well, better than no info
sunbelt cucks NOT welcome in this thread
What you'd rather have that faggot aussie make the thread with a picture of Australia instead?
these threads are so much comfier without angry albertans
Anyone else having trouble with Lazyman randomly crashing mid-stream? I've had to restart Lazyman 5'ish times tonight
No one's scared of you desu
i dont mind aussie posters as long as the op isnt something stupid like australia related or whatever
Is it this one or the other one. I can shitpost in both just asking.
Don't @ me again you koala fucker
is it merely a coincidence that australia and the sunbelt are the worst posters on /hoc/? or does the heat damage the brain... hmmmmmmm
it happens to me sometimes.
I usually go down to a lower video quality if that happens, I'd rather see the game uninterrupted than having high enough resolution to see Puljujarvi picking boogers from his nose with his tongue in exacting detail
i've been around Sup Forums for so long that shitposting doesn't even annoy me
we'll see about that *teleports behind you* *unsheaths cricket bat* heh nothin person lad *WALLOP*
Shitcagofags are the objectively worst posters
Can the isles win a fucking game for once? The fuck happened?
Aussies > Albertans tbqh
Fair point about the quality, lol
Might just lower mine too and see if it stays up
The rest tier
The rest of them
LETS GO PENS
this but they hide in their gamethreads for the most part
I'm so used to the new Adidas jerseys now that when I see a pic of last year's butt ugly Reebok jerseys I recoil in horror
How was Chuck E Cheese today Doug in Duluth
what player are you using with lazyman?
How can one man have such shit taste
where's Australia you bigot
because they can't handle bants
I've never seen a game thread empty so quickly as when Chicago loses their game
Adidas shill please go.
Current settings set to:
Feed: National (CBC)
Watching the outdoor game
Every time I see one of their threads I bring it to them.
imagine being the best amateur hockey player in the world, and then being drafted to play here
it happens more than youd think
he thinks only MN hate Shitcago
me too, but i'm using level 3 instead of akami
hes right, pedo fuck
t. Gord from Edmonton
Imagine if your entire city turned into Chinatown
ignore albertan posts tbqh
Might just try changing that too then - thanks
Bolt lads gonna make a GT this game? Sweden, you there buddy?
I don't post in their game threads anymore
its like locking yourself in a room of retards covered in their own feces
That's only Richmond and Metrotown though
I have to travel to Vancouver in the Spring for a case competition with my University.
It's the first time I'm ever going to Vancouver and B.C. in general.
What should I expect?
whats so bad about them?
reee ignore the albertan, he's perpetually angry and talking to him is just a waste of time
Feeling like Tyjo buries one of those breakaways he always gets tonight lads
well this has been pretty disappointing so far. what other game is worth watching?
Ducks-Caps and Islanders-Kings looked bretty good. Especially Ducks-Caps
join tomorrow's Wild @ Blackhawks thread.
the levels of cancer must been seen firsthand to be believed
what's wrong with this?
yeah but those are already in the 3rd, a bit late. so far the outdoor game has been a 1 goal meh fest
I’m a Lightning fan so I could say our games gonna be great but Avs gotta impress me before I make that call prior to puck drop
I wonder why they're never on /hoc/. Do they just meet on rebbit then proceed to make a gamethread on Sup Forums?
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm not sure i want to watch a slaughter
I made a post asking last gamethread I saw and no one replied lel.
its the only explanation for the massive amount of circlejerking tripfags
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
So literally shitcongo reddithawks
mpv > vlc
quads of truth
LOOK AT HIS LIPS
That's not Edmonton
good ol' ontario boy taking a pay cut to play for the laffs
Quads don't lie. And they post a lot of skeletons for some reason. Its worse than anime.
I have about 20 riotbowl photos
See the anime is tolerable, but that's straight up extra chromosomes.
that soft fucking hold
me on the left
all these 2 goals or under games
obsessed soilers fan ruining the comfyness from the last thread
me on the far right
Who's dad is this *wheezes*
who are bigger faggots
the people who /int/post or the people who use /hoc/ like a gamethread
mfw this 100 classic
it only bothers me when there's clearly enough people to make a gamethread but they're too lazy to do it so they just use /hoc/
I think I’m the only lightning guy here so what would be the point of a GT
go make a gamethread and talk about your shit team, fag.
the first period was boring as fuck. the 2nd was slightly better
some no-name called josh bailey has as many points as mcmeme. just putting that one out there.
