Sminem Boy Cool edition
Canadian girls > American girls
I will tell you an ancient Finnish loitsu(Spell):
Say this in midnight if you face difficulties or meet enemies. Say three times and Lord PERKELE himself will come and slay your foes.
(Might steal yo girl as sacrifice)
clack is cool
/cum/ is my property you are my bitch
yay today is my friday
i'm gonna stay up all night and play video games and nobody can stop me
Been extremely fascinated by sharks all my life, buds. Very neat creatures.
tfw no gf
I like sour patch kids
i am becoming great at japanese
I am your king
very autistic posts
Been extremely fascinated by porn stills all my life, buds. Very neat imagery.
Are swedes anglo?
Who Is John Corzine?
I want a diverse harem of femboys from around the globe
had 8 corndogs today
Amsterdam with GF ( shithole BTW)
meet Canadian girls at bar
talk to them
as soon as my GF goes to the bathroom they are trying to show me pictures of their asses and coming on to me
Guess they couldn't resist the American cock. What a bunch of sluts.
you are fucking awesome
have a Canadian gf
she's nice and cute
is afraid of black people
you should try my chili recipe. it'll burn your mouth off. (lol)
There's literally nothing wrong with being Muslim. Most muslims are moderate and commit less crimes adjusted for population than whites.
i dont get it
you need to chili out
it's not chilly at all
Is Futa on male gay?
BTW the excuse for showing me their bare asses was because they got a tattoo of A FUCKING LEAF on their ass cheek.
This is the one I've been using. I use 4lbs beef chuck instead of the short ribs.
This but unironically
post rare sminems
*dances in british*
Also Aisha was actually 11 when the marriage was consummated so Muhamad is actually not a pedophile. Girls matured faster back then so an 11 year old would actually be equivalent to a 20 year old girl of today.
girls matured faster back then
Instead of Baseball there should be a game called Ghoul Ball with monsters and stuff
I had a Paki tell me this unironically
I fucking loathe tattoos but goddammit I'm a sucker for patriotism.
living in an acnient time when there were more women than men
prefer little girls
if that's not a major sign of mental illness I don't know what is
wtf this looks good
This post gave me a hearty smile, thank you
It's the best chili I've ever had. Keep an eye on at towards the end when it thickens up and stir it so it doesn't stick to the bottom and burn.
Around p*kis never relakis
Anime truly rots the mind.
pakis in khakis
Gonna go on a police ride along tonight
Awesome! May you kill many porch monkeys on this night.
Glad I'm attractive and not a Mormon
i love being white
I wish I grew up Mormon and not southern Baptist.
They are what white America should be.
cousin calls me because I'm going to stay with her and her husband this weekend
i'm home from work and high (dude weed)
I answer "hi cousin"
she says hi and that I sound very relaxed
Does she now?
because canadian girls are asian
a fucking hallway
Does it matter?
i love being Asian
a fucking hallway is one of the most economically prosperous nations in south america
Pinochet is a hero
Get pwned, n00b!
should i start drinking again tonight y/n
who is going to pay for it?
Altering your state of mind chemically is for losers
They're just gonna dig under it or do something else clever. They broke El Chapo out of a max security prison, they can get around the wall. Obsessing over border security is expensive and you get very little return on your investment.
so mexican-americans AKA americans
dont make me go over there
t.almost 1500 days sober
it's a lot harder to dig under a trench full of concrete, and that can be detected with seismic sensors a lot easier than people climbing over a fence can be
They'll just bribe somebody or find a way to disable it. Also everybody neglects the fact that a lot of shit comes through on boats or those submersible things they have.
are you implying that it's harder to police a narrow section of the coast as opposed to a land border thousands of miles long?
Have you watched your daily anime, /cum/?
I learned that if you don't make a big deal out of some problems they do not become a big deal
I don't watch anime
I don't watch anime vato
I prefer manga, and today i've read several
bet this is the same danbork that posts in /cum/
I bet your a jew
Can you recommend me something?
have intelligent and attractive wife
350k/y combined income no kids
many hobbies keep me busy
And here I am still shitposting on Sup Forums. What's wrong with me?
made in abyss
Surprisingly large amount of people on Sup Forums who make 500k a year and have 10 inch cocks
non-sociopathic rich people dont use facebook
My cock is only 6in
Mexishits can't be american
is this what the average /cum/ poster looks like?
No this is
made in abyss
Another one please. Made in Abyss has too much loli bondage.
me on shirt
that's the_donald and /pol/
An immay a day keeps big pharma away, what I always say
A guy I know moved to australia when he was in high school and now he's gay
same but replace australia with china
Your average /cum/ poster is an ultra chad with perfectly sculpted facial structure and a non-receding hairline
Also he moved there because his mom had a dream that God told her to move there
are aussie and chinamen that sexy?
Aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters is kino
business idea: pull of some kind of heist then become morbidly obese to hide my identity
business idea: steal the cops so they have to work for me
Same here, I think we're alright since it's above average
business idea: make all of cum gay
business idea: plan a huge heist, get morbidly obese watching cartoons and getting high then forget about the heist
I love Cara a lot
business idea: jews
ywn live in space
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
shitfaced at 9:45 lads
business idea: get a jewish gf and have a bunch of kids with her
I love cara a l...
