45 years old

>45 years old
>not married
>no kids
Why?

shes nuts

She's a lesbian dude

she wants to keep being a slut

>mmxiiiiiii
>not being an antinatalist

pretty much this.

she is the ultimate qt tho

>reproducing with a kleptomaniac
uh yeah about that

Batshit crazy alcoholic

>she was at Depp's nightclub the night River Phoenix OD'd
yeah no wonder

I would take a mile of horsecock if it meant that I would have prime Ryder as my gf

>3DPD

pls god post the shower gif

I don't have the gif, i only have the webm

Okay

That's how Mr Hands died...

are there any more photos from this session?
(asking for a friend)

so was John Frusciante

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This

Never stick your dick in crazy, let alone wife her up

Because she has a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends

>turns to heroin and turns into a shut-in hikki shortly right after
really makes you think

Maybe she's waiting for me... :(

i miss john

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>they think having kids should be a primary goal in life and that it defines your value as a person
we're already overpopulated as it is

Wyona ryder sounds like the name of a tv show about a post apocalyptic vigilante that rides around and dispenses justice in a place called Wyona.

I'd like to Winona Ride-her if you know what I mean

Here we see how someone with autism reacts to a request compared to someone without autism

Truly remarkable stuff

her ovary is still in the oven. SAD!

Because marriage and kids are bullshit that just prevent you from experiencing a fully enjoyable life.

>Ms. Horowitz, I sentence you to 10 days of hard labor, sitting on user's smelly face and kicking him in his nads with your bare feet.

how do you sit on someone's face while kicking their balls?

>Ms. Horowitz

you don't watch enough fetish porn

Wyona

>you will never bang young winona

why live?

Oh shit lmao

Isn't she in a relationship with some noname dude?

I'd rather bang old winona tbqh

>you will never bang young AND old winona in some time travel threesome

She looks fucking crazed in this photo.

>hfw when she still manages to get by without being accused of being a lesbo

It's much harder to dodge an oven if you have a family to worry about.

cute
CUTE!

>hwf she sees my penis