Saw a solid redirect today by him
Bailey has assists galore. And he’s been so much better this year
janitor keeps banning me lads :(
Sergachev not taking any bullshit
Based, Love this guy
he’s a janitor
on the Internet
on an anime website sports forum
he does it for free
Kyle Parramore needs to leave this thread right now or I am calling the FBI
Is this ice hockey or field hockey?
ZERO MONETARY COMPENSATION
What the FUCK is field hockey
Haha no. I’m the guy from Lauderdale that edits all the anime Lightning macros. I did used to see LeXplorer at the USF library with the other custodians when I attended though.
some isles bust that has unbusted himself. seriously, dude looks good out there
he really is. i expected PA paranteau 2.0 but he is far better than that. his stats are a bit inflated playing with lee and tavares, but he does a fair amount of work himself
lemieux 5 goal game voted greatest nhl moment
name a better one
i would've at least guessed orr's goal
thank you m8
someone ate half of your flag
I mean, I still hate bailey for the crap he does, but last season he unpunished himself. If he keeps up this pace, he could seriously contend for the art ross unironically
milbury beating a man with his own shoe or gino odjick taking on five st louis blues at the same time and winning
How does it feel being so inferior to Bhutan
can you see everest from your house
yeah at least we don't take part in ethnic cleansing
and a Pupburger, for some alternative perspective
Now was he banning because of something non-board related you posted, or just because Straya
cause that's a fucked maneuver, because straya
fuckng ass in that case
Nepal is the aussie that got banned in the last thread
living in that region
NOT taking part in ethnic cleansing
spoken like sikkim 2.0
That's Burma, ya aussie proxyfag
FUCK gg Carolina
that's ban evading =\
sounds all cool, like a car chase
but it not ;_;
ANDERS “holmstrom” LEE!!!!!
Notice how the proxy disappeared after he got called out?
I'm here cause I got bored of all other sports might give nhl a try
which team should I pick
Based heddy poke check
why don't we some extra flag?
like, it would make more sense, US having a little extra
You are the proxy
sleeper cell, your don't know it yet until I call and use a dog whistle
you will never get your ass beat by the entire 4th line
as a fan
Give me one good reason why i cant
whacking fans with your stick
so they were charged with assault right
NOT A GOAL
an arena where an empty car have front seats
WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL
the entire bruins bench beating the shit out of fans with their sticks
goaliebabby teams are the worst meme in the nhl
HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT A GOAL?
nah, trapbabbies. shits so boring
that no call on the high stick on CONACHER
so it’s refpuck then
because I said
tfw no game thread
It’s just us two lad.
dont worry, just shit up the general instead
you will never be mic'd up for a fight
or for shit talking rookies
ill probably watch after the hasb snes
desu >we are fun to watch
Good kitty. I’m a cat man, myself.
Decent game so far
Much more competitive than I thought tbqh. MacKinnon is scary
You will never be this comfy
Yeah he's really coming into his own this season
isles have 39 points
fifth in metro
you don't know me
life is pain
cats are great
We had a high 2013 draft pick develop well recently too, Then the GOAT steviey swindled Sergachev from the hasb for him.
PREDS AT FLAMES
Duckies are doing well too
Don't let them see the sadness, fellow Sharks fan
*blocks ur path*
i try but it can't be helped
pongs are dead last in their divsion m80
gay penguins logo
implying you can stop THIS
You forgot >>>/Vp/ for the stupid hat
comfy is just a code word for superior desu
getting shutout in NHL's outdoor celebration of 100 years.
karlsson looks pretty happy to be with the snes tbqh
H A S B
Giving Price the second star when he allowed two goals and Anderson got the shutout
I know TVA Sports are huge homers, but come the fuck on.
Until it's payday and Melnyk closes his coin purse.
