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Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

ashes series thread #53 (i think)
marsh selected for third test

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH6YuShNDzQ
http://offbeat.topix.net/slideshow/19013?utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=19013&utm_term=20P3ML5QONA82P9H
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJNylzHIYM
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/16281.html
https://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FU2aH0EC-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDh1pPf6bg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6soqJFUKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XlTjeNHv-8
https://youtu.be/by8oyJztzwo
https://youtu.be/HYLTsdeO2uA
https://youtu.be/iOBXuCYB4jQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAJemmO-bg&t=42s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/geoffrey-boycott-claims-moeen-ali-englands-weak-link-australia-extend-ashes-lead-7135985/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BQfC78Q4g
Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

12 late

Autism

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

5 NIL

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

actually this is thread #54 sorry lads

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Absolute kino

Forgiven

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

IMAGINE being English. KEK

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Do any of you actually play cricket?

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Yep

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH6YuShNDzQ
kino

Owen James
Owen James

not a huge fan of cricket, but does all-nighters round his mate danny's house for the ashes as tradition

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

never played it in my life, not even in the nets at school

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

When the fuck is krautchan going to supply us with a fresh new set of memes

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

It's impressive that you still enjoy it. I feel like most who like cricket have at least played a little

Christian Green
Christian Green

Ylilauta memes are superiour, desu.

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
Has an extreme short back and sides haircut
Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
Uses hair products
Favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
Has a matching sofa set
Owns a games console
Owns a set of champagne flutes
Has a pug/french bulldog
Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
Eats turkey at Christmas
Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly.
Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

rate my understanding of the quintessential deano lads

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

I played it in school a bit but it never impacted my enjoyment.

I faked off-games for basically almost all of secondary school since I was a sad loner and everyone hated me. Despite that I still enjoyed watching cricket, even if I didn't enjoy playing it with those people.

Asher White
Asher White

literally all my cousin except for the bit about uni

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

I was thinking more like this

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

le crazy goofy promo guy

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

kc tier

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

calls Pakis "terrorists"

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

Sainsbury's is unironically equivalent or in some cases cheaper than Tesco nowadays, despite being twice the quality.

Sooner Tesco dies the better 2bh.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Time for some Coles vanilla ice cream with caramel topping lads

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

that kid who had the most fundamentally terrible bowling action and literally bowled the ball into the next net over

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

girlfriend is a trainee hairdresser, she would have been 17 and he was 23 when they first met

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

based

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

fumin lads

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

That kid who bowled medium pacers but had a huge as fuck run up.

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

That shit still needs to be sold user. If Tesco/ASDA fall their substandard foods will permeate into the other supermarkets

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

that kid who tried to be the designated spinner but did the full fast bowler run up anyway

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

goat icecream lads

James Hill
James Hill

get a detention for calling someone a tory

I once got an afterschool detention for not doing my homework.

The teacher didn't turn up.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

That keeper that kept knocking the stumps over even though the batsmen were safely home and the umpire had to warn him to stop being a dickhead.

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

That kid who knocked the stumps in the ground with the face of the bat and putting a big dent in it.

John Powell
John Powell

that u/12's game where the povo club used metal stumps instead of real stumps and were not the size of regular stumps.

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

That's probably part of the reason why Sainsbury's is so much cheaper now compared to how they used to be. There's actually so much competitoin in the UK groceries market.

Expensive tier: Marks & Spencer, Waitrose
Slightly pricey tier: Co-operative
Normal tier: Sainsbury's, Tesco, ASDA, Morrison's
Cheap tier: Lidl, ALDI

Probably missing some 2bh.

Then you get like convenience chains like SPAR and stuff which are a complete rip off but just monopolise areas where regular chains won't go.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

that club that had the ground mowed but all the cut grass was in lumps around the ground and it rained the night before so you had to try and hit sixes to get any runs

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

that coach that actually took U10 to U13's school cricket seriously and would threaten and insult you when not getting his way

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Growing up relatively poor, single parent family the majority of that time, Sainsbury's was a staple. Their bargain bin cake sell off at 5pm was a welcome treat and their homebrand tomatoes, pasata, pastas, alright quality meats and stuff brings back good memories.

Marks & Sparks ain't even that expensive anymore where I live, they have great bargains on too.
Lidl>Aldi.
Co-op's Owen brand stuff, especially doughnuts have a really weird, offputting smell to me.

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

How much is a bottle of Hardy's (varietal range) down in Australia?

Only £4.99 here at my local paki shop which is usually cat piss-tier wine, but I hear things are pricey there. I would derive great amusement if aussie wine is more expensive in Australia than all the way across the world.

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

Australians will be insufferable if they win it 5-0
Englel can't let it happen

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Honestly winning homebabby series isn't that impressive anymore.