I am not a nigger
Business idea: bring me some drugs and alcohol I'm broke, bored and suicidal
Right behind you bud
Get a job
When was the last time you saw a black catholic?
Irish and Shitalians are niggers.
t. Pablo guiterez
behind you bud
cheeky cunt, stay away from my boi pucci
you have 5 seconds to relate to a female your age or you die
I like chewing gum
i like bubble gum
My best friend is a girl
imagine how strong the smell would be
Both have eyes
Irish and shitalians are niggers
I did it three days ago
Girls matured faster back then so an 11 year old would actually be equivalent to a 20 year old girl of today.
Wow. Just did a complete filesystem debug in busybox for more than your parents pull down in a month.
What mong did you pull to tonight? Any good cartoons coming down the pipe? You know? Children's animation?
no YOU kill yourself!
now bring me your ARYAN sister so i can breed her for seven brown haired, brown eyes kids and then leave!
As a terrone I've always gotten along with Black people.
Aqua teen hunger force
fucking roastie deserved it
This legitimately happened to one of my cousins
those were some pretty decent fakes too, must have costed a fortune in russian rubles
did she died
I just started my period today
damn man im sorry
no fake tits are good
and those aren't that good, you can see the outline
fucking roastie deserved it
muslims doing mental gymastics to justify the pedophilia of their beloved prophet
never EVER respond to me wh*Tey.
More like this. This is an Sup Forums meetup.
all wh*Te women are queens.
all wh*Te women are queens.
those are teenagers
MAMA MIA GIMMIE A CALZONE OR SUMIN
did i stutter you fucking pussy.
girl on the left has a penis
care just a bit
care even less than not at all, i have negative care
Wh*te women are absolute SHIT, you could even say PEASANTS when compared to Black Goddesses. Black women are superiour in literally EVERY SINGLE WAY. Can't wait for wh*ties to FUCK OFF this Earth
Would hate fuck both of them
michael jackson the only non-pedophile
What a world
big former child actor comes out announcing hollywood pedophilia
get mad, brainwash him into embarrassing himself on television in front of the entire world
there will never be anyone as good as johnny anymore.
This makes me very depressed
the end goal is concentration camps for nu males
war is bad because people die
The gorillas would likely fight eachother first
My boy Lesnar could easily kill 10 gorillas on his own
thicc is not for my dick
I like skinny sluts
I know your first three numbers
who would win in a fight, lesnar or a stick????
i could kill you on my own.
all is lost
64 percent of my country would vote for jagmmet singh
I need guards to protect myself because you pee-ons still have access to assault weapons
Why are gooks so insecure about race. You've been dealt your hand, don't spend a quarter of your life whining about it. It's not like your Flip trash so cool it down, champ.
donald trump won my county but only by a slight margin
So youre saying
he barely has a johnson?
now don't forget to pray for israel at night!
honestly dont have a problem with Israeli Jews
hope it's delicious, cum
muslim guys treat women like shit
i hate them
what did ride mean by this?
I'm unironically a russiaboo.
you should look up lobotomy videos on liveleak
now dont forget to pray!
your country elected a substitute drama teacher because he promised to legalize weed.
a sikh is probably a step up
sikhs are bros though
BASED BLACK SIKH MAN. ID LET ONE FUCK ME EVEN IF THEY WERE A TRANNY
I'm unironically a portuboo
Do you think justice will ever come to him?
He did nothing wrong
same here. I would flip for the KGB in an instant.
Dan "Hold 'em tighter, this one's a fighter" Schneider
tfw the keenan and kal conspiracy
people are slowly waking up and more celebs are speaking out, so eventually yeah, hollywoon has a whole will be exposed soon
free Christopher Cantwell
keep that hatemonger in prison
back from the outside world
That must be scary
i deserve a gf
he will walk free and there is nothing you can do about it
Really want one of those new Pixel phones
The camera on that thing is glorious
I want to drop everything. Quit my job, sell my car, become a street person and live my life long dream of being a folk singer
Either way there are adapters
Had no idea a camera on a smartphone would be so important after I started taking pictures with my crappy phone
did u miss me?
you might as well be tapping bluetooth speakers to your ears
my roommate knows im trying to stay sober so he got rid of all the booze in our apartment
guess im not drinking tonight buds
That's a nice roommate
im trying to stay sober
guess im not drinking tonight buds
good willpower bud
You might as well be on the spectrum
just want white ethnostate
if you don't like over priced garbage you have autism
They freed those Boyle weirdos
dan schneider legitimately disgusts me
I don't care about the brand as long as they sound good
The ones I bought were cheap anyways
tfw no roach gf
well, stop that
I like the smiths
le weinstein face
I was so productive today after leaving the /cum/ discord, that I got all my work and studying done in time to go to the bar tonight
When the evening shatters and the stars appear
And there's no one there to dry your tears
Oh I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love
Her legs look delicious
How do I get a master race (jewish) gf?
back to eating healthy buds
need to lose 30lbs while maintaining my lifts
just ate burger king
Whats better, showering before or after work?
tfw no realdoll
every other day
before and after
personally i prefer after work. i'm gonna get all sweaty anyway, so why shower before
depends on your work
if its labour and sweaty, after
if its gay office shit then do it before
*makes you smell my armpits*
Gonna make the new thread, lads
Don't do it Cana-chan
My ex use to do this to me. Why are women so weird
Women like musky male scents because they contain pheromones.