I think /y/ is good enough for that hat
if you lads would be so kinda as to refresh my memory
Is Price elite?
heres one for all you cat fans
tell me more
the worst team in the metro would be in a playoff spot RIGHT NOW if they were in the atlantic
Remember when Australia made a good post? Me either
The relaxed state of comfortable is generally considered very high quality
Thought he was going to eat it desu
odds i watch flams prods. evens blots avs
Where can I get this /comfy/
canes passed pongs
last in division
holy fuck its real
Is Karlsson autistic?
just grab a blanket and a mug friendo
playoff seeding in the nhl is awful desu
having fun is autistic now
What happened to him bros?
what a qt
canes are SHIT they are missing the playoffs
funny how its never an issue until it happened to the pongs now
pls dont bully the habs we dindu nuffin
how is this game 0 - 0
im a canes fan lad
Psyched to play Vegas 2bh
New Jersey first
What is this? 2006?
budaj had some decent shots, lot of avs spaghetti on receiving some juicy cross ices
Avs tendie has a couple great saves especially one on tyjo
the lgbtning and laffs arent division bab-
IT'S THE MOST COMFIEST TIME
OF THE YEEEAAAAR
about to be 10-0 against the west
shutout the blues, top central team 2 games ago
Wait we lost to the ducks. Why did I hear some stat like that
Yeah Kuch ain’t missing that shit
the rare DOUBLE SSSSCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
based setup from heddy on the kuch goal
two goals in 19 seconds
the lightning are a gay persons team
Welp gg Publix
the rare Swedish DP
this escalated quickly
vangooker si my favrite citeh
Halo 3 was kino
that blots 1st line is so unfair. if they don't win the cup this year then there's something seriously wrong with them
Very nice boys
Remember when CONACHER was first traded to the snes for Ben fucking bishop, dropped and now BASED on the lightning again?
It was 0-0 not even 5 minutes ago
hedman is fucking huge
When this would happen in NHL HITZ 2002 the announcers would say
"Well atleast we know there's a pulse!"
Anyone have an Avs suicide Pepe?
Fuck Don Cherry
Lucky shot Russian piece of shit meddling in our elections reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
get fucked, cucks.
Close game Ducks :(
Heddy based goaler
Ok... but he won't like it..
Oh shit namesti walk it off la
Go FUCK yourselves Avs. Dirty butthurt pieces of shit.
its always looked like disnep to me
see ya later Los Angeles Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
I stopped watching what happened
Late as fuck boarding on Namestikov. Avs throwing a shitfit cause they’re getting BTFO
Why the fuck is Kuch in the box?
Johnson should get ejected for that desu
some latinos are white
VLADDY back on crease duty
Thank fuck Jesus that looked brutal.
some latinos are white
When this game is over, I reckon I’ll make sure that Avs fan has a suicide Pepe to post. Would like to see it posted in hoc when they’re getting BTFO.
Now you're starting to understand
Get fucked kongs
Enjoy your meme wins while you can. No 3v3 in playoffs to save weak teams
YEAH YEAH LET'S GO TOUGH GU-
that ovie snipe
How's the little witch academia series?
TV series is shit
just watch the OVAs
implying the ducks will make the playoffs
It's pretty mediocre. The only good thing to come from it are ducks/preds/bolts edits
Why did the nhl pick the Sabres and rangers as the outdoor game rather than the islanders and rangers? That would’ve been a much better game to watch on New Years day
I’ve got a few of just lightning Diana I need to stop procrastinating over desu
Avs arena makes a noise when our power play is over
For what purpose?
STRALMAN WITH TWO SSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR
twist the knife on this shit team lads
BING BING WAHOO *1UP*
The sound was when little Mario gets a mushroom and morphs to big Mario
tfw winning streak
OVAs are great, the TV series is alright but didn't really live up to the OVAs. If you are looking for a comfy anime, you could do worse. They also put a Sup Forums reference in.
Yea but they're like letting us know
hey the fifth skater is coming back on now
How pathetic is it to lose in a centennial game?
What do you define as a winning streak then?