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

Marks is super expensive to me 2bh, I look at any price tag in those places and I'm thinking wtf that's like +50-100% markup compared to normal, no way that's proportional to what extra stuff they put in.

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

I have the money for Waitrose but for me, it’s Lidl with meat from the butchers down the road.

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

That's in Manchester and Cardiff I might add.

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

elite choice

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

Just keep an eye out for their bargains is what I should've wrote desu.

They're like the John Lewis of supermarkets. I always saw them as an old Granny shop

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

england lost haha

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Yeah Co-op isn't any better quality, it just seems to always be a bit pricey, although not Marks tier.

I've unironically never gone into a Waitrose. Don't seem to be around much where I've lived (midlands/north).

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

They should just standardize all pitches. Make them all AstroTurf instead. With a maximum boundary size no larger than the basin.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

that kid who would call for lbw every single time it hit the batsmen's pad

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

thanks richo lad

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Used to have one close. They were quality for the odd posh cola or quality stuff like goose fat for the Christmas dinner spuds. On the whole you've gotta be minted for it to be your main though

East Mids here

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

I would say perhaps giving away teams soft advantages (as opposed to obvious/"hard" advantages) like allowing htem to choose the ball of choice, ie. dukes in Australia for English bowlers. But then I hear dukes are too soft to handle Aussie wickets.

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Probably the best is just to allow away captains to always decide whether they want to bowl or bat first.

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

that NEET who used to play cricket all day with kids 10 years younger than him

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

it was you wasnt it

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

do NEETS exist in india? I thought all of you had to work 10 hours a day in sweatshops to make ends meet

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

Sadly no
I'd give my left nut to go NEET and play cricket everyday

David Flores
David Flores

Everywhere there are people who have enough money in the family to last a couple of generations. The pretend to run some small business or freelance thing but they're actually just living off of their family wealth. There aren't NEETS in the western sense, but only difference is that their parents are providing for them instead of the government.
If magically Indians get as much wealth in their family as an average Australian family has everyone would just stop working and chill for rest of their lives.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

only difference is that their parents are providing for them instead of the government.

Pretty sure no one outside of Scandinavia can NEET out on government benefits unless they had some of autism diagnosis. Almost usually parent money. But I get the point that they pretend to run a business or something.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

KEK, this is so true. Pretty common in Mumbai.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

the working class chubby kid with a slightly slingly action who bowled fast

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

http://offbeat.topix.net/slideshow/19013?utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=19013&utm_term=20P3ML5QONA82P9H

Elijah White
Elijah White

working class

private school kid detected

I'm one too 2bh.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

>>80164542
slideshow articles

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

nah

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

wish there was cricket on

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

>>80164542
slideshow article

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

Southern fairy grammar school kid then.

Can't think of any other type of person who'd actually perceive another kid as "working class" while being a kid themselves.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

at the time i probably didnt

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

anyone got a good highlights link for 5th day

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

think starc is actually going to have an alright career just bullying the fuck out of shit batsmen but he cant actually bowl

James Jackson
James Jackson

last night at the brothel this girl said i would have to pay her an extra 150 to eat my ass and i worked my magic on her and she ended up doing it for free. then i ate her out and she sucked my dick without a franger but then she tried to fuck me without a franger. crazy bitch.

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

england player gets out

x6 that's ur highlights kid

was over in no time. Maybe a couple of Bairstow 4's.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

i like to watch sides as they lose test matches

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

having legal brothels
not having brothels that everyone knows about including the police but they just pretend it doesn't exist and go anyway whilst being technically illegal

Australia sure is degenerate.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

You'll have to go to your feared reddit. They always post the day's highlights.

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

I first heard Phill Collins in the air tonight in a video on efukt.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

cheers m8

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

based degeneracy

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

efukt
2017

James Howard
James Howard

2017
not having such niche fetishes and pornographical tastes that mainstream websites aren't even on your radar

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

It was 6 years ago

David Moore
David Moore

The guy/guys running it fell for a blatant camwhore using an older woman posing as the Mum who's daughter was 'secretly' rubbing one out at the dinner table.

It's been top notch entertainment over the years though

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

budweiser doesnt taste that bad 2bh

James Peterson
James Peterson

WAY better than san miguel that '''beer''' is truly my nemesis absolutely vile

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

BREAKING NEWS:Time magazine names anti-harassment #MeToo movement as Person of the Year

That is the latest news folks

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

This will have deep effects on the cricketing world.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

I've never heard of this shit?

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

I don't why but I don't like Budweiser, even Kingfisher tastes better to me.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

that kid that took a leg stump guard but covered all the stumps anyway

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

that kid who had to take a sleeping pill after being psychologically cooked by Anderson in the evening session.

