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any way to watch USHL for free lads?

I made a cbj hoc too haha..

Anyone else going to watch the wojus?

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>the mascot isn't a based looking civil war guy
>it's some retarded bug

Why do I even life

We're gonna lose a playoff series because the referees made a "mistake", in fact they made several "mistakes". Strangely, none of them gets fired and the team along with St. Louis get an apology letter. "It was all a mistake" is what is said outside, but on the inside Bettman and his staff will be racking up their coke and doing lines with the extra cash they made from the Chicago/LA rematch.
Fuck this league and fuck Bettman. No appreciation for fans and justice, only for their money.

/thocc/

what's his problem?

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>p-please don’t reply to my unobtrusive lightning post guys
>please like my fan base...i always post without text
negating this virgin clip art post with a real shitpost
>subwaylets fw the CHAD publix tendie sub boys wop their fat sandwich on the counter

>no fun allowed

Fuck off there was nothing wrong with the bug and navy, red and lime green is a great color combo

mascots are supposed to be fun for younger fans man give him a break

Tampa will win the cup and sunbelt haters will be banned from /hoc/ until a Canadian team wins

>”hockeytown”
>all those empty seats

GOOD post

Literally an angry penis with a mustache

>captain is a non western canadian

rmyt

>chokerov and stamchoke
>winning the cup
Ahahaha

Stamkos will be making his annual trip to the hospital sometime soon

>stamchoke

Stamkos doesnt choke, unless you mean when hes trying to take too many codine at once in the hospital bed. I thik you mean Stambroke

>rags

keep praying for injuries as only god can save you leafs

>unironically thinking a team from the Atlantic division is winning the Cup

You drank the meme kool aid son

Make mcelhinney the starting goalie

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Point well made

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keep telling yourself that while Tampa continues to dance on your team's hopes. no other team has a chance, Bettman has willed it.

More like u, s, and gay

*gets hurt*

Leafs @Wongs

>soon

>Leastern meme Conference

d’aww

Would be the comfiest of Stan Lee cups

AS an added bonus would trigger the anti-sunbelt autists

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My name is Jack and I'm a jew
I tell my GM what to do
If I don't like the coach he's out the door
My team is near the standings floor

Saros isn't a fan of Stamkos, it'd make sense if it was pekka

what the fuck is their mascot supposed to be? a wasp?

lol

>its another "get drunk and do math all alone all night" episode
sick of this season desu

phone edit

desu I made that before I noticed saros memes. I only posted it to react to the piggies

TIED

ah, the classic “eichel is jewish” meme despite no evidence of being yid
*claps*

Imagine living somewhere where you have to have shitty weather like 75% of the time. I'd become hateful too.

>seattle
>snowbelt

Duh
yellow jacket
He's a blue jacket
Get it?

the south is shitty 75% of the time because it's so sunny.
desu i really enjoyed my time in new mexico tho. very dry, so not bad with the heat

Are you questioning SWIMMINGPOOL.COM?

wow, i’m retard
that’s actually clever

yellow jackets are the biggest cunts though and their stings are fucking smarts

>not getting your vitamin D
Tsk tsk user

Good afternoon, /hoc/

For me, it's Maple Leafs vs Red Wings

Wth I love the Blue Jackets now
Never really gave it any thought, but that's clever

Great post Straya

i mean, it's sunny up here. It's just not hot.

Thanks mate

For me, it's Shorks vs. Cantpucks

pretty funny. i like it

OK

It's not even warm

>tanev out 2 - 4 weeks
so the sharks vs the canucks ahl team basically

75 is pretty warm to me

Muscular Leafs

>kongs

For all of a month

hol up hol up
BRRRT
nigga
connor mcdavid
BRRT
hold up hol up
nigga
connor mcdavid
BRRRRT
GRA TA TA TA
hold up hold up
nigga
connor mcdavid

Anime Finns support real Finns

>PREDDITOR!!

>REDDITHAWK!!

>YOU'RE REDDIT TIMES A MILLION!!!!

>YOU'RE REDDIT TIMES INFINITY!!!!

I thought Detoilet liked Hockey why is it half empty?

for may through september

They're all sitting in the cheap seats which the tv cameras can't capture

lotte worst girl

But why would I put up with oct-april for may-sep when I can just live in the sunbelt and enjoy 75-80 year round

Ducks - Akko
Lightning - Diana
Predators - Lotte
I think Sucy should be a shark fan with her sharp teeth

partially selliing seats to people that dont show up, partially people touring the outside, partially because detroit fans are fairweather as fuck

youtu.be/TMUhQLYnY9M

Still an alarmingly high amount of empty seats; did not look like this at the Joe
Didn't take long for fans to stop becoming once they became a rebuilding team

because it's not 100 and humid for 3 months and the ocean isn't trying to kill us. plus the great lakes are kino

Sucy is by far the worst girl
Them or the Canucks since she's asian and annoying

It almost never get that high here when during summer m8 and I personally like the humidity but I originally grew up in Satan's armpit

I like Akko

tickets are sold out, so apparently not

Which one is best grill

Diana > Lotte > Akko > Sucy

>team sucks
>fans in seats decrease
Is there a single team that doesn't do this

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Oh wow
I read a Wings fan claiming a lot of peeps sit around in the resturants inside the Arena and watch the game on the TV's there while they eat too; might that be true?

>pay to go see game
>watch on tv
Why???

All Canadian teams but the Snes
And the Wild

>sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/ottawa-owner-talks-moving-senators-becomes-disaster-yes/

>Would Melnyk, who now resides in the Barbados, actually consider moving the Senators?

>“If it becomes a disaster, yes. If you start not seeing crowds showing up, yes,” he said. “But, for now, we are on the cusp of doing OK.”

>“Here, we’re fighting every day to sell a ticket, honest to God. When you get to the third round of the playoffs and you’re begging people to buy a ticket, something’s wrong with that picture,” Melnyk said.

I, for one, Welcome our new Houston Senators overlords

juuse

add a subtitle to that like "Saros Moon". I don't thunk your backup goaler's face is THAT recognizable.

If I had paid for a ticket to see an NHL game live I'd park myself in the seats during the warmup; I don't get it either, but some people seemed to agree with his statement

Can't wait for the bolts posters to disappear once they lose the playoffs again.

that's apparently the case. but most teams in the league have lower bowl issues were corporation buys these tickets to either inflate the stats or to give them away to friends or etc so they never end up showing up. or retards who buy season tickets, but dont show up. sellout streaks in the nhl are bullshit tbqh