/cum/

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Sminem Boy Cool edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcIyTiKwDvU
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/01/the-best-chili-recipe.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html
https://youtu.be/rujeOqadOVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM
https://www.amazon.com/Skullcandy-Uproar-Bluetooth-Wireless-Headphones/dp/B00WGMRD2S
https://youtu.be/E-GxDqtP4Vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX8ZAXFpoJY
Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Canadian girls > American girls

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

I will tell you an ancient Finnish loitsu(Spell):
SAATANA PERKELE!

Say this in midnight if you face difficulties or meet enemies. Say three times and Lord PERKELE himself will come and slay your foes.
(Might steal yo girl as sacrifice)

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcIyTiKwDvU

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

clack is cool

/cum/ is my property you are my bitch

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

yay today is my friday
i'm gonna stay up all night and play video games and nobody can stop me

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

Been extremely fascinated by sharks all my life, buds. Very neat creatures.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

tfw no gf

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

I like sour patch kids

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

i am becoming great at japanese

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

I am your king

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

very autistic posts

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

Been extremely fascinated by porn stills all my life, buds. Very neat imagery.

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

Are swedes anglo?

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

no

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

Who Is John Corzine?

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

I want a diverse harem of femboys from around the globe

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

had 8 corndogs today

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

with ketchup?

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

be me
Amsterdam with GF ( shithole BTW)
meet Canadian girls at bar
talk to them
as soon as my GF goes to the bathroom they are trying to show me pictures of their asses and coming on to me

Guess they couldn't resist the American cock. What a bunch of sluts.

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

you are fucking awesome

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

have a Canadian gf
she's nice and cute
is afraid of black people

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

you should try my chili recipe. it'll burn your mouth off. (lol)

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

There's literally nothing wrong with being Muslim. Most muslims are moderate and commit less crimes adjusted for population than whites.

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

i dont get it
you need to chili out

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

chili
it's not chilly at all

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

wrong

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Is Futa on male gay?

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

BTW the excuse for showing me their bare asses was because they got a tattoo of A FUCKING LEAF on their ass cheek.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

Very.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/01/the-best-chili-recipe.html

This is the one I've been using. I use 4lbs beef chuck instead of the short ribs.

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

This but unironically

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

post rare sminems

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

*dances in british*

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

Also Aisha was actually 11 when the marriage was consummated so Muhamad is actually not a pedophile. Girls matured faster back then so an 11 year old would actually be equivalent to a 20 year old girl of today.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

:(

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

girls matured faster back then
wrong again

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Instead of Baseball there should be a game called Ghoul Ball with monsters and stuff

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

I had a Paki tell me this unironically

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

I wish....

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

How so?

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

I fucking loathe tattoos but goddammit I'm a sucker for patriotism.

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

living in an acnient time when there were more women than men
prefer little girls
if that's not a major sign of mental illness I don't know what is

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

wtf this looks good

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

This post gave me a hearty smile, thank you

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

It's the best chili I've ever had. Keep an eye on at towards the end when it thickens up and stir it so it doesn't stick to the bottom and burn.

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Around p*kis never relakis

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

How so?
Anime truly rots the mind.

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

pakis in khakis

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

Gonna go on a police ride along tonight

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

Awesome! May you kill many porch monkeys on this night.

David Johnson
David Johnson

Glad I'm attractive and not a Mormon

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

i love being white

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

I wish I grew up Mormon and not southern Baptist.

They are what white America should be.

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

cousin calls me because I'm going to stay with her and her husband this weekend
i'm home from work and high (dude weed)
I answer "hi cousin"
she says hi and that I sound very relaxed

Does she now?

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

argentina

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

no

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

because canadian girls are asian

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

anime

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

a fucking hallway

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

Does it matter?

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

i love being Asian

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

a fucking hallway is one of the most economically prosperous nations in south america
Pinochet is a hero

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Get pwned, n00b!

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Quebecois*

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

should i start drinking again tonight y/n

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

n

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

n

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

YES

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

n

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

n

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

yes

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Thoughts?

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

n

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

who is going to pay for it?

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

yuge

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

Altering your state of mind chemically is for losers

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Remittances

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

They're just gonna dig under it or do something else clever. They broke El Chapo out of a max security prison, they can get around the wall. Obsessing over border security is expensive and you get very little return on your investment.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

so mexican-americans AKA americans

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

dont make me go over there

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

NO
t.almost 1500 days sober

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

it's a lot harder to dig under a trench full of concrete, and that can be detected with seismic sensors a lot easier than people climbing over a fence can be

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

They'll just bribe somebody or find a way to disable it. Also everybody neglects the fact that a lot of shit comes through on boats or those submersible things they have.

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

are you implying that it's harder to police a narrow section of the coast as opposed to a land border thousands of miles long?