It was Smith btw

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

that kid who was always quiet and reserved among the lads and then later killed himself, revealing a childhood of abuse by his father and uncle

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

Even back in the 90s when Australia had the best test team in history, England usually managed to win at least 1 test away from home in the Ashes. These lads are fucking shite desu.

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

still haunted to this by this absolute shitter of a bowler who cleaned bowled me in school cricket

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

I wait for the day when we'd stop caring for the celebrities

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

When you noticed your team mates were patting arse instead of back as the season went on when you took a wicket

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Nothing escapes my eternal watch

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

wew

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

*DAY

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

brainstar is a passfag

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

its a good investment honestly

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

miller is good

Kevin James
Kevin James

4chan=anti-social extroverts
reddit= sociable introverts

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

gonna miss this bants for the next 8 days lads

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

the most reddit dismissal is an almost inaudible nick through to the keeper

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

I'm an anti-social introvert
Had it a couple time now mates always brings BiRa. I don't drink much though

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

a hashtag isn't a person

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

having a curry later

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

what type of curry

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

not far off, looks to be ~£4.50 for a 1L bottle of Hardy's, but no discerning wino is drinking shit with a label on it, you can get reasonable/decent cleanskin wines for ~£3 a bottle.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

king prawn dhansak

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

those kids who was dropped from the squad after cracking under pressure
it was the whole english team btw

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

Wine bottles are always 750ml except some small exceptions for 1.5L wines, whcih are almost always cheap shit.

I've never heard of cleanskin wine and upon googling, that's a thing we do not have. The region of wine makes no difference upon the price usually, just the quality. £3 a bottle wine is basically impossible as wine is flat tax'd here at £2.05 a bottle no matter if it's a £5 wine or a £500 wine. Is why there's a huge difference between a £5 and a £7 wine here.

Closest to cleanskin is a cooking wine, which are usually £3.50ish. They're basically undrinkable shit tier wine that's used for cooking, as you could guess.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

can you brits make curry yourselves or you order from restaurants?

William Morales
William Morales

were* sorry lads

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

just order from restaurants i guess. the one i have been going to recently is an indian family and he has his daughters working the till while he cooks in the kitchen

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

For me, it's Madras.

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

not bad

James Cook
James Cook

Corner shops have most spices.
Turmeric, cardamom, all spice, chilli powders, star anise, cinnamon.

My mum makes curries at least once a week. Usually Muttar Paneer but is more of a Muttar Saag Paneer cause all the spinach. She does Navarathan and Lamb keema regularly too, Chilli Paneer sometimes as a sidedish.

It's good stuff

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

my mum gets dhansak but always asks for it 'madras hot' might do the same 2bh

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

i've tried.
i can't get it right tho, i guess you need to learn from family and all my family are white

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

I heard they charge high. How much is a samosa there ? here it's $.15 - .3

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

They could if they wanted to but most Brits are lazy. There's always a lot of ingredients around to make pretty much anything.

There's usually premade store sauces though, from certain indian-sounding brands (that would be based in the UK). Most common mainstream variations will be korma, Madras, vindaloo, Rogan Josh, and a couple others I didn't really care to think about.

Restaurants tend to have more variety. The current curry selection at the place down the road is:

Korma
Pasanda
Makhani
Malaya
"Curry"
Bhuna
Balti
Rogan Josh
Dopiaza
Saag
Karahi
Madras
Vindaloo
Dopiaza
Dansak
Pathia
Jalfrezi

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

varies. i guess a standard takeaway would be like 3 or 4 £ for a few samosas

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

A curry in my experience (north/midlands/wales) will be around £5-6 for the curry sauce + meat and another £2-3 for the rice.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

50p from shop at end of my road
like 2.50, 3 pound for a couple from a takeaway place

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

curry is my favourite food 2bh

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Why do brits enjoy curry so much? And do you seriously eat that shit after a night out?

Carter James
Carter James

that's great m8. Saag is originally made of mustard leaves though but yeah you can use spinach also.

it's fairly easy Tbh. Just have to have good spices.

3 or 4 £ for a few samosas
yeah i guess it's not much.

that's pretty much what we get here too at most places

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

And do you seriously eat that shit after a night out?
no

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

50p
is pretty cheap.

that's affordable.

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Shit
It’s not

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Kebabs are night out food. Indians do do wraps too though but fairly sure it's not proper indian food, just wrapping tikka foods in a naan wrap to appease British drunks.

Curry is more of a regular dinner in.