Because having a team from buttfuck nowhere in basically canada and a team dead last in scoring is a better idea than having 2 storied cross town rivalries playing eachother while nassau county being 10 minutes away from citifield makes complete sense.
Fuck gary shitman, pussy bitch
When it’s just two I’d probably say 2 in a row then start saying 3/4/5 streak once it gets higher. Not that guy though.
why would anybody be an islanders fan
why does Chicago always get outdoor games
rangers vs islanders was like 2 years ago i think. gary likes variety even if its shit.
TB vs FLA synthetic ice on Miami beach
chicago and minnesota are basically the only us western conference teams that can play outdoors.
Also, why the fucking Sabres? Did they need to have an outdoor game in queens? I guess the NHL thought it was more logical to have a team that was in the first one to have play in the 10th outdoor game, rather than a crosstown rival that would guarantee have good ratings and excitement
Nobody from shitffalo is gonna go in freezing cold weather to see their team get fucked
because we arent bandwagoners, fuckin flyover
Because its like NBC's Wednesday Night Rivalry games. You know, those massive rivalries like
Yotes v Caps
Oil v Panthers
but Chicago gets outdoor games every year
If this was true, Chicago wouldn’t have as many games outdoors. Fuck you bettman
rangers vs islanders was the stadium series like 2 or 3 years ago.
have sabers have played an outdoor game yet?
Flyers are ELITE again
0 (ZERO) posts about it
FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGS THE FLYERS ARE ELITE
rustles my jimmies desu, i would have went.
And of course how good are those games where emerick try’s to make them about the penguins as well? Why can’t we have Gary thorne again? I’m nostalgic of his calls
There you go Steve attack on the front foot, he's looking to pass too much
what if, in an alternate universe, outdoor games were the norm and indoor games were the "special" games?
remember when they tried to host an outdoor game in LA? chicongo or pedosota is pretty much the only place that can support it.
flyers are white trash
"More Melnyk: “I think the market here has to prove itself, or you have to make changes. We’ve cut everything to the bone in the organization. We are probably one of the thinnest management groups in the league. The next thing you have to look at is players."
What did he mean by this?
being such terrible fans that you get your team a delay of game penalty
they lose everytime they play outside, so who the fuck cares?
i think he's just bitter as fuck now that the sens are the only things he owns. didn't he lose his other businesses recently?
somewhere else in the NHL
lol, nowhere else would do this
Are we really gonna blow this what the fug
you now realize the lightning would be nowhere if it wasn't for Detroit
it was 5-1
Edmonton: we had 46 shots on goal and didn't score
Wienerpeg: watch this
show some class, this is philly
every fucking time kek
Whaddya want a thank you card? Can you even afford a mailbox to send it to up there?
Killorn took care of it again
good old killer
Vic looks like has back in Norris contender mode
goes in to fight
how long until this barbaric ritual is over?
Mug lucky Drouin jersey
BASED serga SCAR
Fucking Landeskog reeee
until about either 30 more enforcers are found dead or we see them when they're 60 and can barely speak anymore like old boxers
Avs fans begging for another softie call
You are quite literally the most casual poster I've seen here in months.
Sunbelt calling others casual
calling other fans casual
pot callin the kettle black isn't it?
team makes SCF
team is good into next season
star player gets injured
this lasts for an entire year
team is good again
namefaggots come back and treat the general as if it's their gamethread.
The absolute state of casual /hoc/
MAKE IT STOP
went to an sphl game for the first time
group of loud fat black women sit near me
funniest commentary i ever heard during a hokkei game
is sphl always this fun, /hoc/?
You are trying way to hard to be "cool".
haha, someone makes a point about hockey, so I'll just insult where he lives!
living in a constant state of agitation from not being able to handle banter
Natty hatty baby
sounds like every team
Taking over the general is quite fun t bh. We didn't disappear last year we were always almost in a playoff spot and kuch and drouin were taking turns carrying the team, there was plenty to talk about
Put a name on thinking there’d be only one or two people watching the game when it started. Taking it off when it’s over. Dont care enough to @ every poster wheeling out muh hockey fan resume either just to shitpost in Sup Forums.
boy kucherov amirite scf
If the blops don't win it the kangz will desu
Can ya gib us sample of the sassy black [email protected]
He’s a good by yes.
