/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #75

AUS 4/370

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was also going to make a holly thread

nice m8

Execute all namefags.

aboriginal genocide

>"so you maintain an online persona on an anonymous sports forum?"

Reckon Holly would love a cum tribute over pics of her?

4/378

>Holly thread
Everyone report

I want Australia to lose but England is so pathetic i also hate them as well

why are domestic violence ads never interracial

who else South Perth

Is this 20/20 or test?

The state of englel never ends.

Name one good aussie comedian

I retired it a year ago mate, I'm under the radar right now

kek

Quite a conundrum.

would kill for a full strength freddie flintoff right now

I maintain 4 m8

Based goose

FUCKING UMPBALL.

love holly
hate elise

i samefag this poomunity

Akmal Saleh

Just south of South Perth lad

Based umpire stopping 4s

everytime you give (you)s to seppos, namefags or trips you are killing /cric/

RC

fucking umpball

ACTUAL

UMP

BALL

Brad Hollis

this reminds me of india last time where we would score 400 and still always lose comfortably
the absolute state of >our bowling attack

That's it. I'm leaving for good this time.

/freo/

Seen his standup? Absolute garbage

Fucking ump

Karl Stefanovic

t. newcunt

fuck ________ and fuck _________ people

rocko here HAROOO

RIP handscum's spot

These new Pumas look shit, didn't even realise it Marsh was using one of them

You cunts said MMarsh shouldn't have been selected.

Time to give Root a trundle desu

stand up is the worst form of comedy

>seppo worshiper detected

SAD

>he doubted marsh
Shame on you

Based selectors

Raffles tonight lad?

Literally correct.

Barely cops any shit for making more dollars and dumping he’s wife for an upgrade blew over within a few days. Imagine if it was any other cunt.

poo peeland, poo peelish

>looks shit
>didnt even notice it

hmmm

kek

KEK

How's Rocko these days anyway? I was down at a mate's in Mandurah the other day and it's unironically becoming a decent place. Lots of rich migrants moving in down there. Is there a similar thing going on in Rocko?

>Australian "culture"

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Gregg Turkington

love when the camera man fucks up the direction of the ball

The absolute STATE of Englel cricket

>worst marsh will get a century

Drop Warner
Add Maxwell

>shooter Williamson
>frenchy
>lewis spears
>maxmoefoe XD

I'll definitely be riding my bike past it at 5:45, keep an eye out for me

What is this cameraman doing

have they got the new kid on the cameras today or what, fucking shocking work 2bh

Elite opinion

>Huh duh aren't hecklers the worst

*go to literally any stand up show*
>Hey dickhead in the crowd. I'm going to stand here with a microphone in my hand and talk shit on you

Rocko is still rough thankfully hope it never changes. I absolutely LIVE for arguments with crack heads

Superwog is funnier than any of those cunts. Frenchie is literal cancer tier, making my home town look bad.

Reminder that despite clear dominance by poopeelia, this test will be rained into a draw.

Talking from a branding perspective. It's just this purple blob, took me ages to see the puma logo on it

me

>LE I LOOK UP WETHER FORCAST HAH XD XD

Unironically Hamish Blake

wot code u reppin lad?

reminder i called an innings loss for england

nice
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unironically enjoy Alex Williamson
I also kinda like some of Elliot Loney's stuff like when does the Rafa impersonation

fuck the rest

tfw went to a maxmoefoe meetup once. need death

Tests should have a backup sixth day scheduled in the case of rain

Marsh just 23 runs from guaranteed selection through to 2025

Say something funny

2515

you're mum

North Coogee here lads

Who else /wog/? Meet up at Metros Freo tonight?

channel 10 tier 2bh. Its the thing you notice the most in big bash games, how different the skill levels are with thei camera

who /gong/ here?

I'm mum? Hm

Why does no one ever discuss how strange looking David Warner is

that's gong territory lad, you're on the wrong side of sydney

>not knowing where frenchy is from

Jeet Raval scored a cheeky 169 lads

*crickets chirping*

I was just tryna post on /cric/ about my awesome gig I got as a cameraman and everyone started giving me shit

Get a fucking load of this freshie

Is Jeet elite?

Just bought a Pixel XL lads

yeah la AMA

Too busy looking at the pumpkin called smoth

>IT’S not just Australia’s cricket fans who are benefiting from Steve Smith’s colossal runscoring this summer: so are the nations koalas.
>Eagle-eyed fans would’ve noticed an unusual sticker on the back of Smith’s bat when he celebrated his centuries at the Gabba and WACA this summer.
>It’s promoting koala.com — Australia’s fastest-growing furniture start-up, of which Smith was the first investor.
>The company adopts a koala, in conjunction with the WWF, with the purchase of every mattress, but have gone a step further this summer — pledging to adopt a koala for every run Smith scores.
>They’ll also adopt 20 koalas per Smith catch, 30 per run-out affected by the Australian skipper and a mighty 100 if he snares a pole with his part-time leggies.

Smith has been looking shaky for a while now. Will get out soon.

>tfw know all the staff at metros and have a very good time there as a result

Reminder Coffs Harbour is the best part of Australia

Unironically live down the road from Lyon's mistress lads

>awww that wasnt Alistair's fault