>few years ago >mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a christmas gift since she has a day off >she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose >she wants to see Up In The Air >i agree thinking that it was the pixar movie Up i had heard about >get to the theater in the local mall >see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake >realize im about to see some boring george clooney movie about planes >Up isn't even playing anymore >mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats >the theater is full of old people >when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars >she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well >i take the money and head out of the theater >notice avatar is starting soon as well >use my moms money to buy a ticket to see avatar along with the avatar combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms >rush into Avatar before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way >only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows >text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done >watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach >check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Up In The Air and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me >leave my theater >notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone >try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen >text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message >tell her to meet me at the car >wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car >i ask her how the movie was >she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me
Ian Powell
What the fuck
Oliver Gomez
This is pasta. I've seen this already posted a few times.
Cooper Hall
I don't go to the cinema so I only have at home related autism stories
>in my room the whole day as usual >feel like I need to shit >crawl out to the bathroom and let the kraken out >someone rings the bell, it's some work friend of my mom >stay in the shitter the whole time waiting for her friend to leave because she said "she's just passing by" >the conversation just keeps on going, I already browsed through a whole catalog of threads while sitting and my legs are losing circulation >45 mins pass by, whole time I thought both of them didn't know I was in the bathroom >hear her friend ask "What is your son still doing in the bathroom?" >I freeze completely, mom shouts "user GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM ALREADY" >"I-I-I'll be out in a minute!" >stay there for 15 more mins constantly flushing the water and randomly opening drawers so they think I am doing something >she finally leaves and actually says goodbye to me through the closed bathroom door >"b-bye you too!" >leave the bathroom and crawl back to the room >mom doesn't say anything when I pass by her, just a look of dissapointment >watch a marathon of Coen bros movies just to forget and deny everything that happened
Blood Simple is an underrated Coen bros movie, I recommend it to all.
Caleb Evans
You're an asshole user. You could have just told her that you wanted to watch Avatar instead. Your mom didn't even get to enjoy a nice cold diet coke after all she did to please you. Just kill yourself OP, your mother deserves a better son than you could ever hope to be.
Landon Lee
>go the theaters >it's Casual Friday and they force me to leave my $50,000 suit at the check stand >makes me wear the Charlie Brown sweater full of retard germs and smells because it's usually given to the local mentally disabled man >local mentally disabled man in the same showing as me >he turns around and smirks up at me from his seat, notice he's wearing my suit
Brody Powell
>$50,000 suit come on
Thomas Cruz
that's not autism, you're just a piece of shit
Jayden Ross
$49,950 worth of extra chromosomes.
Lincoln Hernandez
I know right? Going to have to throw it out now that it smells like the inside of a used cast.
Kayden Robinson
You're a fag
Joseph Anderson
You're confusing autism with being an asshole
Thomas Wilson
Cameronfags, everyone.
Lucas Morgan
but Up in the Air is actual Kino, its a solid piece of cinema
Charles White
I'm not an asshole I just don't like shitty movies.
Jayden Robinson
see
Jayden Martinez
yeah and I fucked your dad and wiped my shit covered dick all over his lips
John Torres
well that doesn't sound like a very nice thing to do
Mason Wood
Stop bullying me
Caleb Mitchell
>Hate other people in movie theater. Everyone is always annoying. >Never had the balls to tell people to be quite. >Too big a pussy >Amped to see John Wick 2 with friend >Two ladies directly in front of me >One is trying to watch the movie and the other is fucking obnoxious >Wont shut up for one second. And always threw her hands up in the air whenever something cool happened. Very distracting >Had enough >Time for me to grow some balls >Kick the back of her chair >Lean my head over and yell "WOULD YOU FUCKING SHUT UP!" >Realize this woman is special needs. Autism probably >I tried to apologize. Felt like shit and got embarrased. >Mom or wrangler yells at me. >Whole theater is looking >Walk out during the movie >leave friend in there >Wait in the parking lot for movie to end
Thomas Jones
u guys all sound like u deserved it
Noah Gutierrez
Serves her right for having such shit taste in film when she could've suggested Avatar to watch. Why do people intentionally fuck up like this?