Incoming stat pad time
one stick down on the pk
I got autocorrected, meant to say good boy*
youre a queer
Based budaj I take it all back
Of course you did, you walnut
GG bolts, glad the Avs actually gave you a challenge when I expected wholesale slaughter.
Hope you don't choke in the playoffs ;^)
Let’s do that again Avs don’t get pooperpeeved and try to injure next time
The absolute state of second half lightning wew
After seven minutes of ass pounding pressure the Preds turn it around and score hahahaha
Do we all get a free pizza?
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
FINNISH GOALTENDING IS ELITE GOALTENDING
Got a bad feel about the VGK game if >we play like that again in the third.
I like boring
I get mlb package ever y season =/
The power of Lightning second half hockey
Why would you ever do that?
Sunbelters should be gassed on sight
There is a long stretch in the summer where the only thing on is baseball tbf
its hard to think of specific dialogues. i mean how they'd just get start roaring when fights broke out, yelling shit out was hilarious. i also thought it was funny when one commented on kids standing up near the glass obstructing the view, "these damn babies need to sit the hell down." or talking about the teams last victory, "TWO DIGITS we talkin about." almost jarring to hear ghetto queens talk about hockey, and they seemed to watch every game.
i recommend sphl to everyone. beer league tier, but cheap as hell and the rednecks and blacks make it fun like a southern highschool football game with alcohol.
If Yung Nuge don't trust ya imma shoot ya
What team did you see? I'm about equal distance between Huntsville and Evansville it looks like
For me, it's the IceGators
t b h
Macon Mayhem, it was a fun game. "Ugly Christmas sweater night" so the team wore jerseys reflecting that. Fayetteville got btfo'd. I'd
literally who can stop >us
Based bear logos
getting this excited about beating the flim-flams
the yellow on vgk jersies is actually sparkly gold material
washington has 43 points
so now that they're going to be free of the presidents cup curse and the pongs and shit can they win it?
The bands of gold on their away jersey sleeves has little imprinted designs too
I like them though, then again I’m a sunbelter
on pace for 50
he's pretty motivated this season tbqh
going to be free of the presidents cup curse
guess again, claude
Maybe you'd prefer soccer.
Nothing but two good guys exchanging a howdoyado
is this the fish portion of the thread?
I'm afraid this is the last of them
Hmmmm. I could go for a fish filet right about now.
preds sweep western canada
15 GF and only 1 GA
Dare I say the preds are /elite/?
they have the animu pwer that western canada REJECTS
I can see why... enjoy your mercury poisoning
This Tbh tvh
Look at all these fish. Yum!
Pegga Rinne desu senpai
Even the yotes took 3 of 4 on a road trip to Canada this yr. Canada sucks now.
Mercury builds character,
and only 1 GA
How can the albortions even compete with us?
sweetest of the transition metals
How come MY sunbelt hockey team can’t have Canadian fans.
Because you're a Coyotes fan
cause your team doesnt have meme country music like nashville. Canadians love their country music for some reason.
I'm sure there is at least ONE snowbird who likes the Yotes.
tfw boeser cant be stopped even when we get btfo
Flames or Sens relocate to Iqaluit cap this
Yeah, they players and staff who work for the organization
I've actually met a Canadian couple that moved to Pheonix after college. They were visiting Denver on business and went to an Avs game dressed in Yotes throwback jerseys. Felt like I was watching some mythical creature.
For all the Canadian drivers you see on the road in Florida during the winter you’d think at least one of them browses hoc. I can go without a Finnish Lightning fan but a Canadian one would be nice.
if wanting to see a team do good is the same as being a fan then yotes are up there
the preds under lavy seems to always do well when they travel to western canada
Name a better combination. Pro tip: you can't.
imagine not having finnish goaltending
start placing ur bets boys
june 9th 2024, any players ya wanna see
Any lucky rituals your team does? The Lightning coach chews the same kind of gum through every game. There are a couple others having to do with touching stuff at home game rinks before the game I can’t quite remember for other teams
“When I first started coaching I wanted to chew gum and that’s what I had, and so I opened it up and, fortunately or unfortunately, we won,” Cooper said. “So I’ve kept doing it ever since.
