Batman breathes deeply and rights himself. Superman shows no sign of apprehension...

>Batman breathes deeply and rights himself. Superman shows no sign of apprehension, and begins advancing toward his opponent. Within minutes, the two colossi are standing inches apart.

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Max Landis has never been more based than when he BTFO this idiot

Every hollywood dropout thinks they can pick up a hd camera make a youtube channel and critique the industry

LOL

When did Max Landis ever talk about him?

>Max Landis
>Based

try again

Max Landis? Is he in any way related to that guy who murdered those 3 people on the set of The Twilight Zone movie?

I wish people would stop giving this guy attention

>implying FagLandis ever said anything about Cuckmann

When

Max Landis is based

fuck off underage

>calls me underage
>sucks the cocks of young adults on youtube because they have a similar opinion to you

Didn't he write a screenplay or something?

Is that where this is from?

lmao everyone look how this little pussy didn't respond to me Stay in the corner little boy. Max ain't gonna take your insults anymore.

>Max "Nepotism" Landis criticizing anyone else's lens into the industry

LOL

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You mean John 'Can't' Landis? As it turns out, John is his father, and conceived him right around the time he should have been in jail for the deaths through gross negligence of actor Vic Morrow and two Vietnamese children.

TELL

Yeah. It's great isn't it. Sad thing is, it only took him 20 minutes to write.

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I liked Victor Frankenstein, but this guy looks like a fag, and his dad killed a man and two Vietnamese children, so I don't like him.

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The dialogue is what's wrong with Stuckmann's script not this

youtube.com/watch?v=kWhJeMkMo98

To be fair Max Landis is in no position to judge other peoples writing.

Have you ever read a script before? There's no need to write shit like

>the two colossi are standing inches apart

Cuckmann is just a pretentious thesaurus wielding autist, just look at pic related

It was all garbage

Which words don't you understand? Frenetic and vapidly are the only two remote possibilities I can see. Sounds like you're just another alt right anti-intellectual piece of scum unashamed of liking memes and having a vocabulary that consists of bad puns involving "cuck."

yeah but if it was turned into a movie nobody would know how bad it was written because its just describing what's happening on the screen

>Colossi is a big word
>frenetic is a big word
>vapid is a big word.

Did you graduate highschool or are you just still a junior?

>alt right
Why do you kids keep calling everyone this these days?

not him, but can you tell me what "vapidly hollow" means?

how does the "vapidly" change the word "hollow" that is not already present in the meaning of "hollow"

>everyone

Or, you know, cringe-inducing manchildren who turn someone's name into cuckmann.

when did i say i dont understand it? nice reading comprehension.

it's a desperate attempt by cuckmann to sound intelligent, similar to "a glib facsimile"

TELL
THAT
TO
ZOD'S
BONKED
CLONKER

...minutes?

>cringe-inducing
Okay Reddit.

>implying actually writing "the two colossi" in isn't hilariously autistic

>a glib facsimile
But this was 100% spot on. What a useless comparison.

>trying to sound intelligent

Or just unapologetically using the richness and utility of language to accurately convey a point. People like you are pathetic, you spend your whole life hiding behind a layer of irony so no one will ever think you're "trying to sound intelligent." Don't worry, no one will ever make that mistake.

OP fucked up, it should say 'moments'

I'm OP ;_;

you're a fucking retard user

I think we all know what he was really implying with that line

>you spend your whole life hiding behind a layer of irony so no one will ever think you're "trying to sound intelligent."

why do you come here queer?

Uhh yes he is retard since his scripts sell more millions of dollars record amounts

what did he mean by this


is he aiming for an oscar?

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCKING YOUTUBERS ARE ALLOWED TO BE ROTTEN TOMATOES CERTIFIED

WHY DOES ANYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING SITE SERIOUSSLY

SERIOUSLY YOUTTUBERS ARE ALLOWED TO CRAFT THE PUBLIC CONSENSEUS AROUND THESE MULTILMILLION DOLLAR FILM INVESTMENTS WHERE PEOPLES JOBS ARE ON THE LINE AND THE RETARDED MASSES LOOK AT ONE BIG RED NUMBER AT ROTTENTOMATOES.COM TO DECIDED RATHER TO REWARD THOSE FILMMAKERS OR NOT AND THE PEOPLE DEICIDNG THE BIG RED NUMBER ARE FUCKING YOTUUBERS R
WAOJ
FKSNAIKFNSPKL

The thing that makes this so pseudo-intellectual is the combination of big words and short sentences. Its a dead giveaway of someone trying to sound smart.

>big words
What "big words", you dumb illiterate? Besides "colossi", those are all part of the average English vocabulary.

How can Cuckmann say this about Kong but say positive things about Star Wars and Capeshit? They're basically the same.

>The thing that makes this so pseudo-intellectual

is that you've been conditioned to call everything pseudo-intellectual

because if you havent figured out by now he a

hack

What connotations does "youtuber" carry for you? What inherently makes a youtuber less qualified than anyone else to be certified?

that body language just screams "I'm uncomfortable and I don't want to be here."

An ape scaled to that such couldn't exist due to the square cube law. From the get-go, the premise is fictitious tripe.

lmao

how many more flops before they blacklist you max?

youtuber.... a member of the general public who has no formal credentials as a legitimate film and art critic. In other words: A PLEB

As long as a bunch of youtube hipsters keep pushing him like he's the Jesus fucking Christ of our generation, he'll keep getting work somewhere.

You think they made that video before or after that guy fucked Cuckmann's wife??

If it wasn't for DCucks constantly posting about him, I'd have no idea who this dumb fuck even is.

Good job, Sup Forums.

I understood that reference.

Now you understand why most of us here just laugh at people who post Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, Erogamescape, etc. to back up their argument. Critical averages have nothing to do with whether a movie is good. I've gotten recommendations for stuff I enjoyed, looked it up later, and seen that the critics obliterated it.

What's sad is that, like you said, the general public takes them seriously.

>Besides "colossi", those are all part of the average English vocabulary.
>implying Shadow of the Colossus isn't one of the most popular games of all time

Max is churning out some of the most generic shit on the market rn. No one but insecure amateur screenwriters look up to him, professionals resent his cookie cutter scripts. Everything is formula X with a silly spin.
>it's Men in Black but with monsters!
>it's Frankenstein but the origin story of the doctor!
>what if Jason Bourne was a stoner?!

>>it's Frankenstein but the origin story of the doctor!
...Young Frankenstein?