There is no such thing has funny female comed-

There is no such thing has funny female comed-

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down

you just explained sex with niggers, in a sense.

She's not funny.
She's a bad professional, I don't even get how she made it so big as a "comedian", is her father some executive at Golden Sachs?

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Holy shit I just realized Amy Schumer wouldn't actually look out of place in a gay bodybuilder porn video.

I can imagine Mark Wolfe or Van Darkholme wrestling and it might even make me hard.

what the hell is she doing there?

Why is Amy even relevant? Iliza's about the same level of unfunny but she's infinitely hotter. Do women just want to see a fat, untalented woman make it as proof that it's possible?

I don't know but she is related to this kike.

>I can imagine Mark Wolfe or Van Darkholme wrestling and it might even make me hard

She kike

STUNNING AND BRAVE

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giving the audience moral guidance through hard times

Wait, the queef wasn't just a meme? It actually happened?

And alt-right shit lords didn't think it was comedy gold.

Amy will host some kind of big award (Emmy, Golden Globes) in the near future and it'll be the most cringefest possible. Mark my words.

How these fucking threads always get so many replies is beyond me. Aren't you stupid niggers content to circlejerk on Sup Forums?

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Pretty sure hating Amy Schumer transcends any racial, religious or cultural differences as well as personal interests and hobbies.

I get the feeling either Sup Forums tells them to fuck off as there are probably 5 threads up at a time making fun of her, they get laughed out due to their flag or ID, our they're fresh out of r/the_donald and scared to actually post on Sup Forums so they want to "trigger some SJW cucks" on other boards

>heyyyy guys
>now that I'm on your site, acommodate me!
fuck off

Either that or people on Sup Forums actually dislike Amy Schumer as well and talking about a comedian's netflix special is actually directly related to this board whereis it's off topic on Sup Forums. Crazy thought but hey, everything is possible.

Why are so many people calling her fat or unattractive?
Don't you know how offense and damaging to society that is?

Women are funny guys, get over it.

Can somone give me a quick rundown on this lady?

>inspired us

>you inspired too much air that become fat, bitch.

uh oh

>jokes she stole and made worse general

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Let me give you a basic gestalt.

Comedy is generelly jewish thing you know

yeah me too
i'd ravage that shit with the force of a thousand suns, not for pleasure, but just because it's her

Hollywood is generally a jewish thing*

Amy Schumer is hilarious!

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