/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #?

Australia 3/189 trail by 214 1st innings
England all out 403

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*farts*

FUCK THE MODS

JANNY WAR NOW

>trap porn in OP
>thread gets deleted

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY FAGGOT!!!

First

Not impressed lads

I'm not surprised

bit rude

What happened? I just confessed that despite slagging off his last two years, Ponting was our second best batsmen ever. Even better than Laurie or G Chappel.

>S MARSH 0 (17)

Based janny

Didn’t have to delete the thread

>deleting cric thread.
Fuck off janny

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anyone got a stream(not piss), mums watching the tv

will smith score a century?

shame he was a little goblin cunt

He is waiting for Mitch. They’re going to make 100s together

Janny didn't ban me btw

so is mine she loves the cricket

how much time remaining tonight?

Will Smith is an actor m8

Will Smith isn't in the team

You can watch it on the cricket australia website m8

mine doesnt :(
shes also from england

cric free dot ess see
halfway through chopping a bowl m8, hope youre thankful

See

15 minutes.

not enough for 90 overs

not happy lads was happy with the discussion in the last thread and just posted something that would have generated a fair amount of yous

Will Smith score a century before end of play?

What were you gunna say cunt?

Fucken say it

You should sue the janitors for lost revenyou

if he tries he'll get out

#71 i think

>you can watch it on the cricket australia website
>for the low price of only $5 a day
>and you still have to watch the ads

Be better off buying a cheapo TV of gumtree....

If Smoth plays for his century tonight never insult him again.
Man of the people

I'd smuggle a dirty rotten with warnie

Real contrast of batting styles here. One guy whose technique looks like it’s from a textbook and the other who looks like a disgusting crab.

out of drinks but too hammered to drive to get more lads

Lads I think there's a hole in Steve Smiths bucket

>wearing sunnies at 6PM

based 1337 crab

Can someone actually explain to me the whole hole in my bucket ad? I don't understand it

Do the English players bring their wives to Australia to experience prime anglo cock or do they leave them home to get dicked by jamal?

Smiff is autistic, right? That is why he does that tapping his pads and the slow exaggerated facial movements?

>talking about genitals

How many no balls have these filthy poms got away with today.
Just because they're bowling like shit shouldn't mean they get away with it

You know who I am

it's when the sun is pretty much at eye level

Based pomgolians, taking a leaf out of the Windies playbook.

is a bucket not a bucket without a hole?

kek

k 3 k

It’s a nursery rhyme, twisted to become an ad for fried chicken.

Smith gets out next over

Euphemism for Sudanese immigrants and immigration policy

>English would feel like they earned that dismissal

>poms running into each other trying to catch it
Poor fielding all round this test tbqh

Smith hits his ton before morning

there's a hole in my cylinder

>georgebailey.jpeg

>dropping the ashes

Just bought some crypto currency lads

I'm ready to make stacks

slats confirmed for goose

>goosed

Are Stoneman and Bairstow gay?

If George Bailey was selected in the Australian XI he'd be George Marsh.

his smile and optimism: gone

Why did commbank dump their Muslim ad after the first test? Islamophobia?

robbo just dropped a truthie in cricinfo lads

Considering they just got done for not declaring terrorism transactions it was probably a poor call

cenny in 5

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Thanks m80 thought you'd enjoy that.

Not a fan of this semen slurping sport desu.

Reminder Slats got MS365 as his number plate when he was first selected when he was the 357th player
Reminder Slats also got 356 tattooed on him
Reminder Brendan Julian is number 356
Reminder Slats Loves Brendan Julian so much he got his number tattooed on him and his number plates

>"There's a Hole in My Bucket" is a children's song, based on a dialogue between two characters, called Henry and Liza, about a leaky bucket. The song describes a deadlock situation: Henry has a leaky bucket, and Liza tells him to repair it. But to fix the leaky bucket, he needs straw. To cut the straw, he needs an axe. To sharpen the axe, he needs to wet the sharpening stone. To wet the stone, he needs water. However, when Henry asks how to get the water, Liza's answer is "in a bucket". It is implied that only the leaky bucket is available, which, if it could carry water, would need no repairing in the first place.

This Liza is a real cheeky cunt.

give us your best nice garrys lads

heres mine

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOICEEEEEEEEE GAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

hope nathan lyon dies IRL so I don't have to hear this tired old meme again

Is that acb logo the goat logo

I think Australia are ahead in this test match desu.

Smith will be out on the final ball of his innings

reddit

SOME SORT OF PIGEON

>Magpie comes in to fuck them off his turf
feels Aussie man, hope it swoops root

NAAAAAAAAAAIIIIICEEEEEEEE GAZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZAAAAA

>le patriotic birdie

I don't know how he's going to fix a bucket with straw but good luck to him

>he didn't do scouts
feel sorry for you lad

weird threads today
have a good night cunts see you tomorrow

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what about 4 day test matches but play goes from 10am to 10pm with lunch and dinner

i did scouts and dont get it either

Kek

Enlighten me then

RIP GARRYYY

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bit rude

hate cricket