“I read the joke right after the (national) anthem, which gives me a little bit of levity right before the game starts. And it never comes out until after the game. That’s why, some of those long overtime games, my jaw is really (hurting) after those sometimes. I get rid of it as soon as I walk in the coach’s office.’’
the fug is this
only good hockey game that isnt 10 years+ old
Does the Turris line count?
APOLOGIZE TO ELOISE
hockey manager? is it football manager level of quality?
nope, but it's close enough, considering that EHM is made by 1 guy (Riz) and FM is made by dozens
Who is Jagr playing for?
Is the Calgary PPG drought through 20 full power plays now? Imagine playing two entire periods 5 on 4 and probably being down afterwards(short handed goals against).
The absolute province of Albertan hockey
i'd prefer an indie nhl game on pc at this point. nothing fancy, just a 1 vs 1 shootout mode would be fun enough for 5-10 dollars
Jagr retired in 2017 with 1843 points in 1625 games played. Played a few more years in some Czech league before becoming a coach for that same team.
Alex Stalock does this thing every time there's a whistle where he skates off to the right side of the rink and taps the boards with his stick
he always skates to his right side and he always taps his stick
I will watch for that we’re playing the Wild soon - interesting
whenever my team is playing I post pictures of cute trannies with anime outfits for good luck. it's worked pretty well so far.
yep lightning fan
Dubnyk might be back from injury by then
I keep wearing my Drouin jersey even though we traded him cause I think it’s lucky. First time I wore it Sergachev scored.
Good morning laddies. Did we win?
How did the Lightning barely beat the Avs? Wasn't it 5-1 at some point?
they thought they had it in the bag and just coasted
that type of weak mentality will fuck them over in the playoffs
gotta play a full 60 minutes every game in this league
if they want to win, they have to not lose
to score goals they have to shoot the puck
JOHN MADDEN HERE. YOU CAN'T WIN GAMES IF YOU DONT SCORE POINTS
YOU'VE GOT TO BUY A TICKET IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE LOTTERY
FLAVA FAV, LET'S WATCH ANIME
what about golf?
He thinks the bolts won't choke in the first round
This near loss was merely a portent of things to come.
you could feel it in the locker room, I mean, guys were putting on their pads, lacing their skates, you could tell that they were going to go out and play ice hockey
I absolutely do think they'll choke. They're the fucking bolts.
Bolts don't have depth so I'd like to see how they do in the ploffs
What went wrong?
They'll get to the playoffs, but I'm not so sure about getting to the cup finals.
putting all your eggs in one basket never ends well
Well yeah that's obvious but how will they do. If Stamkos or Kuch goes their team is fucking dead
When will they learn, with Germans you lose
Goodnight /hoc/ have a wholesome saros
you just know
I reject anime
do finns eat dogs?
why the fuck does he look so much like eddie lack
This Puljujärvi kid is good.
it's called glitter dumbass
so was maroon when playing with mcdavid lmao
he's getting traded for a late 2nd
how many goals did McDavid score today?
well no shit faggot, they have by far the gayest jerseys in the nhl
god that looks delicious
Mcdavid fans in complete denial
cheese pizza? you sick perverted freak
implying i give a shit about mcmeme
that doesn't mean pulju is good. good players elevate people around him, and statistically speaking pulju is doing better now with mcdavid than he was anywhere else. therefore he's a mcdavid babby
REAL THREAD HERE
I don't think they are the worst
and at least they aren't yet another red jersey team
fuck off early autist
severe lack of green tbqh
fuck off shit non-news OP fag
it's okay to be an early autist cause i posted the news!!!
the only ones i hate worse than VGK are the ducks preds and oilers ones
21 out of 31 teams have either red or blue on their jerseys
obsessing over 1 post early
Autistic as fuck senpai.
MN here, fuck off, green is /ourcolor/, Dallas stole it
feeling the need to be the OP
Out of the red and blue ones, I don't really mind the avs, sharks, jackets, sabres, and yotes, since they at least use different shades.