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

And do you seriously eat that shit after a night out?
we eat it after 4/5 pints at around 10pm
not after a night out

Kayden White
Kayden White

$2.95 here
TFW no garma garam samosa

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

Samosa fresh cooked here are 35p for the small ones, bigger ones that are mostly potato go for 50p but aren't as good as the small ones.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

hate samosas
love bhajis

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

this desu
bring back dean headley and graeme hick desu

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

love people who are proud of their heritage

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

give george garton a chance

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

hate samosas
DELET THIS

Adam Long
Adam Long

hoping australia pick big mitch swepson for the final test

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

We do have wraps m8. It's not British.
paying 150 ruppes for a samosa

we have that rate in theatres

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

dont hate them just dont order tem

James King
James King

bhajis
greasy, flavourless balls of onions
samosas
beautiful, crisp parcels of delicious spiced meat and vegetables

form me, there's only one winner

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

Never had a samosa here m8

Carter Price
Carter Price

samosa is north indian while bhajji is south indian

there are many types of bhajjis

Luke White
Luke White

I was told previously that you did not have naan wraps and if you did any wraps they'd be paratha or something beginning with p.

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

cerebral
introspective

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

tfw comfy 21C

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

nothing beats dipping a ball of deep fried onion into dhansak sauce

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Do you live in Ghatkopar?

William Scott
William Scott

They are not very popular but we have them with paratha, rumali roti (shwarma) etc..

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

Bandra
Have you been here?

Jose Young
Jose Young

>>8016516
Bandra
Pretty good place desu. I’m from there. How’s the rain?

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

broad needs to be dropped

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

nah

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

for garton?

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJNylzHIYM

brainiac

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

crane in place of momeme

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

yep

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Just got back from r/cricket.

I've taken all of their views into account and they have given me a clear trajectory for the team.

We have to first of all drop Anderson and Broad, they're both shit and really horrible human beings and ultimately mediocre players who have an average of 200+ away from home.

Root is overrated and apparently really bad too, an immediate drop from the batting lineup. If you aren't even as good as Smith, what purpose do you have being on an international team? Cook is also mentally done, immediate ejection.

Reckon Marsh has a future ahead of him though.

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

anderson shouldn't be dropped

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

based

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture — often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

i HOPE these are not actual opinions that reddit hold

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Fuck, I hit backspace

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

you now remember owais shah

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

They literally are independent of each other. When you combine them together it seems ridiculous but (as long as England aren't destroying their opposition) these will be the opinions thrown out.

John Wright
John Wright

you now remember vikram singh

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

you now remember ronnie irani

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

do we, ie /cric/, dare i say it, have the biggest collective cricketing brain on the internet?

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

you now remember yasir hameed

Brody Long
Brody Long

r/cricket is literally an Aussie/Indian circlejerk.

Aussies hate any English player with decent stats.
Indians hate any player that actually makes their decent players look silly. See: Anderson vs Tendulkar.

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

you now remember Rajibul Islam Ozil

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

yasir hameed had a low key elite cover drive

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Post moar Rajibul

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Stopped raining, the weather has been awesome all evening. Are you from Ghatkopar?
But what a shitty day with England not putting a fight and India not wrapping up Sri Lanka after they were down to 35/4.

Alexander King
Alexander King

you now remember that dogged lower middle order white australian guy who represented west indies

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

thoughts on Raji's career stats?

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

really hate girls with unasked attitudes

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

really good bowling all rounder

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

From Santacruz. I haven’t watched any of the IND v SL matches. Don’t have to pay to watch the Ashes though.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

damn, those are good stats

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

should say I subconsciously ignore all limited over stats

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

brendan nash?

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

14 wickets in 4 first class matches
is raji, dare i say it, an elite spinner?

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

Melviz?

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

next muralidaran

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

marsh selected for third test

marsh selected for third england defeat

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

you now remember a regular in the pakistan one day side called Rao Iftikhar Anjum

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

Melviz?
Nope

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

mhm

David Edwards
David Edwards

you now remember jon lewis terrorising sri lanka at home

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

lonely and isolated 2bh

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

damn

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

Love Sneed

Hate Chuck

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/16281.html

Jesus christ. I remember watching him in one dayers. Didn't realise he had a mid-20's average. Only ever played 1 test? Despite averaging 27 in ODIs and 26 in FCs? What the fuck England selectors?

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

you now remember dale steyn's test debut against england where he cleaned bowled vaughan

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

Worst is James Hildreth 2bh.

Literally a talent even when he was young, scored a triple century when he was young. Never had a SINGLE chance in the England team.

Think of all the trashy shitty batsmen that England have put in the team over the years. Now realise that the England selectors never once gave Hildreth a SINGLE chance for international experience. It honestly boggles my mind.

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

I remember that. I had it on DVD (lol).

England won that series though. But amazing to think of all the talents that started out around the time of that series, Steyn, AB etc. AB looked really amateurish in that series.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

he gave michael vandort a right seeing over

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

based matthew hoggard led >us to victory
well good series

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Same. I keep listening to The Middle by Jimmy Eat World. Lessens the sadness.