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

shhhh

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

yes

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

Have you watched your daily anime, /cum/?

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

not enough

William Wood
William Wood

I learned that if you don't make a big deal out of some problems they do not become a big deal

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

I don't watch anime

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

I don't watch anime vato

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

I prefer manga, and today i've read several

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

bet this is the same danbork that posts in /cum/
/int/thread/80512406#p80515971

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

I bet your a jew

Jacob James
Jacob James

Can you recommend me something?

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

have intelligent and attractive wife
350k/y combined income no kids
many hobbies keep me busy

And here I am still shitposting on Sup Forums. What's wrong with me?

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

fakenews

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

made in abyss

Surprisingly large amount of people on Sup Forums who make 500k a year and have 10 inch cocks

Camden White
Camden White

*you're
wahhaman

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

non-sociopathic rich people dont use facebook

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

My cock is only 6in

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

Mexishits can't be american

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

i wish

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

is this what the average /cum/ poster looks like?

David Moore
David Moore

t. brain-lite

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

No this is

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

stop

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

made in abyss
Another one please. Made in Abyss has too much loli bondage.

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

me on shirt

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

*bombs internally*

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

that's the_donald and /pol/

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

An immay a day keeps big pharma away, what I always say

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

A guy I know moved to australia when he was in high school and now he's gay

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

same but replace australia with china

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

Your average /cum/ poster is an ultra chad with perfectly sculpted facial structure and a non-receding hairline

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

Also he moved there because his mom had a dream that God told her to move there

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

are aussie and chinamen that sexy?

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

Aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters is kino

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

business idea: pull of some kind of heist then become morbidly obese to hide my identity

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

business idea: steal the cops so they have to work for me

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

Same here, I think we're alright since it's above average

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

KEK VVLT

Henry Young
Henry Young

business idea: make all of cum gay

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

business idea: plan a huge heist, get morbidly obese watching cartoons and getting high then forget about the heist

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

I love Cara a lot

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

kys

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

business idea: jews

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

ywn live in space
uugghhh

James Gray
James Gray

Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Cooper James
Cooper James

hi

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

shitfaced at 9:45 lads

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

business idea: get a jewish gf and have a bunch of kids with her

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

I love cara a l...

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

t. catholic

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

I am not a nigger

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Business idea: bring me some drugs and alcohol I'm broke, bored and suicidal

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Right behind you bud

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

RETRIBUTION

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

Get a job

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

When was the last time you saw a black catholic?

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

Irish and Shitalians are niggers.

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

t. Pablo guiterez

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

behind you bud
cheeky cunt, stay away from my boi pucci

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

you have 5 seconds to relate to a female your age or you die

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

I like chewing gum

i like bubble gum

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

My best friend is a girl

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

imagine how strong the smell would be

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Both have eyes

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Irish and shitalians are niggers

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

I did it three days ago

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

beautiful

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

kys CHI

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Girls matured faster back then so an 11 year old would actually be equivalent to a 20 year old girl of today.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html

russians

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Wow. Just did a complete filesystem debug in busybox for more than your parents pull down in a month.
What mong did you pull to tonight? Any good cartoons coming down the pipe? You know? Children's animation?

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

no YOU kill yourself!
now bring me your ARYAN sister so i can breed her for seven brown haired, brown eyes kids and then leave!

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

As a terrone I've always gotten along with Black people.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Aqua teen hunger force

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

fucking roastie deserved it

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

This legitimately happened to one of my cousins

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

damn
those were some pretty decent fakes too, must have costed a fortune in russian rubles

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

did she died

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

I just started my period today

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

damn man im sorry

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

no fake tits are good
and those aren't that good, you can see the outline

Parker White
Parker White

fucking roastie deserved it

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

muslims doing mental gymastics to justify the pedophilia of their beloved prophet

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

never EVER respond to me wh*Tey.

Robert Long
Robert Long

More like this. This is an Sup Forums meetup.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

all wh*Te women are queens.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

all wh*Te women are queens.

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

those are teenagers

Logan King
Logan King

MAMA MIA GIMMIE A CALZONE OR SUMIN

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

did i stutter you fucking pussy.

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

wouldfaithfullywaitforoneofthemtoturn18/10

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

girl on the left has a penis

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

dont care

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

care just a bit

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

https://youtu.be/rujeOqadOVQ

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

care even less than not at all, i have negative care

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Wh*te women are absolute SHIT, you could even say PEASANTS when compared to Black Goddesses. Black women are superiour in literally EVERY SINGLE WAY. Can't wait for wh*ties to FUCK OFF this Earth

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

Would hate fuck both of them

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

michael jackson the only non-pedophile
What a world

Ryder King
Ryder King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

be hollywood
big former child actor comes out announcing hollywood pedophilia
get mad, brainwash him into embarrassing himself on television in front of the entire world

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

there will never be anyone as good as johnny anymore.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

This makes me very depressed

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

the end goal is concentration camps for nu males

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

So?

