Please don't watch our league

Please don't watch our league.

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>reversed psychology

nice try, jean-pierre

nice try, Hamammadou Abdoulayed

nice try, Ayed Hammouche

Nobody watches soccer anyways

loogie one is not a real league. besides norman are there any good players? i rest my case.

wtf I hate leeg uh now

what does French psychology and a French tank have in common?

>They both work best in reverse

h-hayai

They are both french

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wtf i'll watch ur legue now

shut up unai

what did he mean by this?

PSG : Mbappé, Cavani, Verratti, Draxler, Alves
Monaco : Falcao, Fabinho, Subasic
Nice : Seri
Lyon : Fekir

Apart from them, no. There are lots of overrated shit players though (Di Maria, Balotelli, Depay, Pastore, Tielemans, Payet, Gustavo, Mandanda and the likes)

what le FUG?

What's going on here?

did alves just tell this guy to fucking neck himself? HAHAHHA

kek, here a better version for archive

Hahahahaha

Spotted the q*tari cocksucker

I rule for Saint-Etienne m8
>the absolute state of >my club

i'm rooting for Metz..

kys i think lel

Dontallo is fighting with a stick.

QUATRE TORTUES D'ENFER

DANS

LA

VILLE

He mimed a katana draw

ONE OF US

Shit feel genuinely sorry for you guys.
I'm an OMfag myself

CHEVALIERS D'ECAILLES

ET

DE

VINYLES

>not watching portuguese league

how based can one league be?

What the fuck how has no one ever mentioned we have literal hoverboards now

>Battery time 1 minute

SAVE US SPIDERMAN!

Why is Nice poor this season senpais?

OUT AM I?

if he sneezes does he die?

>You know, I'm a bit of an holocaust denier myself.

Jesuschrist Reimi

I heard a few years back that most French teams play with 2 holding midfielders and therefore the matches are slow. Is that accurate?

No

most of them play in 4-5-1, 5-4-1 or 5-3-2 parking the fucking bus all the time

OH SHI

Les chêvres de Mr Serin, lol

Teams play like that only against PSG. Stop generalizing.

>he thinks that there are teams besides PSG

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

So aside from the smaller teams playing defensive against PSG, what kind of style, if any, characterizes French football?

Well, these are the games that are being played right now. Draw your own conclusion from there.

>playing 4141 whilst being shit
based strasbourg

Montpelier absolutely parks the bus, every single game.

lifelong here.

Faggotry, mostly

is malcom actually good

he's overhyped but that's still a good player

Hard to say, he's the best player out of a team of zeros

is he the best youth prospect in the ligue?

broken back waiting to happen

I can't believe what's happened to Thauvin. He looked like dogshit at Newcastle.

I guess that's what happens when you get Pardewed

i went to a party and he was there ama

You sucked his uma delicia?

Lyon has more than a few young talents.
And of course there's m'braaappp

why are all your player black thats not very french of you all

>league
this is from the portuguese cup final. and that stadium is the utmost shit.

foreign players moving to mediocre EPL teams don't give a fuck and are just taking the cash

They're fast, strong and cheap, only PSG can afford white technical players

why are there nothing but algerian and congolese youths on the paris metro

they're fast strong and cheap, only rural areas can afford white comfiness

because they don't have cars

is france going to die? dont become us

I thought we were already dead and it was hell

please watch our league

youtube.com/watch?v=NGdc-VY3OJw

france is a very nice country, dont lose it

You exported your degeneracy full force, we're not sweden tier but soon to be.

Why did he get a red for?

>blaming everything on America
Pathetic

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I still think m'bappe is overrated but he seems like a nice lad.

you guys abandoned catholicism, you should not have

you are indeed to blame. everything was fine when europe was in charge. you don't deserve your influence you only sided with one part of europe, you didn't beat europe, what a fluke.

the good guy mbappe taking the banter smiling and hugging the invader, i'll watch

yep hes likeable asf

WHATA FUG

watch our league
youtu.be/qMK2ocd_RJM

okay i'm fucking sold
imma watch this league

wtf is happening here

sign me up

whatchu talking about

Is this the league with Santa Claus FC?

wtf I love funland now

>Monaco, nice, lyon players
>not for long

face it, all but PSG is just feeder club to the big boys nowadays.

someone please separate out Alves for a reaction gif

alves being serious and telling how he feels about playing in ligue 1

because is a droneboard

N-NANI?!

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Nah, that's the top league
This is FC Santa Claus getting promoted to the third tier with some top tier commentary: youtu.be/7LwS4qO9eRk

No you stupid cunt. That's how Leonardo draws his sword.

Players come to Newcastle to be one of maybe 3 players that are any decent and get poached by a big club

You guys are idiots, Alves is not necking himself he is merely unsheathing his katana

poor pastore :(

Need slow mo for better effect

Lmao, I like it.