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

yeah hildreth should have played

John Harris
John Harris

bit of a banger

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

it seems that 2nd innings cost jon lewis
and they lost the match sooo

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

https://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM

It sure is.

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FU2aH0EC-Y

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDh1pPf6bg8

Ambient is where it's at.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6soqJFUKk

post moar bangers without vocals

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XlTjeNHv-8

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

you now remember mo asif's mesmerising spell against south africa at newlands

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

https://youtu.be/by8oyJztzwo

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

*st georges park

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

I think my ears are bleeding.

Evan Young
Evan Young

R.I.P.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

watching videos of orchestras performing aphex twin songs

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

nice

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

TFW can relate to le bunny man’s pain
https://youtu.be/HYLTsdeO2uA

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

you now remember england's absolutely atrocious tour of sri lanka in 2008 and bob wills's scathing commentary on sky sports about it

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

A bad day of cricket shouldn't depress me but it does

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

indians talking in English

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

It's easier to type in English.
Spoken English is fairly common as well in urban areas.

Caleb White
Caleb White

hlw bro

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

Aquemini>Stankonia

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

It’s quite common in India

Jackson James
Jackson James

Cuckolded by the Great Anglo God.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

just want an endless supply of bookey foreign footy shirts from the 90s and early 2000s

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

what's the best way of obtaining a kawaii indian gf without having to delve into the dark, depressing depths of the Indian internet

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

move to india
or hounslow

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

not an option

Jace White
Jace White

Don't let it go to your head. It's nobody's native language yet we are proficient at it. Everyone Indian is at least trilingual.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

English is already in my head

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

Giving head to an English
Are you straight or gay?

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Bisexual. The thinking man's sexuality.

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

hounslow's not that bad, chiswick is technically still hounslow

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

grigget

William Carter
William Carter

kys syrupnigger

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

who /comfy/ here

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

canadians

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

losing patience with my uni 2bh lads

all of their "industrial opportunities" seem to be reserved for racial minorities and "women in tech"

Really getting sick of it.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

love multiculturalism
hate regionalism

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

that U-17s game where the Broadmeadows team used a wheelie bin with the stumps painted on.

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Daily reminder that if England don't lose 5-0 they win.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

elite post

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

unironically yes
said this before but if some special kind of autists team up they could successfully run live alt-commentary or a podcast.

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

That keeper who dives for every ball even if it doesn't reach him

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

That keeper that gets a wicket by farting as the ball passes the bat and then claiming a catch

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

elite aussie tactics

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

My sides

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

my dear bros

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

gentle reminder george garton is tagged as left arm fast

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

tempted to download don bradman cricket so I can play some desu

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Are there any actual rules prohibiting unnecessarily uprooting the stumps every ball?

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

its fucking awful

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

yeah but there's fuck all else on pc

Shame how baseball gets amazing games and we get shit

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

can't go wrong with stick cricket mate

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

Because baseball games are made on a budget of more than $2
Game development scene is shocking down here but for whatever reason that and overpriced crap like AFL Evolution get released.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

for me it is paulaner tins of beer from waitrose for 9 quid

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Shame how baseball gets amazing games and we get shit
yeah they literally just cant be arsed
fucking loved brian lara 2005 though

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

Love Brasseye
Hate Day Today

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

brian lara 2005

Loved that game as a kid.

Used toi just ramp up the difficulty to max and twitch bat against the superfast sling bowlers. Was fun.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

tipping that old doggo to not live more than 15 months
We belong to God and to Him we shall return.
Let us know when that happens so that we can comfort you in your time of sorrow.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

those fucking classic matches were kino

John Hall
John Hall

i would be happy with 15 months more 2bh, i think he has another year or so in him

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

still here

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Loved mind your language as a kid. Also, Blackadder.
They showed some elite shows on Indian telly back in the day for English Language audience. Now it's mostly shit tier American shows geared towards young housewives who have nothing else to do but watch reddit tier shows and spend their husband's money shopping.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

if anyone hasnt seen it https://youtu.be/iOBXuCYB4jQ
very very good documentary you should watch it user

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

Indians got Brass Eye and Blackadder.

Brass Eye especially seemed very British-centric, surprised Indians would have even liked it.

