"Thanks for bringing me to the match user :)"

"Thanks for bringing me to the match user :)"

we're in a train you fat bitch

>csq elle n’est pas tu petite amie
La vie n’est pas juste mon freres.

this post made me laugh

those are child bearing hips, virgin.

lmaooo those thighs are literally as big as my head

I hope she has some meaty pusy to suc yummi yummi.

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name?

I fall for the thicc meme online but in real life thicc girls are quite disgusting

Yes baby and pls open vagene for me now

because they think they can coast just with the size of their ass, so they don't take care of the rest of their bodies. they walk around with lazy ponytails, barely any makeup and pajamas. it's pretty sad.

who wants a child with brown eyes?

my seed is too strong to be influenced by a frail female. if i came inside a somalian woman, heinrich himmler would pop out nine months later.

on the train home after the game of course you idiot

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>heinrich himmler
Aaah yes, the epitome of aryan physique. Moron

what a post, good german

i have blue eyes, i'm above average in height(1m91), little less than bulky (83kg so i could improve that) and have an average face/above average face

downside is i'm a smoker and i like to live in my cocoon (either all by myself or with close friends).

i haven't had sex in over 7 years and i'm 29 now.

what do i do to get some?

You know the answer already

>1m91
>83kg
Thank you hungry skeleton

Dubs checked.

You're welcome. It's too bad our team lost, though.

>1m91
>83kg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Consume Protein
Move Heavy Objects

acquire muscle nerd

oh i'm sorry, i thought i was on Sup Forums instead of /fit/, you bunch of meatballs

i think my main problem (weight really isn't one of them as i have enough assets to make up for that) is that i care too much

like, at work, i will always wait for 3-4 seconds holding the door open for someone (either male or female) because i looked backwards to see if i can help someone out by holding the door. I shouldn't do that, i should open the door, walk in and just keep walking instead of looking back first. I'm just too polite i think.

Open the door, if there isn't anyone within reasonable waiting-distance, keep walking

>tfw too nice,caring and handsome to have sex

>ta* petite amie
>frère*

Apart from that you're already French desu

i found your problem, you sound like an insecure little faggot

invest in traps

So gorgeous

LIRR? She sucks then Long Island girls are by and large trash. Weirdly unless they're super duper rich.

alright you know what? forget i asked

i thought we had a sort of bro culture on this board and i would have loved some solid bants (you deserve it when you open up, i give some pretty good bants myself when someone opens up ) but there should also be some helpful stuff between bants and i just can't see them.

I'm going to find a new board and a new hobby, fuck Sup Forums

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>lelgians in charge of handling the bantz accordingly

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AND THERE PUSSY FUCKING STINKS!

Are you me?

I'm 29 aswell and the last time I had sex was xmas 2011...

I went through depression and drugs etc. and now I'm normal again. Bulked up to 90kg on 1.84m and got jacked over the last 3 years... but still no social life to get a gf again :(

cringe

You'll be back

rectum ravaged lmao

lmao, new copy pasta, thanks

the fuck are you talking about? rich girls here are incredibly ignorant and hyper liberal. and they never stop talking, ever.

is she asian or something? peculiar look desu, it's nice though. not sure if this is sports.

I think I have a thing for butterfaces1

lmao you fucking pussy

That's why I said super duper rich. Sands Point/Brookville rich, not regular old Manhasset/Huntington Rich. Childhood home worth $5 Million minimum. The ones I know at least are very smart and nice. They know how to hold a conversation too.
Regular rich girls are pretty terrible though, agreed.

>tfw when you invite a girl to a game and she says no

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clearly struck a nerve there judging by all the replies but whatever

i'm not going to go and believe me, the board is better with me on it

you guys enjoy being around me and the culture i bring fuckers, you all know i won't be the last leaving this place


and, again, germany with the above good post

Source

someone post thte thanks for the oj webm

Go to a 3rd world country. Morocco, for example.

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Japanese have relatively big heads

You're a genetic abomination accept your fate and don't even attempt to pass your inferior genes. Nature is running its course faggot leave it alone

autism

They look quite disgusting in real life desu.

Kek. Let's be friends lad.

>accented language
“No”
Jk thanks for the help

fuck the mods

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>this fucking reddit belgian

She's so pretty

i've never seen a good post made by a belgian

new pasta right here, roll up roll up, get it hot

you

no prob

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Friendly Belgian was good people but I haven't seen him post in forever

Can we please stay on topic?

I took my ex to a football(USA) game, great seats, she knew I really liked it. couldn't even pretend to like it for me. good riddance. Jk I miss you pls text me

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Turning this into a Thighs thread

post fat Taylor Swift now

>tfw seen this photo for years
>still no source

I can get behind this

>you'll never feel those thicc thigh muscles flex around your head

the old lirr seats

you now remember friendly belgian

how does one get a girlfriend with thighs like this?

Get a short GF and feed her burgers.

>1m91
>83kg

>Thanks for buying me running shoes, user

>Arching her back to show off her ass while she runs
>Still has no ass

wow

Lana is mine!

>why did you buy me this razor user?

the thicc meme is Stockholm Syndrome for Americans, tricking them to accepting fat pieces of shit

I can't reach those plates, user!

That's because you are already past the plates, dumb bitch