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

war is bad because people die

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

The gorillas would likely fight eachother first

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

bugmen

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

My boy Lesnar could easily kill 10 gorillas on his own

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

fakenews

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

thicc is not for my dick
I like skinny sluts

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

I know your first three numbers

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

who would win in a fight, lesnar or a stick????

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

i could kill you on my own.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

all is lost
64 percent of my country would vote for jagmmet singh

Mason Green
Mason Green

I need guards to protect myself because you pee-ons still have access to assault weapons

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

Why are gooks so insecure about race. You've been dealt your hand, don't spend a quarter of your life whining about it. It's not like your Flip trash so cool it down, champ.

David Lopez
David Lopez

stick

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

donald trump won my county but only by a slight margin

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

So youre saying
he barely has a johnson?

Jason Young
Jason Young

windwaker

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Good goys!
now don't forget to pray for israel at night!

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

honestly dont have a problem with Israeli Jews

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

hope it's delicious, cum

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

muslim guys treat women like shit

i hate them

John Ross
John Ross

what did ride mean by this?

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

I'm unironically a russiaboo.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

you should look up lobotomy videos on liveleak

yes

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Good!
now dont forget to pray!

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

your country elected a substitute drama teacher because he promised to legalize weed.

a sikh is probably a step up

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

sikhs are bros though

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

poopoo

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

BASED BLACK SIKH MAN. ID LET ONE FUCK ME EVEN IF THEY WERE A TRANNY

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

I'm unironically a portuboo

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

t.Non-white

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

Do you think justice will ever come to him?

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

He did nothing wrong

John Green
John Green

same here. I would flip for the KGB in an instant.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

mmmhmmmm

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

Dan "Hold 'em tighter, this one's a fighter" Schneider

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

tfw the keenan and kal conspiracy

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

people are slowly waking up and more celebs are speaking out, so eventually yeah, hollywoon has a whole will be exposed soon

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

free Christopher Cantwell

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

this

Anthony King
Anthony King

keep that hatemonger in prison

David Turner
David Turner

back from the outside world

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

That must be scary

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

i deserve a gf

Connor James
Connor James

he will walk free and there is nothing you can do about it

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Really want one of those new Pixel phones

The camera on that thing is glorious

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

no
head
phone
jack

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

I want to drop everything. Quit my job, sell my car, become a street person and live my life long dream of being a folk singer

Caleb James
Caleb James

I use these
https://www.amazon.com/Skullcandy-Uproar-Bluetooth-Wireless-Headphones/dp/B00WGMRD2S

Either way there are adapters

Had no idea a camera on a smartphone would be so important after I started taking pictures with my crappy phone

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

skull candy

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

hi /cum/
did u miss me?

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Maybe :3

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

https://youtu.be/E-GxDqtP4Vc

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

Autism

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

you might as well be tapping bluetooth speakers to your ears

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

my roommate knows im trying to stay sober so he got rid of all the booze in our apartment

guess im not drinking tonight buds

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

That's a nice roommate

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

im trying to stay sober
guess im not drinking tonight buds
good willpower bud

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

You might as well be on the spectrum

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

just want white ethnostate

Wyatt James
Wyatt James

if you don't like over priced garbage you have autism
mmmhmmmm

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

They freed those Boyle weirdos

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

dan schneider legitimately disgusts me

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

I don't care about the brand as long as they sound good

The ones I bought were cheap anyways

Jose Green
Jose Green

tfw no roach gf

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

well, stop that

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

I like the smiths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX8ZAXFpoJY

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

le weinstein face

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

I was so productive today after leaving the /cum/ discord, that I got all my work and studying done in time to go to the bar tonight

i'm excited

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

When the evening shatters and the stars appear
And there's no one there to dry your tears
Oh I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love

John Smith
John Smith

Her legs look delicious

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

How do I get a master race (jewish) gf?

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Sheeeeeeit

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

back to eating healthy buds
need to lose 30lbs while maintaining my lifts

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

just ate burger king

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Whats better, showering before or after work?

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

tfw no realdoll

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

every other day

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

before and after

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

During

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

before

James Gray
James Gray

personally i prefer after work. i'm gonna get all sweaty anyway, so why shower before

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

depends on your work
if its labour and sweaty, after
if its gay office shit then do it before

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

*makes you smell my armpits*

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

Gonna make the new thread, lads

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Don't do it Cana-chan

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

My ex use to do this to me. Why are women so weird

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Women like musky male scents because they contain pheromones.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

new
/int/thread/80517769#p80517769
/int/thread/80517769#p80517769
/int/thread/80517769#p80517769

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

Lain?

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