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

intriguing

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

Already heard the dollop episode on it so I'm kinda worried that it'll just cover the same ground

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

Indians like to pretend to be British

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

Nah, we didn't have Brass Eye, first time I'm hearing the name.
Among the British shows I remember watching
Goodness Gracious Me
The Jewel in the Crown
The Office-UK
besides Mind Your Language and Blackadder
I could be forgetting a couple or might not have watched some of them.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

paulaner beer is very easy to drink

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

literally trolling IRL drug dealers

This is where comedy peaked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAJemmO-bg&t=42s

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Take note of 42 second timestamp

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

nathan for you is funniest show since early peep show

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

/sp/thread/80154525#p80156013
baseball catching

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

A T H L E T I C I S M

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

i think carrie & lowell is my 2nd favourite album after slanted & enchanted

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

We trained with a baseball glove once as a piss around at the end of summer

I couldn't catch anything with it

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

you and your entire training regimer are pathetic.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

wow my village cricket club isn't good

thanks lad

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

lads
I'm still working on that /cric/ sgt peppers cover I said I'd do but I'm running out of things to put in the background
so far i've got
cuckner
holly & ellyse
tendulkar forever 99
bread w/ broken nose
cook getting hit in the plums
benaud, greig & lawry
bitchwide w/ moustache
le big show
goosey
flintoff & lee edgbaston 2005
threatening looking stokes
blurry ballance
ainsley
the botham cigar picture
the don
trevor chappell btfoing NZ
give me some suggestions

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

ideally more /cric/ memes rather than broader cricket ones

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Reddit

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

grim choices

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

serious brainlet

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

quite nauseated by that post

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

getting the christmas tree in tomorrow lads

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

real new /hoc/ thread /sp/thread/80167671#p80167671

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

no sune luus

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

cricket captain's decent enough, used to have loads of games with the brian lara and ea sports series back in the day, cricket 97 ashes edition was great fun on the PC desu

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

pretty pumped for this upcoming cricket game. anyone got any cool hype music/videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

another lovely day lads

might go down to the local cricket cages at the park and have a bat with the lads (about 10 years younger than me - not weird though)

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Just brewed a nice cuppa lads.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Based Tone

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

we need to give george garton a chance

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

I really hate Australia. I mean I REALLY hate them. The country, the people, the culture. Canada is the younger, faster, stronger version of Australia. Call us 2.0. Most Australians think I'm joking when I say this, but come here and our lads will fuck your shit up. Trust me, all the Australians in these parts think they are the new kids on the block in the anglosphere, but we straighten them out promptly. Its sad really, they come in and they think they have a chance, but they never do, did or ever will. Until next time
user, because if there ever is a next time, I won't be afraid to end this.

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

A left arm quick will give a different option, and Garton may be worth a punt.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

love canada

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

strange

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

based straussy

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

TERRIBLE post

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

tell me about jackson bird

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

Geoffrey Boycott claims Moeen Ali is England’s ‘weak link’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/geoffrey-boycott-claims-moeen-ali-englands-weak-link-australia-extend-ashes-lead-7135985/

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

dat casual racism

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

stokes included in odi squad

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

fat lot of good that is
fuck I hate that ginger pillock but I love him

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

what's for brekkie lads

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

for me, it's 2 slices of warburton's seeded loaf (toasted on 4), buttered and topped with 2 poached eggs with a sprinkle of pepper and dribble of sriracha

the on-drive of breakfasts

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

/cric/'s favourite Tom Jones song?

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

LE BREGGIE XD

Kys bogan rat fuck.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

Press F to pay Respects

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

t. reddit

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

Home farm free range pork sausages, herb and cheese scrambled egg, chestnut mushrooms, a griddled tomato, with a Kentish Huffkin (warmed but not toasted) - accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

When can we expect to see the first test match played on Uluru?

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

oops - meant for

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

thanks for the 2 (You)s anyway lad

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

You're welcome lad - I'm being almost as generous as our bowling attack tonight.

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

we arent bowling tonight, the game is over

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

she retired?
fuck
f

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

It's still being replayed in my mind unfortunately.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Kentish Huffkin
sounds poofy as fuck m8

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

She literally killed herself

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Who?

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

F

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

that sounds very fucking good m8 hope you enjoy it

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

wish lela star had done that before her unfortunate surgeries
god she looks a trainwreck

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

I love lots of pepper on my eggs

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

Thanks lad.

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

oh shit your right
that sucks

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

grape shisha: good, 7/10

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

So it's just a bread roll but with a little asshole on the top? Still seems pretty gay

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

if I don't have sriracha I will put a lot more pepper on

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

tfw 5 nights of getting up at some unearthly hour to watch the Ashes has left my body clock completely ragged, and I can't sleep.

David Smith
David Smith

A bit of dill goes well with poached eggs

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

I really don't like the taste of dill, even with fish
just not for me

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

Fair enough. My mum's Swedish so she puts it on everything. I only really have it on eggs though

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

has anyone here ever made amerifat style biscuits and gravy
there's a recipe w/ almond flour from one of my low carb cookbooks I do from time to time, fockin beaut but you have to be able to handle garlic in the morning
the gravy is, fry about 6 chipolatas in butter, remove then add half an onion and a clove of garlic to the drippings, fry for about 5 mins then add cream, parsley and the chopped chipolatas once it's thickened
quite like it on steak too if I want to go full fat fuck

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Fonzy is so cool lads

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

yeah I always liked him

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

for me, it's cLOUDDEAD

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BQfC78Q4g

always enjoyed this re: cLOUDDEAD
this is one of them iirc

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Going on to other boards after being in /cric/ makes me realise how braindead everyone else on this website is. You can always tell when it's some Mexican/hue ESL spastic or a faggot American with a terrible sense of humour. Why is this community so based and intelligent?

