/cric/

australia are 34 wickets down for 0

>2 early

Autism

cricket is gay

>3 posts early
Shit thread, abort

post more of this thick asian bitch

REMINDER, patrician cunts only.

Do you reckon Lyon roots better than shitshell darsh?

Reminder your waifu a shit since she went dykemode

Root is the English captain m8

is there anything better than a thick eurasian bitch. no.

hoping for some (you)'s lads

Where the fuck is Threadcunt, lads?

Poor man's Zoe desu

*climbs stairs to enter thread*

friendly reminder that if you are a white male who procreates with an asian your manlet offspring will live a pathetic sad life

Here you go lad

A thick Eurasian bitch who is actually interested in sleeping with you.
But we both know that's not realistic

thicc

BASED r/hapas

step aside lad

Family Burger Box all to myself lads.

bless you m8

damn nigga why you gotta be so cold

Can't wait to smell your farts

/cric/ convinced me to try KFC for the first time in 5 years because of goosey memes, it's literally fucking dogshit compared to maccas

GOOK

how would you handle dating a girl after your better looking friends have bashed her gash

I’ll have a zinger
Bless U2 m8

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brainlet

Why is that Aussie guy doing that?

that post actually hurt me. i just realised no woman would be interested in sleeping with me. despite being good looking i have nothing else going for me. might as well end it desu.

smith is going to get out for like 30 runs again isn't he lads

"best batsman in the world" my ass

Their burgers are rubbish, actually everything's shit apart from their original recipe, chips, nugs and coleslaw which are all elite

only bother with KFC when I want popcorn chicken desu

how would you handle being fuck buddies with a girl you fucked five years ago but now she's a prostitute and she doesn't tell you

will smith is an actor m8

That's the hard truth you have to come to terms with mate - looks don't matter (much) for men, women want a standout guy.

DELET THIS

tower stacker was pretty GOAT mate fuck up

it's true. looks will get you laid in your 20's but that's about it. if you don't get your shit together, say bye bye to pussy. i have learnt this year that even the lowest of the low woman can land herself a good looking successful man. really bothers me but whatever. jokes on him. shes a fucking prostitute lmao.

Please don't I need a guy to buy her drinks with no chance of getting any.
Then when she's good and drunk I swoop in.
You play an important part in the freakosystem

is shaun marsh related to mitch marsh

if you dont try you dont know mate

will smith is an actor mate

Stop talking about all the sex you're having you fucking virgins. The cricket is on dickheads, discuss that

Then sort your life at and become good at something!
(preferably something women are actually interested in)

>tfw became very good driver/mechanic
>women are not the slightest bit interested in this
>no pussy for me

Mitch marsh is Mitch Johnsons brother
Shaun is Nathan Lyons son.

love how all the poms fucked off when there were like 30 of them an hour ago

i would be sad lad, i want normie gf how do yoyu carry it?. my last gf told me during breaking up she was pregnant with differnet dudes kid, feels bad man

australia will need to score runs if they want to win this

just good friends m8

>Sex you’re having
>Fucking virgins
???

you should be able to get someone. you have a career. that's all women need.

stop posting semi nude pics retards
not everyone is a NEET here
some anons like myself are at work

kek. i broke a couple up and after we hooked up a week later she had to get an abortion because she was pregnant with his kid. this was years ago though.
women are such trash. i know a young dude that was fucking this prozzie that i know. i know for a fact that she wouldn't have told him what she does. the poor dude would have been raw dicking a prostitute. fuck these lowlife cunts. i want to be a normie.

>cuckner

Virginity is a state of mind, not actually a real thing m8. Just because you've had sex doesn't mean you're not a virgin, it's how you carry yourself across. Look at me I've had sex, I've put my penis in someone! I'm not a virgin! That's how a virgin talks, therefore you're a virgin despite having sex.

NO

>poorner

>warncuck

is david warner related to dawid malan?

>mechanic
>career
LOL

kek

KEK

Don't you have some calls you should be making?

T h a t ' s
t h e
j o k e

COLLAPSE

>career
Nah I don't swing spanners for a living, that's about the worst job you could possibly do, rather work a Maccas tbqh.....

collapse eminent

>59 posts
>0 about bitcoin
wtf

tipping australia for an elite 150 all out

Who is this Asian beauty?

make sure you collapse over a loo m8

how many runs did england make before their first wicket yesterday? couldn't watch

nobody here is enough of a brainlet to care about crypto

England have got little Davie worked out lads....

...

>Mate unexpectedly came round with my christmas present
>It's Lego
Beyond stoked lads, should I open it??

Do you think I'm ugly user?

last digit is the number of wickets Overton will take

i nearly became a mechanic. wish i did. they make good money.

defend khawaja's spot on the team lads, he literally never does anything useful

>flying solo last week
>not even a wingman
>walk into pub, get a beer
>heaps of sleeve tattooed ice tradies
>not many women
>see literal retarded guy in corner
>no chance of getting pussy, sit down and have a chat with reo
>reo leaves
>one of the better looking women approaches me
>'why were you talking to that disabled guy?'
>because no other bastard was and I felt sorry for him'
>'Oh my god that's so nice'
>tell her I look after disabled people for a job
long story short ended up fucking her
Don't always emulate the Chad, sometimes the opposite is just as effective

pls stop

very realistic

>droperton

would literally inhale her farts through a curly straw

>dat casual racism

he makes up our mudslime quota

>17 years old

Top.

>one of the better looking women approaches me
>'why were you talking to that disabled guy?'
Imagine being sad enough to make up stories on an anonymous image board

how many brave english lions are left, lads?

im an atheist jew but i am thinking of becoming a christian. need to find a nice traditional girl.

>17

can a brit please explain what it feels like to get kwiffed

Do you like the way the water tastes?

Kiwi boat lad posted updates on his interview

My gram is a widow, I can give you her digits

I'd let her taste some of my water if you know what I mean....

>Overton got the wicket
been obvious for years that we just need to pick the players who bowl on shit pitches like taunton for when we tour oz