good odds. Why is that considered rotten?

Kek.

Think Emma has what it takes to win a Razzie?

The clips I have seen it looks like an EXACT copy of the classic animated movie. Who the fuck thought that would work?

in american school systems a fail is anything below a 60%

Did someone actually think that this looked good?

The CGI looks cheesy as fuck

Explain?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EMMA WATSON

FEMINISM BTFO

That clip they released looked pretty terrible

Lads. Is it possible this movie could underperform? Is it possible that we can finally see an end to the Emma Watson meme career?

Why is Gaston a tenor now?

Isn't this a movie for children and teenage girls? Why does anyone give a shit?

They were literally remaking the citizen kane of animated movies what did anyone expect

Millions of middle aged white women and white girls will still see it

>emma watson pajeets on Sup Forums actually believe this

the voices are horrible, the beast is pure JUST. don't get me started on emma.

how did they manage to fuck up such an awesome movie?

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This movie will make a lot of teen girl money so it won't flop. But it probably won't help her career much.

Actually it's below 70, at least in my school that was the case, we didn't have D grades, it went from C directly to F

what's wrong with any of this

I like how people are still deluded enough to think there is even enough white people left anymore to prop shit like this up, the jews didn't think that one through.

Is that Leia Seydoux? I need to watch that shit right now.

>not getting that nasty slime on your fingers and then looking straight at her eyes as you lick them

Because there's tons of movies getting 80-100% now and the average filmgoer isn't going to go to that many movies. Why bother with a 50 when you can go with a 100 is the logic

B&TB really needed gay sex, feminism and interacial coupling, we just had to smash the glass ceiling.

What do you mean that shits been done before? the revolution never ends!

>Kong might actually have a chance

Romance?
Love story?

Is it all over for her?

betacuck

Shame that the effect of receiving an average score of 5% over 95% probably results in it make $900,000 instead of $1.2 billion

>state of human race

>not making her clean her own slime off your firngers

Sup Forumsmblr absolutely btfo again. Do libtards ever get tired if being wrong?

when did trotsky advocate gay sex and interracial coupling?

They never should have showed a clip of Gaston's number
I fucking love that song and the whole scene just because of how over the top it is and would have probably gone to see this simply because I'd want to see how they do it in live action but that 40 second clip showed me it wouldn't be worth it
How do you fuck up Gaston, he's so fucking delightfully one dimensional, you can be as tongue in cheek insulting of 'male identity' as you want with him, that's the fucking point but if you don't go absolutely full hypermasculine with him it just isn't worth it

Trotsky believed in constant revolution.

got em

does that mean gay sex and interracial coupling?

I absolutely cannot stand Emma's constant smugness. I bet she felt so proud of herself for landing a part where her character is literally named "Beauty".

If you're a Disney executive, yes.

Disney's first flop

thanks feminism

>Turned down La La Land for this

Her career has literally JUST'd

>"Beauty And The Beast" feels like a cynical, uninspired rehash seemingly created just to make a fiscal year sound promising to shareholders. This is a product that's more manufactured than inspired.

>Pardon my French, but Disney's live-action remake does grievous harm to a tale as old as time.

>Many will allow themselves to get swept away in Beauty and the Beast's tide of nostalgia. Just know that there isn't much depth below that shiny surface.

>It's feminist(-ish) dress-porn and progressive(-ish) fantasy fulfilment with a good heart. And it's very difficult not to fall in love with. Even at our most cynical.

>There's an emotional detachment at its core that renders it an innocuously serviceable live-action remake.

Guess which one out of them is the "fresh" review

are disney executives advocates of trotsyism? how do they rationalize communist sympathies with owning a major corporation?

her character is Belle, retard

>I DONT CARE ABOUT WINNING OSCARS!
>will more than likely pick up a razzie or two

this is what happens when you over politicize a career instead of focusing on becoming a better actor and securing roles that will further said career

She more than likely will recover, just in like 5 years or so. If it doesn't happen by then, it won't happen at all and she'll spend the ladder half of her life writing books or something

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She choose this over la la land

this is probably going to make more money than la la land

Communism failed economically, so now they want to install it via the culture.

That means destroying traditional racial/gender roles in the public eye through mass media.

Get rekt, faggot.

But it won't be remembered

what pixar movie is this wacky character from?

Ay man

because they dont agree with the current system

and la la land will be? la la land is like the artist 2

>there are people on the planet this dumb
MY GOD

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I'd take kaijukino over disneyshit anyway.

This Is what they deserve for turning Le Fou gay

what

74%
74%
74%74%
74%
74%

Sup Forums BTFO

>choose
She didn't have a choice

I think at this point everyone should know that Emma Watson's only purpose is being fap material for the harry potter generation. nobody should actually watch the movies she's in, nor listen to anything she has to say in general.

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>74%

KINO CONFIRMED OP BTFO!!!!!!

HAHAHA EMMA ALWAYS WINS

Sup Forums ON SUICIDE SQUAD

>caring if Gaston's little wiener sidekick is a fag or not

He's not getting pussy in any case.

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

fucking hell

if only critics had this much balls and sincerity when reviewing Marvel and Star Wars movies

Listen to this garbage.
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>modern disney princess
>21st century heroine
>she a strong independen woman who dont need no man

This is cancerous subversion at its best.

Don't get married goyerls, you can be a dried up old cat lady just like Emma Watson in 30 years!

Uh...

The fourth one, and even that sounds like it could be summed up with 'meh'

Hows middleschool?

These are "positive" reviews

>You'll probably walk away longing to revisit the original for the ump-hundredth time. But isn't that the point?

>As Whitney Houston once said; it's not right, but it's okay.

>When Beauty and the Beast hits its rhythms, it really soars. However, when Beauty and the Beast missteps, the weight of the expectations created by the movie's spectacular predecessors can be felt.

>It's feminist(-ish) dress-porn and progressive(-ish) fantasy fulfilment with a good heart. And it's very difficult not to fall in love with. Even at our most cynical.

Wait I thought she was playing Gaston

women BTFO again

A bunch of them are 6/10, so just barely fresh. It'll probably end up with a solid fresh rating, but an average score in the high 6 range.

what a load of bullshit.

seeems like Disney hit the panic button and send their embedded reviewers to do damage control

Does that really matter when we all know it's going to make millions?

Emma Watson is the best example of why you should never go full feminist.

Her career has gone full JUST ever since she started doubling down on it.

Yes goy cultural marxism, social anarchism, all the radical left progressive sjw movements are organic and spontaneous things. It's not like they're mostly sponsored by some billionaire Jew.

Femininazis btfo yet again

All I want to know is how is Gaston in this?

If you honestly think that it will get below 75% on RT then you're just flat out delusional. Didn't Ghostbusters 2016 teach you anything? Wait until all the millennial critics put their 2 cents in

>movie directed by a hack that did two Twilight movies
>expecting anything other than excrement

shit-tier hands tbfam

Did she get ass implants? She was always flat as a pancake in that department previously.

Well, it's not Bruce Campbell in his prime, so meh.

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