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

Just need a 6/40 on my managerial accounting to get a BASED C- lads

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

cerebral sport attracts cerebral people simple as
but cricket fans in general I've always found to be very nice and interesting people
I think it's because it demands a level of dedication you don't really see in other sports.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

Aus test ranking 5
Eng test ranking 3

Aus ODI ranking 3
Eng ODI ranking 4

Aus T20 ranking 7
Eng T20 ranking 4

How is this even possible?

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

maybe they're quality varies for different formats?
is that hard to understand?

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Well sure, in terms of test though it doesn't make any sense. I haven't watched any pajama recently but Australia is usually good at ODI and meh at T20. The fact they're are six teams ahead of them even in T20 is surprising. The ranking will change for test after the series and they will go ahead of England in test

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

there is some overlap of players but for all intents and purposes they are different teams

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

Did you strangle the cockatoos?

Jack White
Jack White

i've strangled a cock or two

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

handjobs

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

I'd like to see more: players getting bowled without playing a shot
I'd like to see less: DRS
actually do miss the times where out meant out, I get that sometimes you get terrible decisions but all this waiting around for video replay instead of just enjoying the moment is starting to grate

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

For me, the women's Ashes should be at least three test matches.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

Women's cricket > men's cricket

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

GOOD post

Logan Price
Logan Price

*poo dribbles out of anus*

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

BAD POST

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

What went wrong?

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

I probably unironically have an IQ of at least 140, but because I'm so unmotivated as well as the fact that I'm kind of socially retarded means that I've been unable to take advantage of it thus far. This is probably also part of the reason I enjoy cricket

William Roberts
William Roberts

BASED smart but lazy meme

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

literally me lads

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

This used to be me but I drank and smoked myself retarded

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

Chadd out
Bitch Marsh in

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

August Ames, RIP

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

Literally never heard of her desu. Looks like a butterface anyway

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

31 degrees

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

BIG

BILLY

STANLAKE

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

She looked a lot cuter before the surgeries.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

what should the punishment be for losing an ashes match? public lashings?

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Send the losers to a remote island

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Reminder there must always be more Marsh's in the squad than there are well-performing Marsh's

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

Tests are literally homebabby: the sport. Australia lost series to Pakistan and Sri Lanka away recently and it wasn't even surprising. We even lost a test to Bangladesh. Most teams look really good at home and awful away.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

They're already playing in Australia

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

Can one of /cric/'s resident alcoholics tell me if sparkling wine left out overnight without the cork is salvageable?

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Based Nick

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

This series proves test cricket is fucking dead, fuck this """sport""" i'm off to play World of Warcraft

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

tis if you're an alcoholic
else should prolly just toss it

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

just wait for the depression lad

thought you were smart
smart class in high school
rest on your laurels
never develop work ethic
start to lose focus
have a breakdown
get a 60 ENTER
think you can turn it around
enrol into a pleb uni engineering course
make some friends because you still have some personality and like social activities
start failing when the subjects get hard in 3rd year
take leave of absence to work because you're poor
get stuck in graveyard shifts, become nocturnal
miss more social gatherings because you start work at 9pm
lose friends
try to go back to uni after a year
fail
drop out
get a full-time office job because you need to pay rent and eat
have no self worth
friends graduate and get real jobs
have less and less interesting things to talk about
you're not cool anymore
lose more friends
tiny things happening now make you very mad
come home from pub one night
tie noose out of extension cord
sit awake all night staring at it

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

mix it with some juice and make a punch

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

never drank it but I doubt it tbqh

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

It’ll still get you drunk

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

guess i should stop posting on Sup Forums then

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

who /undiesinthefridge/ here lads

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

so annoyed that png lost to hong kong

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

holy shit are you me? getting out of the night shifts at the servo was the best thing I ever did

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Damn man that's deep

Zachary James
Zachary James

what is it there 25 loooooooooooool

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

Pretty much me but my parents paid for my uni so I never had to work. Still failed out though lel

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

I’d be your friend :)

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

What's worse; a namefag with no trip, or a tripfag with no name?

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

test

Chase King
Chase King

sounds like a song

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

well I'm about to graduate with a degree in economics and have literally no job offers which in a way is worse than failing out

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

What's considered more of the "Summer of /cric/",
the Australian Summer or English Summer?

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Australian summer

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

Did you do any internships?

