Agent Mulder, what the hell is going on?

Agent Mulder, what the hell is going on?

Laura Palmer's murderer was a demonic entity.

The real human bean, and the real hero of the series.

normally he would have been demoted a bunch of times for not controlling his agents better

A space alien has possessed the body of a reanimated super natural serial killer. We're gonna need a team of blue berets and a hundred gallons of toothpaste to stop this bastard

It was all part of the plan.

Mulder, I...

/fit/ skinner
best skinner

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[seed chewing intensifies]

Do you think Skinner contributed to the TSP, the government employee 401(k)?

I was going to suggest that you need to get laid, sir, but it seems you have that covered already. I hope nothing happens to her after you doggy her bareback like a beast.

Would preggo Scully still tag along on mysteries?

Do you think skinner invested heavily in the DUST 3 times convertible ETF.

Rule 34 on Skinner?

uh uh I swear I was just takin a piss!
I was just by scullys house and I had to take a leak alright!

>normally
>the x-files

How bout you go read a few more x files fuckwad

You've never actually watched X-Files, have you?

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Cigarettes smoking man's little bitch.

a bunch of aliens are giving everyone black space aids using corn or some shit and making ubermensch for an eventual assimilation/invasion. .

we must fight to save diversity.