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

I find it really hard to communicate with Chinese in Uni. Most of them can’t comprehend the most basic sentences.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Nope

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

If you aren't rich and well connected internships (doing it for free) are usually beneficial for your resume.

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

It's a group assignment with 3 overseas students episode

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Get up to present with 3 Chinese
They're struggling to say the most basic sentence
Trying to resist urge to do the whole thing yourself

James Rogers
James Rogers

I’m a pajeet. How the fuck do they even pass the IELTS? It’s beyond me. They also have this weird blank expression when you try and explain few things to them.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

"Somehow" they all get D's

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

27 lad

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

have tute with 18 people
14 asian, 4 white
group assignment comes up
all the whites go in the same group

Asher White
Asher White

Honestly have no issues with overseas students if they aren't autists or have good English.

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

Are you just studying here or live here?

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

TOPKEK. This actually happened to me.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Asians that can't speak English properly get the same marks as you for the presentation.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

I know this information

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

I study here.
Faced this in the first semester.

Levi King
Levi King

Melbourne or Sydney?

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Sydney

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

How do you like it

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

POO IN LOO POO IN LOO LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

Love it. Haven’t met a single rude Aussie DESU. You guys are quite friendly.
I do poo in loo

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Do you have to work here also or are you rich?

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

dat casual racism

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

hi guys

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

Literally the only m8s I made at uni:
a mexican soccer player
an indian
a Jewish dude
Mexican dude who loves cars
Vietnamese dude

Rate

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

Sounds like the start of a joke

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

frippity frappity brippity brappity poo peeland is a fart. frippity frappity brippity brappity and they're not very smart

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

I don’t spend recklessly and I do have a lot of savings, so I guess you can say rich.

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

Must be pretty cozy then

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

already elaborating a hibi/cric/ thread ama

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

Cricket anime show when

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

For me, it's Mitchell Starc.

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

Yeah but I don’t have a lavish lifestyle though.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

What ever happened to
Ashton Agar?
Faulkner "The finisher"?
Matt Renshaw?
Phil '63' Hughes?

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

bitchstow

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

Damn! that looks comfy.
jelly desu

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

Backyard count?

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

just had a refreshing Zooper Dooper lads

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

3rd world shitter impressed by sofas and windows

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Daniel.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

literally me
dropped out of engineering and wasted a lot of my parent's money, spent the next couple of years smoking weed and lazying around all day.
Except in the end I reverted to Islam and it helped a lot in sorting myself out.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

Want to root Root tbqh

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

looool

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

hotel?

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Based Howie. Excited for the big bash mate?

John Gray
John Gray

I'm on the highway to hype mate

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

For me, it's Rajiette

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

Would probably go fem-rajibul desu

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

rajichad

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Would love to bust a hot gunky load of semen into her ass

if you get my meaning

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

Rajibul on pooicide watch?

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Rajina

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

Vagibul

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

hate life
love /cric/

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

this tbqhwyrnl. Don't know what I'd do without /cric/

Ryder James
Ryder James

So who retires/pooicide watch by the end of this series for England?

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

rajiGOD

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

I wonder if he knows he's a celebrity

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

Just trimmed up my pubes lads

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Should have waxed

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

What do you lads think of my gimmick?

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

pretty good

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

rude not to invite us over desu

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

the lads

Henry James
Henry James

I appreciate it m8 i really really do

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

lmao

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

Someone send this picture to RajiGOD

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

anyone who does will be doxed

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

BBL vs ipl?

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

For me, it's both.

John Ward
John Ward

my dear bros

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

BBL will get more people through the gates this year with only 10 rounds with 8 teams than A League will with 10 teams and 27 rounds

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

Is an inswinging ball smashing into off while the batsman goes for a leave the most aesthetic dismissal in the sport?

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

Has BBL ultimately improved the state of cricket in Australia? Or am I imagining things

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

it's a reddit dismissal

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

lads we have a new fan

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

RajiBouncer

James Moore
James Moore

tanzanian eh

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

thing that gets me about that one is how Clarke maintains his pose for ages after he's been bowled.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

took me a while to realise hlw means hello
think i'm a brainlet lads

Nathan White
Nathan White

All time you at home..what do you read?
2spooky4me

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

Shit sport, gotta say.

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

For (You)

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

What's for tea tonight lads? iga roast chook for me again

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Soy boy gang

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

I had spicy chicken nibbles. Pretty good.

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

At Parramatta right now, I’ll probably have a zinger

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

500th post for muscular and elite New Zealanders

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

That the wings and drumettes?

Jace King
Jace King

501st reply.
Get fucked

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

Based zinger lad

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Make a new thread please

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

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Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

based sneedposter

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

I work in a foodbank. We often get Chinese students from the local uni volunteering to help us sort food. They think digestive biscuits are a type of fish.
I hate having to use sign language to explain why digestives can't swim.

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